Sealab 2021 5x2

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Marco convinces Debbie to give up her "questionable" ways through a pep talk, leading her to find religion and dump Quinn. Meanwhile, Sparks recognizes the pep talk from a 60's show, which leads a drunken Quinn to sic the network on the fugitive TV star Marco.

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1. - HEY, STAN!

2. BALLGAME TONIGHT?

3. - AFRAID NOT, DAN.

4. FROM CORPORATE,

5. FOR THE BIG MEETING.

6. - WELL, I'LL ROLL UP MY SLEEVES,

7. AND WE'LL TACKLE THIS TOGETHER, STAN.

8. THEN WE'LL BOTH ATTEND THAT LOCAL SPORTING EVENT.

9. - HEY, THANKS, DAN!

10. YOU'RE A REAL TEAM PLAYER.

11. - PUT ME IN, COACH!

12. HEY, STAN!

13. - THAT'S FOR BORROWING MY STAPLER,

14. YOU BAG!

15. OF OUR TEAMBUILDING SEMINAR.

16. ANY QUESTIONS?

17. - SO, YOU'RE SAYING DON'T STICK STAPLERS

18. IN TEAMMATES' EYES?

19. - YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT.

20. IF YOU, STORMY WATERS, ARE THE WEAK LINK,

21. A STAPLER IN YOUR EYE.

22. MAKE ONE POINT?

23. IS IT—YOU'RE REALLY KIND OF

24. IN THEIR EYES, RIGHT?

25. WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

26. IT'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE STAPLE,

27. THE-THE-THE METAL THING,

28. AND THE STAPLER, WHICH IS THE GUN.

29. MAYBE I'M BEING TOO LITERAL.

30. UH, BUT I DON'T— I MEAN, I DON'T—

31. THIS IS A CARTOON.

32. TEAMBUILDING VIDEO?

33. - AT LEAST THE AIR DOESN'T TASTE LIKE PEE OUT HERE.

34. - I STILL DON'T SEE WHY

35. WE COULDN'T JUST GO TO GRIZZLEBEE'S OR SOMETHING.

36. ABOUT THAT GRIZZLEBEE'S IN, UM, BRANSON!

37. - OH! VEGAS!

38. WE SHOULD GO TO VEGAS!

39. - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD A GRIZZLEBEE'S!

40. - SHUT IT! THIS AIN'T NO VACATION.

41. NOW, FOR THE MAIN EVENT,

42. I'VE DESIGNED AN ACTIVITY TO PROMOTE GROUP THINKING.

43. WE'LL BE HUNTING THE CHUPACABRA,

44. KNOWN TO MAN.

45. - WHAT? - CHUPACABRAS! - WHAT?

46. - HESH IS GONNA HUNT CHEWBACCA?

47. I'M A BIG FAN!

48. TO KILL A HERO!

49. - GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

50. AND TANK TREADS FOR FEET.

51. WE'LL BE SLAUGHTERED!

52. - AS A TEAM, DEBBIE.

53. WE'LL BE SLAUGHTERED AS A TEAM.

54. - WHAT'S A CHUPACAPRA ANYWAY?

55. - WELL, STORMY,

56. IN A TIME BEFORE TIME.

57. PRE-TIME OR UN-TIME,

58. MEANING NOT TIME.

59. ANYWAY, IMAGINE A PIE

60. BUT I CAN'T EAT IT BECAUSE THE INGREDIENTS DON'T EXIST YET,

61. OWN INGREDIENTS.

62. HERE'S A PIE CHART

63. TO MAKE YOUR OWN TIME PIE.

64. - STORMY...

65. DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS.

66. - HOLD ON, I'M ONTO SOMETHING HERE.

67. - WELL, WE GOT PLENTY OF GUNS AND PLENTY OF LIQUOR.

68. - DAMN IT, MAN!

69. - HOLY JEEZ!

70. - VIRJAY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

71. - OH! - OH, MY GOD!

72. - VIRJAY, I AM SO SORRY.

73. - OH! DAMN!

74. - OOPS! THIS THING

75. - OH, MY GOD! - COVER YOUR EYES!

76. - DAMN!

77. NOW MINE'S DOING IT!

78. CRAP! - THAT'S GOOD, STORMY.

79. ARE COOPERATING,

80. INCREASING THE TEAM DYNAMIC.

81. - OW! - SHOOT HIM AGAIN.

82. - CAPTAIN SHANKS!

83. - BOOYAH! - OH, DAMN!

84. - SMOKE THAT BITCH! - ENOUGH!

85. FROM DEEP DIVER.

86. IT'S GOT MY NAME ON IT.

87. - NO, WE CAN'T LEAVE THE CAMPFIRE.

88. IF WE DO, THE CHUPACABRAS WILL SUCK OUT OUR BONES.

89. - OH, MY KRASHNU BLESS YOUR FAT TUMMY.

90. - YEP, AND THEY'LL SUCK THAT OUT, TOO.

91. TOLD YOU.

92. - OH, CHEWBACCA ATE DOLPHIN BOY!

93. BAD WOOKIE!

94. - PEOPLE, CALM DOWN!

95. - GET TO THE CHOPPER!

96. - THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.

97. - OOH!

98. - WELL, ANYBODY THAT HAD DOLPHIN BOY'S WALLET...

99. EATEN BY THE CHUPACABRAS...

100. AND A HELLO DUCKY BUNNY CONDOM?

101. - HE WAS HESH'S BEST FRIEND!

102. - CHUPACABRAS!

103. IF HESH EVER TALKED TO HIM.

104. - OH!

105. - WE GOT THE GUNS AND LIQUOR.

106. - NO!

107. THESE BASTARDS NOW!

108. - AAGH!

109. - SON, I LIKE YOUR TEAM SPIRIT,

110. BUT WE BEST HUNT BY DAYLIGHT.

111. NOW, Y'ALL WANT TO WATCH "BLOODY, BLOOD, BLOOD"

112. OR "SCREAMY SCAREFACE"?

113. - LET'S SEE HOW BASTARDS LIKE THIS.

114. YEAH!

115. - STORMY!

116. BULLETS IN THE FIRE?

117. - IT'LL BE LIKE A RING OF STEEL!

118. YEAH!

119. - A RING OF WHAT?

120. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

121. - YEAH!

122. - IF WE LEAVE THE FIRE, WE'RE DEAD.

123. - BUT IF WE STAY HERE, WE'RE DE—

124. DAMN IT.

125. - RIGHT.

126. RUN AWAY!

127. - RING OF STEEL!

128. RING OF STEEL AT 6:00!

129. - OH!

130. - OH! DAMN! CHUPACABRA!

131. RUN BACK THE OTHER WAY!

132. - CHUPACABRA! PROTECT YOUR FACE!

133. - OH, NO, WAIT!

134. FORGOT ABOUT THE BULLETS!

135. - RUN AWAY! - DUCK!

136. HIT THE CHUPACABRAS.

137. OH, DAMN, CHUPACABRAS! COME BACK!

138. HEY, WAIT, WAIT!

139. - QUINN, CARRY ME. YOU'RE FAST.

140. - IF WE KEEP GOING THAT WAY,

141. WE'RE GOING TO GET SHOT.

142. AND IF WE GO BACK THAT WAY,

143. THE CHUPACABRAS WILL GET US.

144. - HESH GETS IT.

145. - OK.

146. IF WE STAY RIGHT HERE, WE'LL BE FINE.

147. - QUINN, I CAN'T TAKE IT.

148. YOU GOTTA GET US OUT OF HERE!

149. - NO, THIS IS TOO MUCH

150. COAST GUARD.

151. THE LEGENDARY SOCIETY OF MEN!

152. - FROM THE 4 CORNERS OF THE GLOBE...

153. DER KAPITAN,

154. MONSTER HESH,

155. QUETZALCOATL,

156. FRENCHMAN,

157. THE LEGENDARY SOCIETY OF MEN!

158. - ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!

159. DAS NOTZINGER.

160. IS YOU SAYING?

161. - NOTZINGER!

162. - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUS.

163. - VAS?

164. - [IMITATING SPEAKING FRENCH]

165. - ICH SPRECHE DEUTSCH.

166. - OH, SACREBLEU!

167. EH, VOICI. AH! RAGALLARDIR. ZUT ALORS!

168. LESS THAN HIM!

169. AT A CARROT PARTY.

170. - DAS IST EINE KLEINE KEIT.

171. - JA TU, QUETZALCOATL!

172. NUW ETOCH!

173. - ARE THEM WORDS?

174. - DAS NOTZINGER!

175. - QUETZALCOATL!

176. - HUH? - QUETZALCOATL!

177. - VAS? - QUETZALCOATL!

178. - WAIT A MINUTE.

179. - GALUNGA, GALUNGA!

180. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOU FERAL SAVAGE? WHAT IS IT?

181. - WHERE IS THIS FRECH SAVAGE?

182. - QUETZALCOATL!

183. - GALUNGA! GALUNGA!

184. - SIEG HEIL, FRECH SAVAGE!

185. - FRECH SAVAGE.

186. SIEG HEIL!

187. FRECH SAVAGE!

188. - GALUNGA, HESH GALUNGA!

189. YOU'RE MEIN LIEBCHEN.

190. AGH!

191. SOCIETY OF MEN.

192. - JUST LIKE THERE'S NO CHUPACABRAS, I GUESS.

193. - QUINN, YOU'RE INHIBITING TEAM TRUST.

194. - SHUT UP!

195. WE'LL JUST WAIT HERE UNTIL THE FIRE GOES OUT,

196. THEN WE'LL RUN BACK TO DEEP DIVER.

197. - WELL, WE DO SEEM TO BE SAFE HERE.

198. OH! - VIRJAY!

199. - I WAS ONCE A MAN!

200. - OH, YEAH—

201. IS ALSO HOME TO THE WORLD'S

202. OF TREE COBRAS.

203. - HAPPY FUNTIME?

204. WHO THE HELL NAMED THIS ISLAND?

205. - RAMBO.

206. AND STEP ON POP-TOPS.

207. - OH, MY GOD, LOOK!

208. - SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

209. AAGH!

210. - OH, FLING VIRJAY'S CORPSE OUT THERE!

211. - THAT AIN'T CHRISTIAN.

212. - WELL, NEITHER WAS VIRJAY.

213. - OK, OK, NOW—

214. WE NEED TO START A FIRE.

215. - MY NAME WAS LARRY.

216. - OHH!

217. AND THE COBRAS AWAY.

218. - IF WE LIGHT OURSELVES ON FIRE,

219. WE COULD GO ANYWHERE!

220. - STORMY, WAIT!

221. - AAGH!

222. IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

223. OH, MY GOD—OW!

224. BURNING! BURNING!

225. BULLETS IN HIS POCKETS?

226. - I DON'T THINK SO.

227. - AAGH!

228. - RIGHT.

229. RUN AWAY!

230. - TO WHERE?

231. - SSS! I'M JUST KIDDING.

232. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SNAKE.

233. - UH, NICE TALKING TO YOU, LARRY.

234. BEAM US OUT OF HERE.

235. - WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

236. - TRANSPORTER WATCH.

237. TO LARRY THE SNAKE MAN?

238. AT ANY TIME?

239. WHAT THE HELL?

240. - WELL, NOW, DEBBIE, TEAMBUILDING IS TRICKY.

241. HERE'S A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.

242. SELLING PENSIONS.

243. - WATER! WATER!

244. BURNING! BURNING!

245. AHH...

246. OW! OW!

247. THEY'RE PINCHING ME! THEY'RE PINCHING!

248. STOP! OOH! OH!

249. OH, MY GOD—HELP!

250. - MAN! THIS IS ONE TOUGH ISLAND.

251. —www.ncicap.org—

252. - GET TO THE CHOPPER!

253. GET TO THE CHOPPER!

254. GET TO THE CHOPPER!

255. OF CALIFORNIA!

256. - HEY, PAT,

257. SPORTING EVENT TONIGHT?

258. - WELL, MATT, I WAS GOING TO GO,

259. BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHO TO ROOT FOR.

260. - PAT, I HAVE BARK CANCER.

261. - OH, MY GOD!

262. - AND...

263. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.

264. - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

265. YOU LOVE DEAD BABIES.

266. - JUST TAKE IT, PAT.

267. I'M FULL...

268. OF DEAD BABIES.

269. - HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT TO LIVE?

270. - WELL...

271. IT WILL PROBABLY BE...

272. ABOUT 100 YEARS BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE BARK CANCER!

273. - OH, YOU TOTALLY GOT ME! AAH!

274. - KAZING!

275. - TAKE THIS! - OH!