Sealab 2021 5x6

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Abalon, a terminally ill whale, comes to Sealab and asks Doctor Quinn to kill him. While Quinn wonders whether or not he could end a life Stormy recognizes Abalon as the star of a show called ‘I Gotta Have That Dick' and starts bugging him with fan fics. While Quinn examines Abalon's whale cancer Marco accidentally eats some of it and is inspired to create his own drink called F-YEAH!

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1. JUST LIKE THAT?

2. - LIKE WHAT? KNOW HOW MUCH AIR THOSE TANKS HOLD?

3. - NOT A CLUE.

4. - 40 MINUTES. IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS.

5. MAN GILLS OR SOMETHING,

6. HE COULD STILL BE ALIVE.

7. - YEAH, AND IF IFS AND BUTS WERE CANDIES AND NUTS,

8. WE'D ALL HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

9. - WHAT?

10. DRAG RELIGION INTO IT?

11. - WHAT?

12. - OH, HUSH, DUMMY. MARCO IS...

13. IS GONE.

14. - BUT I HOPE NOT FORGOTTEN.

15. - MARCO?

16. TURN OF EVENTS.

17. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

18. - WELL, A FUNNY STORY. ACTUALLY, I...

19. AH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, AMIGOS.

20. - MAN, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

21. - YEAH. WE EVEN HAD A FUNERAL.

22. - A FUNERAL? WHAT DID YOU USE FOR A CORPSE?

23. - INSTANT MASHED POTATOES.

24. LOOKING AT, FISH FACE?

25. AND GRAVY FOR BLOOD.

26. AS A BOX TURTLE.

27. - YOU LIED TO ME!

28. - COO! I'VE BEEN RUMBLED! BETTER LEG IT.

29. - SO, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

30. - WELL, IT ALL STARTED ON A ROUTINE PATROL.

31. MMM. GOOD COCOA.

32. DO I DETECT A PINCH OF CINNAMON?

33. - CINNAMON! - MARCO!

34. - OK, SO I'M OUT ON PATROL, RIGHT?

35. AND I SEE SOMETHING THAT'S—

36. WELL, IT JUST SEEMED OUT OF PLACE.

37. PUT A BEAR TRAP IN THE OCEAN?

38. - WELL, THAT'S GOT IT.

39. - I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

40. LOAD 'EM UP.

41. - ANYWAY, IT LOOKED PRETTY UNSAFE.

42. - CRIKEY!

43. - SO I DECIDED TO CHECK IT OUT.

44. AAH!

45. - OH, MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO?

46. - I RADIOED BACK FOR HELP.

47. GOLDILOCKS TO PAPA BEAR. OOH! MAYDAY!

48. - DAMMIT! WHERE'S THE BONUS PRETZEL?

49. - MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

50. - OH! OH! TOP BANANA.

51. GIVE AT IT. SUCK IT.

52. - BUT NOBODY ANSWERED.

53. - WELL... WE MUST HAVE BEEN FIXING THE RADIO.

54. - UH, YEAH, WE WERE... REPLACING THE, UM...

55. - INNER TUBES.

56. - ZISTER.

57. - HUH! ANYWAY, JUST ABOUT THEN,

58. TO GET A LITTLE DICEY.

59. UGH! MI PIERNA.

60. OH!

61. AT FIRST, IT WAS JUST CHECKING ME OUT.

62. BUT I KNEW WITH EACH BUMP,

63. HE'D GET A LITTLE MORE AGGRESSIVE.

64. OOH! UGH!

65. GONNA BE HIM OR ME.

66. - OK, YOU CARTILAGINOUS BASTARD!

67. - HI-YAH!

68. OH! THAT CHANGES NOTHING.

69. - HERE YOU GO, PONY BOY.

70. - HOLY BEJESUS!

71. SHARKS WITH KNIVES!

72. - YEAH. WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD FIGHT, TOO,

73. BUT WE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE.

74. WAIT! WHO THE HELL HAD SPEARS?

75. - IT'S THE WARRIORS STRIPERS SNARKEL!

76. SCRAM!

77. - WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO...

78. NYAH.

79. - WOW! NOBODY'S EVER

80. AND LIVED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

81. - I WOULDN'T HAVE, EITHER,

82. ONLY RIGHT ABOUT THEN...

83. THE SCUBA NINJAS SHOWED UP.

84. - NOT THE SCUBA NINJAS!

85. - YES, THE SCUBA NINJAS! AND BOY, WERE THEY PISSED!

86. OUR SCUBA NINJA DOJO!

87. SWEEPING OF YOUR KNEE!

88. - HU-WAH!

89. - OH, MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO?

90. - I KILLED THEM.

91. - YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAGGER. I SWEAR IT.

92. - WELL, I SAY GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.

93. - YEAH. THOSE GUYS WERE DICKS.

94. - OK. SO FAR, THAT'S A 20-MINUTE STORY.

95. YOU WERE GONE 6 MONTHS.

96. - WELL, THEN THERE WAS THE EARTHQUAKE.

97. TRAPPED LIKE THAT?

98. - UH, LIKE A MINUTE.

99. - HOW'D YOU GET OUT?

100. - SCIENCE.

101. - ARGH! SO, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

102. - WELL, I STARTED TO COME BACK HERE,

103. AND THEN I SAW... IT!

104. - WHAT DID YOU SEE?

105. - HANG ON. WHO DO I

106. TO GET SOME MORE COCOA?

107. - TECHNICALLY, IT'S "WHOM" DO I HAVE TO BONE?

108. AND IT'S NORMALLY ME. EH, BUT THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.

109. FOR THAT CHEESE!

110. - AAH!

111. - YOU BETTER CALL ME.

112. - OK, SO I SEE THIS THING OUT THERE.

113. - CRIKEY!

114. - I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT.

115. THE WORDS—THEY WOULDN'T COME.

116. THEY SHOULD HAVE SENT A POET.

117. INTO THE VERY FACE OF GOD.

118. - WHAT WAS IT?

119. - BEATS ME. I'M NOT GONNA

120. WITH THE FACE OF GOD, BABY.

121. - WAIT A MINUTE!

122. - SHUT UP! I WAS MEASURED AND FOUND WANTING, OK?

123. ANYWAY, TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST SOME SORT OF CRAZY,

124. MIXED-UP, CRAZY BILLBOARD.

125. AND THAT'S WHEN MY ADVENTURE BEGAN.

126. - SNOW CONES?

127. - NOT SNOW CONES! SHAVE ICE!

128. MY DATE WITH DESTINY!

129. SHAVE ICE. REAL HAWAIIAN SHAVE ICE.

130. - UP YOURS, YOU WIPE!

131. - SHAVE ICE. REAL HAWAIIAN SHAVE ICE.

132. SHAVE ICE. REAL HAWAIIAN SHAVE ICE.

133. SHAVE ICE. REAL HAWAIIAN SHAVE ICE.

134. SHAVE ICE. REAL HAWAIIAN SHAVE ICE.

135. WINTER WAS HARD,

136. - WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

137. - OH, A HOOKER KNIFED ME.

138. ANYWAY, I FIGURED ONCE IT WARMED UP,

139. I'D START GETTING MORE CUSTOMERS, BUT THEN—

140. - HEY, MAN. YOU GOT ANY CRACK?

141. - NO, BUT YOU WANT TO EARN $5.00?

142. - UH, YEAH. YOU WANT TO GO BACK IN THE ALLEY OR WHAT?

143. - NO. I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR, LIKE, 6 MONTHS,

144. AND I GOTTA PEE. WATCH MY STAND FOR A MINUTE?

145. - UM... OK.

146. - THANKS, JANGLY CRACKHEAD!

147. - WOW. MY FIRST REAL JOB.

148. TO SUCK $5.00 OUT OF

149. SEEN ME AND SAID,

150. "HEY, KENNY, I TRUST YOU, I LIKE YOU,

151. AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHANCE."

152. WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT CHANCE,

153. AND I'M GONNA MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF MYSELF,

154. DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE.

155. FROM NOW—HEY! I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT!

156. OH, MAN!

157. WELL, BACK TO THE CRACKHOUSE.

158. - NO!

159. MY BUSINESS, MY LIFE SAVINGS, ALL GONE,

160. WAS THIS BUCKET OF URINE.

161. - EW!

162. - THAT'S DISGUSTING!

163. - WHY'D YOU KEEP THAT?

164. PALE YELLOW SPORTS DRINK HERE.

165. TRY NOT TO MIX THOSE UP.

166. - WELL, ANYHOW, THAT WAS A GOOD STORY.

167. - NO, IT WASN'T! WE'VE BEEN GRIEVING OUR ASSES OFF, AND—

168. - REALLY?

169. - AND THIS WHOLE TIME, HE WAS OFF SELLING SNOW CONES!

170. - SHAVE ICE!

171. - WHATEVER!

172. - WELL, YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.

173. THERE'S A BIG TWIST ENDING YOU DON'T SEE COMING.

174. - WHAT? WAS IT ALL A DREAM?

175. - NO, IT WAS A HALLUCINATION.

176. - WHAT?

177. IN THAT STUPID BEAR TRAP.

178. - WELL, HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE DAMN TRAP?

179. - WELL, IF YOU'D

180. - HEY, HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY KEVLAR VEST?

181. HUH? OH, MY GOD. DAD!

182. - HOLY BEJESUS!

183. - WHERE'D HE GET THAT GUN?

184. - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

185. - THAT... WAS YOUR SON.

186. - WHAT?

187. YOUR HUMAN PENIS IN THAT SHARK.

188. - DIOS MIO! I KILLED MY SON.

189. - NO! I'M OK!

190. WITH 50 BULLETS!

191. - DOESN'T MATTER. HA HA!

192. - SO, IT'S A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL.

193. - FREEDOM!

194. - IT'S REALLY GOOD TO BE BACK.

195. - YEAH. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

196. - YOU READY TO DO THIS THING?

197. - READY AS I'LL EVER BE.

198. - AH, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.

199. - YOU FOLLOW MY LEAD.

200. - HA HA HA! OK.

201. - YOU KNOW, YOUR SPANISH IS PRETTY GOOD.

202. - MARCO, THAT WAS PORTUGUESE.

203. - HUH!

204. THAT'S HOW WE COULD DO IT.

205. I'LL JUST PARROT EVERYTHING.

206. TELL ME WHEN TO GO, BOSS.

207. HE'LL TELL ME IN A MINUTE WHEN TO GO.

208. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

209. I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU.

210. JUST GIVE ME A WAVE TO GO.

211. OK. HERE I GO.

212. YES.

213. KEEP IT... OK. HE'S GOT IT.

214. HEY! "SEALAB!" OUT OF SIGHT!

215. —www.ncicap.org—