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1. - NOW, YOU SURE YOU'RE COOL WITH THIS?

2. - YEAH. IT'LL BE FUN.

3. - WELL, NOW, HONEY, DON'T BE AFRAID

4. TO TAKE A BELT TO THEM.

5. AIN'T BAD, EITHER.

6. - GO ON, WOMAN. I'LL BE FINE.

7. - OH, AND TOP DESK DRAWER,

8. UNDERNEATH THE SCOTCH,

9. PEPPER SPRAY.

10. - HEY, HEY. WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD, DOC?

11. - I'M TEACHING DEBBIE'S CLASS TODAY.

12. - TEACHING. THE PERPETUAL END AND OFFICE OF ALL THINGS.

13. YEAH, COUNT ME IN.

14. - EXSQUEEZE ME?

15. - DREAM OF MINE, EVER SINCE "DEAD POETS."

16. - UH— - CARPE DIEM.

17. CARPE DIEM...

18. - IF I SAY NO,

19. AND DO THAT ALL DAY?

20. - I AIN'T GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

21. OH, WELL, ACTUALLY—

22. UH, NO. I GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

23. - GOOD MORNING, CLASS.

24. STUDENTS?

25. CLASS?

26. CHILDREN?

27. - SHUT YOUR SUCKERS,

28. YOU LITTLE SNOT-NOSED S.

29. DOCTOR?

30. - THANK YOU. NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME

31. WHO DID THAT?

32. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

33. - GETTING MY G.E.D., MY MAN.

34. - ADMIRABLE ENDEAVOR, SON.

35. - STORMY, THIS IS FOURTH GRADE.

36. - FOURTH AND FIFTH MIXED.

37. GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL?

38. - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW

39. IS, LIKE, RACIALLY BIASED?

40. - YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE WHITE?

41. - THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T DESERVE A FREAKIN' EDUCATION, OK?

42. EVER HEARD OF "BROWN vs. BOARD OF EDUCATION"?

43. - YES, I'VE HEARD OF— - "PLESSY vs. FERGUSON"?

44. - YES. - "MARBURY vs. MADISON"?

45. - YES! SHUT UP!

46. TROUBLE WITH?

47. - THAT STUPID ALPHABET.

48. - STUPID!

49. - OH, I'VE GOT A CEREAL FOR THAT.

50. RIGHT IN THE BOWL.

51. - TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO

52. MS. LOVE'S LESSON PLAN.

53. IS THAT THE LESSON PLAN?

54. - WELL, IT WAS.

55. NOW IT'S AMMO.

56. - BRING IT ON, OLD MAN. AAH!

57. - HUSH.

58. NOW, I KNOW MS. LOVE DOESN'T PUT UP WITH

59. THIS NONSENSE, DOES SHE?

60. - ANSWER THE MAN, FATASS.

61. - CAPTAIN SHANKS! - NO, SIR.

62. - THAT'S RIGHT, FATASS,

63. OUTTA YOUR EARS NEXT TIME.

64. - IT'S TRUE. I DO HAVE HAM IN MY EARS.

65. - CAPTAIN, THAT IS NOT

66. I'M OUTTA HERE. I'M GONNA GO EAT MY EAR HAM.

67. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

68. - NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

69. - WHAT? PROBABLY THE FIRST EXERCISE HE'S HAD

70. SINCE THE CAKEWALK.

71. RIGHT? WHO'S WITH ME HERE?

72. FROM CHRISTMAS.

73. - FATASS. - THAT'S INEXCUSABLE.

74. I'M GOING TO GO FIND... WHAT'S THE BOY'S NAME?

75. - WE JUST CALL HIM FATTY, OR BLOBBO.

76. - WHAT'S HIS REAL NAME?

77. YES, YOU.

78. - FATASS McBLOBBICUS.

79. - THAT'S DETENTION FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY.

80. - UH, DOC? - WHAT?

81. - HMM. I'M GOING TO GO FIND MR. McBLOBBICUS.

82. IN THE MEANTIME, PICK UP FROM YESTERDAY'S LESSON.

83. - OH, LET ME BE IN CHARGE! OW!

84. - HOO-AH! RIGHT IN YOUR A-B-C HOLE.

85. YESTERDAY'S LESSON!

86. - MMM-MMM-MMM!

87. SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

88. SHOOT, NOTHING LIKE AN ASS' MILK

89. FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!

90. AHH. I SURE HOPE THOSE LITTLE BRATS ARE BEHAVING.

91. - HELL, NO. WE AIN'T GONNA PARLAY.

92. - DUDE, YOU HAVE TO PARLAY.

93. THE WALLS OF YOUR CASTLE.

94. - YOU COULDN'T BLOW YOUR NOSE.

95. ARE YOU DOING?

96. - HEY, GOOD. COME HERE AND BE MY COWBOY.

97. - OH! DON'T! HE HAS TO PARLAY!

98. - I WAS ONLY GONE FOR 2 MINUTES!

99. - HEY, WHOA. CALM DOWN, NOW.

100. FROM YESTERDAY.

101. BEEN STUDYING?

102. - OUR TIMES TABLES.

103. - WE'RE UP TO THE SEVENS.

104. - WE'RE NOT DOING "LE MORTE D'ARTHUR"?

105. - NO. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT.

106. - WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING. AHEM.

107. - KEEP HER IN THE ROAD, GAWAIN.

108. - PUT THESE DESKS BACK. - ALL RIGHT.

109. - PUT THEM ALL BACK. - ALL RIGHT, BUT I WIN THEN.

110. - YOU DIDN'T EVEN PARLAY.

111. OVER YOUR BATTLEMENTS.

112. - THEN WE'D HAVE SEEN WHO BEGGED FOR QUARTER.

113. - DESKS. BACK.

114. - SOMEONE PICK UP THAT MAN'S ARM AND PUT THE DESKS BACK.

115. PRODUCTION COUNCIL'S OFFICE AND STANDARDS AND PRACTICES,

116. IN A DRUG-FREE WAY.

117. MMM, DAMN. THAT'S EXCELLENT.

118. - EXCELLENT, NINA.

119. ANALYST SOMEDAY.

120. NOW, WHO CAN DO 7 TIMES 9 FOR ME? HMM?

121. 7— - OH, I DON'T KNOW,

122. BUT PICK ME.

123. OW!

124. - HOO-AH!

125. - CAPTAIN, IF YOU CAN'T BEHAVE—

126. - HEY, SHUT UP. COME HERE A SECOND.

127. BACK HERE.

128. - WHATEVER IT IS, IT CAN WAIT.

129. - NO, I DON'T THINK IT CAN, THOUGH.

130. I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. JUST FED IT AND BOOM.

131. DARN THING KEELED OVER.

132. - WHAT, THIS FOOD RIGHT HERE?

133. - NO, SOME GUM.

134. - GUM? SELTZER TABLETS.

135. - SELTZER? YOU KILLED IT.

136. - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ROSCOE?

137. HEY, DOODLE!

138. UH, NOTHING. NOTHING.

139. ROSCOE'S JUST TAKING A LITTLE NAP.

140. - HA HA. DIRT NAP.

141. - REGULAR NAP!

142. ALL TAKE A NAP, OK?

143. NAPTIME.

144. - HE'S NOT MOVING.

145. - DOODLE, GO LAY THE HELL DOWN!

146. I'M GOING TO GET A NEW SCARLET IBIS.

147. - HA HA. GOOD LUCK.

148. WELL, THEY'RE AWFUL RARE.

149. AIN'T YOU, BUDDY?

150. - UH, PRETTY RARE, YEAH. HOW MANY YOU NEED?

151. - OH, UH, JUST ONE.

152. - ONE? NO SWEAT.

153. - OH, THANK GOD. CAN YOU OVERNIGHT THAT?

154. - OVERNIGHT?

155. WE WOULDN'T STAY IN BUSINESS VERY LONG LIKE THAT.

156. JUST A SECOND. THERE YOU GO.

157. - AAH!

158. - NEED ANYTHING ELSE? - AH, NO.

159. GEECHIE BIRD?

160. - NO, I'M GOOD.

161. - GARY. - NOPE. MAYBE NEXT TIME, KENNY.

162. - NO!

163. - PSST. STORMY. HEY, BUDDY.

164. - SHH. WE DON'T TALK AT NAPTIME.

165. SMELL LIKE PEE-PEE?

166. - AMONG OTHER THINGS.

167. - OK. NAPTIME'S OVER.

168. - HEY, KIDS, LOOK! ROSCOE'S ALIVE AGAIN!

169. - YAY!

170. - YEAH, HE'S FINE.

171. DID YOU TELL THEM HE WAS DEAD?

172. - WELL, THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN

173. SELTZER TABLETS.

174. RIGHT, KIDS? - YAY!

175. - AND WHY DON'T WE DO THAT?

176. TUMMIES EXPLODE. POP.

177. - AWW, IT SURE DOES, DOODLE. IT SURE DOES.

178. COME BACK TO LIFE.

179. - NO, THEY DON'T.

180. KIDS, WHO THINKS

181. COME BACK TO LIFE?

182. - YAY!

183. - THAT'S RIGHT. NOBODY EVER DIES.

184. AND DADDIES?

185. - NOPE. NOT GONNA DIE.

186. - YAY! - CAPTAIN, STOP IT!

187. - WHAT ABOUT MY GRANDPA?

188. HE'S OLD.

189. - NOT AS OLD HE'S GONNA BE

190. ANOTHER 10,000 YEARS.

191. - CAPTAIN! - EVEN IF HE COUGHS A LOT?

192. - EVERY TIME YOU COUGH,

193. THAT'S JUST GOD BREATHING LIFE INTO YOU.

194. - YAY!

195. - STOP THAT! STOP COUGHING!

196. - THAT'S RIGHT.

197. ETERNAL LIFE. OOF!

198. - OOH! WORK IT, BABY!

199. OOH! THANK YOU, SIR!

200. OOH, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

201. - YES, THAT'S ANOTHER ONE,

202. BUT THEY'RE MAKING HUGE ADVANCES EVERY DAY, SO—

203. - WHAT ABOUT HEART DISEASE?

204. - LOOK, FATASS,

205. THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS THAT CAN KILL YOU, BUT—

206. - WELL, HOW ABOUT A BIRD BEAK TO THE BRAINPAN?

207. - WHO COULD ANSWER THAT FOR ME?

208. - IT WAS FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

209. - CRAWL OUTTA HIS BUTT, DOODLE.

210. - LOOK, YOU KIDS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

211. BAD STUFF LIKE CANCER.

212. - WHAT ABOUT PROGERIA?

213. - NATURE'S CRUELEST JOKE.

214. - NO! YOU'RE ALL YOUNG AND HEALTHY.

215. YOU'VE GOT MANY HAPPY YEARS TO LIVE.

216. - WHAT ABOUT MY GRANDPA?

217. - DOODLE, FROM THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED HIS COUGH,

218. WITH GRANDPA.

219. - BUT HE'S STILL GONNA LIVE 10,000 YEARS, RIGHT?

220. - YEAH. CHERISH EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

221. - HE LIKES TRAINS.

222. - SUPER.

223. - SUPER! I MEAN,

224. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S

225. SLABS OF MAN,

226. BUT BABY, HA HA, I'M ON A DAMN CLOUD!

227. HA HA HA! - MORE SIZZLING FAJITAS?

228. - YOU KNOW IT, BABY.

229. OOH, AND ANOTHER

230. WOULDN'T KILL ME, EITHER.

231. - YES, THAT WOULD KILL YOU,

232. - OH! OH! PICK ME! I KNOW THIS!

233. - OH, SHUT UP. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

234. SOCRATIC METHOD.

235. - KIDS, LISTEN UP.

236. WE'RE DONE TALKING ABOUT

237. ALL THIS DISEASE AND DYING.

238. - WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN?

239. - I DON'T THINK I'M HEAVEN IN CLASS.

240. - WHY NOT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HEAVEN?

241. - WHAT? NO. NOTHING. HEAVEN'S GREAT.

242. - FLYING AROUND. JAMMING WITH ZEVON.

243. - SEE, SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT BELIEFS.

244. - WILL MY GRANDPA GO TO HEAVEN?

245. HIS SINNING WAYS.

246. - DOODLE, MY MAN, I CAN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT THIS IN CLASS.

247. - THEN HE'S NOT GOING TO HEAVEN?

248. - NO, I'M SURE HE—

249. LOOK, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT ALL OF THIS,

250. AS A SCIENTIST?

251. - OH, YEAH. LET'S HEAR IT, SCOPES.

252. - AND DON'T STOP UNTIL I SCREAM.

253. HA—OW! - OH, GEEZ.

254. UH, SORRY.

255. - NO, HONEY. KEEP GOING.

256. THAT WAS A GOOD SCREAM.

257. A BAD SCREAM IS MORE LIKE...

258. - AAH!

259. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

260. SEE, THE MAGGOTS ARE JUST PART OF THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, SEE.

261. IN MR. CORPSE,

262. - DUDE, SHUT UP.

263. THAT NASTY MESS.

264. - WELL, HEY, I'M SORRY,

265. TO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU DIE.

266. - YOU'RE SCARING THESE YOUNG 'UNS.

267. KIDS, WHO LIKES MY "LIVE FOREVER" IDEA?

268. - YAY!

269. DR. FRANKENQUINN'S

270. NASTY OLD MAGGOT THEORY?

271. - BOOO!

272. - LIVE FOREVER IT IS, THEN.

273. - YAY!

274. - OK, BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS.

275. LIFE IS NASTY, BRUTISH, AND SHORT,

276. AND IT DOESN'T COME WITH A HAPPY ENDING.

277. - EXCUSE ME?

278. - WELL, WHAT PART OF "HAPPY ENDING"

279. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, HMM?

280. - NOW, WHO'S UP FOR SOME DODGE BALL?

281. - YAY!

282. - OK, FIRE IT UP, STORMY.

283. - AAH!

284. - WHOA!

285. - AAH! - OW!

286. - AAH! - AAH!

287. - GET IN THERE, FATASS. MIX IT UP.

288. - UNTIE ME!

289. MY EYE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYE?

290. THESE ARE BRAND-NEW EYES!

291. - YEE-HAH! HOW'S THAT FOR A HAPPY ENDING?

292. - WHOO! NOT BAD, BOYS. HA HA.

293. NOT BAD AT ALL.