Sealab 2021 5x3

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Extreme rebel trillionaire, Max Stone, buys Sealab and ends up running it better than before.

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1. - WELL, OLD BUDDY, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU.

2. - WHAT A SENSELESS WAY TO DIE.

3. - HEY, NOW, DON'T SHAME HIS MEMORY LIKE THAT.

4. MARCO DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED.

5. MAKING LOVE TO A SHARK.

6. - OH, MARCO, UHHH, OH, MARCO!

7. - HONEY, I'M HOME.

8. WHAT THE HELL?

9. - HUHHH! BRAD!

10. OUT OF MY WIFE'S SHARKGINA.

11. - NO, BRAD, DON'T! MARCO, RUN!

12. - DUDE, MARCO WAS UP.

13. - WELL, WE STILL GOT A JOB TO DO.

14. SO, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK, PEOPLE.

15. - OH, IF IT WERE ONLY THAT EASY.

16. I'M JOY. I'LL BE YOUR GRIEF COUNSELOR.

17. - OH, GOD, THEY SENT US A PHISH GROUPIE.

18. - I MISS YOU. DO YOU MISS ME, CAPTAIN?

19. OF GRIEF PUPPETRY.

20. - UH, HOLD 'EM UP, YOU DEAD MEXICAN!

21. GOTCHA!

22. - CAPTAIN!

23. TREATED THE REAL MARCO?

24. - DUH! UH! UH! SEE THAT? IT'S JESUS KISSIN' YOU.

25. LADY, WE DON'T NEED THERAPY, WE NEED PUSH-UPS.

26. 'CAUSE WHEN YOUR PECS ARE TIGHT, GRIEF CAN'T GET INSIDE YOU.

27. UH! SEE THERE? THAT'S TOO MUSHY.

28. - CAPTAIN!

29. PHISH GROUPIE BOOBS.

30. - STOP IT! - HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK.

31. HONK.

32. - NO, HE'LL JUST ROT IN THE GROUND,

33. AND YOU CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN, EITHER.

34. DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

35. - OH, MY GOD, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP.

36. - OH, AWESOME!

37. IS IT SLOPPY JOES TODAY?

38. A BOXING NUN PUPPET.

39. BLECH.

40. - SO, NOW, WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD?

41. - WELL, I TRIED TO GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH.

42. DOWN HIS THROAT?

43. - I DIDN'T WANT TO MOVE IT.

44. IN CASE THERE WAS NECK DAMAGE.

45. - MAN, THERE'S TOTALLY NECK DAMAGE.

46. - WELL, OBVIOUSLY, THIS WASN'T A SUICIDE.

47. - THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?

48. - WAIT, HE SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG.

49. - WELL, HE WAS PRETTY STUPID, QUINN.

50. - OBVIOUSLY. CHOKED TO DEATH ON A PUPPET.

51. THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GRIEVE.

52. WITH A GRIEF DANCE! YES!

53. SHAKE YOUR GRIEVING BOOTIES.

54. OF PROFOUND SADNESS.

55. MMMMM, YES!

56. - SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT WITH HER.

57. - OH, YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

58. MURDERED SHANKS.

59. - OH, YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

60. - AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT.

61. - DON'T FORGET TO VOTE

62. AND QUEEN.

63. TO WIN A SUBARU.

64. - OH, A SUBARU!

65. - MORNIN', DOC.

66. - MORNIN', DETECTIVE LOU.

67. GUARDING THE CRIME SCENE, HUH?

68. HEY, HAVE YOU— GO GET THE DOUGHNUTS!

69. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

70. - GET THE YUMMY DOUGHNUTS, LOU.

71. GET THE YUMMY DOUGHNUTS.

72. - I'M DIABETIC.

73. - OH.

74. - SPARKS, WE MISSED YOU AT THE GROUP HUG THIS MORNING.

75. - YEAH, I WAS GONNA GO,

76. I WASN'T GAY.

77. - OH, THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT GRIEVING.

78. WHEE!

79. - WHOAH-OH!

80. OW! OH! OH! MY NECK!

81. OW! OW!

82. - OH, HA HA HA HA.

83. YAY.

84. - CLUES, CLUES, LOOKING FOR CLUES.

85. MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

86. TO PROVE JOY KILLED SHANKS.

87. WHAT A CLEVER MINX.

88. - MEOW.

89. - NOT YOU, MINXIE. - MEOW.

90. - DAMMIT, MINXIE!

91. HUH, JOY TAPES ALL HER SESSIONS!

92. - MEOW.

93. - THAT'LL BE MY PROOF.

94. THANKS, MINXIE.

95. - MEOW.

96. - NO, YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO THE WILD.

97. - MEOW.

98. - I'M HERE FOR YOUR HYPNOTHERAPY SESSION, HESH.

99. - NO, NO, NO, NO.

100. HESH AIN'T FALLIN' FOR THAT AGAIN.

101. LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED, FULL OF QUARTERS.

102. MAKE YOU FEEL?

103. - LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS!

104. OR 2.75.

105. 'CAUSE THAT'S ABOUT

106. FROM MY ASS!

107. - BUT YOU CAN'T HEAL UNTIL YOU DEAL.

108. HESH.

109. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

110. INTO A CHICKEN, SEE?

111. CHICKEN HESH!

112. - I DID NOT TURN YOU INTO A CHICKEN.

113. - WHY NOT? ARE YOU PREJUDICED?

114. TO GO TO A MOTEL.

115. DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MOTELS?

116. - NO, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN UNDERWATER RESEARCH STATIONS.

117. OR ZIPPERS.

118. - HEY, DO ONE OF Y'ALL HAVE A VCR?

119. - I DON'T.

120. - OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?

121. OF THIS SECLUDED STAIRWELL,

122. AND SPARKS... FELL DOWN IT.

123. RATE OF SPEED, ALSO.

124. - OH, MY—

125. IN THE FIRST PLACE?

126. - YEAH, SO, UH, UH,

127. THAT BUTTER'S NOT GOING TO CHURN ITSELF.

128. HA HA.

129. - CALL ME.

130. - ANYWAY...

131. WHERE'S YOUR VCR?

132. - STORMY BORROWED IT.

133. - FOR WHAT?

134. - PULL!

135. JUST LIKE JOHN FRIGGIN' HENRY!

136. - STORMY WHERE'S DE—

137. - HANG ON, LAST ONE.

138. PULL!

139. - YOU SHOT ALL THE VCRs?

140. - ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE.

141. - WHERE IS IT?

142. - I BURNED IT.

143. - OK, WE BURNED IT.

144. WHATEVER.

145. - YOU IDIOT!

146. JOY IS MURDERING EVERYBODY?

147. - I GOT IT.

148. AND BRING SHANKS BACK TO LIFE.

149. W-W-WELL, UNDEAD, ANYWAY.

150. WHO KILLED HIM.

151. - NO.

152. ZOMBIE TECHNICAL INSTITUTE?

153. - AAAAAHHHHH!

154. - HUHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

155. - NO, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE I DON'T HEAR

156. WHENEVER I RING MY ZOMBIE BELL.

157. - AAAAAAHHHHH!

158. - THIS THING'S BROKEN.

159. - THAT'S DEBBIE! COME ON!

160. - YOU'LL BE MY FIRST ZOMBIE.

161. - OH, NO...

162. OH, PLEASE, GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!

163. - WHAT HAPPENED, YOU AMISH BASTARD?

164. AND SAID THAT IF I DON'T CHURN DEBBIE INTO BUTTER,

165. SHE WON'T GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE.

166. - WHO'S SHE? YOU MEAN JOY?

167. - AND DID SHE GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE?

168. - OK, I'LL TAKE THE SECOND QUESTION FIRST.

169. TO WHICH THE ANSWER IS NO.

170. AAUGHH...

171. - DAMN! I KNOW JOY'S BEHIND THIS.

172. WE'VE GOTTA STOP HER BEFORE SHE KILLS AGAIN.

173. SOME OF THIS DEBBIE BUTTER.

174. MMMMMM...

175. MMMMM-HMMM!

176. MMMM!

177. MMMMM!

178. - SHUT UP AND COME ON.

179. - HOLD ON.

180. GOOD DEBBIE BUTTER.

181. MMM! MMMM.

182. OHH... AHHH...

183. MMMMM...

184. OHHH...

185. MMMMM...

186. - STORMY!

187. - OK, LET'S GO!

188. I FINISH THIS DEBBIE BUTTER.

189. MMMMM-HMM!

190. MMMM!

191. MMMM!

192. MMM! MMM! OHHH...

193. AHHHH...

194. MMMMM...

195. AHHH, OHH...

196. I THINK I'M GONNA GRAB A QUICK SHOWER.

197. STICKY.

198. - HEY, JOY, COME ON OUT.

199. JOY!

200. DRUM CIRCLE!

201. OH, MY GOD, STORMY!

202. WELL, THAT WAS TELEGRAPHED.

203. BUT THIS, NOT SO MUCH.

204. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, JOY.

205. - DOCTOR.

206. COME TO JOIN YOUR FRIENDS?

207. - JOIN THEM YOURSELF,

208. INCIDENT-LOVING HIPPIE BITCH!

209. - LOOKING FOR THESE?

210. HUH. WELL.

211. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I PUT THEM,

212. TO BE THE SHOTGUN SHELLS.

213. NOW PREPARE TO DIE!

214. YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

215. ON "AMERICA'S AMERICAN NEWS,"

216. WHY ARE KITTENS SO DARN CUTE?

217. WE'VE DISSECTED 13 OF THEM

218. THE PURR-FECT ANSWER.

219. PLUS, CANCER.

220. YOU'VE GOT IT.

221. TONIGHT AFTER "SEALAB."

222. - WHO'S GRIEVING NOW, YOU INFANT?

223. - EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING—

224. OH, MY GOD!

225. - WHO ARE YOU?

226. - UMM, I'M SHARKO.

227. THE BASTARD SON OF MARCO.

228. HE, UMM,

229. IN MY MOM.

230. YOU'RE NOT HIM, ARE YOU?

231. - ARE YOU PREPARED TO GRIEVE?

232. - UM, I'M CARTILAGINOUS.

233. - THEN I'LL SEND

234. TO HELL WITH THE REST OF THEM!

235. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

236. LADY, STOP.

237. - WHAT?