Secret Celebrity RuPaul's Drag Race 2x3

1. Previously on RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race...

2. Category is Dance Your Padded Asses Off.

3. Chic-Li-Fay, Milli Von Sunshine,

4. Donna Bellissima, you were 10s across the board,

5. but another queen was an 11.

6. Poppy Love, con-drag-ulations.

7. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

8. Thirsty Von Trap, Electra Owl,

9. the time has come for you to lip sync

10. for your life!

11. I've made my decision.

12. Thirsty Von Trap, shantay you stay.

13. Electra Owl, now the time has come

14. for you to Ru-veal yourself.

15. Taylor Dayne.

16. Being a drag queen is over the top fantastic, fabulous,

17. and who I became was Electra Owl.

18. This week, our queens are ready to cash in.

19. Category is Money, Honey.

20. Your challenge is gonna be finding that sexy.

21. It's either embrace the sexy or go home.

22. The weeks are getting more challenging as we go,

23. and more competitive.

24. Getting comfortable in the wardrobe is daunting.

25. It felt like you were super concentrated,

26. and it didn't last.

27. Bitch, you need to sissy that walk.

28. I'm about to dehydrate the girls

29. because Thirsty did not come to play.

30. This is your last chance to impress me

31. and save yourself from elimination!

32. It all starts in five...

33. You better werk, bitch.

34. - Four... - They ain't throwing no shade.

35. They just trying to get paid.

36. - Three... - Keep that focus on you.

37. - Two... - Such a joy to watch.

38. - One. - What a way to make a living.

39. Welcome to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

40. Say hello to our judges, Michelle Visage.

41. And style superstar Carson Kressley.

42. That's me.

43. Hi, everybody. Hello.

44. This week, our seven secret celebrities

45. are ready to make it rain.

46. Tonight, category is Money, Honey.

47. Because a true queen knows

48. it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that bling.

49. Celebrities, start your engines,

50. and may the best drag queen win.

51. The winner of RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race

52. will win $100.000 for their favorite charity

53. and be crowned America's next celebrity drag superstar.

54. All hail our Queen Supremes:

55. Brooke Lynn Hytes, Jujubee, and Monét X Change!

56. You know, a lot of people don't know this, but we bought a zoo.

57. Hey, kitty girls!

58. Hey, Mama.

59. Wow, you look like a million dollars.

60. And we smell like it, too.

61. Actually, Ru, I borrowed this dress from Michelle.

62. - Really? - Yeah.

63. We can do that now that we're the same cup size.

64. We are!

65. I wanna know, ladies, what's the backstage tea this week?

66. Well, Ru, I'm not gonna lie to you.

67. - It's been rough. - Ooh.

68. Monét X Change and I found out

69. that Jujubee has been stealing our jewelry.

70. Ru, as a former Miss Laos 1982,

71. I feel very entitled.

72. Bitch, well, how about Miss Lose?

73. You ain't got no titles.

74. Now, Ru, this week we challenged our queens

75. to put their money where their mouth is

76. and show us their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

77. Mama Ru, these queens, they ain't throwing no shade.

78. They're just trying to get paid, okay?

79. Tonight's first queen

80. is ready to put the "ass" in "glass ceiling."

81. It's Poppy Love. Take a look.

82. My 11 out of 10 daughter!

83. Still kind of beside myself

84. that I've won now two weeks in a row.

85. Poppy Love, con-drag-ulations.

86. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

87. I'm really just embracing the moment,

88. but everybody across the board last week, they brought it.

89. Everybody is looking at me as, like, the one to beat,

90. which is a lot of pressure,

91. and it has definitely lit a fire under my ass.

92. The theme this week is Money, Honey.

93. When I think of Money, Honey, I think of jewelry and bling.

94. Years ago, I was all about the bling.

95. I was like P-not-so-Diddy vibe, you know?

96. I call it a bling-blong phase

97. because it was just— it was too much bling.

98. Maybe that was your dabble in drag.

99. For sure.

100. I'm learning how much Poppy is an extension of me,

101. and I'm an extension of Poppy.

102. So this week, there is a necklace that I'll be wearing

103. that is bling-blinged out,

104. because I wanted to continue leaning into the world of drag.

105. The song that I'm doing this week

106. is definitely about female boss empowerment.

107. When I think of powerful women, I think of my amazing wife.

108. My wife is just the most incredible human being

109. on this planet.

110. She's doing the grind every day.

111. It's that girl power, it's that feminine strength.

112. This song is a great representation of all of that,

113. and I hope I can do it justice.

114. The story is super important,

115. because this is, like—it's like the focus is the story.

116. A dream of mine is to see you just use your face more.

117. Make it more musical theater, make it huge.

118. Make that stretch big, when you're making yourself.

119. Give yourself a slap if you don't wanna do that.

120. Slap yourself, you know,

121. because she's ready to work.

122. - Yeah. - Okay.

123. I expect so much from Poppy right now.

124. Last week she was an 11 out of 10.

125. This week, we're gonna shoot for at least a 12.

126. If Poppy loses, everybody here loses a finger.

127. Going into this week, I'm feeling really good.

128. I'm excited about this choreography, the wardrobe.

129. Fingers crossed that Poppy's gonna go for that three-peat

130. and definitely dress to impress.

131. - She is very good. - Oh, yeah, she's great.

132. And like you said, the choreography's always clean.

133. It's like pageant level drag queen.

134. Yeah, yeah, clean.

135. Wow, what a way to make a livin'.

136. Let's go to the judges and hear what they have to say.

137. Let's start with our boss bitch, Michelle Visage.

138. Poppy Love, what I love about you

139. is how into it you have fully consumed yourself.

140. - Do you know what I mean? - Thank you.

141. I want you to take it even further overboard

142. with the characterization,

143. so we can understand who Poppy Love is, okay?

144. And I just wanna add,

145. Ru, the hip-to-calf ratio is everything.

146. It's like two walking turkey drumsticks.

147. It really is.

148. - It's like matchsticks. - I love it.

149. Now, he always gives at the office.

150. - Carson Kressley. - Mm, I do.

151. That was a great routine because you told a great story,

152. you started out with the typewriter, you did that—

153. it was a pretty elaborate dance number.

154. I love your staff, by the way,

155. and I would love to join the team if there's any openings.

156. You're doing great.

157. Thank you.

158. And when you add that extra level

159. of just that sassy ease that a great drag queen has,

160. you are going to be unstoppable.

161. Thank you. Thank you.

162. Yes, Poppy Love, I think what the judges are trying to say

163. is, bitch, you need to sissy that walk.

164. I will sissy it so much more.

165. So you understand what the judges mean.

166. Because you have everything on point, everything.

167. You're professional, you know your choreography,

168. you look fantastic, you are a great actor,

169. and it's just that extra, uh, uh, sissydom

170. that we're looking for, you know?

171. Okay, I'll bring it. I'll bring it.

172. All right, give it up for Poppy Love!

173. - It's so good. - So invested, and—

174. Yeah, and, you know, Poppy has won two weeks in a row.

175. - Isn't that crazy? I know. - Who'd a thunk?

176. Welcome back to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

177. Tonight, category is Money, Honey,

178. and these queens mean business.

179. Up next, ring, ring, bitch.

180. Operators are standing by for Milli Von Sunshine.

181. Take a look.

182. Milli!

183. I'm here!

184. My favorite daughter.

185. - Mwah, mwah. - Mwah.

186. Milli "10s across the board" Von Sunshine,

187. - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you.

188. I was just so enamored watching you last week perform.

189. I feel really solid.

190. Tonight, you have done another iconic version of this song.

191. With that said, I've really gotta top myself.

192. This week has to be maybe a little bit more sexy/sultry

193. so that you get to see all the different sides of Milli.

194. Of course, of course.

195. We've seen the psycho,

196. we've seen the emotional,

197. and I think this time is sexy.

198. Yeah, I love it.

199. We gotta give 'em something different this time.

200. This week we're showing the elements

201. of working hard and making money.

202. And it's a really funny and sexy number,

203. and you're gonna see a totally different side of Milli.

204. - Get a little more swaggy. - Yeah, yeah.

205. Like, you know, like shh, shh, ya.

206. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Really pop your ass out

207. and give us, like, booty and body.

208. I'm not naturally a sexy person,

209. and so I definitely wanna bring a little bit of comedy

210. with the makeup, the costumes

211. that are really going to elevate

212. the campiness of the performance.

213. My costume is gonna be very fun.

214. My robe is supposed to bring

215. the comedy element to this performance.

216. I'm giving you, like, 1950s housewife meets sex worker.

217. So Brooke Lynn Hytes.

218. Yeah.

219. - Yes. - Yes.

220. That has way more swag in it.

221. Took me a second.

222. Milli's really calm and she's really sweet,

223. and then she gets on stage and she's a crazy monster.

224. So I know she can do it.

225. If you wanted to take the robe off,

226. - you can throw back there. - Oh.

227. So...

228. Is this gonna work?

229. - You gotta pick your battles. - Yeah.

230. I'm getting more nervous about the costume,

231. and it's becoming more competitive,

232. and I have to really bring the story

233. and bring the fuck ton of makeup,

234. and bring all these different elements

235. that I haven't done before.

236. But Milli this week is ready to get down and dirty.

237. Yes!

238. That was so good.

239. You know what made that even more impressive?

240. The fact that that robe,

241. that could have easily fucked her up.

242. But she made it in the nick of time,

243. and she did not miss a beat.

244. Milli Von Sunshine, I tell you,

245. every week you come out here and turn it.

246. Let's hear what the judges have to say.

247. Michelle Visage.

248. So I'm reading a little bit of anger or defeat on your face.

249. Am I reading that correctly?

250. You know, this week was more difficult than it's been,

251. and there's so many moving parts

252. that when something doesn't work,

253. obviously the show goes on, right?

254. That's it, that's it.

255. Listen, all that happened was the robe didn't come off

256. as easily as you wanted it to.

257. In true drag fashion,

258. you were, like, I am ripping this shit off my body.

259. It's going.

260. - That's it, that's it! - It's going.

261. Thank you.

262. Phone sex pioneer Carson Kressley.

263. I love this. This is my kind of drag.

264. You're giving us glamour, you're giving us beauty,

265. but you're giving us a good, solid dose of camp

266. with this curler onesie that you're wearing.

267. - It's so fun. - Right.

268. And thank you

269. for raising landline awareness for the children.

270. You're welcome, you're very welcome.

271. Yeah, you are just a fantastic performer.

272. And again, we saw you struggle for a minute with the robe,

273. but the truth is, you hit your mark right on time.

274. - Yeah. Thank you. - You got there.

275. Now, your Queen Supreme is Jujubee.

276. What advice did she have for you this week?

277. You know, she said

278. just to really dig into the sultry.

279. Feel good.

280. This one in particular,

281. the sexy tone, the sexy vibes is not who I am at all.

282. But you have to fake it till you make it, baby,

283. and that's kind of what I did.

284. Well, my only advice for you

285. is to lean into Milli Von Sunshine.

286. Give her a big round of applause.

287. Thank you.

288. Thanks, guys.

289. I'm glad that they did that makeup on her.

290. - I loved it. Loved it. - It's so fabulous.

291. - So cute. - Yeah.

292. So well done.

293. And she's one hard worker.

294. Welcome back.

295. Tonight, category is Money, Honey.

296. Up next, Chic-Li-Fay.

297. Take a look.

298. Mama!

299. Chickie!

300. Last week was legitimately so good.

301. Michelle looked at me like I was just a piece of glass.

302. She saw right through me.

303. You think that you're a comedy queen. You're not.

304. You are sexy.

305. Week one was, like, comedy and camp.

306. - Comedy is my default. - Yes.

307. Because I feel comfortable there.

308. So getting more comfortable with the sexiness,

309. gotta push harder on that.

310. Absolutely. This week is the perfect week for it,

311. because it's all about money.

312. - How are y'all doing? - Hi!

313. Do you have any concepts for the number or—

314. I'll be a Girl Scout working it for her troop.

315. My cookies are on sale this week.

316. It could horribly, horribly backfire,

317. but I will be going full out

318. on this combination of sexy and camp.

319. This is hard-hitting choreography.

320. Absolutely.

321. So your challenge is gonna be finding that sexy

322. that they love so much in you in this.

323. Like a dirty motel one night stand.

324. - Mm-hmm. - Yes!

325. Ha ha, baby. Sell them cookies.

326. I'm sorry, the customer's not always right.

327. No, they're not.

328. Out of drag I'm definitely not flashy,

329. but this week is Money, Honey.

330. I wanna go over the top.

331. Look, it's either embrace the sexy or go home.

332. Welcome to the wonderful world of hips and ass.

333. Padding is the greatest thing.

334. It just creates a whole new woman.

335. - I wish this was my body. - Well, I mean—

336. I've never had an ass before.

337. If we take you to Colombia, that can be arranged.

338. And this body, whew, you get hit in the face with it.

339. Poppy has won two in a row,

340. but, you know, it's good motivation.

341. I hope it'll be good.

342. I have no doubt.

343. I just think you just need to, like,

344. just figure out those little pockets.

345. I wanna keep running it.

346. I now have an ass to show off.

347. I need her to believe that she is a sexy video vixen.

348. Chic-Li-Fay needs to be that moment when she's on that stage,

349. and not worry about anything else.

350. Yayo. Yayo.

351. Mula-la, yayo.

352. Yes!

353. Bitch, werk!

354. Chic-Li-Fay, Chic-Li-Fay, it's cookie time.

355. For the past few weeks,

356. you have been amazing, and you have been going there.

357. But tonight, you went all the way there.

358. It's obvious. Dancing is your thing.

359. But drag is a different performance.

360. You have to go over the top

361. to the point where you feel ridiculous,

362. and tonight, that bell was rung.

363. You're the one who's doing it in heels, in padding,

364. in pigtails, in tuck, in latex, everything.

365. I know, girl, I know, I know.

366. I know the sweat that is going on under there right now.

367. You don't wanna know the sweat that's going on.

368. You nailed it, Chic.

369. Thank you.

370. Ooh, Girl... Scouts, look out.

371. You were working your Pecan Sandies up in there

372. into a fever pitch.

373. That choreography, you were so sexy.

374. You were so—you were giving us bad bitch vibes

375. and you were just living it and we had a great time.

376. I had the best time.

377. I'll take four boxes.

378. Okay, let me just put you down.

379. It seemed that you had a lot of fun.

380. What's different this week?

381. This is the culmination of the past two weeks,

382. and I just had the most fun

383. I've had up on the stage so far tonight.

384. - Yeah. - I did wanna live

385. in this magical, whorish, mean bitch land.

386. Surprisingly, felt right at home.

387. Well, it definitely came out, Chic-Li-Fay.

388. Give it up for Chic-Li-Fay!

389. Thank you. Thanks.

390. But she really does embody that fierceness, that ferociousness.

391. Yeah, no, it was the next level.

392. Next level, next level.

393. Today was the show from here on out.

394. It's only gonna get harder from here on out,

395. because everyone is coming.

396. - Bitch.

397. Bitch.

398. - Bitch.

399. How are you all feeling at this point in the competition?

400. Great, but it's definitely getting more challenging.

401. It really is anybody's game now.

402. I know for me, I need to get to where you were tonight.

403. Now, when you learn the words,

404. are you learning it singing it to yourself,

405. or are you just learning it by listening to it?

406. I've learned that if I do sing it to myself,

407. I remember it better.

408. I have to sing it, like, all day today.

409. I was singing Dolly all day.

410. And then it's like, okay, shut that off.

411. - Now lip sync. - Yeah, yeah.

412. Like, I feel more comfortable

413. with what I'm allowing myself to do on the stage.

414. See, that's what I need to lean into.

415. If you think of drag like this,

416. like superheroes put on their capes,

417. drag is your cape,

418. and your super power is the performance.

419. So if you shift your brain to think like that,

420. you can go anywhere.

421. Welcome back to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

422. Tonight, category is Money, Honey.

423. This next queen makes money the old-fashioned way:

424. She steals it.

425. I wouldn't, but Jackie Would.

426. Take a look.

427. Jackie Would.

428. And I hope she could.

429. Yes, she could, and she should.

430. Last week I was safe, but just barely.

431. Listen, we know that you are rhythmically challenged.

432. Well, Jackie's not a classically trained dancer.

433. - I don't know if you noticed. - No, she's not. She's not.

434. How do we feel?

435. - Nervous. - Uh-huh.

436. I feel like I'm trying to figure out what I can do.

437. I still see you in your head a little bit.

438. They're not watching you for perfect dance steps.

439. If you mess up, mess up fabulousness.

440. Just go with the mistakes.

441. Let it roll.

442. My strong suit is not dancing,

443. but I think my strong suit and Jackie's strong suit

444. is having fun.

445. I just have to be more authentic to that.

446. What is the concept for this week?

447. Money, Honey, and so the bling is definitely front and center

448. as Jackie, like, catches the boys and busts a ride.

449. Jackie's kind of a flashy number.

450. She's a "more is more" kind of gal.

451. I, on the other hand, I'm not a big jewelry guy,

452. but I love that Jackie is the complete antithesis of that.

453. From the top, think about that attitude, girl.

454. - Yeah, because it's, like, mm. - A little snap. Yeah!

455. The song that I chose for this week

456. is something different than anything Jackie's ever done.

457. She's exploring a more dominant side of her personality.

458. The choreography this week, it's faster and it's badass.

459. I love the way you come out.

460. I want you to dominate from the beginning.

461. And I noticed that when you're doing the pointing thing,

462. it's a little unsure.

463. So I want you to just point and point,

464. because it's showing bitches how to do it.

465. That's my Jackie. That is my daughter.

466. I'll bet you a ham sandwich

467. that if she puts this all together, she'll win.

468. Having to do all this dancing

469. and the trying to remember all of the words

470. and getting comfortable in the wardrobe is daunting.

471. I think that she would pop wearing any of this.

472. It's a little terrifying.

473. It feels very different than me.

474. Same, because Juju to me

475. is the one that allows me to do

476. all the bright, colorful, sparkly things.

477. And I think that's exactly who Jackie is for you.

478. And, girl, you always look good.

479. If there is a mistake, I hope that I'm going to have the grace

480. to just sort of, like, incorporate it,

481. gloss over it, and move on.

482. You guys could have at least bought me a cocktail

483. before you got up in here.

484. I'm going to do the best I can do,

485. have the most fun with it.

486. Sometimes the most interesting people

487. are the people that maybe aren't the best dancers.

488. Let's hope that.

489. You wanna?

490. You want a hot body?

491. You want a Bugatti?

492. You want a Maserati?

493. You better work, bitch.

494. You want a Lamborghini?

495. Sip martinis? Look hot in a bikini?

496. You better work, bitch.

497. You better work, bitch.

498. You better work, bitch.

499. You better work, bitch.

500. Now get to work, bitch.

501. Go call the police. Go call the governor.

502. I bring the treble.

503. Don't mean to trouble ya.

504. I make it bubble up.

505. Call me the bubbler.

506. I am the bad bitch,

507. the bitch that you're loving up.

508. Work it out, work it out.

509. Work it out, work it out.

510. Work it out, work it out.

511. You better work, bitch.

512. She has a presence and a personality

513. that you have to fall in love with.

514. - Yeah. - There's no way out of it.

515. Oh, my goodness, you better work, bitch.

516. I have been, I promise.

517. You know, it's so, like,

518. Molly Shannon Superstar moments in this routine,

519. because you really aren't a dancer,

520. but it's very fun to watch you attempt to be a dancer.

521. Don't forget that you are lip syncing,

522. so sometimes you were a little off rhythm and stuff.

523. A key to drag is not taking it too seriously,

524. and Lord knows you are not taking it too seriously.

525. Thank you. Thank you, Michelle.

526. Hi, Jackie Would!

527. - Hello. How are you? - I'm fantastic.

528. I'm loving this look.

529. I mean, you were meant to be a redhead.

530. - Come on. - Yes!

531. I love you were living your rich bitch fantasy.

532. Yeah, you didn't get every lyric of the song.

533. I was, like, is she singing the same song?

534. There was a moment in the routine

535. where I think you exhaled,

536. and it was, like, halfway through,

537. and the guys were all around you,

538. and you started to smile and, like, live the song.

539. And you're like, oh, girl, I'm almost done.

540. I can have fun now.

541. When I was a little queen growing up,

542. we used to get the Frederick's of Hollywood catalogue,

543. and there was always an outfit like that in there,

544. and I dreamed and dreamed of wearing that outfit.

545. I'll let you borrow it.

546. This is the third week of this competition.

547. How do you feel?

548. You know, last week one of the takeaways that I had

549. was to make it bigger,

550. and I thought I think we're gonna have to just come out

551. with more confidence, and that was gonna be the way

552. that I was gonna try to sort of get to the next hurdle, I guess.

553. Make sure that you perform out to the audience.

554. I know that you're inclined to refer to the dancers,

555. like talking to them,

556. but everything should be aimed out at the audience.

557. - At the audience. Got it. - You know what I mean? Yeah.

558. Give it up for Jackie Would!

559. Thank you, everybody! Thank you.

560. Mwah. Thank you.

561. That Fredrick's of Hollywood outfit!

562. Yes, the sexy pirate lady.

563. But that's exactly Frederick's of Hollywood.

564. I used to look at them when I was young

565. - and circle them, and be like— - I loved them. Yes.

566. My mother would be like,

567. "What are you gonna be when you grow up?"

568. Welcome back to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

569. Category is Money, Honey.

570. Now, she don't get mad, she gets everything.

571. Next up, Donna Bellissima.

572. Take a look.

573. Oh, hey, daughter!

574. Yes.

575. The storytelling,

576. the judges specifically loved that about your performance.

577. The way you embodied it, the way you acted it,

578. we were all engrossed in the story.

579. I felt like last week went off without a hitch,

580. so I am gonna continue with that journey.

581. I'm gonna really serve a story this week.

582. This week, the category is Money, Honey.

583. I wanna keep that momentum.

584. Well, I think we should get Ms. Jamal up in here.

585. I'm gonna Anna Nicole Smith it up a little bit.

586. Okay, okay.

587. It's like I have this, like, daddy

588. that's paying for all my things.

589. I wanna serve references, I wanna serve innovative ideas.

590. I need to give them a little mini-play.

591. I'm trying to focus on those extra props and details.

592. I'm bringing you gold coins, girl.

593. Seven, ahh.

594. - There it is. - Okay.

595. Show that wrist, baby, show that wrist.

596. - Five, six, seven. - I'm very product-oriented.

597. Because it's Money, Honey,

598. I'm just trying to connect each beat

599. and give it a little more zhuzh.

600. Donna loves it when it blings.

601. I stole each and every last one of these

602. just to present to you.

603. I definitely want, like, a big diamond bracelet.

604. Ooh.

605. Donna Bellissima loves using props.

606. She's a showgirl,

607. so anything that can just bring

608. a little more pizzazz to the production,

609. it's gonna be excellent.

610. Well, it felt like you were super concentrated,

611. and it didn't—

612. Yeah, I just thought it's kind of funny,

613. but, like, I guess if it's reading different—

614. It didn't land.

615. I think Donna is erring on the side of doing too much.

616. Grazie. De nada.

617. So I want Donna to really rein back in on the props

618. and stick to the storytelling.

619. Donna is a storyteller.

620. I wanna make sure that the choreo is sharp,

621. the storytelling is clear.

622. I wanna make sure that the jokes are present.

623. She wants that money, and she's gonna look like it.

624. Yes!

625. That was great.

626. Brava, Bellissima.

627. Grazie, mami.

628. You know, in Italian, "donna" means woman,

629. and you are all woman tonight, darling.

630. Yes.

631. You had so much fun with it tonight.

632. It was very Baby Jane.

633. I felt I was serving, like, macaroni and Anna Nicole Smith

634. with a side of Lady Bunny.

635. You told a story, you had fun,

636. and you know what I'm feeling most of all, Donna,

637. is I can feel how beautiful you feel tonight.

638. Yes.

639. I really do.

640. You know, there was a lot of prop-ery

641. going on on that, you know, stage.

642. Tons of props, left and right, wherever you turned.

643. But remember, we're out here, the cameras are out here.

644. But all in all, really fun.

645. There's a moment when you do the whole drag thing

646. where you start feeling the fantasy.

647. From the moment you stepped out on your pedestal,

648. you were glowing and radiant

649. because you were feeling how gorg you are.

650. I honestly can't stop looking in the mirror.

651. - No, it suits you. - Aw, I love that!

652. I will say that some of the props, there was a lot,

653. and, you know, you wanna live that song and tell that story,

654. and sometimes I was like, ooh,

655. there's a bag in front of her face.

656. Oh, there's an old man being thrust about in a wheelchair.

657. I was kind of, like, looking everywhere.

658. So keep that focus on you.

659. Make sure it's always 100% about Donna.

660. Now, you were fantastic tonight.

661. There was a lot of props,

662. there was a lot of turning away from the audience, you know.

663. But again, we want to live the fantasy through you.

664. But you were living your best life.

665. I see you've got on these sparkly shoes.

666. There's a little bit of a heel there.

667. Mm-hmm.

668. Allegedly.

669. There's a lot of focus on the heel,

670. even with Italy, when Naples are up here.

671. Now, Monét X Change is your Queen Supreme.

672. What advice did she have for you tonight?

673. She told me to do more of the riffs,

674. like instead of playing just lead vocals,

675. to try to get in some of the riffs and improvs.

676. Which is really difficult for me, but I think I nailed it.

677. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

678. Give it up for Donna Bellissima!

679. Up next, gentlemen prefer drags,

680. especially when they look like Thirsty Von Trap.

681. Take a look.

682. - Hi, Mom. - My daughter.

683. She lives to see another day.

684. Yes, she does. Yes, she does.

685. I am very happy that you did.

686. Last week was not a great week for me.

687. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

688. So you feel that sense of defeat

689. when you know that you went out

690. and gave it everything that you had.

691. It just didn't measure up

692. to what the other queens brought to the table.

693. Mama, I don't wanna go back to there.

694. And you're not.

695. In the lip sync, you obviously gave the judges something

696. that they were, like, we cannot let this go.

697. We want more of this.

698. If I take the fire that I had in that lip sync for your life

699. and bring that energy,

700. I think there's no room to not be confident in myself.

701. Category is Money, Henny.

702. I'm doing kind of an ode to Marilyn.

703. - Okay. - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes tea.

704. Ooh.

705. But still with that kind of Thirsty edge.

706. Your face is lighting up already

707. just telling this number.

708. I love it.

709. And this is kind of like the emancipation of Thirsty.

710. She makes her own money.

711. She doesn't need anything from none of y'all.

712. Does not need a benefactor anymore.

713. You know, Money, Honey is an attitude,

714. and so my number is not necessarily so dance heavy

715. as it is embodying the spirit of this rich woman.

716. With the choreo, since your choreo part is so small,

717. I want you to really hit that choreo really hard.

718. - More smile, more flirty. - Right.

719. I think you love going to, like, just serious flirty,

720. but I want you to smile more.

721. Thirsty is never smiling when they're performing, girl.

722. I don't know what—

723. I mean, I'm trying to think of all the things.

724. Maybe I should just dangle a dick in front of Thirsty's face

725. to get Thirsty excited about performing.

726. The judges have asked me to connect with my audience,

727. so I'm literally down in the audience

728. at the start of my number this week.

729. I think that this number

730. is starting to really kind of close in

731. on the essence of Thirsty Von Trap.

732. The top of the pad should be, like, right where your waist is.

733. You can pay your rent with them pads, girl.

734. I'm having a great time getting into drag.

735. I love the process. I love this hair.

736. It was crazy putting a wig on for the first time,

737. and now I'm like, more hair!

738. I'm about to dehydrate the girls,

739. because Thirsty did not come to play.

740. - So pretty. - So pretty.

741. - So pretty. - That was good.

742. Wow. Thirsty von Trap, you own everything!

743. Oh, my gag, bitch, you look fire tonight, honest.

744. Thank you.

745. This is a different look for you,

746. and I think you gave into it, you were feeling it more.

747. I felt a different level from you tonight,

748. and that's, again, what this is about.

749. - I guess blondes have more fun. - Yeah.

750. I love the nods to, you know,

751. there's Gentlemen Prefer Blondes in there,

752. you know, the whole Marilyn thing.

753. There's even a little Pretty Woman moment.

754. Tonight, you had more confidence,

755. and I just loved it.

756. I just thought it was really, really fun.

757. - Thank you, Michelle. - Yeah.

758. Thirsty, I like your material, girl.

759. That was so entertaining,

760. and I think one of your notes in the past

761. was that you were a little bit closed off to the audience

762. and maybe thinking too much during the performance.

763. And you conquered that, you slayed it and killed it,

764. murdered it, because you started in the audience.

765. Thank you.

766. Carson's right. There was so much confidence there.

767. Where did that confidence come from?

768. With all of the support from the Queen Supremes and Monét.

769. Monét, over the last few weeks,

770. has been kind of getting at me to smile,

771. connect with the audience, and especially in this,

772. getting to start down in the audience

773. without falling down.

774. Because you started in the audience,

775. it made you accessible, it made you personable,

776. but also, you know, really untouchable,

777. because this outfit is absolutely superstar.

778. It took me years to learn that the power that I have in drag

779. can be used when I'm not in drag,

780. so that is something to sink your teeth into.

781. - Absolutely. Thank you. - Yeah.

782. All right, let's hear it for Thirsty Von Trap.

783. She was bigger than—

784. Sure, and she's a tiny little thing.

785. I don't think she has to cinch her waist at all.

786. - Bitch. - I know.

787. Welcome back to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

788. Tonight, category is Money, Honey.

789. Last but not beast, she's legs and dairy.

790. Chakra 7.

791. Take a look.

792. Hi, Mama!

793. How are you?

794. How are you feeling after last week?

795. - I'm glad I was safe. - Mm-hmm.

796. You did an incredible job,

797. and I saw you come out of your shell more.

798. Last week, Ross said that everyone was smiling with me.

799. I smiled from beginning to end.

800. Something that my grandma always tells me:

801. People need to feel good, they need to laugh.

802. And when he said that, it's like I just heard her voice.

803. I felt like, wow, I'm, like, living in my purpose right now.

804. So what we got in store for this week?

805. I'm bringing some milk money.

806. This week's theme is Money, Honey.

807. This week's performance is really personal to me

808. because a big part of this performance is about childbirth.

809. - I love this. - I'm a mama,

810. and there are mamas out there

811. holding it down for their families, and it's not easy.

812. I want this to be, like, a big up to them,

813. like, I see you, and you got the power, you can do it.

814. I think this is what's gonna take you to the next level

815. is to attack it like you're almost fighting somebody.

816. Uh, uh, uh.

817. Hey.

818. - Hey! - Yes!

819. This is like a new Chakra emerging.

820. What's this week that's making it really elevated?

821. The story of this song is really personal to me,

822. and I just, like, wanna, like—

823. - Crush it. - Yes!

824. This performance is the first time in this competition

825. where I feel like, oh, my goodness,

826. like, I'm doing my drag.

827. Because I am sharing how fierce it is

828. if you decide to bring a life into this world.

829. Like, there's fierceness in that.

830. Punch something before you go on stage to get in the mood.

831. You know what? I will. That's a good idea.

832. What you gonna punch?

833. My face can take it.

834. I want to smash it, leave it all on the floor.

835. Dead, done, can't revive it, it's over.

836. I'm gonna kill it.

837. She showed up. She showed up.

838. That was dope.

839. - She hit that hard. - Whoa!

840. That was dope.

841. Y'all, the passion was there

842. throughout that whole performance.

843. Wow.

844. Chakra 7.

845. Yeah, Chakra De Vil.

846. Glad your—I'm so glad your water didn't break.

847. You look unbelievable, and you could tell

848. that when you embody a character, it takes over,

849. and that's exactly what happened today.

850. Such a joy to watch.

851. Chakra 7, I loved every second, and I'm lactose-intolerant.

852. You had such ferociousness.

853. You know, the last time I saw you it was very—

854. you know, it was like Earth Mother

855. and sweet and flowers and dainty,

856. and this was just so much power.

857. When you walked out on stage,

858. before you even started, you were already wearing that mantle

859. of, like, oh, don't eff with me, bitch.

860. It was so entertaining, so energetic,

861. so fierce, so fabulous.

862. Oh, thank you.

863. You really have tapped into the ferociousness of drag,

864. that power, that fearlessness that is what drag is all about.

865. What does it feel like in your body to have drag envelop you?

866. I was attracted to these ideas

867. and these themes in this performance,

868. and I didn't really realize why.

869. It's just so freeing, and my freedom a couple of weeks ago

870. and my freedom now is a completely different thing.

871. It's on such a deeper level.

872. Like, there is such a thing as, like, finding your drag.

873. Yeah.

874. On this program,

875. I invite the kids to die to their old self

876. and be reborn to their higher, bigger, more fierce self,

877. and that is what you've just described.

878. Give it up for Chakra 7.

879. Thank you so much.

880. It was so much fun.

881. And, you know, something has—

882. She's relaxed into it and having fun with it.

883. Chakra 7!

884. Everyone looked like they had a blast tonight.

885. Well done, everyone.

886. For real. For real, doll.

887. Now that everybody has performed,

888. I wanna know what you feel.

889. Coming into the competition, I was so nervous

890. and, like, just petrified.

891. Like, truly petrified.

892. And I feel like going on tonight,

893. there was just this sense of just, like, joy.

894. It's been really fun and supportive.

895. And obviously, with—

896. I mean, what you did tonight was incredible.

897. Like, literally, it was watching the cocoon open

898. and the butterfly fly.

899. We all witnessed it.

900. It was a great reminder

901. that we all are doing this for charities.

902. If she doesn't win tonight, we rebel.

903. The difference between week one and week three

904. I think is astronomical.

905. And regardless of what happens,

906. like, everybody has absolutely crushed it.

907. I wouldn't want any one of us to leave.

908. Yeah, exactly.

909. I feel a little unsure.

910. I don't know, like, what's gonna happen.

911. It's just so crazy. It's like, you know,

912. I can see who's in the top, like, you know,

913. but, like, everybody else,

914. it's, like, I don't know what they're gonna do.

915. Same with me, where I'm at.

916. I'm anxious.

917. I hope that I'm not going home.

918. Welcome back to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

919. It's time to decide who's this week's winner,

920. and which two queens will lip sync for their lives.

921. So while the judges and I deliberate,

922. let's take one more look at this week's performances.

923. Poppy Love.

924. What I love about you

925. is you can see how seriously you are taking this,

926. and how into it you have fully consumed yourself.

927. Milli Von Sunshine.

928. You are just a fantastic performer.

929. You're a consummate professional.

930. We saw you struggle for a minute with the robe,

931. but the truth is, you hit your mark right on time.

932. - You got there. - Thank you.

933. Chic-Li-Fay.

934. You were so sexy, you were so—

935. you were giving us bad bitch vibes,

936. and you were just living it, and we had a great time.

937. Jackie Would.

938. Make sure that you perform out to the audience.

939. I know that you're inclined to refer to the dancers,

940. like talking to them,

941. but everything should be aimed out at the audience.

942. - At the audience. Got it. - You know what I mean?

943. Donna Bellissima.

944. You know, you wanna live that song and tell that story,

945. and sometimes I was like, ooh,

946. there's a bag in front of her face.

947. Oh, there's an old man being thrust about in a wheelchair.

948. I was kind of, like, looking everywhere.

949. So keep that focus on you.

950. Thirsty Von Trap.

951. I think you gave into it, you were feeling it more.

952. I felt a different level from you tonight.

953. You had more confidence, and I just loved it.

954. I just loved it. I just thought it was really, really fun.

955. Thank you, Michelle. Yeah.

956. Chakra 7.

957. You look unbelievable, and you could tell

958. that when you embody a character, it takes over,

959. and that's exactly what happened today.

960. Such a joy to watch.

961. Welcome back, my queens.

962. I've made some decisions.

963. Welcome back, my queens.

964. Now, based on your Money, Honey performances,

965. I've made some decisions.

966. When I call your name, please step forward.

967. Poppy Love.

968. Milli Von Sunshine.

969. Thirsty Von Trap.

970. Great work this week, ladykins.

971. You are all safe.

972. You may leave the stage.

973. Chic-Li-Fay.

974. This week, your cookies were sweet, moist, piping hot.

975. Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

976. Is there anything you'd like to say?

977. That tension.

978. But thank you for the attention. Okay.

979. Chakra 7.

980. Con-drag-ulations.

981. You are also the winner of this week's challenge.

982. That's right, we have ourselves a tie.

983. Chakra 7, is there anything you'd like to say?

984. Thank you. Thank you for this experience.

985. This is amazing. Thank you.

986. Chic-Li-Fay, Chakra 7, you may leave the stage.

987. Jackie Would, Donna Bellissima,

988. the competition this week was fierce.

989. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

990. Two beautiful queens stand before me.

991. I've consulted with the judges,

992. but the final decision is mine to make.

993. Prior to tonight,

994. you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

995. of Ain't Nothin' Goin' On But the Rent by Gwen Guthrie.

996. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

997. and save yourself from elimination!

998. The time has come...

999. for you to lip sync...

1000. for your life!

1001. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1002. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1003. Donna Bellissima, shantay you stay.

1004. Jackie Would, you are and will always be Drag Race royalty.

1005. Thank you. Thank you.

1006. The time has come for you to...

1007. Ru-veal yourself!

1008. RuPaul, you can call me Jackie Would,

1009. or you can call me...

1010. Thom Filicia.

1011. I'd like to introduce you to Carson Kressley.

1012. It's a pleasure to meet you.

1013. Wait a minute! I know this Thom Filicia!

1014. But honestly, on the first week I forgot my glasses,

1015. so I was a little squinty.

1016. And then I was, like, wait a minute.

1017. I had no idea it was you

1018. until you started to talk, and I was, like,

1019. I know that regional Central New York Finger Lakes accent.

1020. I was wondering if and when you were clued in.

1021. But you're one of my favorite men in the entire world,

1022. and now you're one of my favorite women, too.

1023. You've come a long way, baby.

1024. Let's take a look.

1025. Did I ever think that I would be competing in drag?

1026. No. I'm an interior designer, not a stage performer,

1027. and without choreographed dance as part of my background,

1028. I've been learning a lot.

1029. It's a lot more intense than I ever thought it would be,

1030. and the pressure of actually being here on stage,

1031. and the lights, there's a lot of things.

1032. This has been an incredible experience

1033. in understanding the art form

1034. and the amazing wigs and the wardrobe

1035. and the contouring of your body.

1036. What's happening? Is this gonna work?

1037. This is drag, baby, this is drag.

1038. It's amazing what goes into it.

1039. You give me drunk aunt at the wedding

1040. in the best way possible.

1041. I think the part of Jackie that will stick with me

1042. is being a little bit more fearless.

1043. Jackie didn't stress out too much.

1044. It's, like, do your best, but most importantly,

1045. you have to have fun along the way.

1046. Is there anything Jackie wouldn't do?

1047. I just can't think of it.

1048. Jackie Would and Jackie could.

1049. Well, hello, Thom,

1050. although I prefer to call you Jackie Would.

1051. Jackie would.

1052. Yes.

1053. Is there anything you'd like to say?

1054. First of all, thank you for this amazing opportunity

1055. working with this incredible team.

1056. And also, my charity is the Bone Marrow Foundation,

1057. and the reason that I am donating my money

1058. to the Bone Marrow Foundation is that my brother and I

1059. actually did a bone marrow transplant,

1060. and he is healthy and alive and doing very well.

1061. So...

1062. I just—the idea of helping the Bone Marrow Foundation

1063. hopefully do that for someone else,

1064. for someone else's family, that's the reason I'm here.

1065. Thank you, Jackie Would.

1066. Your charity will receive a donation of $5.000.

1067. Thank you. Thank you.

1068. Thom Filicia, may the power of drag be with you always.

1069. Thank you, and with you.

1070. Mwah!

1071. Next week, six queens return

1072. as the battle for the crown continues.

1073. Until then, remember, if you can't love yourself,

1074. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1075. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1076. - Amen! - Amen!

1077. All right. Let the music play!

1078. Next time on RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race...

1079. Category is Drag Duet.

1080. Six legendary Drag Race queens

1081. are here to perform with our celebrity contestants.

1082. I decided to pair you

1083. with a drag queen who is larger than life.

1084. Shocked, in awe, nervous, excited.

1085. This week, I'm paired with an absolute dream queen of mine.

1086. It's a little intimidating, but it's also very inspiring.

1087. I would be intimidated on that stage if I were you.