Sealab 2021 4x7

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A team-building exercise goes horribly wrong when the Sealab crew are attacked by Chupacabras.

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1. - AHH. I WISH

2. REALLY DIFFERENT.

3. - HEY, CAN YOU SIGN FOR THIS?

4. - NOT IF IT'S ANOTHER SUBPOENA.

5. - NO. IT SAYS HERE

6. IT'S AN ASTEROID SMASHER/ HIGH DEFINITION TELEVISION.

7. - HDTV? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

8. - NO. - HELL, YEAH. I'LL SIGN FOR IT.

9. SPACELAB, PLEASE.

10. - UH, SPACELAB?

11. - THIS IS SPACELAB, RIGHT?

12. - OH, YEAH. TOTALLY.

13. RIGHT NOW.

14. - WELL, I'LL BE DIPPED.

15. OK. THANKS, MR. SPACE STORMY.

16. - HEY, YOU BET.

17. - OUT OF THE WAY, SPARKS! - WE CAN'T SEE THE TV.

18. - AND I DON'T WANT TO MISS

19. "SABADO MUY LOCO."

20. - WELL, WE'RE NOT WATCHING IT ON THIS PIECE OF CRAP.

21. - OH, I APPRECIATE YOU LETTING ME DO THAT.

22. - HEY, YOU BET.

23. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE ASHDTV.

24. - WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.

25. - SABADO MUY LOCO!

26. - AY-YA-YA-YA-YA!

27. BIENVENIDOS!

28. - WOW, THAT'S A SHARP PICTURE!

29. - HUH. DID I TELL YOU OR DID I TELL YOU?

30. - MARCO, WHAT'S DON GORDISSIMO SAYING?

31. - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S IN SPANISH.

32. - HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN—WHOA.

33. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

34. - I, UH, BOUGHT IT.

35. - HOW COULD YOU AFFORD IT?

36. - SELLING POT.

37. THAT'S IT. JUST SELLING POT.

38. - AND WHO SAYS CRIME DON'T PAY?

39. - BATMAN.

40. - HUH. WELL, DON'T STAY UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING IT.

41. - HE IS SUCH A FLAMING TIGHTASS.

42. - WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE SPACE PHONE WITH O.P.S,

43. BY SPACE STORMY.

44. THAT I DIDN'T EVEN GET?

45. - WHY DO YOU 99% OF THE STUPID YOU DO?

46. - EXACTLY.

47. - WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT OUR ASHDTV,

48. AND UNLESS WE FIND IT,

49. BY THAT GIANT ASTEROID.

50. - MEANWHILE, BACK AT SEALAB...

51. - TONIGHT ON "DR. PHRILL,"

52. MEET 12-YEAR-OLD TIFFANY,

53. WHO SUFFERS FROM NATURE'S CRUELEST JOKE, PROGERIA.

54. - AWW.

55. - SO WE GAVE HER A MAKEOVER.

56. - I FEEL PRETTY.

57. - PRETTY DAMN OLD-LOOKING.

58. - CHANGE IT!

59. FLEXIBLE SIGMOIDOSCOPE.

60. - HOT-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA. DELICIOUS.

61. - FINALLY, SOME ANIMATED PROGRAMMING FOR MY DEMOGRAPHIC.

62. - IF WE REFINANCE AT 5.5,

63. WHICH IS TOTALLY DOABLE,

64. OUR MONTHLY PAYMENT'S GOING TO GO DOWN CONSIDERABLY.

65. - SUCKIN' IT.

66. - HI, EVERYBODY!

67. - OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

68. - HEY, KID. TILT AND PINCH.

69. - WOW, IT'S ORID!

70. - IF THE BLEEDING DOESN'T STOP IN 5 MINUTES,

71. WITH A PICKLE.

72. - TODAY, I AM A REVERSE WOLVERINE!

73. - TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY NAZI. - WOLVERINE!

74. - YAH! - UHH!

75. - NO, SHE WOULDN'T WANT TO GO ON LIKE THIS.

76. LET'S REMOVE THE FEEDING TUBE.

77. ONION WINGS FROM GRIZZLEBEE'S!

78. - YOU KNOW, SHE DOES LOOK HAPPIER.

79. - AMAZING. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE EVER WATCHED

80. CRAPPY OLD REGULAR TV.

81. - I KNOW, RIGHT? HA. I AM SO THE MAN.

82. - I ALMOST WANT TO MOUNT YOU.

83. - I'LL MOUNT HIM IF SOMEBODY ELSE GOES FOR POPCORN.

84. - HEY, HEY. Y'ALL EVER HAD WOPCORN?

85. THAT'S POPCORN WITH

86. ALL MIXED UP IN IT.

87. - WELL, THEN, GET READY TO STEP UP TO FLAVOR.

88. MILK BALLS. MILK BALLS.

89. WHERE'S THOSE DAMN MILK BALLS?

90. - SEALAB, COME IN. THIS IS SPACELAB.

91. - HEY, WHAT YOU KNOW, SPACEMAN?

92. - LISTEN, DID YOU IDIOTS GET BY MISTAKE?

93. THE ASTEROID SMASHER/ HIGH DEFINITION TELEVISION.

94. USES POWERFUL... RAYS TO DISINTEGRATE... THROUGH IT.

95. - NOW, HOW THE HELL CAN A TV CURE HEMORRHOIDS?

96. - I SAID "ASTEROIDS."

97. SO DARN SLOW?

98. - I'M NOT. THERE'S A DELAY IN THE TRANSMISSION.

99. - KEEP IT ON THE ROAD, SPACEMAN.

100. - ... IMMEDIATELY, THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED.

101. - NO, NO! DON'T WALK AWAY!

102. - THE ASTEROID, WHICH SPACELAB HAS DUBBED THE HELLSTONE,

103. THE EARTH,

104. POPULATION AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

105. AN UP-TO-THE-MINUTE UPDATE,

106. WEATHER FORECAST,

107. AT 11:00.

108. NOW, BACK TO "GRACE AND WILL."

109. - HEY, GRACE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME?

110. - WHAT ARE YOU GOING AS?

111. - A BUTT PIRATE.

112. - MARK MY WORDS, GENTLEMEN.

113. 20 YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL LOOK BACK ON THAT SHOW

114. WE REMEMBER "AMOS 'N' ANDY."

115. ALL OVER THE FABULOUS TV?

116. - IT'S NOT A TV, GAY GUY LANCE.

117. IT'S OUR NEW GOD!

118. - OH, GOD. WORSHIP ANYTHING.

119. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?

120. - WHATEVER! SNIP-SNAP. WAH-WAH!

121. - MARCO, WILL IT ANSWER OUR PRAYERS?

122. DELIVER UNTO THEE.

123. - TV GOD, I WANT PORNO BLOOPERS.

124. - GIVE IT TO ME, BABY. YEAH.

125. - OH, GOD, CUT.

126. - DAMMIT! - HA HA HA! CUT!

127. - HO-HO, HOLY CRAP! DEBBIE, THAT'S YOU!

128. - OH, MY GOD! I'M ON TELEVISION!

129. - WOW, YOUR BOOBS LOOK SO REAL.

130. - THEY ARE REAL.

131. - YEAH, RIGHT.

132. - OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT GUY'S—

133. - PENIS?

134. - WHAT? - DID YOU SAY "A GIANT PENIS"?

135. - NO, I SAID A GIANT ASTEROID.

136. - 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU SAID "PENIS."

137. BE HURTLING TOWARD EARTH?

138. - THAT'S WHY I WAS LIKE, "PENIS?

139. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? GIANT PENIS?"

140. - WHO'S GOT A GIANT PENIS?

141. - NOBODY. - HEY, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF...

142. - HI. I'M SPACE DEBBIE.

143. - WOMAN, I'M TRYING— - HEY, STRANGER, CHECK THESE OUT.

144. - NO, DON'T! WE'RE IN A VACUUM! - UHH...

145. AAH!

146. - OH, MY GOD!

147. - DAMN IT. I MADE PLANS TO HIT THAT.

148. LOOK, ARE YOU SURE YOU PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THE ASHDTV?

149. - WAIT, DID YOU SAY "ASHDTV"?

150. - YES!

151. - HA HA. 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU SAID "VAGINA."

152. - WHAT? HOW COULD A VAGINA

153. A GIANT ASTEROID?

154. - THAT'S WHY I WAS LIKE, "VAGINA?

155. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? A VAGINA?"

156. - WHO'S GOT A VAGINA?

157. - NOBODY.

158. YOU SAID "PENIS," SEE, INSTEAD OF "ASTEROID."

159. - HEY, STRANGER, CHECK THESE OUT.

160. - NO, DON'T! WE'RE IN A VACUUM! - UHH...

161. AAH! - OH! OH, MY GOD!

162. - YEAH. THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO DIE.

163. - NO. WHAT WAS HE DOING WITH BOOBS?

164. - DON'T ASK.

165. - DAMN.

166. ANYWAY, WE GOT THE ASHDTV.

167. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

168. - THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, RIGHT?

169. - YES!

170. - 'CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE

171. ICE CREAM.

172. - ASHDTV!

173. - YEAH, WE GOT THAT.

174. - TRISH TOOK MY LIPSTICK.

175. THIS GOOD WOMAN'S BODY TO REST,

176. - GRIZZLEBEE'S NACHOS JUST GOT CHEESIER.

177. PARTICIPATING GRIZZLEBEE'S

178. SALSA COOKIE BREAD.

179. DINING ROOM ONLY.

180. - COME ON, LET'S GO OUTSIDE TO PLAY.

181. - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, KIDS.

182. - HEY, LOOK! IT'S CLAYBOR!

183. - YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, KIDS.

184. YOU COULD GET RAPED BY A CLOWN.

185. - GOSH, WE WEREN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT ANAL RAPE.

186. FROM OUR MINDS.

187. BUT NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

188. - HEY, RICH BLACK GUY

189. 'CAUSE MY MOM'S A CRACKHEAD,

190. WASABI, YOU FEEL ME?

191. HESH PRINCE, BABY!

192. EARTH'S GRAVITATIONAL FIELD,

193. - GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY.

194. HOW THAT'S FUNNY.

195. - HE'S GAY.

196. - HEY, IS THAT GAY FELLOW DOING STUFF?

197. DAMN! THE WOPCORN!

198. - IDIOT!

199. - OK, SEALAB.

200. WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE ASHDTV.

201. - HEY, SPACEMAN.

202. - NOW, LISTEN UP.

203. AND POINT IT AT 19 DEGREES... - TALK ABOUT GAY.

204. CHANGE IT.

205. - AWW! OH!

206. - LOOK AT THE PUPPIES. - HEY, I FOUND SOME WOPCORN.

207. HA HA!

208. UHH! THAT'S CAT DOOKIE!

209. - LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.

210. I JUST GOT OFF WITH SPACELAB, AND WE—

211. - QUINN, LOOK! PUPPIES!

212. - LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FAT ONE.

213. - AWW, HE'S GOT A LITTLE BELLY, DOESN'T HE?

214. - AWW.

215. SHUT THE HELL UP?

216. - HEY, QUINN, I ATE CAT DOOKIE.

217. - WAY TO GO, IDIOTS.

218. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS

219. AT THE ASTEROID,

220. TOO MUCH TROUBLE.

221. NOW IT'S TOO LATE, SO HAVE FUN DYING.

222. - HEY, GO BACK TO THE PUPPIES.

223. - 30,000 MILES PER SECOND.

224. JUST MOMENTS AWAY NOW.

225. FREAKIN' IDIOTS.

226. NOW EVERYBODY'S DEAD.

227. - UM, I'M NOT. SOMEHOW, I'M STILL CLINGING—

228. - GHHH... UHH!

229. - H-HEY! CHECK OUT THE RACK ON SPACE QUINN!