Sealab 2021 4x11

Directed by

Marco died three episodes ago. What's he doing back? Later, Marco and Debbie sing Antônio Carlos Jobim's "Waters of March" in Portuguese.

Request examples:

!req Sealab 2021 4x11 [02:32]
!req Sealab 2021 4x11 [Sealab 2021 4x11]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Sealab 2021 4x11 [10-11]; !req Sealab 2021 4x11 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. - $900 TO SOCIAL SECURITY?

2. WELL, UH... I'M TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE ABOUT A LOCK BOX.

3. 'CAUSE IT'S SO TIMELY.

4. - DAMN IF I'M PAYING THESE DAMN TAXES!

5. - WHAT YOU GONNA DO, DECLARE SEALAB A SOVEREIGN NATION?

6. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

7. - OK.

8. - 9-3-4, TEXAS.

9. - GREETINGS, CAPTAIN.

10. - RECKON YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

11. SOVEREIGN NATION...

12. HMM.

13. - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

14. - IN THERE.

15. - WELL, WHAT'D YOU DECIDE?

16. - HAZELNUT.

17. - NO, ABOUT THE NATION THING.

18. - OH, DANG! WHERE'S MY HEAD AT TODAY?

19. 9-3-4, NEVADA.

20. OH!

21. - NO! WE CAN'T! IT'S FORBIDDEN!

22. COME ON! HUMP HER! MAKE A BEARAFF!

23. OR A GIRAFFABEAR!

24. - HEY, FREAK JOB, YOU STILL A NOTARY?

25. - HESH'S COMMISSION EXPIRES IN 2026!

26. - SO, NOW THAT SEALABIA IS SOVEREIGN,

27. MASS DESTRUCTION FROM ENGLAND.

28. - DULY NOTED.

29. - HUDDLE UP, TASTY.

30. - OH, HANG ON. - WE'VE ALREADY DONE THAT.

31. COME IN HERE NOW, YEAH?

32. - YEAH? - MM-HMM.

33. - YEAH.

34. - UH, OK. - OK, FINE.

35. - SO WHAT DO WE DO? - COOL. OK.

36. - OK. - KING AND COUNTRY!

37. - RIGHT, THEN. WE'LL DO IT.

38. - OUTSTANDING!

39. - FIRST, YOU HAVE TO GIVE US SOME NEW TEETH.

40. - NEW TEETH?

41. WHOA!

42. WHY I CALLED YOU HERE.

43. WELL, IT WASN'T

44. OF GEORGE C. SCOTT AS PATTON

45. WITH THE SAME NAME.

46. DAMN! NOW, WHERE WAS I?

47. OH, YEAH. I DECLARED SEALAB A SOVEREIGN NATION.

48. - HE'S CRAZY! - WHAT?

49. OF SEALABIA.

50. - WHAT? - HE'S FOR REAL?

51. - YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

52. - NOW, SEE, RIGHT THERE'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG,

53. 'CAUSE IT'S ALL DONE AND NOTARIZED.

54. - ACTUALLY, YOU STILL NEED TO SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE;

55. INITIAL HERE, SIGN HERE,

56. INITIAL AND DATE, SIGN, INITIAL IT—

57. LET ME SEE THAT.

58. NO, SIGN THAT, AND SIGN HERE AND HERE.

59. - WELL, ARE WE SOVEREIGN?

60. - NO, BUT I AM. WELCOME TO HESHOPOLIS, BITCHES!

61. IS OFF THE HOOK, BABY!

62. - THE HELL YOU SAY.

63. OF THE EMPEROR OF SEALABIA.

64. - THEY'RE HESHOPOLITES!

65. - SEALABIANS! - HESHOPOLITES!

66. - SEALABIANS!

67. - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. SHUT UP.

68. WE'LL DO BATSIES FOR IT. PUT YOUR HAND THERE.

69. - OH, WAIT. WAIT. LET ME HOLD IT.

70. - SOUNDS GOOD TO—BLAH!

71. - OH, MY GOD!

72. - OH, MY GOD! HE KILLED HESH.

73. - NOPE. HESH IS STILL BARELY ALIVE.

74. - UGH!

75. - EW!

76. - NOW, THEN, AS YOU—

77. - POWER VACUUM!

78. RULER OF SPARKOPOLIS.

79. SPARKOPOLITES, FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!

80. - HUZZAH! LONG LIVE THE CHAIR.

81. - DAMN. WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT

82. WHEN SEALABIA INVADES THEIR ASS.

83. - WELL, YOU'LL DO IT WITHOUT US.

84. - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

85. - I'M BRAD, RULER OF PODSIXIA.

86. - BRAD? YOU... YOU NEVER CALLED ME.

87. - I KNOW.

88. AND AS OF THIS MOMENT, WE HEREBY SECEDE FROM SEALABIA.

89. - LONG LIVE BRAD! LOVE LIVE PODSIXIA!

90. - WELL, GET READY TO CHOKE ON MY WMDs!

91. - YOU'RE AWFUL QUIET ABOUT ALL THIS.

92. - HO, HO, HO, YEAH!

93. THAT'S 'CAUSE

94. IS YOU HAVING SEX WITH BRAD.

95. - GOD. ME, TOO.

96. - OH, THAT'S IT!

97. I'M SECEDING FROM YOU,

98. AND I'M DEFINITELY SECEDING FROM YOUR STUPID COUNTRY ASS!

99. ANYBODY NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN...

100. QUINNLAND.

101. - DON'T YOU DARE WALK OUT THAT DOOR.

102. - YEAH? THAT'S WHAT YO' MAMA TOLD ME!

103. - PBBT! NICE COMEBACK.

104. - QUINN, DON'T YOU DARE WALK OUT THAT DOOR.

105. - OH, THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!

106. - OH...

107. - DON'T MAKE ME, AGGIE SHANKS, MOTHER OF TORNADO,

108. JUNGLE FEVERY LOVE OF YOURS!

109. BABY, I LOVE YOU.

110. BAB—BAB—BAB—BABY, I LOVE YOU.

111. - END SCENE.

112. - WELL, OBVIOUSLY THIS MEANS WAR.

113. - AND SO, TO RECAP, COFFEE MACHINE, SEALABIAN SOVEREIGNTY,

114. A CRACK ABOUT SOMEONE'S MAMMY,

115. DECLARATION OF WAR.

116. - ALL RIGHT.

117. DEBBIE, YOU'RE IN COMMAND TILL I GET BACK.

118. I GOTTA RALLY THE TROOPS,

119. THEN GO GET OUR WMDs FROM OUR ALLIES.

120. - WHAT ALLIES?

121. - LOOK, I'M EATING CORN, FRESH.

122. - I'M EATING CORN, TOO, TASTY.

123. IS SO FRESH AND TASTY.

124. - BLIMEY! I JUST GOT THAT.

125. - SPARKOPOLITES,

126. AND THE LEAD STARTS FLYING,

127. OUR MARTYRED FOUNDER HESH.

128. - I'M ACTUALLY STILL BARELY—AAH!

129. - I GOT IT. MINE!

130. - NICE SAVE, JESUS.

131. - GOD, HE'S GOOD.

132. UH-OH, AND I POOPED IN OUR FOXHOLE.

133. - WHAT?

134. - BUT I DID PUT MY BLANKET OVER IT.

135. - WELL, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU USE THE TOILET?

136. - IT SECEDED FROM ME.

137. - SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

138. MM-HMM. YEP.

139. - YOU'RE KIDDING!

140. WHO'S JOINING QUINNLAND?

141. - NO, YOU'RE NOT!

142. WE GOTTA GET SOME MORE GUYS, OR WE'RE GONNA BE OVERRUN!

143. - WHAT'S UP, MAN?

144. - TOO LATE! WE'RE BEING INVADED!

145. - NO, NO, NO, NO. RELAX.

146. WE WANT TO JOIN YOU.

147. - NO WAY! YOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.

148. - IF I HADN'T, I WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND THESE.

149. - HEY! WHERE'S YOU FIND MY BEADS?

150. YOU LEFT THEM, BUDDY.

151. I'M TALKING ABOUT.

152. - I MISJUDGED YOU, BRAD. I'M SORRY.

153. - HEY, DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME. APOLOGIZE TO THE BEADS.

154. HUSH, FATTY.

155. OOH, ALMOST FORGOT.

156. SECESSION PRESENT. DENNIS?

157. DID YOU GET THAT?

158. - FROM OUR ALLIES.

159. - SO, I'M GLAD THAT STUPID TOILET SECEDED,

160. 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS A PLUMBOT.

161. AND LET ME DO THIS?

162. A CHANGEATRON, OK?

163. BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, "NOPE. PLUMBOT."

164. WANT TO KNOW HOW I KNEW?

165. - NO. I WANT TO START A NUCLEAR WAR!

166. - OK, QUINNSIXIA'S WARHEAD IS READY.

167. - WELL, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN BRIBE PEOPLE WITH CORN.

168. - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

169. A MEXICAN STANDOFF, BOYS.

170. LEON!

171. I'LL STRIKE FIRST.

172. - NOT IF I STRIKE FIRST FIRST!

173. - THEN GRAB YOUR SOCKS, 'CAUSE I'M LAUNCHING.

174. - SO AM I!

175. - SCREW THOSE IDIOTS. WE'RE LAUNCHING.

176. - AWESOME!

177. - GO AHEAD. PUT YOUR LAUNCH KEY IN.

178. GO! GO! GO!

179. - I CAN'T. IT'S ON MY DRESSER.

180. - WELL, GO GET IT!

181. - NO CAN DO. DRESSER SECEDED FROM ME.

182. - WHAT?

183. IS A CHANGEATRON.

184. SEE, THE CHANGEATRONS

185. TO ESCAPE THE EVIL PLUMBOTS,

186. DISGUISED AS QUALITY FURNITURE,

187. FOR GENERATIONS IN PEACE.

188. FOLLOWED THEM HERE,

189. BEGAN ANEW.

190. INTO OUR HOMES, SPARKS,

191. PLUMBOTS INTO OUR—AAH!

192. - UGH! UGH!

193. - DON'T BE AFRAID TO CHOKE UP ON IT.

194. - OK, SEALABIANS.

195. ON THE ENTIRE PLANET OF EARTH!

196. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

197. WAIT.

198. DID BRAD CALL?

199. - FOR THE GLORY OF QUINNSIXIA!

200. - HUSH, FATTY.

201. - ARE YOU DEAD?

202. - NO. ARE YOU?

203. - OH, YEAH. TOTALLY.

204. - DAMMIT! THEM PERFIDIOUS LIMEYS SOLD US DUDS!