Sealab 2021 5x4

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The police want Shanks... Why? The story is revealed in reverse. But it involves a monster, a plan to improve the world, and Grizzlebee's.

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1. - GABBLE, LOOK AND LISTEN, THAT'S THE KEY,

2. SEE THE UNDERBELLY GLISTEN.

3. LISTEN, GABBLE!

4. NOT IN THIS DUNGEON!

5. - 30th BIRTHDAY, HUH?

6. WELL, MAYBE HESH COULD RAP AT YOUR PARTY.

7. - YEAH. I HAVEN'T PICKED A PARTY THEME YET,

8. BUT NO.

9. - WELL, MAYBE I'LL

10. A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' ON THE MIZZIKE!

11. - YOU FEEL ME, DOG?

12. - ACTUALLY, I CALLED TO TELL YOU YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

13. - WOW.

14. YOU JUST HADN'T CALLED AT ALL!

15. - YEAH, BUT THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE SHOWN UP.

16. OK, BYE!

17. - ARCHIE, YOU BELIEVE THE STONES ON THAT BITCH?

18. - HAMMER, HAMMER, TOILET SLAMMER!

19. - ARCHIE, WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING?

20. AGAINST THE GRAY!

21. - WELL, IF I HAD TO GUESS,

22. I WOULD SAY IT'S RELATED TO MAD COW DISEASE,

23. BUT MUCH MORE ICKY.

24. - YEAH! ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD!

25. - IS IT TERMINAL?

26. - IT WOULD APPEAR SO, YES.

27. - IS IT CONTAGIOUS? - NOT AIRBORNELY,

28. OLD YELLER.

29. - DID YOU SAY VICTIMS? "S?"

30. AS IN PLURAL?

31. - OH, YES! ABOUT 20 SO FAR.

32. AND IT'S VECTORING OUTWARD RAPIDLY.

33. - MY GOD! IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!

34. - THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR.

35. - WAIT. HOW COME NONE

36. HAVE BITTEN YOU?

37. - I SECRETE A POISON.

38. - BASICALLY, SENATOR, IT'S PSYCHOSIS,

39. THEN PARALYSIS, THEN SUFFOCATION.

40. - MMM! THE GREEN FEVER BEGINS!

41. - THERE'S A NAME FOR THIS?

42. - IT'S FROM BEING AWAY FROM TREES TOO LONG.

43. UGH!

44. IS IT... DIOXIDE?

45. WHICH ONE DO CARS MAKE?

46. - MON. MONOXIDE.

47. - RIGHT! RIGHT! SO, THE OTHER ONE.

48. AND, UH, NO CURE FOR IT, FROM WHAT THEY TELL ME.

49. - YOU KNEW THIS MIGHT HAPPEN,

50. ANYWAY?

51. - ACTUALLY, SEALAB'S JUST A FRONT—

52. EXPERIMENT TO STUDY THE DISEASE.

53. - WHAT? - ICE STATION ZEBRA'S GOT IT.

54. YOU SAPS GOT IT. UH, EVERYBODY'S GOT IT.

55. - YOU SICK BASTARDS!

56. - SON, UH,

57. EEH! UNH...

58. - WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE, SENATOR?

59. - NO, I'M FINE. GO AHEAD.

60. UH, GOOD LUCK, DOCTOR.

61. WITH THOSE LOUSY DEMOCRATS.

62. - MOTHER!

63. - QUINN! EMERGENCY!

64. - HAS ANOTHER POD BEEN INFECTED?

65. - NO. I HAVEN'T FOUND A PARTY THEME YET!

66. - DAMMIT, WOMAN!

67. ON THEIR OWN BILE,

68. AND YOU'RE YAKKING ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?

69. - OK, WHATEVER LITTLE DRAMA YOU'VE GOT GOING ON,

70. NOT HELPING.

71. ARE INVITED, ANYWAY.

72. - SUFFERERS!

73. COME OUT TO PLAY!

74. - DUDE, ARE YOU SURE THESE ARE GONNA BE MERCY KILLINGS?

75. - OK, ONCE MORE...

76. OR GET A NICE, CLEAN PIPE TO THE TEMPLE?

77. - THEY ARE NICE PIPES. - HUH. RIGHT.

78. THESE PIPES?

79. - PIPE STORAGE.

80. - YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN DOWN THERE.

81. - YOU SHOULD. IT'S PRETTY COOL.

82. HEY, HESH! SEEN ANY FEVER HEADS?

83. - NO, AND I'D BETTER NOT SEE ANY. H-HEY!

84. WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE KICK-ASS PIPES?

85. - PIPE STORAGE! SPARKS GOT THEM!

86. - DAMN!

87. - WHY NOT?

88. THAT'S HOW CUBA FIXED THEIR AIDS PROBLEM.

89. - WE'RE NOT STARTING CONCENTRATION CAMPS.

90. THAT'S WHAT THE NAZIS DID.

91. OF GOD BLESS AMERICA!

92. - YOU DIDN'T SEE

93. INTO THE BROWN DERBY, DID YOU?

94. AND WHILE THEY'RE IN THERE,

95. MAKING THESE LITTLE GUYS.

96. HE'S A JAZZ MUSICIAN.

97. ON THERE,

98. AND TRUMPETS AND WHAT ALL.

99. OH, HA HA! THOSE'LL SELL, BUDDY!

100. NERVE DAMAGE,

101. THEN CHOKE TO DEATH.

102. TO CARVE COCONUTS?

103. - WHERE THERE'S A WHIP, THERE'S A WAY.

104. - GO TO HELL.

105. - WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE?

106. - OH! OH, MY GOD.

107. - WHAT?

108. - I JUST FOUND MY PARTY THEME!

109. FULL OF PIPES?

110. - DUDE, IT'S A WHOLE POD FULL OF PIPES!

111. - HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN.

112. - YOU HAVEN'T BEEN! - WELL...

113. - OK, JUST DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE

114. ALL THE TIME.

115. - JEEZ! OK! - OK?

116. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT!

117. - BUT YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE!

118. - OH, QUITE TO THE CONTRARY, SIR.

119. WILL I EVEN WEAR THESE?

120. - BUT WE'VE GOTTA FIND A CURE!

121. - TILTING AT WINDMILLS! - OR AT LEAST CONTAIN IT!

122. - MY ADVICE TO YOU IS THIS.

123. I CERTAINLY DON'T NEED MY TUXEDO.

124. - WHAT'S YOUR ADVICE? - OH.

125. INTO GOING OUTSIDE. - WHAT?

126. - TELL THEM THERE'S MEDICINE OUT THERE OR CANDY—WHATEVER.

127. THEY DON'T KNOW.

128. - SO THEY'LL DROWN?

129. - IT'S NOT A BAD WAY TO GO.

130. OVER YOU... LIKE A BINKY.

131. - ROT IN HELL, YOU COWARD!

132. - ON THE OTHER HAND, IF THERE'S A FORMAL EVENT

133. AND I HAVE TO RENT A TUXEDO, I SHALL BE FURIOUS,

134. MY POISON GLANDS INTO OVERDRIVE.

135. - NOW, "PLUMBER" IS ACTUALLY FROM THE LATIN ROOT "PLUMBUM,"

136. FOR ALL THEIR PLUMBING NEEDS.

137. - NO WAY! - THAT'S WHY—

138. - THAT'S WHY LEAD IS Pb ON THE PERIODIC TABLE!

139. - HEY! I'M TELLING IT!

140. PIPE HISTORY MAVEN?

141. THE HEADPHONES, ASS!

142. - HOW WAS THAT? - FRICKIN' AWESOME!

143. - FRICKIN' AWESOME!

144. YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE.

145. - BACK! STAY BACK!

146. HELP!

147. - SOMEBODY PLEASE!

148. STAY BACK! HELP!

149. BACK! STAY BACK!

150. HELP!

151. - HELP!

152. BY A MOB OF FEVER HEADS!

153. WITH OUR PIPES!

154. - HELP!

155. - YEAH, BUT NOW, I'M KINDA THINKING

156. THAT MY PIPE IS, LIKE, PRISTINE.

157. - YEAH. I DON'T WANT BRAINS ALL OVER IT.

158. - WELL, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

159. TO KEEP THE BRAINS OFF THEM!

160. - HELP!

161. - I DON'T SUPER-WANT CONDOM LUBE ALL OVER IT,

162. EITHER, THOUGH.

163. THE LUBRICATED ONES OVER THOSE?

164. - WHAT? WHY EVEN BOTHER

165. IF THERE'S ALREADY ONE ON THE PIPE?

166. - GAH!

167. EVER SINCE YOU GOT THAT PIPE,

168. YOU'VE JUST BEEN THE BIGGEST BITCH!

169. - HEY! DON'T CUSS IN FRONT OF MY PIPE!

170. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S... I FEEL CHUBBY.

171. - PROMISE YOU PLEASE WON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY?

172. - PLEASE DON'T INSULT ME.

173. - YOU ARE CHUBBY. - AWW.

174. - BUT IT'S ENDEARING.

175. - INFECTED PEOPLE! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

176. ALMOST GOT BITTEN!

177. ACTUALLY BITING PEOPLE?

178. - YEAH. I BARELY MADE IT.

179. - DON'T THEY REALIZE I HAVE GUESTS COMING?

180. - OH, CRAP, THAT'S RIGHT. DEBBIE'S PARTY!

181. - YEAH. WE SHOULD MOTOR. HOP IN, HESH.

182. - UH... HESH WASN'T REALLY INVITED.

183. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? EVERYBODY'S INVITED.

184. - DUDE, SHE WENT THROUGH THE PHONE BOOK.

185. WHEN I'M LOW?

186. - KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL!

187. - WELL, THEN, CALL THE POLICE ON THEM!

188. - THE POLICE? - COAST GUARD. WHATEVER!

189. - DEBBIE, THEIR BRAINS AND LUNGS ARE TURNING TO JELLY!

190. IT'S NOT REALLY THE COAST GUARD'S BAILIWICK.

191. IT'S NOT THEIR BAG.

192. - BUT THEY'RE GOING TO RUIN MY PARTY!

193. - THEY'RE GOING TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!

194. - WAIT. WHEN? - WELL...

195. RAPID COURSE OF THE FEVER,

196. I'D SAY PROBABLY WITHIN THE HOUR.

197. SAID 9:00,

198. BUT PEOPLE PROBABLY WON'T COME

199. NOT THE COOL ONES, ANYWAY.

200. - HELLO, SHIRL! - MY CAT HAS CANCER!

201. - SHIRLEY, I SWEAR TO GOD!

202. - DUDE, THERE'S A FRICKIN' PILE OF DEAD BODIES OUT THERE.

203. - SHANKS, BE A LAMB AND DRAG THE CORPSES OUT OF SIGHT FOR ME.

204. - AND PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON, FATTY!

205. - AW, GO EMPTY YOUR CATHETER BAG.

206. - I'M NOT CRIPPLED!

207. - YOU'RE FIXIN' TO BE!

208. - HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN SELFISH?

209. DO I TURN 30?

210. - WELL, ACCORDING TO YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE,

211. I'D HAVE TO SAY 5.

212. - OH! - AW, DAMN!

213. NO, HE DIDN'T!

214. I KNOW MY MAN AIN'T

215. ALL UP ON TOP OF SHORTY'S GRILL

216. AND PUT DOWN A FLAG THAT SAYS, "BAP! 5, BIZZIATCH!"

217. AHEM.

218. INTO MY PARTY?

219. - NO! HESH WHO?

220. - HEPPLEWHITE. - SHUT UP.

221. - THAT'S HIS LAST NAME— HEPPLEWHITE.

222. - OK, THAT FRIGGIN' DOES IT! ALL OF YOU, OUT!

223. YOU TOO, MR. LOOK-IN-MY-PURSE!

224. FOR HIS BALLS!

225. - FINE. I'M TIRED OF THAT 35-YEAR-OLD ASS, ANYWAY!

226. - OH! - AWW, DAMN!

227. I GUESS HE FOUND THEM.

228. - YOU, YOU MOTHER.

229. - WELL...

230. THIS HAS BEEN A LOVELY EVENING.

231. - WOULD YOU JUST DRIVE? - THANKS FOR HAVING US.

232. - FRICKIN' AWESOME!

233. - WHERE ARE THEY GOING?

234. - I KICKED THEM OUT, THE BASTARDS.

235. ARE PEOPLE SHOWING UP YET? - NAH. EVERYBODY'S DEAD.

236. - THIS IS GREAT!

237. - YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAIN CHARACTER.

238. NO! MY PARTY'S RUINED!

239. 30th BIRTHDAY EVER!

240. - AW, DON'T BE SAD, SUGAR.

241. I'M HERE, AND I GOT YOU A LITTLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

242. - YOU DID?

243. - TA-DA!

244. - WHAT POSSIBLE USE...

245. COULD I HAVE FOR THAT?

246. —www.ncicap.org—