Sealab 2021 4x7

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A team-building exercise goes horribly wrong when the Sealab crew are attacked by Chupacabras.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. - HEY, STAN!

3. GOING TO THAT LOCAL TEAM BALLGAME TONIGHT?

4. - AFRAID NOT, DAN.

5. THE NUMBERS CAME BACK FROM CORPORATE,

6. AND I HAVE TO GET ALL THESE REPORTS STAPLED TOGETHER

7. FOR THE BIG MEETING.

8. - WELL, I'LL ROLL UP MY SLEEVES,

9. AND WE'LL TACKLE THIS TOGETHER, STAN.

10. THEN WE'LL BOTH ATTEND THAT LOCAL SPORTING EVENT.

11. - HEY, THANKS, DAN!

12. YOU'RE A REAL TEAM PLAYER.

13. - PUT ME IN, COACH!

14. HEY, STAN!

15. - THAT'S FOR BORROWING MY STAPLER,

16. YOU BAG!

17. - THAT CONCLUDES THE VIDEO PORTION

18. OF OUR TEAMBUILDING SEMINAR.

19. ANY QUESTIONS?

20. - SO, YOU'RE SAYING DON'T STICK STAPLERS

21. IN TEAMMATES' EYES?

22. - YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT.

23. IF YOU, STORMY WATERS, ARE THE WEAK LINK,

24. YOU WILL END UP WITH A STAPLER IN YOUR EYE.

25. - CAN I—CAN I JUST MAKE ONE POINT?

26. IS IT—YOU'RE REALLY KIND OF

27. STICKING A STAPLE IN THEIR EYES, RIGHT?

28. WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

29. IT'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE STAPLE,

30. WHICH IS THE-THE-THE METAL THING,

31. AND THE STAPLER, WHICH IS THE GUN.

32. MAYBE I'M BEING TOO LITERAL.

33. UH, BUT I DON'T— I MEAN, I DON'T—

34. THIS IS A CARTOON.

35. - WE LEFT SEALAB FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

36. TO WATCH SOME CRAPPY TEAMBUILDING VIDEO?

37. - AT LEAST THE AIR DOESN'T TASTE LIKE PEE OUT HERE.

38. - I STILL DON'T SEE WHY

39. WE COULDN'T JUST GO TO GRIZZLEBEE'S OR SOMETHING.

40. - HESH HAS HEARD GOOD THINGS

41. ABOUT THAT GRIZZLEBEE'S IN, UM, BRANSON!

42. - OH! VEGAS!

43. WE SHOULD GO TO VEGAS!

44. - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD A GRIZZLEBEE'S!

45. - SHUT IT! THIS AIN'T NO VACATION.

46. NOW, FOR THE MAIN EVENT,

47. I'VE DESIGNED AN ACTIVITY TO PROMOTE GROUP THINKING.

48. WE'LL BE HUNTING THE CHUPACABRA,

49. THE MOST DEADLY BEAST KNOWN TO MAN.

50. - WHAT? - CHUPACABRAS! - WHAT?

51. - HESH IS GONNA HUNT CHEWBACCA?

52. I'M A BIG FAN!

53. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT— TO KILL A HERO!

54. - GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

55. THOSE THINGS HAVE RETRACTABLE FANGS

56. AND TANK TREADS FOR FEET.

57. WE'LL BE SLAUGHTERED!

58. - AS A TEAM, DEBBIE.

59. WE'LL BE SLAUGHTERED AS A TEAM.

60. - WHAT'S A CHUPACAPRA ANYWAY?

61. - WELL, STORMY,

62. LEGEND HAS IT THAT THE CHUPACABRAS

63. WERE CREATED BY THE OLD ONES

64. TO GUARD THEIR TEMPLE FROM THE EVIL CTHULHU

65. IN A TIME BEFORE TIME.

66. WE LIKE TO CALL IT PRE-TIME OR UN-TIME,

67. MEANING NOT TIME.

68. ANYWAY, IMAGINE A PIE THAT MY FUTURE SELF BAKES

69. AND THEN SENDS BACK IN TIME TO MY PRE-PAST SELF—

70. BUT I CAN'T EAT IT BECAUSE THE INGREDIENTS DON'T EXIST YET,

71. SO I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN INGREDIENTS.

72. HERE'S A PIE CHART WITH WHAT YOU WOULD NEED

73. TO MAKE YOUR OWN TIME PIE.

74. - STORMY...

75. DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS.

76. - HOLD ON, I'M ONTO SOMETHING HERE.

77. - WELL, WE GOT PLENTY OF GUNS AND PLENTY OF LIQUOR.

78. AND WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO—

79. - DAMN IT, MAN!

80. - HOLY JEEZ!

81. - VIRJAY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

82. - GUESS THE THING JUST—

83. - OH! - OH, MY GOD!

84. - VIRJAY, I AM SO SORRY.

85. - OH! DAMN!

86. - OOPS! THIS THING HAS A MIND OF ITS—

87. - OH, MY GOD! - COVER YOUR EYES!

88. - DAMN!

89. NOW MINE'S DOING IT!

90. CRAP! - THAT'S GOOD, STORMY.

91. NOW YOU AND SPARKS ARE COOPERATING,

92. INCREASING THE TEAM DYNAMIC.

93. - OW! - SHOOT HIM AGAIN.

94. - CAPTAIN SHANKS!

95. - BOOYAH! - OH, DAMN!

96. - SMOKE THAT BITCH! - ENOUGH!

97. - SOMEONE KINDLY RETRIEVE MY MEDICAL KIT

98. FROM DEEP DIVER.

99. IT'S GOT MY NAME ON IT.

100. - NO, WE CAN'T LEAVE THE CAMPFIRE.

101. IF WE DO, THE CHUPACABRAS WILL SUCK OUT OUR BONES.

102. - OH, MY KRASHNU BLESS YOUR FAT TUMMY.

103. - YEP, AND THEY'LL SUCK THAT OUT, TOO.

104. TOLD YOU.

105. - OH, CHEWBACCA ATE DOLPHIN BOY!

106. BAD WOOKIE!

107. - PEOPLE, CALM DOWN!

108. - GET TO THE CHOPPER!

109. - THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.

110. - OOH!

111. - WELL, ANYBODY THAT HAD DOLPHIN BOY'S WALLET...

112. AND A PICTURE OF HIM BEING EATEN BY THE CHUPACABRAS...

113. AND A HELLO DUCKY BUNNY CONDOM?

114. - HE WAS HESH'S BEST FRIEND!

115. - CHUPACABRAS!

116. - OR HE COULD HAVE BEEN—

117. IF HESH EVER TALKED TO HIM.

118. - LOOK— - OH!

119. - WE GOT THE GUNS AND LIQUOR.

120. - NO!

121. - I SAY WE HUNT THESE BASTARDS NOW!

122. - AAGH!

123. - SON, I LIKE YOUR TEAM SPIRIT,

124. BUT WE BEST HUNT BY DAYLIGHT.

125. NOW, Y'ALL WANT TO WATCH "BLOODY, BLOOD, BLOOD"

126. OR "SCREAMY SCAREFACE"?

127. - LET'S SEE HOW THOSE BLOOD-SUCKING BASTARDS LIKE THIS.

128. YEAH!

129. - STORMY!

130. DID YOU JUST THROW BULLETS IN THE FIRE?

131. - IT'LL BE LIKE A RING OF STEEL!

132. YEAH!

133. - A RING OF WHAT?

134. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

135. - YEAH!

136. - IF WE LEAVE THE FIRE, WE'RE DEAD.

137. - BUT IF WE STAY HERE, WE'RE DE—

138. DAMN IT.

139. - RIGHT.

140. RUN AWAY!

141. - RING OF STEEL!

142. RING OF STEEL AT 6:00!

143. - OH!

144. - OH! DAMN! CHUPACABRA!

145. RUN BACK THE OTHER WAY!

146. - CHUPACABRA! PROTECT YOUR FACE!

147. - OH, NO, WAIT!

148. FORGOT ABOUT THE BULLETS!

149. - RUN AWAY! - DUCK!

150. MAYBE THE BULLETS WILL HIT THE CHUPACABRAS.

151. OH, DAMN, CHUPACABRAS! COME BACK!

152. HEY, WAIT, WAIT!

153. - QUINN, CARRY ME. YOU'RE FAST.

154. - IF WE KEEP GOING THAT WAY,

155. WE'RE GOING TO GET SHOT.

156. AND IF WE GO BACK THAT WAY,

157. THE CHUPACABRAS WILL GET US.

158. - HESH GETS IT.

159. HESH WILL STAY RIGHT HE—

160. - OK.

161. IF WE STAY RIGHT HERE, WE'LL BE FINE.

162. - QUINN, I CAN'T TAKE IT.

163. YOU GOTTA GET US OUT OF HERE!

164. - NO, THIS IS TOO MUCH

165. EVEN FOR THE STALWART HEROES

166. OF THE UNITED STATES COAST GUARD.

167. THIS IS A JOB FOR

168. THE LEGENDARY SOCIETY OF MEN!

169. - FROM THE 4 CORNERS OF THE GLOBE...

170. DER KAPITAN,

171. MONSTER HESH,

172. QUETZALCOATL,

173. FRENCHMAN,

174. AND HUCK FINN FIGHT TYRANNY AS

175. THE LEGENDARY SOCIETY OF MEN!

176. - ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!

177. DAS NOTZINGER.

178. - WHAT IN TARNATION IS YOU SAYING?

179. - NOTZINGER!

180. - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUS.

181. - VAS?

182. - [IMITATING SPEAKING FRENCH]

183. - ICH SPRECHE DEUTSCH.

184. - OH, SACREBLEU!

185. EH, VOICI. AH! RAGALLARDIR. ZUT ALORS!

186. - I UNDERSTAND YOUS LESS THAN HIM!

187. FEEL LIKE A TURNIP AT A CARROT PARTY.

188. - DAS IST EINE KLEINE KEIT.

189. - JA TU, QUETZALCOATL!

190. NUW ETOCH!

191. - ARE THEM WORDS?

192. - DAS NOTZINGER!

193. - QUETZALCOATL!

194. - HUH? - QUETZALCOATL!

195. - VAS? - QUETZALCOATL!

196. - WAIT A MINUTE.

197. - GALUNGA, GALUNGA!

198. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOU FERAL SAVAGE? WHAT IS IT?

199. - WHERE IS THIS FRECH SAVAGE?

200. - QUETZALCOATL!

201. - GALUNGA! GALUNGA!

202. - SIEG HEIL, FRECH SAVAGE!

203. - FRECH SAVAGE.

204. SIEG HEIL!

205. FRECH SAVAGE!

206. - GALUNGA, HESH GALUNGA!

207. YOU'RE MEIN LIEBCHEN.

208. AGH!

209. - THERE IS NO SUCH THING

210. AS THE LEGENDARY SOCIETY OF MEN.

211. - JUST LIKE THERE'S NO CHUPACABRAS, I GUESS.

212. - QUINN, YOU'RE INHIBITING TEAM TRUST.

213. - SHUT UP!

214. WE'LL JUST WAIT HERE UNTIL THE FIRE GOES OUT,

215. THEN WE'LL RUN BACK TO DEEP DIVER.

216. - WELL, WE DO SEEM TO BE SAFE HERE.

217. OH! - VIRJAY!

218. - I WAS ONCE A MAN!

219. - OH, YEAH— HAPPY FUNTIME ISLAND

220. IS ALSO HOME TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST POPULATION

221. OF TREE COBRAS.

222. - HAPPY FUNTIME?

223. WHO THE HELL NAMED THIS ISLAND?

224. - RAMBO.

225. - IT IS MY FERVENT WISH

226. THAT YOU ALL BLOW OUT YOUR COLLECTIVE FLIP-FLOPS

227. AND STEP ON POP-TOPS.

228. - OH, MY GOD, LOOK!

229. - SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

230. AAGH!

231. - OH, FLING VIRJAY'S CORPSE OUT THERE!

232. - THAT AIN'T CHRISTIAN.

233. - WELL, NEITHER WAS VIRJAY.

234. - OK, OK, NOW—

235. WE NEED TO START A FIRE.

236. - MY NAME WAS LARRY.

237. - OHH!

238. - ANOTHER FIRE TO KEEP THE CHUPACABRAS

239. AND THE COBRAS AWAY.

240. - IF WE LIGHT OURSELVES ON FIRE,

241. WE COULD GO ANYWHERE!

242. - STORMY, WAIT!

243. - AAGH!

244. IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

245. OH, MY GOD—OW!

246. BURNING! BURNING!

247. - DID HE STILL HAVE SOME BULLETS IN HIS POCKETS?

248. - I DON'T THINK SO.

249. - AAGH!

250. - RIGHT.

251. RUN AWAY!

252. - TO WHERE?

253. - SSS! I'M JUST KIDDING.

254. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SNAKE.

255. - UH, NICE TALKING TO YOU, LARRY.

256. BEAM US OUT OF HERE.

257. - WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

258. - TRANSPORTER WATCH.

259. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME TALKING TO LARRY THE SNAKE MAN?

260. - YOU MEAN YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US OUT OF THERE

261. AT ANY TIME?

262. WHAT THE HELL?

263. - WELL, NOW, DEBBIE, TEAMBUILDING IS TRICKY.

264. HERE'S A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.

265. CONSIDER THE EXAMPLE OF

266. A FINANCIAL SERVICES ORGANIZATION

267. SELLING PENSIONS.

268. - WATER! WATER!

269. BURNING! BURNING!

270. AHH...

271. OW! OW!

272. THEY'RE PINCHING ME! THEY'RE PINCHING!

273. STOP! OOH! OH!

274. OH, MY GOD—HELP!

275. - MAN! THIS IS ONE TOUGH ISLAND.

276. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

277. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

278. - GET TO THE CHOPPER!

279. GET TO THE CHOPPER!

280. GET TO THE CHOPPER!

281. I AM TOTALLY GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!

282. - HEY, PAT,

283. YOU GOING TO THAT LOCAL TEAM SPORTING EVENT TONIGHT?

284. - WELL, MATT, I WAS GOING TO GO,

285. BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHO TO ROOT FOR.

286. - PAT, I HAVE BARK CANCER.

287. - OH, MY GOD!

288. - AND...

289. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.

290. - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

291. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE DEAD BABIES.

292. - JUST TAKE IT, PAT.

293. I'M FULL...

294. OF DEAD BABIES.

295. - HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT TO LIVE?

296. - WELL...

297. THE TREE DOCTOR SAYS IT WILL PROBABLY BE...

298. ABOUT 100 YEARS BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE BARK CANCER!

299. - OH, YOU TOTALLY GOT ME! AAH!

300. - KAZING!

301. - TAKE THIS! - OH!