Secret Celebrity RuPaul's Drag Race 2x2

1. Previously on RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race...

2. Nine celebrities left behind their famous identities

3. to experience the miracle of drag.

4. They competed in a lip sync extravaganza.

5. I loved every second of that.

6. Chakra 7. Donna Bellissima.

7. Milli Von Sunshine. Thirsty Von Trap.

8. Chic-Li-Fay. You are safe.

9. Poppy Love, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

10. Thank you so much.

11. Electra Owl, you are safe.

12. Jackie Would, Fabulosity,

13. the time has come for you to lip sync...

14. for your life!

15. Jackie Would, shantay you stay.

16. The time has come for you to...

17. Ru-veal yourself!

18. Loretta Devine.

19. Fabulosity will forever be in my life now.

20. This week the race heats up.

21. Category is Dance Your Padded Asses Off.

22. It's a dance challenge,

23. so all eyes are going to be on you now.

24. You look so upset, like you don't even want to be here.

25. The choreography is definitely more challenging.

26. You've set the bar so high for yourself,

27. we're going to have to shoot above that.

28. It's feeling harder than week one.

29. I've seen someone go home, so this is real.

30. The stakes are through the mother-tucking roof.

31. And it all starts in five...

32. That was so good, I wanna marry it.

33. Four...

34. Exactly what I wore to the gym

35. both times I went.

36. Three...

37. Unbelievable!

38. Two...

39. Brooke Lynn Hytes is wearing pants under this dress.

40. One.

41. That's a spicy drag queen.

42. Walk. Now walk.

43. Welcome to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

44. Let's say hello to our judges.

45. Michelle Visage.

46. Hi. Mwah.

47. And the hilarious Ross Mathews.

48. Hi. Hi, everybody.

49. Now, last week these ladykins left us gagging for more,

50. so this week we challenged our queens

51. to step it up, literally.

52. And tonight category is Dance Your Padded Asses Off.

53. Celebrities, start your engines

54. and may the best drag queen win.

55. The winner of RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race

56. will win $100.000 for their favorite charity

57. and be crowned America's Next Celebrity Drag Superstar.

58. All hail our queen supremes:

59. Brooke Lynn Hytes,

60. Jujubee, and Monét X Change.

61. Hello, ladykins.

62. You look gorgeous.

63. - Oh, come on. - Stunning.

64. You know, I've spent six hours

65. to get this gorgeous.

66. Well, Juju spent seven, and look at her.

67. Now just between us squirrel friends,

68. any behind the scenes tea I need to know about?

69. Okay. Brooke Lynn Hytes is wearing pants under this dress.

70. Well, Ru, I've taken it upon myself this week

71. to teach some of our celebrities about tucking.

72. Oh.

73. And it's been a handful.

74. I bet.

75. And sometimes two.

76. You know, after last week's elimination,

77. the stakes are through the mother-tucking roof.

78. And as a highly seasoned dancer myself...

79. That's me.

80. I've made sure and speak to all the queens

81. and tell them to move it or lose it.

82. This week each queen chose an iconic dance number,

83. and they were challenged

84. to shake it like a Polaroid picture.

85. What's a Polaroid?

86. I'm not actually sure.

87. Let's ask the oldest queen. Jujubee?

88. - Oh. - Oh.

89. Mama Ru, what's a Polaroid?

90. Michelle?

91. Okay, now up first, a queen

92. who thinks she's got what it takes

93. to get this cha-cha party started.

94. Ladies, one, two...

95. Cha-cha, bitch!

96. - Oh. - How are you today?

97. - You look great. - You, too.

98. After last week's performance,

99. I feel like I did a great job,

100. meaning I totally blacked out,

101. and usually if I, like, black out on stage,

102. that means I was really in it.

103. But now I've set a precedent for myself,

104. and you can only beat yourself.

105. You went out there and you just nailed it.

106. And the judges loved you.

107. Michelle Visage noticed you were a dancer.

108. This week, it's a dance challenge.

109. - Yeah. - So everyone...

110. All eyes are going to be on you now.

111. - How do you feel? - Sore.

112. The calves are sore, the feet are sore.

113. Last week the heels were very uncomfortable.

114. Going forward, I need to push through the pain.

115. So for this week, I'll be serving up JLo vibes

116. at the salsa club.

117. Because it's a dance week, I wanted a song

118. that everybody wants to dance to.

119. I think this artist is absolutely incredible.

120. So Chic-Li-Fay needs to embody what she does,

121. which is being sexy.

122. I'm still learning who Chic-Li-Fay is,

123. and it's hard because it is almost

124. like getting deeper into whatever part of myself

125. that I haven't gotten to express.

126. It's hard for me to, like, be sexy.

127. Why? You're sexy.

128. You know, I tend to just go comedy.

129. You have to discover a new side of you.

130. I don't know what's going to happen,

131. but I do know that Chic-Li-Fay

132. will be dancing her ass off.

133. This week, Chic-Li-Fay will be two breasts,

134. all the buns, extra pickles.

135. Let me introduce you

136. to my party people in the club.

137. Así me gusta.

138. Yes!

139. That's my baby!

140. Chic-Li-Fay.

141. You left it where? On the floor.

142. Honey, you have

143. the best coaches in the world back there,

144. because those hips do not lie.

145. We found out last week

146. that you are an incredible dancer.

147. And here's the thing about you.

148. I think that inside your heart,

149. you think that you're a comedy queen.

150. You're not. You're a performance queen

151. who just happens to have a great sense of humor.

152. - So that's what it is. - Yes, yeah.

153. You don't have to make excuses

154. for being so damn hot, okay?

155. And the Pitbull to my JLo, Ross Mathews.

156. Golly.

157. You know, I'm not exactly a boob man,

158. but hello and hello.

159. You know, here's the deal, and I say this

160. as someone who's very sexy,

161. but you have to have a confidence to pull it off.

162. You look like you were meant to do that.

163. Keep that up in every single challenge,

164. we might see you at the end of this whole thing.

165. You know, you were excellent.

166. There is a tendency to sort of go wonk-wonk,

167. you know, because this level of sexuality,

168. it feels like it must be new to you.

169. Exactly. You guys are reading me.

170. Well, Chic-Li-Fay,

171. I have one word to say to you:

172. escándalo!

173. Give it up for Chic-Li-Fay.

174. That was fun, yeah.

175. Half the fun is for us here

176. going, who the fuck is that?

177. Welcome back.

178. Tonight, category is Dance Your Padded Ass Off.

179. Up next, Electra Owl is ready to take flight.

180. Let's go.

181. There's my diva.

182. Hi, gorgeous.

183. Last week you were in the bottom three,

184. which is a little terrifying.

185. It was so terrifying.

186. So terrifying.

187. Electra Owl.

188. There were a few lyrics that got dropped.

189. We want to see you fly higher.

190. There's a difficulty here

191. where you're actually lip syncing.

192. You're not actually singing and performing,

193. which is what I do.

194. For me, that was far more daunting.

195. They've had their talons in me, the judges.

196. And now I don't wanna be shred apart.

197. Is that the movements or is it the face or what?

198. It's everything.

199. You have to go over the top

200. of what you think you need to do.

201. - Yo, yo, yo. - Oh.

202. This was so new and foreign, like, doing a lip sync.

203. It's a lot of learning.

204. There's a lot of challenges here.

205. I love the seventies,

206. so I chose a song that's disco.

207. It's all about the dancing.

208. The era, the time of disco and Solid Gold.

209. You know what I mean?

210. So that's what we wanna bring

211. is just like the nostalgia of it, right?

212. And even when you were just doing those arm movements,

213. that's the excitement and energy I'm looking for.

214. Electra gotta be electric.

215. There we go. There we go.

216. I am just really concentrating

217. on my routine and lip syncing.

218. And I certainly don't wanna let Ru down.

219. I'm gonna Electra Owl that stage and kick ass.

220. Our little golden girl.

221. Look how happy she is.

222. Well, hello, disco lady.

223. Hi.

224. Let's hear from our judges.

225. Direct from Studio 50-whore,

226. it's Michelle Visage.

227. Yes! Electra, first of all,

228. so much better this week with the lip sync.

229. Really, really improved.

230. But I see a little bit of trepidation.

231. I see a little bit of what if I don't remember it?

232. Or do I have it here?

233. You gave in to the lip sync, and you did it.

234. Now give in

235. to the performance aspect of it, the dance.

236. All the stuff maybe you're not used to doing,

237. do it.

238. Disc-O-M-G, honey.

239. You look like a disco ball and a dress had a baby.

240. I get what Michelle is saying.

241. I want you to perform for the back of the room,

242. because you are painted for the back of the room.

243. So make sure everything's just a little exaggerated

244. when you're doing your lip syncing

245. so we can see that you know those words.

246. What I feel is burning inside of you,

247. light that match, honey.

248. Thank you.

249. You look so gorgeous.

250. Now, is there anything holding you back?

251. Shoes. Nails.

252. Yeah.

253. - Girdle. You want me to... - Yeah. Oh.

254. Well, it's the story of my life.

255. Story of your life.

256. Yeah, absolutely.

257. What was your biggest challenge this week?

258. Letting go.

259. Making sure you're engaging with the dancers

260. and really having fun.

261. Always get out of your head.

262. How is your head?

263. My head's fabulous. Thank you for asking.

264. Give it up for our disco diva Electra Owl.

265. Thank you.

266. When it comes to our next queen, the thirst is real.

267. Take a look.

268. My first week as a drag queen was a whirlwind.

269. I mean, drag is hard, but I feel good

270. about my performance last week all in all.

271. Don't forget that we're out here.

272. You got so into it

273. that we lost your face some of the time.

274. Tap into the power of Thirsty Von Trap.

275. Michelle told me to connect with the audience a bit more,

276. and I'm definitely going to apply that

277. to this week's performance.

278. I want to first tell you

279. I was so proud of the work that you did.

280. I think the big note that I'm hearing,

281. they wanna feel that energy and that intensity

282. that is inside of Thirsty right here.

283. I think that Thirsty is giving me

284. a lesson in self confidence that I know is there,

285. but I don't get to access as much out of drag.

286. It's Dance Your Padded Ass Off.

287. This week, we're just gonna take it to the next level.

288. That's just a matter of just letting go,

289. feeling loose, and performing.

290. Obviously a week that's all about dancing,

291. I had to go with disco.

292. I'm going for a modern take on Saturday Night Fever.

293. In just the choreography,

294. I'm kind of moving around the stage,

295. connecting with the audience.

296. I'm really excited about this.

297. One thing that you're still doing.

298. You look so upset,

299. like, you don't even wanna be here.

300. You can be sexy and smolder,

301. but still have just, like, just like a little smirk.

302. I wanna show as many sides to Thirsty as I possibly can,

303. and so I'm serving huge hair.

304. It's giving sequined thigh-high boots.

305. I'm sparkling from legitimately head to toe.

306. Thirsty is coming out here

307. giving you full disco diva realness,

308. so y'all better stay hydrated.

309. Who needs to go to sleep

310. when I got you next to me?

311. Yes!

312. Thirsty Von Trap.

313. That hair, first and foremost,

314. is gorg rock.

315. Look at all of that hair, and you were loving that.

316. I think your confidence was there.

317. You know you're hot, you're young, you're beautiful.

318. You really gave into it.

319. You were dancing. You were fully in it.

320. You were on time, and when you weren't, you played it off.

321. Okay, Thirsty looking like a little snack, right?

322. What I want you to do is just go a little further,

323. because it's about going the extra mile.

324. Because there is an attitude drag queens have.

325. Bitch, this is my stage.

326. Pay attention to me, and that's it.

327. Ooh, child, they put all that ass

328. and them titties on you.

329. They got me going a little bit like this.

330. You know.

331. The first time I put them on, like, my chin hit the floor.

332. Yes, but the hair actually balances it off.

333. Yeah, titties go this way, hair got me going this way.

334. You know, you were excellent.

335. There were a few times

336. where I could see you looking to the side

337. to see if you were doing the thing with the dancers,

338. The skirt and the reveal

339. was something that was just, um,

340. that was just a little bit difficult.

341. Yeah, yeah.

342. Monét X Change is your queen supreme.

343. What advice did she have for you this week?

344. When she was watching my rehearsals,

345. she's, like, girl, why you look so mad?

346. And I didn't realize that I did.

347. I was just kind of laser focused.

348. I think that that was the biggest advice

349. that she gave me that I'm really grateful for.

350. All right.

351. Give it up for Thirsty Von Trap.

352. Thank you, guys.

353. Michelle, have you ever had trouble

354. taking your skirt off in public?

355. Never had any trouble. It just comes...

356. It actually just falls off by itself.

357. Yeah, actually I feel stupid asking that question.

358. Thank you. I mean, you're talking about me here.

359. Welcome back.

360. Tonight, category is Dance Your Padded Ass Off.

361. Up next, Miss Milli Von Sunshine.

362. Hello.

363. Is that Milli?

364. Last week you were fantastic.

365. I was thrilled that the judges had such positive feedback.

366. Everything was seamless. It looked easy.

367. But now I really want to showcase

368. storytelling in my performance.

369. This week I'm doing Dancing On My Own

370. and my drag mentor created this iconic lip sync number,

371. this very number that sets up

372. a really high bar for me to live up to.

373. I learned that drag is so much of an art form

374. where you're able to tell a story,

375. so I really want to showcase the storytelling

376. through my dancing.

377. What are we doing?

378. I thought since I just got married,

379. I was very lucky. He showed up at the altar.

380. Everybody's nervous about that.

381. That's a start.

382. So what if we played with the opposite?

383. All right. I love it.

384. Yeah!

385. You said you wanted to make it humorous.

386. I found it so beautifully emotional.

387. If it came off more genuine to you,

388. I think that's how we play it.

389. This actually really changes my performance.

390. Definitely something that makes me nervous.

391. It just makes me want to bring it even more.

392. It's this connection we both have to this song.

393. I'm getting chills talking about it.

394. I wanna use my dancing to tell a story.

395. Milli this week is ready to nail it.

396. I love it!

397. Oh, my God.

398. That was great.

399. So good.

400. Milli Von Sunshine.

401. - Hi, Ru. - Wow.

402. Oh, my God, that was so good, I wanna marry it.

403. Milli, that whole thing was a serve, darling.

404. Thank you.

405. I loved the storytelling that we got from that,

406. a beginning, a middle, and an end,

407. and the story was totally my life, like, so relatable.

408. - Me, too. - Yes, sister.

409. It is relatable.

410. I love the whole Elvis drag that you have going on.

411. I'm getting more and more excited to see

412. what you're gonna be doing, and this storytelling aspect

413. was so theatrical and so good and so fun and so well done.

414. Keep it up, Milli.

415. Thank you.

416. Yeah.

417. It's just so smart.

418. It's so thought out.

419. When you're doing those dance moves out there,

420. if you're not confident in who you are,

421. you look like a fool.

422. You look like you were meant to do that.

423. This is how you can approach this kind of competition

424. and win the whole thing.

425. Just like those grooms,

426. you have to keep topping yourself, okay?

427. Thank you. Thank you so much.

428. Thank you.

429. Well, I thought it was just fantastic.

430. I love what you can do with your body.

431. I love how far you took it.

432. I see you've got a little glitter mustache on.

433. - A glitter-stache. - A glitter-stache.

434. I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Davis the dancer

435. and his performance of taking your groom.

436. - That's right. - Yes.

437. There was something extra about his...

438. - Let's say bitchy. - Yeah.

439. Art imitating life. Life is imitating art.

440. I don't know. We'll see.

441. So Jujubee is your queen supreme.

442. Tell me what advice she had for you this week.

443. Jujubee really turned this whole performance around for me.

444. Earlier on in the rehearsals,

445. it was a bit more comedic

446. and it had a little bit of a fun element,

447. which it still did.

448. But really, finding those honest and true

449. and raw moments just elevates it.

450. She really helped me with

451. and really like kind of cueing on.

452. Jujubee and Raven

453. did an iconic lip sync to this song.

454. - That's right. - And tonight,

455. you have done another iconic version of this song.

456. Thank you.

457. Thank you, Milli Von Sunshine.

458. Give her a big round of applause.

459. - That was fantastic. - Didn't see it coming.

460. Oh, stop it.

461. Welcome back to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

462. Up next, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck

463. if a woodchuck could chuck Jackie Would?

464. Take a look.

465. Jackie Would.

466. What?

467. I'm very nervous.

468. I know what it feels like to be in the bottom.

469. Last week I finished in the bottom two.

470. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

471. I know nothing about choreographed dancing,

472. and it is very intimidating.

473. You have to trust yourself.

474. - You say I can and I will. - Got it.

475. - And I would. - And I would.

476. Jackie Would, because this week we're dancing.

477. You gotta dance your padded ass off.

478. Dance is about a feeling,

479. and less about the technical side of it.

480. - Let's do it together. - Okay.

481. Five, six, seven, eight.

482. Pump, pump, pump, pump.

483. Hey, there we go.

484. And pump, pump, pump, pump.

485. This week, the choreography

486. is definitely more challenging for Jackie.

487. It is something that we have never done

488. at this level before.

489. Like, let's do this, let's do that.

490. Oh, my God.

491. Jackie's strong suit is having fun,

492. so that's what I have to lean into.

493. Jackie's look this week is over the top exciting.

494. It's the bubble gum of workout

495. in a vintage, kinda old school way.

496. I'm hoping that she just calms herself

497. and just shows who Jackie Would is,

498. and that is a slutty drunk aunt.

499. The biggest challenge that I have

500. is getting on stage in a choreographed number

501. and making sure that I hit all my beats.

502. I think it's important to be big-eyed and gung-ho.

503. Jackie, she definitely puts the "ho" in gung-ho.

504. I told her to hold the pose,

505. and it's gonna be, like, 20 minutes

506. before she lets go.

507. Is there anything Jackie wouldn't do?

508. I just can't think of it.

509. Jackie, you are a headband away from Jackie Stallone.

510. First of all, I love

511. that you incorporated the sprinkler

512. into a drag routine.

513. Yes, we agreed

514. that that would be sort of my signature move.

515. Listen, we know that you are rhythmically challenged.

516. Well, Jackie's not a classically trained dancer.

517. No, she's not. She's not.

518. But what you lack in rhythm,

519. you make up for in stage presence.

520. And just a little note on the drag.

521. Watch the crotch. It gets lower and lower and lower.

522. I know, I know, yank it up.

523. Get it all up there with everything else,

524. Yep, yep, yep.

525. You were so fun to watch tonight.

526. Please just go into it. Go deep into it.

527. Thank you.

528. So fun.

529. This outfit is exactly what I wore to the gym

530. both times I went, okay?

531. It just is so right.

532. You look exactly how drag should:

533. exaggerated, silly, and fun,

534. and you went there and you got all the elements here.

535. You've got the spirit to do this.

536. Just really let go.

537. Thank you. I will.

538. I'm working on it.

539. Well, there's Hollywood, there's Dollywood,

540. and now there is Jackie Would.

541. Yeah.

542. I thought your performance was so much fun.

543. I loved how you had fun with the dancers.

544. It was a wink, wink, nudge, nudge to the eighties.

545. Now, last week you lip synced for your life.

546. How did that inspire this week's performance?

547. Well, you know, what I realized

548. was that my dancing is not my forte.

549. It's not my go to.

550. And when I was a little bit more freeform

551. with the lip sync for my life,

552. it was a little easier for me to have those moments

553. in between where I was

554. just sort of doing my thing, if you will.

555. Are you confident that you won't be lip syncing tonight?

556. I think so. I think I may not.

557. But I really enjoyed first and foremost

558. just actually connecting with the audience.

559. And she's so much fun and I love that about her

560. and being able to do all of this.

561. Yes, yes.

562. Give it up for Jackie Would.

563. Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

564. Mwah, mwah, mwah.

565. Thank you.

566. Her voice is very Joan Rivers.

567. It's very Joan Rivers.

568. Yeah, the cracking point. Yep, yep.

569. Welcome back to RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

570. Tonight, category is Dance Your Padded Ass Off.

571. Up next, all eyes on Chakra 7.

572. Take a look.

573. Hi, mama.

574. There is my gorgeous goddess.

575. Performing in full drag is a whole different animal.

576. So you had quite the drag debut.

577. It was so much fun.

578. You were living your life on that stage,

579. and you really discovered your superpower.

580. This past week, being in drag

581. actually helped me to feel more confident.

582. Because I have been afraid to perform in the past.

583. It's like I can bring out

584. all of the dopest, grandest,

585. the most audacious things that I think about and dream of.

586. I really realized how clean drag is.

587. This week is a dance challenge.

588. Well, let's get the rehearsal crackin'.

589. Go one, two...

590. I chose this song this week

591. because it's a song that I absolutely love.

592. It's about joy, and it's about, like, not giving up.

593. Last week we did the fierce side of Chakra,

594. and now this side is, like, the joy, the love.

595. I want to show them my heart,

596. and I hope it makes people happy.

597. You were kind of performing down here.

598. So when you're walking,

599. make sure you're still performing out.

600. Okay.

601. It's going harder than week one,

602. because now I've seen someone go home,

603. someone I totally admire, and so this is real.

604. Putting the lashes on, your hair, your corset,

605. I feel myself, like, becoming Chakra.

606. We're gonna meditate for you later.

607. Thank you.

608. - I'm meditating right now. - Are you?

609. Oh, that was good. Whew.

610. I feel much more centered.

611. Chakra 7 is gonna nama-slay this performance.

612. Whoo!

613. Yay!

614. Chakra 7.

615. Wow. Let's go to the judges

616. and hear what they have to say.

617. You kind of exude love

618. and radiance and just happiness,

619. and I love that about you.

620. That's a good place to be.

621. I do wanna add the fact

622. that you look absolutely beautiful tonight.

623. You're so much fun to watch.

624. I can't wait to see the next level of Chakra.

625. You know, I needed that performance today,

626. because I smiled from beginning to end.

627. It was just yummy.

628. And I love that you didn't come out here with one dancer

629. and do this, like, relationship dance

630. with somebody who loves you.

631. You did it with a community,

632. and I felt like it was, like, everybody coming together.

633. Because I think we all need a little love right now,

634. Yeah.

635. There's something that you're doing with your energy

636. and your choice of costumes and song

637. that really exudes the remedy

638. for what we are living through today.

639. It really is.

640. And that big hair and those eyebrows painted to the ceiling.

641. All that paint.

642. Walk me through your process this week.

643. This is one of the first songs that I ever loved in life,

644. but that joy and that love

645. and I think, who wants to love alone, you know?

646. She needs... We need a resurrection.

647. Yeah.

648. Just for my own knowledge,

649. how many wigs do you have on your head right now?

650. I think more than one.

651. Yeah.

652. Well, thank you, Chakra 7. Thank you so much.

653. Give it up.

654. She's like Olivia.

655. Like, that same energy.

656. Right. You know, you're right.

657. Up next, Italians do it better.

658. It's Donna Bellissima.

659. Take a look.

660. - Mama? - Oh!

661. - Mwah, mwah. - Mwah, mwah.

662. You really impressed me.

663. I thought you were gonna be in the top.

664. Oh, thank you.

665. What's the vibe for this week? It's dance week.

666. I was a musical theater student,

667. and I'm excited to show them a little bit of what I got.

668. This week, what are we doing?

669. I wanted to give them a full taste

670. - of my ethnicity. - Okay.

671. And go to like an Italian vineyard

672. and take them on a little journey.

673. Nice.

674. I'm tapping into all these amazing Italian ladies

675. that I grew up around

676. and try to see what I can pull from

677. to find my strength in my femininity.

678. This song, it's going to be different

679. than any of the other contestants tonight.

680. I'm taking a risk, and hopefully the audience gets it.

681. - One, two. - Oh, I did it again.

682. Start with the right.

683. Six, seven, eight.

684. I'm just so excited to put on a show,

685. but little by little,

686. I'm discovering new things about me.

687. Last week I felt a little self-conscious

688. about having the lowest heels in the competition.

689. Because I'm a larger man,

690. I need to have a stronger heel.

691. Growing up, I had a lot of inner turmoil with my body.

692. Coming into this new space,

693. I'm finding some of my old demons are surfacing.

694. The most important thing is not about how high your heels are.

695. It's about the performance you give.

696. But I want to use Donna to heal that,

697. and so I'm trying to, like, have fun with it.

698. Why did you take off the shoes?

699. This is gonna be a barrel.

700. - Oh. - And then I'm getting in,

701. and so at that one point I'm gonna be stomping grapes.

702. Oh, werk.

703. I always love that this is only

704. our second time seeing you,

705. but you always have a fully realized story.

706. Yes, girl.

707. I'm really excited about this performance.

708. I just need to hear the audience's reaction,

709. and then I need that to be echoed in the judging panel.

710. No negative reviews is what I'm hoping for.

711. Buongiorno, principessa.

712. It's me, Donna Bellissima. Are you ready? Whoo!

713. That's nice-a.

714. That's nice-a.

715. Wow!

716. So good.

717. You know what that looked like?

718. That looked like a queen

719. that's been doing drag for five years.

720. Right?

721. Now, that's a spicy drag queen.

722. Buona notte, principessa.

723. You know, listen, what I loved about that

724. was, first of all, we found a very creative way

725. for you to be out here barefoot.

726. - Yeah. - For starters.

727. You dance really well, you have a good time,

728. your smile is beautiful.

729. Also, the way you embodied it,

730. the way you acted it, you told us a story.

731. Everything about that was so much fun to watch,

732. and that's what it was about.

733. You are such a smart judge.

734. You are part of that performance.

735. Your history, who you are is there.

736. That is so smart.

737. Or as they say in Italy, that's using your noodle.

738. Okay?

739. - It was... - Think of the pasta-bilities.

740. It was just so thought-out and so entertaining,

741. and you look stun-ning.

742. My favorite part of the outfit

743. is that you have the sort of tube top thing on

744. with the arms, which is a very Italian look,

745. and actually, it works really well

746. in proportionizing your body.

747. What's your favorite part of the outfit?

748. Taking it off.

749. One of the most amazing things I've found out

750. in this process of doing drag

751. is that, like, I feel invincible in this.

752. Yeah.

753. Ladies and gentlemen, Donna Bellissima.

754. The sausage thing, that was amazing.

755. That was the actor, though. That's somebody who knows...

756. Yeah, who knows how to deal with the underlying...

757. What to do with the moments in between something.

758. Welcome back.

759. Michelle, Ross, here we are,

760. last but not beast.

761. What the world needs now is love, Poppy Love.

762. Take a love.

763. Poppy, you won.

764. I know. What the heck?

765. Poppy Love, con-drag-ulations.

766. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

767. Didn't see that coming.

768. After last week's performance, I am feeling fantastic.

769. But I know if I'm gonna take this all the way,

770. I gotta keep ramping that same lane

771. up, up, and up.

772. - Jamal! - What?

773. What's the theme this week?

774. This week, I'm gonna be be a small town girl

775. with a big burlesque talent.

776. - Let's do it. - All right.

777. Knowing that this week's about dance,

778. I'm going to do just that.

779. Dancing is a big part of my life.

780. I've been dancing my whole life.

781. Again, not in heels, but I'm adapting. Slowly.

782. I actually want to dedicate this week to my daughters.

783. They love the movie that this is from.

784. It's the title track from the film,

785. so I think they're gonna be really proud

786. of their dad/Poppy Love.

787. Bitch.

788. Girl.

789. The biggest trick is gonna be be keeping the wig on.

790. If I don't whip it, I should be okay.

791. If I just don't wanna risk it too much.

792. I think what I learned about Poppy this last week

793. is that she's a lot like me.

794. The second she hits the stage,

795. she is ready to make a impression.

796. And that's a lot of what I like to do in my everyday job.

797. I'm channeling that natural high off of week one,

798. wanting to maintain the same level of performance,

799. but even more.

800. Poppy's gonna bring the heat. Poppy's gonna bring the fire.

801. Bitch.

802. I do not...

803. That was so dope.

804. Standing ovation.

805. - Wow. - Standing ovation.

806. Oh, my goodness.

807. Poppy Love, you're gonna put somebody's eyes out

808. with those things.

809. Poppy, are you really gonna come out here

810. and do all that like that?

811. You know, I just have no tucks to give right now.

812. I thought after last week, what could you do?

813. But then you come out here

814. and do something that blows the roof off.

815. Honestly...

816. Thank you.

817. The dancing, the lip sync.

818. By the way, every single one of Christina's runs

819. you had to lip sync to.

820. That is so hard to do by itself,

821. and then you added the choreography

822. and then you added burlesque to it.

823. Honestly, Poppy, unbelievable.

824. Thank you so much.

825. Thank you.

826. Do you know how hard it is to do what you just did, Poppy?

827. Choreography, check. Hardest of the night.

828. Lyrics, check.

829. Hardest of the night.

830. And then a titty reveal?

831. Yes, but this so far has been the most fun,

832. and I also wanted to dedicate this song

833. to my two beautiful daughters,

834. because this is their favorite movie.

835. - They love burlesque. - Oh, yeah!

836. So I had to do this one for them.

837. Aw.

838. They're gonna have lots of questions.

839. They are. Lots of questions.

840. Well, I hope you win to pay for the therapy

841. they're gonna need for this.

842. Your level of commitment in this number was beyond.

843. It was so magnificent,

844. every run, every moment.

845. And in fact, after you finished,

846. all of the dancers, they were smiling so hard

847. because they couldn't believe what you had just done.

848. They're amazing. They're amazing.

849. So, now, you made it look so effortless.

850. What did you have difficulty with this week?

851. You know, for me, it was the very last move.

852. I just didn't want my wig to go flying off.

853. That's really the only thing,

854. because I knew I had to give it my all,

855. and I'm, like, well, you know what?

856. If it comes off, it comes off.

857. What are you gonna do? The show must go on.

858. But that was the only thing I was worried about really.

859. Wow.

860. All right. Well, I just have one thing to say.

861. Wagon Wheel Watusi.

862. - Thank you. - Give it up for Poppy Love.

863. And you know you have no idea who that is.

864. I think I might know.

865. - Okay. - But now I think I'm wrong.

866. All right, judges, it's time to decide

867. who is this week's winner,

868. and which two queens

869. will be lip syncing for their lives.

870. So while the judges and I deliberate,

871. let's take one more look at this week's performances.

872. Chic-Li-Fay.

873. If you think that you're a comedy queen,

874. you're not.

875. You're a performance queen

876. who just happens to have a great sense of humor.

877. Electra Owl.

878. I see a little bit of trepidation.

879. I see a little bit of what if I don't remember it?

880. Or do I have it here?

881. All the stuff maybe you're not used to doing, do it.

882. Thirsty Von Trap.

883. There were a few times where I could see you

884. looking to the side to see if you were doing the thing

885. with the dancers.

886. The skirt and the reveal

887. was something that was just difficult.

888. Yeah, yeah.

889. Milli Von Sunshine.

890. The storytelling aspect was so theatrical

891. and so well done.

892. Keep it up, Milli.

893. Jackie Would.

894. You look exactly how drag should:

895. exaggerated, silly, and fun.

896. Just really let go.

897. Chakra 7.

898. Something that you're doing with your energy

899. and your choice of costumes and song

900. that really exudes the remedy

901. for what we are living through today.

902. Donna Bellissima.

903. It was just so thought-out and so entertaining.

904. And you look stun-ning.

905. Poppy Love.

906. The dancing, the lip sync.

907. By the way, every single one of Christina's runs

908. you had to lip sync to.

909. Honestly, Poppy, unbelievable.

910. Welcome back, queens.

911. I've made some decisions.

912. Welcome back, queens.

913. No matter what happens next,

914. I wanna thank you for putting the T in enter-taint-ment.

915. I want to thank you on a personal level

916. for being so gracious

917. to experience and share your love of drag

918. with the world,

919. and you all have done such a fabulous, fabulous job.

920. Now based on your Dance Your Padded Ass Off performances,

921. I've made some decisions.

922. When I call your name, please step forward.

923. Chic-Li-Fay.

924. Milli Von Sunshine.

925. Donna Bellissima.

926. Queens, you were 10s across the board,

927. but another queen was an 11.

928. Poppy Love, con-drag-ulations.

929. You're the winner.

930. You're a winner, baby.

931. Is there anything you'd like to say?

932. Thank you, uh... to all of you,

933. I just love all of you guys.

934. Like, this is so much fun.

935. So much fun.

936. Not only did you dance your padded ass off,

937. you twisted your pointy tits off, too.

938. And, ladies, you are all safe to slay another day.

939. You may leave the stage.

940. Thirsty Von Trap, you gave us Saturday Night Fever,

941. but some of these other queens' pussies were on fire.

942. I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.

943. Chakra 7.

944. Thank you for making us smile.

945. You're safe.

946. You may join the other girls.

947. Jackie Would.

948. You pumped up the jam,

949. but did your jelly jiggle?

950. Electra Owl.

951. You are hot stuff and a bad girl,

952. but did someone leave the cake out in the rain?

953. Jackie Would.

954. You're safe.

955. Thank you.

956. Oh, my gosh, thank you.

957. You may join the other girls backstage.

958. That means Electra Owl,

959. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

960. Two beautiful queens stand before me.

961. I've consulted with the judges,

962. but the final decision is mine to make.

963. Prior to tonight,

964. you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance,

965. Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna.

966. This is your last chance to impress me

967. and save yourself from elimination.

968. The time has come for you to lip sync...

969. for your life!

970. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

971. Wow. Ladies, I've made my decision.

972. Thirsty Von Trap, shantay you stay.

973. Thank you.

974. - You go, girl. - Thank you.

975. You may leave the stage.

976. Thank you.

977. Electra Owl, I'm sorry, my dear,

978. but you are and will always be

979. Drag Race royalty.

980. Now the time has come

981. for you to... Ru-veal yourself.

982. You can call me Electra Owl.

983. Or you can call me...

984. Taylor Dayne.

985. Taylor Dayne, I think you know how I feel about you.

986. You are one of the absolute greatest voices

987. to ever have been recorded.

988. Well, Electra Owl,

989. Taylor Dayne, you've come a long way, baby.

990. Let's take a look.

991. The journey here has been nothing short of extraordinary.

992. Drag is definitely harder than I thought it would ever be.

993. Well, there have been drag queens

994. that have impersonated me

995. far better than I could ever probably impersonate myself.

996. But you really transform.

997. I really felt like I became Electra Owl.

998. As Electra, I'm about eight feet high

999. in unbearable heels, yes.

1000. I don't know how these queens do it.

1001. Everything's ginormo.

1002. I felt I have a giant persona,

1003. but this is magnified.

1004. I'm loving this. First time in drag.

1005. You're up on the main stage,

1006. and I feel like I'm 10 years old with a bicycle.

1007. It's fun.

1008. For me, the most challenging is I think the lip syncing.

1009. Great, great.

1010. It's just frustrating.

1011. You can't let it out. You can't.

1012. The newfound respect I have for this entire process

1013. to becoming a drag queen is enormous.

1014. - It's incredible. - She's really...

1015. It's hypnotizing almost.

1016. I feel like this is my drag...

1017. - This is a representation. - This is Electra Owl.

1018. Being a drag queen is just over the top fantastic,

1019. fabulous, owning yourself, owning that floor,

1020. owning that moment.

1021. I really love the idea of this metamorphosis

1022. from caterpillar to butterfly.

1023. You really transform,

1024. and who I became is Electra Owl.

1025. Taylor Dayne, you know I am your biggest fan.

1026. The only thing I don't have is a tattoo of your name on my arm.

1027. We can fix that.

1028. Is there anything you'd like to say?

1029. I'm so honored to be here. Thank you all.

1030. Being up here today and being in your shoes

1031. is a hella journey.

1032. Well, thanks to Electra Owl,

1033. your charity, Global Green,

1034. will receive a donation of $5.000.

1035. May the power of drag be with you always.

1036. Give it up for Taylor Dayne/Electra Owl.

1037. Next week, seven queens return to compete for the crown.

1038. Until then, remember if you can't love yourself,

1039. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1040. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1041. - Amen! - All right.

1042. Now let the music play.

1043. Next time on RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race...

1044. Category is Money, Honey.

1045. The challenge is going to be finding that sexiness.

1046. It's either embrace the sexy or go home.

1047. The weeks are getting more challenging as we go,

1048. and more competitive.

1049. How in the hell do I make this person bigger?

1050. Bitch, you need to sissy that walk.

1051. I'm about to dehydrate the girls,

1052. because Thirsty did not come to play.

1053. This is your last chance to impress me

1054. and save yourself...

1055. from elimination!

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