Sealab 2021 5x5

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Quinn and Stormy are stuck in a cave with only 10 minutes of oxygen while sealab burns.

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1. - APPLICATION DENIED. NEXT!

2. - YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ HIS APPLICATION.

3. - DON'T NEED TO. NEXT!

4. THE EQUAL-EMPLOYMENT RULES?

5. - ALL THEY SAY IS, I CAN'T DISCRIMINATE

6. BASED ON RACE, RELIGION,

7. SEX, AGE, HANDICAPS, OR POLITICAL AFFILIATION.

8. - POLITICAL AFFILI—OK.

9. SO YOU WON'T HIRE HIM, BUT YOU'LL HIRE A NAZI?

10. - HE'S FREELANCE.

11. - UND MITOUT BENEFITS, I MIGHT ADD.

12. - EXCUSE ME, BUT DID YOU JUST WINK AT ME?

13. - NO. CINCINNATI HOT PLATE?

14. - WHAT? - NICHT.

15. - WAIT. YOU SAID HANDICAP. THIS DOESN'T QUALIFY?

16. - HI.

17. - HE AIN'T CRIPPLED. HE'S A SHARK MAN.

18. HOMO CARCHARODON.

19. - I BET YOU DO.

20. NOW, YOU SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS I GOT TO HIRE WEIRD SHARKS,

21. AND I'LL HIRE HIM.

22. I'M A FAIR MAN. - MORE THAN FAIR, HERR KAPITAN.

23. - CRAWL OUT OF MY BUTT, HITLER.

24. - COME ON, DEBBIE. LET'S JUST GO.

25. - SHUT UP. THE CIVIL SERVICE EXAM?

26. - HMM, WELL, NEXT EXAM IS FRIDAY MORNING.

27. IF HE PASSES, YEAH, I'LL LET HIM APPLY...

28. - YOU HEAR THAT, SHARKO? - MM-HMM.

29. - ON ONE CONDITION. - WHAT?

30. TO QUIT EATING HITLER.

31. - HMM, I THOUGHT HE WAS A SEAL.

32. - CINCINNATI HOT PLATE.

33. - FORGET IT. I'M NOT TUTORING HIM.

34. - WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME HELP HIM?

35. YOU GET BORED.

36. - I DO NOT. - OH, REALLY?

37. HEY, HOW ARE THOSE BOSNIAN REFUGEES DOING?

38. NO LONGER BRING US FOOD?

39. - WAAH!

40. - FOR YOUR INFORMATION...

41. SHUT UP.

42. OK, SHARKO. LET'S START—

43. - DID YOU SEE "STAND AND DELIVER?"

44. - YES. NOW, IN YOUR

45. - WITH EDDIE OLMOS?

46. - SHARKO, WE'VE ONLY GOT TWO DAYS.

47. - I DIDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE THERE'S NO TV OUT ON THE OCEAN,

48. REALLY LOVED EDDIE OLMOS.

49. THEY'RE BOTH LATINO.

50. THAT'S WHY I WISH MY DAD WAS STILL AROUND,

51. LIKE I'M MISSING OUT ON MY LATINO HERITAGE,

52. AND IT'S IMPORTANT.

53. - I KNOW. TAKE OUT YOUR WORKBOOK!

54. - DEBBIE? - WHAT?

55. - I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH.

56. OH! JEEZ!

57. MY SNOOT IS?

58. - YES! NOW TAKE OUT YOUR WORKBOOK!

59. - UM...

60. I ATE MY WORKBOOK.

61. WERE 5 TO 1.

62. - NO, NOT IF QUINN WON'T TUTOR HIM.

63. - THEN GIVE ME 5 BEANS ON SHARK MAN.

64. - HESH... - WHAT'S THE WORD, SPARKS?

65. - I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE MORE, AND I'M GONNA SPEAK SLOWLY

66. BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FOR YOU TO GRASP.

67. WE DON'T TAKE BEANS!

68. - BUT THESE ARE MAGIC BEANS.

69. - OH. THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO DOWN TO HESH'S LITTLE ACRE

70. AND PLANT THOSE MAGIC BEANS?

71. GROWS UP TO THE SKY,

72. YOU CAN SHINNY UP THERE, STEAL THE EVIL GIANT'S GOLD,

73. AND THE GOLDEN HARP,

74. TO EARTH AND PLACE A REAL BET!

75. - WELL, HOW LATE ARE YOU OPEN?

76. - 84 ON READING COMPREHENSION. THAT'S REALLY GOOD, SHARKO.

77. - YEAH. I READ A LOT BECAUSE I CAN'T SLEEP.

78. - OOH, INSOMNIA?

79. - NO. IF I FALL ASLEEP, I'LL DIE.

80. MOVING OVER MY GILLS, OR I'LL SUFFOCATE.

81. - SHARKO, THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE.

82. YOU'RE BREATHING AIR.

83. - HUH. - OK. NOW, IN YOUR GRAMMAR—

84. - GOD, WHAT ELSE DID SHE LIE TO ME ABOUT?

85. I MEAN, JEEZ, BEING IN THE FOREIGN LEGION.

86. - SHARKO, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,

87. BUT YOUR MOM... ATE YOUR DAD.

88. - OH, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW,

89. MY MOM HAD GOOD TASTE IN MEN,

90. AND THEN THEY'D LOOK AT ME AND LAUGH, LIKE, KNOWINGLY.

91. BRING THIS UP WITH HER.

92. - OH, I WOULD, IF THAT GUY HADN'T HAVE PUT

93. AND SHOT IT SO SHE EXPLODED.

94. OH, YEAH. WE'D HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

95. BET ON IT.

96. - NO MORE WATER. YOU'RE GONNA DROWN THEM.

97. - WELL, THEN WHY AREN'T THEY GROWING FASTER?

98. - FISH HEADS! - WHAT?

99. - BACK IN INDIAN DAYS,

100. TO FERTILIZE THEIR CORN.

101. - BUT THESE ARE MAGIC BEANS.

102. - YEAH, BUT I THINK OUGHT TO APPLY, THOUGH.

103. - YEAH, BUT DAMN IT!

104. JUST DAMN IT! - WHAT?

105. TRADED THAT COW.

106. - HA! FOR A HANDFUL OF WORTHLESS BEANS.

107. - OH, SHH SHH SHH. DON'T YOU WORRY, DARLING.

108. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

109. - SETTING HER FREE... ONCE THAT LIGAMENT HEALS UP.

110. - NEVER MIND. - SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN—

111. - NO. - SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THAT LEG.

112. - NO.

113. HA! HERE'S WHAT'S

114. IT MAKES THE COW STERILE.

115. AND PASS ON THOSE GENES, YOU COULDN'T,

116. AND I'LL SEND $5.00 AMERICAN

117. THAT REFERENCE.

118. - ANYWAY...

119. YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HIRE SHARKO?

120. - HELL, IT WON'T COME TO THAT.

121. HE AIN'T EVEN GONNA PASS THAT TEST.

122. - BUT WHAT IF HE DOES?

123. - WELL, I'LL THINK OF SOME EXCUSE NOT TO.

124. THERE'S TOO MANY OF Y'ALL AROUND HERE ALREADY.

125. - EXCUSE ME?

126. - WE ALREADY GOT TWO BLACKS, PLUS WHATEVER VIRJAY IS.

127. - YOU'RE LUMPING ME IN WITH A WERESHARK?

128. - NOT JUST YOU. ALL OF Y'ALL.

129. - WELL, YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU... CRACKER.

130. - EASY, GIRL.

131. PASS THAT TEST.

132. I'M GONNA MAKE SURE OF THAT,

133. AND I'LL BE FRONT AND CENTER WHEN YOU HIRE HIM...

134. CRACKER ASS.

135. - NAW. DON'T WORRY.

136. THEY THINK WE'RE GOING TO BOX CANYON,

137. BUT WE'LL BE 100 MILES AWAY AT SILVER REEF.

138. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FISH HEADS?

139. - YOU KNOW, LIKE SQUANTO AND THE PILGRIMS.

140. - I'M NOT THAT KIND OF INDIAN, YOU NINCOMPOOP.

141. - IS THIS ABOUT MONEY?

142. BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA HOOK YOU UP IN THE BACK END.

143. - IF WE GET THE GIANT'S GOLD.

144. - WHEN WE GET HIS GOLD. WHAM!

145. - I AM NOT A NATIVE AMERICAN.

146. - ME, HE'S RIGHT.

147. HE'S GOT FACIAL HAIR. REAL INDIANS CAN'T GROW IT.

148. - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?

149. - NO. YOU'RE SOLVING FOR "X."

150. - UH... OH, MAN.

151. OK.

152. - SHARKO. - IT'S PRETTY... LIKE YOU,

153. AND I'M THE LITTLE BEE...

154. BRINGING YOU POLLEN.

155. BZZ. TO DO WITH YOU?

156. - LET ME POLLINATE YOUR STAMENS?

157. LIKE THE BOSNIANS?

158. - WHAT?

159. - IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS TEST, YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB.

160. YOU'LL NEVER MOVE OUT OF THAT SUNKEN SHIP.

161. YOU'LL NEVER MEET A GIRL AND FALL IN LOVE.

162. - DEBBIE, I— I ALREADY HAVE.

163. - HANG ON THERE, ROMEO.

164. - WE'VE GOT A LOT OF STUDYING TO DO.

165. - HIT ME UP HIGH. - NO.

166. - HOW COME? THAT WAS—

167. - NO HIGH-FIVE.

168. RESPEK KNUCKLES.

169. - SHARKO, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY LEARN SO MUCH SO FAST.

170. - WELL, SHARKS HAVE WAY BIGGER BRAINS THAT SKELETAL FISH,

171. BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS.

172. - OH, SHARKO, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

173. - THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

174. NNH. NNH. - SHARKO?

175. - MM. MM. - SHARKO. SHARKO?

176. SHARKO!

177. DON'T RUIN IT.

178. - OH, I ALWAYS DO THAT.

179. - IT'S FINE. TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP.

180. - HEY, YEAH.

181. I'VE EVER BEEN TO SLEEP.

182. - SEE? EVERY DAY IS A NEW ADVENTURE.

183. - YEAH. WELL, GOOD NIGHT.

184. I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO ME.

185. - I'M SO PROUD OF HIM.

186. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M PROUD OF YOU.

187. - REALLY?

188. - YEAH, BECAUSE YOU FINALLY

189. - DON'T START ABOUT THE BOSNIANS.

190. I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

191. - GOD? THERE IS NO GOD.

192. - OH, THEN I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT THESE ZESTY WINGS.

193. - OH, YES, WE DO, SWEET LORD.

194. - NO. SORRY, DADDY.

195. - PLEASE. - NO, NO, NO, NO.

196. YOU WATCH ME DO THIS. - NO!

197. - WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, CINCINNATI HOT PLATE?

198. - WHAT? - NOTHING.

199. QUINN OFF, HUH?

200. I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE ODDS.

201. I CAN COVER THAT.

202. - YOU NEVER SAW ME. GIDDYAP, GIRL! HYAH!

203. - NOBODY GETS THAT JOKE!

204. - MAN, HE WENT DOWN LIKE A BAG OF OATS.

205. - WHAM!

206. THE FISH HEADS?

207. - OH. YOU STILL GOT THAT HACKSAW?

208. - BUT THAT CAN'T BE. CHECK AGAIN.

209. - SHARKO... SHARKO... NOPE.

210. NEVER SIGNED IN,

211. IS ALMOST NEVER WRONG, CINCINNATI HOT PLATE.

212. - WHAT? - DO WHAT?

213. - DAMN! I BET HE OVERSLEPT. COME ON, QUINN.

214. HE'S NOT IN THERE.

215. - WELL, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

216. - OH, MAN! THAT IS FRICKING NASTY!

217. - OH, MY GOD! IT SMELLS SO—OH!

218. - HEY, HAVE YOU TWO SEEN— OH, MY GOD!

219. - WHAT DID YOU DO?

220. - WELL, WE WERE TRYING TO GET THESE DAMN BEANS TO GROW.

221. SOME FISH HEADS. WHAM!

222. WHERE THOSE CAME FROM.

223. - SHARKO. - OH, HEY, GUYS.

224. - YOU HAD US WORRIED SICK.

225. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THE EXAM RIGHT NOW.

226. - OH, MAN, IS THAT TODAY?