Sealab 2021 4x9

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Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.

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1. ROUND, FRANNIE.

2. AND PUT OUT SOME OLD HOME,

3. 'CAUSE I'M FIXING TO GET TORE OUT OF MY FRAME.

4. - A LITTLE EARLY FOR THAT, ISN'T IT, COACH?

5. BROTHERS JUST DIED.

6. - OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. - DUDE, THAT SUCKS!

7. - DAMN RIGHT IT SUCKS.

8. SO, HERE'S TO ACHILLES...

9. HERCULES...

10. ODYSSEUS...

11. PERSEUS...

12. AND THE TWINS CASTER...

13. AND POLLUX.

14. - WAIT.

15. HOW'D YOU END UP NAMED TORNADO?

16. - 'CAUSE MY REAL NAME'S BELLEROPHON.

17. - SO...

18. HOW'D THEY DIE?

19. - IT WAS THE THIRD OF JUNE,

20. A SLEEPY, DUSTY, DELTA DAY

21. UP ON THE TALLAHATCHIE BRIDGE.

22. PERSI DIED FIRST.

23. BUNGEE CORDS AND DUCT TAPE.

24. - HEY, Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!

25. AAAH!

26. - OH, NO!

27. THE CORD TOTALLY BROKE, RIGHT?

28. - PROBABLY WOULD HAVE,

29. BUT HE DIDN'T MEASURE THE BRIDGE,

30. SO THERE WAS STILL 50 FEET OF BUNGEE ON IT WHEN HE HIT.

31. - DUDE!

32. - AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,

33. HE JUMPED HOLDING HERC'S FAVORITE CHICKEN.

34. - MY CHICKEN!

35. - NO WAY! HERCULES JUMPED, TOO?

36. - SHATTERED HIS SPINE.

37. BUT WITH HIS DYING BREATH,

38. HE HOLLERED UP TO US...

39. - OH, THIS AIN'T EVEN MY CHICKEN!

40. - WELL, WHOSE IS IT?

41. SIT DOWN, ODDIE.

42. - OH, MY CHICKEN!

43. AAGH!

44. SOMETHING FIERCE,

45. BUT HE LANDED ON HERC.

46. KILLED 'EM BOTH DEADER THAN 4:00 IN THE MORNING.

47. - WAS THE CHICKEN OK?

48. - FUNNY ENOUGH,

49. LIKE A DAG-GUMMED MIRACLE.

50. SO, WE ATE HIM.

51. - CIRCLE OF LIFE, MAN.

52. - NEEDLESS TO SAY,

53. ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

54. - YOU SAY THAT'S HERC'S CHICKEN?

55. - NO, IT'S ODDIE'S.

56. - HE'S PLUMP.

57. - HEY, HERE'S TO YOUR BEAN-SNAPPING MOTHER.

58. - AND YOUR DEAD-ASS BROTHERS.

59. - THAT NIGHT,

60. GOT TO DRINKING.

61. THEN THEY SWORE REVENGE.

62. - REVENGE? ON WHO?

63. - ON THAT DAMN BRIDGE.

64. THEY PUT A 50 GALLON DRUM OF GAS

65. ON EACH END OF THE BRIDGE.

66. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

67. GAS... ON A WOODEN BRIDGE?

68. - YEAH, YEAH, THAT—SHUT UP.

69. - WAIT, WHOA, WHOA!

70. THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE?

71. - DAMN IT, CAN I TELL THIS, PLEASE?

72. AND SCREAMED...

73. - THAT'S RIGHT! HERE'S FOR OUR BROTHERS,

74. YOU SON OF A BITCHIN' BRIDGE!

75. - SON OF A BITCHIN' BRIDGE MADE OF WOOD.

76. WOODEN SON OF A BITCH!

77. HEY, POLLUX?

78. - YEAH, CASTOR?

79. - I AM DRUNK AS SH...

80. - DUDE, I HATE THAT FRICKIN' BRIDGE!

81. - HA! I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

82. YOU HAD 6 BROTHERS.

83. THAT'S ONLY 5.

84. - YEAH.

85. OLD ACHILLES DIED YESTERDAY.

86. - HOW?

87. - HEART ATTACK TAKING A DUMP.

88. - CIRCLE OF LIFE, MAN.

89. - ASHES TO ASHES,

90. POOP TO POOP.

91. - AND SO NOW IT'S UP TO ME

92. THE BLOODLINE.

93. - AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO HAVE KIDS?

94. - YEAH, HA HA. YES, I AM—

95. OF A FUNNY PLOT TWIST!

96. GET OVER HERE, FREAK-JOB!

97. HELP HESH'S RAP CAREER?

98. - NOW YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE

99. IN MAN CLOTHES.

100. - WHY ARE THESE LILIES HERE?

101. THESE GO UP BY THE ALTAR, GIRL—

102. GOT A BIG-ASS LEATHER BOOK ON IT.

103. THANK YOU!

104. RUN SOME OF THAT WEIGHT OFF,

105. MARRY YOUR SORRY ASS.

106. - WE ABOUT READY TO DO THIS?

107. - ALMOST, BUT I STILL DON'T GET IT.

108. - WELL, IT'S SIMPLE AS PIE.

109. HESH MARRIES DEBBIE.

110. THEY COPULATE.

111. FIRST-BORN SON, AND BOOM—

112. CONTINUES UNBROKEN.

113. - BUT IF THEY HAVE A CHILD,

114. IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA SHARE YOUR BLOODLINE.

115. - WELL, ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY.

116. - WHAT?

117. - IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BIBLE.

118. - OH, COME ON ALREADY.

119. THE PARTY CAN'T START UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING.

120. - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

121. - HEY, HEY! LET ME HIT THAT, HOLMES.

122. OW!

123. - DON'T CALL ME HOLMES, MA-MUCKER!

124. - DUDE, COME ON OUT AND GET A SHOT OF DUTCH COURAGE.

125. - I RESENT THAT PHRASE!

126. - GET OUT OF HERE, YOST.

127. - YEAH, GO ROLL OVER FOR THE NAZIS.

128. - FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

129. IN WORLD WAR II.

130. - OH, YEAH?

131. WHY DON'T YOU GO TELL THAT TO ANNE FRANK?

132. - HMM!

133. YOST.

134. AW, CRAP!

135. - WHAT? - WHAT? - WHAT?

136. FINGER IN A DIKE.

137. - SHUT UP.

138. - PLUS, THAT'S THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE WORLD.

139. - COME ON OUT, HESH.

140. - HESH IS SICK.

141. NIGHT AT THE BACHELOR PARTY.

142. - YOU ONLY HAD ONE DRINK.

143. - OTHER WAGON.

144. - HEY, HEY! THANKS, HESHINA.

145. SEE YOU TUESDAY.

146. TRANSVESTITE HOOKER LIKE HESH?

147. - ATTAGIRL.

148. GET A BIG OLD HANDFUL.

149. IS REALLY TRAIL MIX?

150. - YEAH, BUT WITH VICODIN, BABY ASPIRIN,

151. AND HORSE TRANQUILIZERS.

152. - WELL, IT'S FREAKIN' DELICILOUS!

153. - REALLY? - YEAH!

154. DIG IN THERE, FAT STUFF.

155. - WELL, MAYBE A COUPLE...

156. JUST TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF.

157. BUT...

158. ISN'T IT KIND OF WEIRD

159. TO MARRY HIM FOR HIM?

160. - HA HA HA, YES, IT IS!

161. BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE PLOT TWIST SO UH...

162. SO TWISTY-LIKE!

163. YOU'RE CUTE.

164. - UH, FRIENDS OF THE BRIDE?

165. - HA. HOW'D YOU KNOW?

166. - OH.

167. LUCKY GUESS.

168. - WHOA!

169. BLACK MAN CHASING HESH!

170. WHOA!

171. - GET OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN!

172. - LEAVE HIM ALONE!

173. IF I HAVE TO TAKE MY SHOE OFF,

174. I PROMISE YOU, YOU GONNA REMEMBER IT!

175. - WHAT? - AND WHEN THE PREACHER SAYS,

176. "OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE,"

177. YOU BETTER DAMN HOLD IT,

178. OR I'LL HOLD IT FOR YOU.

179. - SHE'S GONNA HOLD YOUR PIECE.

180. - YOU TWO SHUT UP!

181. FRICK AND FRACK, THE DUMMY TWINS.

182. THAT'S ALL YOU ALL ARE.

183. HMM!

184. - HA. SHE AIN'T THE BOSS OF MY ASS.

185. OW!

186. - WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

187. THIS IS A HOUSE OF GOD!

188. DAMN IT!

189. - HA! BUSTED!

190. OW!

191. - HA HA HA!

192. OW!

193. DO YOU HAVE, WOMAN?

194. - THAT WAS MINE, YOU CRIPPLED BASTARD!

195. LOOK ALL PURPLE AND GOOGLEY.

196. - I'M HOT.

197. - DON'T WORRY,

198. YOST IS ON THE SCENE!

199. - LOOK AT YOUR HEAD!

200. HAPPENED HERE?

201. - I PUT THE FIRE OUT.

202. - OH, GO STICK YOUR FINGER IN A DIKE.

203. - HMM!

204. - AND, YOU...

205. TOGETHER, GIRL.

206. - I'M JUST SO HAPPY!

207. OH, GOD, I'M ITCHY!

208. WOULD MAKE PANTS OUT OF WOOL?

209. - DUDE, I'M ITCHING LIKE A BASTARD.

210. - YOU CRAPPY-ASS,

211. OVER WITH!

212. - AHEM.

213. REFRAIN FROM SWEARING.

214. - OH, IT BURNS!

215. - HOLY...

216. - WELL, I'M WAITING FOR A THANK YOU.

217. - HA HA HA!

218. OH, WE'RE TERRIFIC.

219. - SORRY, PARDON ME.

220. OH, OOPS. SORRY.

221. - WEE! - EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME.

222. GOT IT. SORRY. - WEE! HA HA HA!

223. - SORRY. SORRY. - WEE!

224. - OH, SORRY.

225. ANGEL FROM HEAVEN.

226. - LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!

227. - OK.

228. - DEARLY BELOVED,

229. OF HOLY MATRIMONY.

230. - HESH WANTS MARRIED SEX!

231. - HEY, YOU!

232. TO READ HIS OWN VOWS.

233. - YO, YO, YO!

234. LET ME SEE THEM HANDS, PEOPLE!

235. ♪ HUP, HUP, HUP

236. UH-OH. EQUIPMENT FAILURE.

237. HESH BEATBOX FILL.

238. - I'M GOING TO ENJOY

239. WATCHING YOU DIE, MR. HESH.

240. - NO!

241. - OH, THESE PILLS—

242. AWESOME. - YOU!

243. YOU ARE THE ONE!

244. - YES.

245. AS HESH IS THE ONE.

246. AS HESH CHOOSES TO BE THE ONE.

247. BECAUSE HESH CHOOSES TO.

248. - YOU KNOW,

249. "THE MATRIX" SUCKS.

250. - SORRY.

251. - I LOVE YOU, ALL-POWERFUL HESH!

252. - AS YOU SHOULD,

253. THE ADULT SWIM LINEUP PROCLAIM.

254. - "AND SO THERE IS MY SEALAB SCRIPT...

255. "USING THE GREATEST

256. "HESH!

257. THE GREATEST M.C. ON EARTH."

258. ONE MIKE TO RULE THEM ALL!"

259. OH!

260. - TIMMY! BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD!

261. OH, ARE WE NOT KNOCKING NOW, MOTHER?

262. - OH! DINNER'S READY.

263. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WASH YOUR HANDS.

264. - "FAREWELL, HESH.

265. MY SALISBURY STEAK AWAITS."