1. - BUT, DOC, THAT TUMOR'S
GONNA KILL HIM.
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2. YOU'VE GOT TO OPERATE!
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3. - HE WON'T LET ME.
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4. AS AN ALVIAN SCIENTIST,
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5. HIS RELIGION FORBIDS IT.
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6. - WELL, PRAYER ISN'T
GONNA HEAL HIM.
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7. - WELL, DUH.
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8. - ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT ME?
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9. - NO. ONCE AGAIN,
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TUMOR.
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10. - GOD, DON'T GIVE IT A NAME.
THAT GIVES IT POWER.
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11. - SIR, PLEASE.
LET VIRJAY OPERATE.
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12. - NO. THE CHURCH OF
SAYS PRAYER HEALS ALL,
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13. WITH MY GOD CANKER.
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14. PLUS, I FINALLY GOT A DATE
WITH DEBBIE LOVE,
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15. AND I WANT IT TO BE PERFECT.
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16. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
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17. DAMN.
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18. - GREAT.
SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
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19. - WELL... NO, IT'S TOO RISKY.
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20. - WHAT? TELL US.
WHAT IS IT?
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21. VERY, VERY TINY.
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22. THEN WE PUT THEM INTO SHANKS.
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23. AND ZOOM, OUT THROUGH HIS NOSE.
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24. - YOU REALLY THINK THAT'LL WORK?
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25. - WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE.
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26. - YEAH, A SHRINK RAY.
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27. "MUPPET BABIES."
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28. SPINAL MENINGITIS.
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29. YOU GUYS SEE THAT ONE?
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30. HANG ON.
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31. SO, YEAH,
I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP.
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32. WHAT'S THAT, FREDDY?
UH, FREDDY'S SIGNALING ME.
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33. WHAT?
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34. YOU LOOK DYNAMITE, BY THE WAY.
- OH, THANKS.
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35. - HOW WERE YOUR HOLIDAYS?
WHAT?
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36. OH, YOU'RE KIDDING.
FREDDY SAYS WE DON'T
HAVE A CLIP.
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37. HEY, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK
AND GET THIS SORTED OUT.
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38. - OK, PEOPLE.
WE ONLY HAVE 11 MINUTES
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39. BEFORE WE GO BACK TO FULL SIZE,
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40. AND IF WE'RE STILL IN HIM,
HE DIES.
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41. SO, SPARKS, YOU'VE GOT TO GET
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42. OR WE WON'T—
- GOT IT. THANKS.
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43. THANK YOU.
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44. OH, CRAP.
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45. AND INJECT IT?
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46. HEY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK
AND GET THIS SORTED OUT.
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47. - WHOA!
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48. - OK. WE'RE IN.
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49. - OW!
- OOPS. DART IN YOUR ASS.
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50. DO THAT FOR?
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51. - BECAUSE SHUT UP.
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52. - MAN, THIS IS NASTY.
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53. I'M NEVER EATING PEOPLE AGAIN.
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54. - OH, MY GOD.
IS THAT... POO?
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55. - OH, MAN, WE'RE IN THE COLON.
SPARKS!
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56. - THANKS FOR CALLING ONSPARKS.
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57. - YOU INJECTED US INTO HIS ASS!
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58. - YEAH. CAROTID ARTERY.
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59. - THAT'S IN THE NECK!
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60. - NO, IT ISN'T.
- YES, IT IS!
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61. - YEAH, HA HA HA.
I KNOW.
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62. - DAMN IT!
- HA HA. HANG ON A SEC.
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63. THANKS FOR CALLING ONSPARKS.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
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64. - OK.
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65. OK, JUST CALM DOWN.
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66. MA'AM—OK—WOULD YOU
SHUT THE HELL UP, BITCH?
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67. DUDE, I GOT TO TAKE THIS.
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68. - DAMN IT, HE HUNG UP.
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69. - NEVER MIND THAT. LOOK!
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70. - STORMY! WHITE BLOOD CELLS!
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71. - OH, MY GOD!
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72. - LET'S DANCE, YOU BASTARDS!
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73. - TWELVE O'CLOCK HIGH, STORMY.
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74. - LOOK OUT!
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75. - EAT IT! EAT IT!
EAT IT! EAT IT!
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76. - THEY'RE SURROUNDING US!
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77. - THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
SHOOT IT!
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78. - WOOHOO! I GOT ONE!
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79. - GREAT, KID.
DON'T GET COCKY.
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80. - SHUT UP.
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81. - STAY ON TARGET.
STAY ON TARGET.
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82. - LOOK OUT!
- I CAN'T TAKE 'EM!
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83. - GET THEM.
GET THEM.
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84. - BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
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85. REAL BEAUTIFUL.
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86. - OH, MY GOODNESS.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
REAL ROMANTIC.
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87. BECAUSE I FEEL BAD YOU'RE
GOING TO DIE SOON, RIGHT?
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88. IT'S NOT A PITY DATE.
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89. - OH, IT'S A PITY DATE.
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90. - HA HA. I'M SORRY.
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91. I'M SORRY.
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92. I'M SORRY.
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
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93. OK. I'M SORRY.
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94. OK.
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95. - BREADSTICK?
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96. - THEY'RE COMING SO FAST!
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97. - QUINN, LOOK!
THERE'S A CAVE!
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98. - HANG ON.
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99. I THINK WE LOST THEM.
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100. - YEAH. IT'S QUIET.
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101. - MAYBE TOO QUIET.
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102. - KNOCK IT OFF, STORMY.
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103. - STORMY!
- THAT WASN'T ME.
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104. - OH, MY GOD.
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105. - WHAT?
- THIS ISN'T A CAVE.
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106. IT'S A—
- TAPEWORM!
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107. - STORMY! EIGHTY-SIX THAT THING!
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108. - OW!
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109. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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110. - UHH. I FEEL AS IF
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111. AND WAS SUDDENLY SILENCED.
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112. - PROBABLY JUST GAS.
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113. - BOO-YAH!
SMOKE THAT BITCH!
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114. THAT THING COME FROM?
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115. - NO, NO, NO, SENOR.
DON'T DO IT.
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116. HA HA HA HA HA.
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117. - BOO-YAH!
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118. - STORMY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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119. - TAKING OUT HIS APPENDIX.
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120. - THAT'S HIS PANCREAS,
YOU IDIOT.
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121. - OK.
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122. - OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS THAT?
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123. - WHOOP. JUST MY LOVE
LEAKING OUT.
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124. SO, UM, HOW WERE YOUR HOLIDAYS?
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125. - OK, PEOPLE.
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126. WE'RE COMING UP ON THE HEART.
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127. - WELL, HOW IN THE HELL
DID THAT GET THERE?
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128. - NO, NO, NO, SENOR.
DON'T DO IT.
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129. - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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130. - HANG ON.
I'M GONNA SMOKE THAT BITCH.
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131. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
STORMY, WAIT.
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132. - AAH!
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133. - HONEY, YOU NEED
SOME DAMN ROLAIDS.
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134. - DON'T EAT MEDICINE.
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135. - OH, MY GOD!
- SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
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136. - WE LOST LATERAL CONTROL.
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137. - YOU IDIOT!
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138. A TSUNAMI OF BLOOD!
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139. - YEAH, TILL I
SMOKED THAT BITCH.
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140. - WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO
HIS BRAIN!
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141. - TURN-ONS.
WELL, I LIKE ME A TIGHT ASS
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142. AND A MAN WHO CAN SPEAK FRENCH.
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143. - ICK!
- AAH!
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144. - YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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145. - WAY TO GO.
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146. CENTER OF HIS BRAIN.
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147. - THANK YOU.
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148. - UH, HEY, IF I COULD
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149. THE TIME LIMIT PARAMETER HERE.
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150. WE GOT 5 MINUTES, PEOPLE.
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151. - HANG ON.
I'M GONNA BACK OUT OF HERE.
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152. - WHOA!
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153. - AAH!
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154. - TRY ROCKING IT, DUDE.
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155. - WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
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156. - ICH! ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!
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157. - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
THAT'S MY LINE, TUMOR FACE.
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158. - OK, WE'RE PULLING FREE.
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159. - OH! MOTHER—
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160. - HIT THE BRAKE!
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161. - AND, AH, YOU THERE,
AH, BOOTYLICIOUS,
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162. I, UH, COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
YOUR MOUTH IS EMPTY.
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163. HA HA HA!
- SHANKS!
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164. TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?
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165. - YAH, HOW ABOUT IT
THERE, UH, LUMPY?
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166. - HEY, HEY, HEY.
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
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167. ICK!
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168. - WHOOOAAA!
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169. - WAY TO GO,
MINNIE CAN'T DRIVER.
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170. NOW WE'RE IN HIS
TESTOSTERONE GLAND.
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171. - AND THEN I'M GONNA SHOVE
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172. DOWN YOUR DAMN THROAT,
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173. LIKE A FREAKIN' SALAD!
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174. - DAMN IT!
- GOD, I'LL DRIVE
THE DAMN THING.
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175. - I CAN DO IT.
- I CAN DO IT.
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176. WATCH AND LEARN.
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177. - NO, NO, NO.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD
TO SEE THAT.
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178. YOU'RE A LADY.
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179. - WELL, YOU SHOW ME A WOMAN
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180. WHO DOESN'T GET TURNED ON
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181. BEAT THE F-IN' LIVING
OUT OF SOMEBODY,
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182. AND I'LL SHOW YOU A LESBIAN.
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183. - YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THAT?
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184. - WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
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185. I'M GLAD I'M WEARING A WET SUIT.
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186. - YUP. YOU LOOK REAL PURTY.
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187. - NO, I—NEVER MIND.
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188. GET THE CHECK, BABY.
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189. I GOT AN IDEA FOR DESSERT.
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190. - I MEAN, IT'S AN AUTOMATIC,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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191. - GO TO HELL.
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192. - OH, AND THERE'S THE TUMOR.
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193. I SAID THERE'S THE TUMOR, QUINN.
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194. - QUINN? WHO'S QUINN?
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195. MY NAME'S "MINNIE CAN'T DRIVER."
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196. - REALLY? 'CAUSE
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197. "HEY, I AIN'T
GETTIN' ANY TONIGHT,
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198. "AND EVEN IF I WAS,
I'D PROBABLY BE TOO DRUNK
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199. TO GET IT HALFWAY UP."
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200. - OH! I WANT AN INDIAN NAME!
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201. - AH, HEY.
TIME LIMIT PARAMETER?
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202. 90 SECONDS.
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203. - OK. I'LL HOLD US
IN POSITION, AND STORMY—
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204. - NOT STORMY!
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205. I'M "HE WHO SMOKES BITCHES"!
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206. - WHATEVER. JUST LIGHT IT UP.
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207. - YEAH. JUST LIGHT IT UP.
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208. - OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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209. - OH, THAT CRAZY-ASS
FROWNS ON EVERYTHING.
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210. CAN'T DRINK, CAN'T SMOKE,
CAN'T GO TO THE DOCTOR.
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211. - INTERRACIAL DATING.
OH, THAT'S A HUGE NO-NO.
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212. - SEE? NOW, THAT'S TOO BAD,
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213. 'CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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214. - REALLY?
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215. - WELL, IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE
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216. I AIN'T NEVER BEEN
THIS MESSED UP BEFORE, HEH,
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217. BUT YEAH.
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218. - WELL, HELL.
THEN I RENOUNCE MY RELIGION.
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219. - TAKE THAT, TUMOR.
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220. - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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221. - GET OUT OF HERE.
- I'M SERIOUS.
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222. YOUR TUMOR'S GONE.
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223. - WELL, I'LL BE DIPPED.
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224. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU PACK US
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225. IN CASE I GOT ANY, UH,
COLORECTAL POLYPS?
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226. - HANG ON.
WE'VE ONLY GOT 30 SECONDS
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227. TO FULL SIZE.
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228. - HURRY, DEBBIE!
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229. - DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET US THERE.
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230. - OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET US THERE.
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231. DA DA DA DA DA.
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232. AND THEN I'LL HAVE SEX
WITH ALL OF YOU.
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233. - YEAH. YOU KEEP ON
BEING A LITTLE BITCH.
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234. - WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.
I SEE BOOGERS!
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235. - HERE WE GO.
AAH! WE HIT SOMETHING!
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236. - GOOD DRIVING, WHORE!
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237. - YOU'VE ONLY GOT 10 SECONDS!
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238. - WHAT THE HELL'S
BLOCKING HIS NOSE?
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239. - HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
I'M A WALRUS.
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240. - SHANKS, YOU'RE SO CRAZY.
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241. - GOO-GOO-GA-JOO—AAH!
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242. - OH, MY GOD!
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243. - HEY, WE'RE GOING TO
SORTED OUT.
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244. WHAT'S THAT, FREDDY?
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245. OUR PRODUCER FREDDY,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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246. FREDDY, HOW WERE YOUR HOLIDAYS?
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247. WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE
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248. APPARENTLY, FREDDY'S STILL
ON VACATION, FOLKS.
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249. MUST BE WHY HE'S
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