Sealab 2021 4x1

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A delivering mishap and some dishonesty on Sparks' part pockets Sealab a brand new Asteroid Smasher/High-definition Television. Unfortunately, the ASHDTV was supposed to go to Spacelab so they could destroy an asteroid hurtling towards the earth.

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1. LOOK, I'M JUST GOING TO

2. AND MAYBE YOU'LL THINK IT SOUNDS CRAZY, WHO KNOWS?

3. MAYBE I AM CRAZY.

4. BUT IF THIS IS CRAZY, BABE, I DON'T WANT TO BE SANE.

5. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, WENDY.

6. OH, CAPTAIN,

7. HEY.

8. WOODEN BODY.

9. DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, YOU SLUT!

10. BUT WHEN WE MET, A HOOKER-MOP.

11. STOP IT, BUCKETHEAD WENDY!

12. FOR A BRISTLE JOB.

13. AH!

14. I WARNED HER.

15. SAVE ME! HE'S AN ANIMAL!

16. ARE YOU TWO DOING?

17. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN IT, BABY.

18. OH, MAN, TO LOSE IT THERE!

19. HEY, THE DOOR'S BROKEN.

20. WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN HERE FOR 3 DAYS.

21. IT'S NOT BROKEN.

22. NO! YOU IDIOT!

23. YOU JUST PRESS THE...

24. YOU JUST...

25. THE DOOR'S BROKEN.

26. UH, WHAT THE HELL?

27. IDIOTA! CABEZA DE PIEDRAS!

28. COMO TU!

29. STOP YELLING, OK?

30. YOU'RE JUST SUCKING UP ALL THE AIR.

31. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO YELL OR NOT YELL.

32. OH, GEEZ!

33. THE PRECIOUS OXYGEN!

34. SPARKS, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.

35. I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC.

36. I WARNED HIM.

37. DAMN! HE'S OUT COLD!

38. YEAH.

39. HEY, YOU KNOW,

40. GOOD PUNCH, CAPTAIN.

41. WELL, THERE WERE

42. WHEN I WAS A KID.

43. BOXING LESSONS?

44. NO, I JUST GOT BEAT UP A LOT.

45. THE CHANCE,

46. SUCKER-PUNCH PEOPLE.

47. YEAH.

48. HEY, THE REPAIR

49. THIS DOOR'S BROKEN. IS THAT RIGHT?

50. ALL RIGHT, MAN!

51. WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

52. LOOK, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THAT.

53. GET AWAY, KITTY.

54. THE POINT IS, FIND OUT,

55. THEY'LL BE ON ME LIKE STINK ON RICE, GOT IT?

56. WE'VE GOT TO COVER THIS UP.

57. WAIT! DON'T CLOSE THE...

58. DOOR!

59. COME ON! WE'VE GOT

60. OR SOMETHING.

61. LIKE HE FELL.

62. YEAH, RIGHT, OK.

63. HELP ME STRIP HIM. WE'LL TAKE SOME BLACKMAIL PHOTOS.

64. THAT'S HOW WE GOT DAD TO QUIT DRINKING.

65. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? POSE HIM WITH BUCKETHEAD WENDY?

66. YOU BASTARD!

67. OW!

68. OK, THAT'S GOT TO STOP.

69. GEEZ, YOUR CHIN'S LIKE A ROCK!

70. YEAH. OK, LISTEN.

71. DOESN'T REPORT BACK,

72. SOMEONE'S GOING TO COME LOOKING FOR HIM.

73. I'M GOING TO CATCH SOME Zs.

74. SERIOUSLY, I THINK MY HAND'S BROKEN.

75. GOOD NIGHT, SIR.

76. HEY, DAMN IT!

77. WASN'T ME.

78. THAT DOES IT!

79. HA HA HA! NIGHTY-NIGHT, SIR.

80. COME ON, YOU SOMETHING.

81. WHAT? A BOX?

82. YOU COULD SAY THAT.

83. MM-HMM. SH! SHUT THE DOOR.

84. NOW THEN, WHERE WERE WE?

85. OH, TURN ON THE LIGHT, GIRL.

86. IT BETTER OFF.

87. NOW HOW ARE SUPPLIES IN THE DARK?

88. WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.

89. OOH, GIRL, YOU ARE SO BAD.

90. IS THE TOOL CLOSET.

91. HEY! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?

92. MARCO!

93. WHOA, QUINN DON'T SWING LIKE THAT, BABY.

94. SHUT UP.

95. DOING IN HERE?

96. AHEM. GETTING SUPPLIES.

97. DOING IN HERE?

98. WE WERE TRAPPED!

99. OH, WHY DID YOU SHUT THE DOOR?

100. OF FOUL-MOUTHED INNUENDO.

101. WHAT?

102. YEAH! AND I...

103. FOR THIS,

104. SO NOW I'LL JUST BE ON MY WAY.

105. THE DOOR'S BROKEN.

106. THE DOOR'S BROKEN.

107. LOOK, MY BREAK'S ONLY AN HOUR,

108. SO IF YOU DON'T— OH, MY GOD!

109. ALL THESE PEOPLE?

110. OH, THAT.

111. WELL, THEY GOT INTO A FIGHT.

112. YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO STOP IT.

113. YEAH! BUT THEY OVERPOWERED ME, SEE?

114. OVER THERE,

115. HE HAS LIKE, A BIG HAMMER?

116. YEAH, A BIG HAMMER!

117. AND THEN, I GUESS

118. UNCONSCIOUS,

119. BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW. I WAS ASLEEP ALREADY.

120. MURPHY DID IT.

121. NICE. REALLY BELIEVABLE.

122. WELL, I COULDN'T

123. SUPPLIES.

124. YEAH, YOU KNOW.

125. THAT BOOTY, WEREN'T YOU?

126. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

127. YEAH, BABY!

128. WHOO!

129. HEY! I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.

130. AHEM. SORRY, BABY.

131. BUCKETHEAD WENDY, IS THAT YOU?

132. CAPTAIN? YOU'RE AWAKE.

133. HEY, WHO HIT ME?

134. UH, BEARD GUY.

135. OH, YEAH?

136. YEAH.

137. SIR?

138. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, CHIN STRAP?

139. SIR...

140. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? HUH?

141. SIR!

142. I WARNED HIM.

143. IS QUINN'S HERE NOW,

144. AND HE'S GOING GET US OUT OF HERE.

145. HOOKS OFF MY LADY!

146. AH!

147. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

148. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

149. ALL TARTED UP LIKE THAT, YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT.

150. DON'T BE A TRAMP LIKE DEBBIE, FOR—OW!

151. MAN, I'VE REALLY GOT GO GET OUT OF HERE.

152. HEY, SPARKS. NICE EYE.

153. THERE'S NOT

154. ARE IMPLODING!

155. OH, YOU'RE AWAKE. EXCELLENT.

156. HIT ME...

157. FIX AWAY.

158. A CONCUSSION.

159. ON YOU.

160. I CAN'T FIX STUFF.

161. OH, GREAT! NOW WHAT?

162. LAY DOWN BACK,

163. HAVE ME SLEEPY.

164. CAN'T FIX IT LAYING DOWN, BABY.

165. LET'S GO.

166. MURPHY, MAN,

167. I'M GOING TO GET HIM...

168. OH. YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT, PUNK!

169. HEY,

170. A CONCUSSION?

171. NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

172. WAKE HIM UP.

173. NO! LET HIM SLEEP.

174. HE'LL NEED A LOT LESS AIR.

175. HE MIGHT DIE, IDIOT!

176. THEN HE'LL NEED A LOT LESS.

177. Beard Guy: NOT ASLEEP YET.

178. SHUT UP!

179. OK. QUINN, YOU'VE GOT A BIG, FAT BRAIN.

180. HAH!

181. A WAY OUT OF HERE, WOULD YOU?

182. ALL RIGHT. FIRST OFF,

183. FIRE! LET'S START A FIRE

184. GOES OFF,

185. AND WE CAN BREATHE!

186. I SAW A GAS CAN IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

187. WHO'S GOT A LIGHTER?

188. YEAH, WE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN HAVE TIME

189. TO DIE OF

190. THROUGH THE ROOF.

191. GREAT IDEA!

192. WE'LL USE THE OXYGEN TANKS TO BLOW US OUT OF HERE.

193. COME ON, PEOPLE!

194. TO MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS.

195. YEAH, THIS PLACE ON STILTS.

196. YOU KNOW, IF I HAD

197. OH, MY GOD, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!

198. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

199. I'VE GOT A PLAN.

200. OK, GOING TO NEED THIS, GOING TO NEED THAT.

201. OK, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

202. THIS IS A BENT NAIL, THAT MEANS GOOD LUCK.

203. NOW, DUCT TAPE. ANYBODY? HELLO, DUCT TAPE?

204. YOU GO RIGHT HERE. OH, YEAH.

205. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

206. SIREN SONG,

207. MARINERS INTO THE CLOSET.

208. THEN WE SHANGHAI THEM,

209. THINK OF A PLAN.

210. I'M JUST GOING TO USE BEARD GUY'S TOOLS

211. AND BYPASS THE CIRCUIT.

212. WELL, WHY DON'T

213. I COME UP WITH?

214. WHY DON'T YOU CALL

215. SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY THE BOSS?

216. HUH? WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT? YEAH.

217. I'M GOING TO GO FIX THE DOOR NOW.

218. WHO'S BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN?

219. WHO'S BRUCE—? MAN, YOU PEOPLE.

220. OF PHILISTINES.

221. PUT THAT OVER HERE, PUT THE RED THING HERE.

222. COME ON, ALREADY!

223. I'M RUNNING ON CO2 HERE, OK?

224. IN THIS ROOM.

225. WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

226. OH, YEAH, GOD FORBID

227. IS DOING HIS PLAN.

228. NO! YOU DON'T WANT OF QUINN!

229. BEFORE QUINN!

230. MIGHTY QUINN! BIG QUINN!

231. QUINN IS...

232. OPEN OR NOT?

233. I DO.

234. OK, THEN.

235. OK, THEN.

236. HURRY, QUINN, SHUT IT!

237. DIOS MIO!

238. WAS THAT?

239. DOGS COME FROM?

240. OH, YEAH, NOW I REMEMBER.

241. REMEMBER WHAT?

242. UH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE RESCUE GREYHOUNDS?

243. I MEAN, FROM THE TRACK?

244. THOSE WEREN'T ANY DAMN GREYHOUNDS.

245. NO, I DON'T LIKE GREYHOUNDS.

246. TOO POINTY.

247. FROM GUATEMALA.

248. WHAT?

249. YEAH, TOUGH BASTARDS, TOO. REAL KILLERS.

250. WERE YOU THINKING, MAN?

251. ANY-WHO, I CAME THEM SOME FOOD.

252. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN FED IN 3 DAYS?

253. MORE LIKE 10. I KEPT FORGETTING.

254. WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE!

255. YES. YES, WE ARE.

256. BE WORSE.

257. HOW?

258. WORSE?

259. WE COULD BE OUT THERE, LIKE STORMY.

260. —www.ncicap.org—

261. ON OR OFF?

262. TOO BAD.