Sealab 2021 3x7

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Angela Elayne Gibbs as Black Debbie (voice)

Captain Murphy opens Sealab to tourists, eventually prompting Dr. Virjay to renounce his religion, and begin to eat meat from cows.

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1. - DISCOVER A MAGICAL WORLD UNDER THE SEA,

2. A PLACE WHERE ADVENTURE AND MAGIC COME TOGETHER

3. IN A MAGICAL ADVENTURE OF MAGIC AND ADVENTURE FOR WHOLE FAMILY.

4. SEALAB!

5. DROWN YOURSELF IN A MAGICAL ADVENTURE!

6. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

7. - HOW MUCH ASS DOES THAT KICK?

8. - HOW MUCH?

9. YOU BORROWED 100 GRAND AGAINST SEALAB TO MAKE THIS?

10. - 103 OR SO.

11. - AND NOW WE HAVE TO GET TOURISTS TO COME DOWN HERE

12. TO PAY BACK THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON A COMMERCIAL

13. TO GET TOURISTS TO COME DOWN HERE

14. TO PAY BACK THE MONEY WE DIDN'T EVEN OWE

15. BEFORE YOU MADE THIS STUPID COMMERCIAL!

16. - OR WE CAN LOSE SEALAB.

17. AND, YOU KNOW, WITH THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS,

18. I CAN GO EITHER WAY.

19. I REALLY CAN.

20. - WELL, I CAN'T!

21. I'M NOT GONNA LET THE DAMN BANK TAKE SEALAB!

22. - AND THAT CAN-DO ATTITUDE IS WHY

23. YOU'RE THE NEW HEAD BARTENDER.

24. WELCOME TO SEALAB, EVERYBODY!

25. - GRAND CANYON, MY ASS!

26. - WHEN DO WE EAT?

27. - I'M CAPTAIN MURPHY,

28. AND YOU ARE IN FOR THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME!

29. BREATH-TAKING UNDERSEA ADVENTURES,

30. WORLD-CLASS FLOOR SHOWS AND DINING,

31. AND IF YOU CAME TO RELAX,

32. THEN JUST PUT YOUR CHUBBY LEGS—

33. - 1, 2, 3, 4. - OH, HE HAS SPECIAL NEEDS.

34. - IS THAT CONTAGIOUS?

35. - NO, YOU SILLY BILLY!

36. IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.

37. - WELL, THEN, LET'S GET YOUR AMAZINGLY EXPENSIVE

38. SEALAB VACATION STARTED.

39. - OH, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE AND EATING FOOD.

40. - LITTLE EGG BRAIN OVER THERE,

41. ISOLATE AND CONTAIN.

42. - OK, YEAH, I'M ON IT.

43. - LOOK AT ME. ISOLATE AND CONTAIN!

44. - 14, 15, 16, 17...

45. - BEFORE WE START, I HAVE TO—

46. HEY!

47. BEFORE WE START, I HAVE TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS

48. FOR SAFETY REASONS.

49. NOW, ARE ANY WOMEN HERE PREGNANT?

50. WELL, MAYBE TONIGHT AFTER THE BIG MASQUERADE BALL.

51. HEY-O!

52. PAUL SHAFFER LOOK-ALIKE GUY, EVERYBODY.

53. GIVE HIM A HAND!

54. - YOU'RE CUCKOO WACKY, BABE!

55. HA! AH!

56. - OK.

57. IS ANYONE MENSTRUATING?

58. I KNOW IT'S EMBARRASSING,

59. BUT THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

60. IS ANYONE MENSTRUATING.

61. - UH...

62. OH, I AM.

63. - YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD NOW?

64. - YES, UH-HUH, MM-HMM.

65. - OK, WHEN DID YOUR PERIOD START?

66. - I, UH...

67. I THINK THURSDAY.

68. - YOU THINK OR YOU KNOW?

69. COME, BIG 'UN, GET IT TOGETHER.

70. - UH, YES. THURSDAY. THURSDAY NIGHT, MM-HMM.

71. - THURSDAY! OK!

72. HER PERIOD STARTED ON THURSDAY! - MM-HMM, THURSDAY.

73. - NOW, DO YOU HAVE SEX WHEN YOU'RE MENSTRUATING?

74. - I, UH, WHAT?

75. - NEVER MIND.

76. HEY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

77. ALL RIGHT NOW, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR

78. AND HOP IN THE POOL.

79. - UH, BUT I'M ON MY PERIOD.

80. - YES, YOU'VE MADE THAT PAINFULLY CLEAR.

81. NOW GET IN THE POOL.

82. - OK, UM... HERE GOES.

83. - WATCH CLOSELY, EVERYBODY.

84. - OH, OH, MY GOD! AGH!

85. - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE KILLING HER!

86. - THE DOLPHIN IS EATING HER!

87. - THIS IS— - SOME WENT IN MY EYE!

88. - LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, PEOPLE.

89. AUNT FLO DRIVES THESE ANIMALS CRAZY.

90. - BUT THE BROCHURE SAID THERE WERE—

91. 11 DIFFERENT BARS DOWN HERE.

92. - OH, SURE!

93. THERE'S BEYOND LIQUOR DOME,

94. EXSCURVY, SHANK.

95. - SO, WHERE DO WE GET SOMETHING TO DRINK THERE, HUH?

96. - HOW 'BOUT SOME BREAKFAST FIRST THERE, BIG GUY?

97. - NOPE, CAN'T WAIT.

98. - CAN WE CHECK ON OUR KIDS?

99. - NO NEED TO WORRY.

100. THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH SENOR CLOWN.

101. - OK, OK. NO, NO, NO, KID.

102. JUST ROLL THE SMOKE AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH.

103. LEARN TO SAVOR IT.

104. - SENOR CLOWN, I GONNA THROW UP!

105. - THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING. I'M GLAD.

106. THAT'S A COHIBA REVOSTO!

107. - SENOR CLOWN— - IT'S REALLY BUENA, KID.

108. - I WANT MY MOMMY. - HEY, HEY, HEY!

109. SENOR CLOWN WANTS YOUR MOMMY, TOO, KID.

110. SHUT UP!

111. - HEY!

112. WHAT'S THAT FREE WELCOME ABOARD DRINK LIKE? IS THAT GOOD?

113. - THE WELCOME ABOARD IS RED WINE

114. WITH A SHOT OF MOLE SAUCE IN IT.

115. - WHO THE HELL WOULD ORDER THAT?

116. - NOBODY. WANT A MARTINI?

117. - UM, YEAH. TWO, PLEASE.

118. - $22.

119. - FOR TWO MARTINIS? - APIECE!

120. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

121. - OLIVE'S A BUCK EXTRA.

122. - THAT'S ROBBERY!

123. - COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO HAVE IT.

124. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS SHAKING.

125. - MMM. OH! DISH IT UP, COOKIE!

126. - HEY, HOW'S IT LOOKING, SPARKS?

127. OUR GUESTS HAVING A GAY OLD SEALAB TIME?

128. - WELL, MOST OF THE ADULTS ARE DOING THE ECO-TOURISM CHALLENGE.

129. OBSERVE.

130. - PEOPLE,

131. TODAY YOU ARE NOT JUST TOURISTS.

132. MM-MM!

133. YOU ARE ECO-WARRIORS!

134. - WELL, IN THE BROCHURE

135. IT SAID WE'D BE TAGGING ENDANGERED SPECIES OF FISH.

136. - I'M GONNA TAG YOUR DAMN FISH, FAT MAN.

137. - WHAT? - DID I ASK YOU TO TALK?

138. LET ME DO THAT AGAIN. I SORRY.

139. I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT YOU OFF.

140. - WHAT? - HUSH!

141. NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME

142. THE OCEAN'S NUMBER ONE ENEMY?

143. - OH, THE SKY!

144. - THE—

145. YOU'RE JUST TALKING CRAZY, FAT MAN!

146. IT'S PLASTIC, PEOPLE.

147. PLAST—HA HA! I'M SORRY!

148. - UM. - HUSH!

149. SO, TODAY WE GONNA HELP SAVE THE OCEAN

150. BY PUTTING THESE LITTLE CHUNKY PLASTIC BITS

151. IN GLASS SAFETY DOMES.

152. - HEY, THESE ARE JUST SEALAB SOUVENIRS!

153. - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, SHORTY.

154. NOW GET TO WORK!

155. AND DON'T MESS WITH MY MONEY, YOU HEAR?

156. - HEY, THAT'S MY SPOON!

157. - 'CAUSE I NEED TO GET PAID!

158. - AND THE REST OF THE GROWNUPS

159. ARE ON THE MOONLIGHT RENDEZ-CRUISE.

160. - AND OVER THERE IS SOME CORAL AND OTHER STUFF.

161. - I'M REALLY HUNGRY!

162. - OH, MY GOD, MY FOOT!

163. - HEY, STOP THE BOAT, GUYS. A MAN'S HURT BACK HERE.

164. - OH, MAN, WHO'S BLEEDING BACK THERE?

165. - OH, IT'S GOT A CUT BAD!

166. - IF YOU LOOK RIGHT BEHIND YOU,

167. YOU'LL SEE SOME OF OUR OCEAN FRIENDS.

168. - AND HOLY CRAP, THAT'S A SHARK!

169. - OH, MY GOD!

170. - LOOK AT THAT SHARK!

171. - EVERYBODY, GIVE A BIG SHOUT-OUT

172. TO CARCHARODON CARCHARIAS.

173. - GOOD-LOOKING SHARK RIGHT THERE.

174. HOW'S SENOR CLOWN MAKING OUT?

175. - YEAH, UH...

176. ABOUT THAT.

177. - AAAH!

178. SENOR CLOWN!

179. - I WANT MY MOMMY!

180. - SHUT UP!

181. - THAT KID'S HEAD IS MADE OF CHEESE!

182. - UH, I THINK IT'S JUST A HAT.

183. - WELL, I MEAN, STILL THOUGH.

184. - STILL WHAT?

185. - WELL, LET'S HEAD DOWN FOR DINNER.

186. - AND THE ENSALADA POLLO LOCO.

187. - UH, YEAH, CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD WITH SALSA.

188. IT'S A BIG SELLER.

189. - AND THE HAWAIIAN LUAU SALAD?

190. - UH, CHICKEN CAESAR WITH A PINEAPPLE RING.

191. ALSO QUITE GOOD.

192. - THIS MENU IS CRAP!

193. THAT'S A CHICKEN CAESAR WITH CRAP ON IT!

194. - HEY! I DON'T COOK THE FOOD!

195. - HOW DARE YOU!

196. - HOW DARE YOU, YOU SLAB!

197. - PAUL, DO SOMETHING. - THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

198. - HEY, HEY, HEY, CALM DOWN!

199. - DEMAND MORE FOOD. - SHUT UP!

200. SPARKS, PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS FOR EVERYBODY!

201. - OH, YEAH, COMING RIGHT UP, SKIP.

202. - I'LL SHOVE A CHEESE STEAK UP YOUR ASS!

203. - OH, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT.

204. - I'LL HAVE THAT CHEESE STEAK.

205. EITHER HOLE, PLEASE.

206. - WHERE IS THE MONEY?

207. - HEY, FOLKS, IT'S DR. VIRJAY!

208. WHAT A TOTALLY UNEXPECTED YET PLEASANT SURPRISE.

209. TO WHAT DO WE OWE THE PLEASURE, DOCTOR?

210. - OH, I AM AFRAID THAT PLEASURE

211. IS NOT ON THE MENU TONIGHT, GOOD SIR.

212. - GRAVE SITUATION?

213. - OH, YES.

214. A VERY GRAVE SITUATION.

215. - LISTEN TO THAT, EVERYBODY.

216. DR. VIRJAY HAS DISCOVERED A VERY RARE

217. AND VERY DEADLY DISEASE DOWN HERE.

218. - WHAT IS IT, DOC?

219. - OH, IT'S SEEMS THE CAPTAIN KNOWS MORE ABOUT IT THAN I DO.

220. PLEASE CONTINUE.

221. - OH, NO, NO!

222. YOU'RE THE MEDICAL EXPERT.

223. - OH, IT WAS I WHO WAS THIRD IN HIS CLASS

224. AT THE MEDICAL COLLEGE OF MISHKOTABOOTY.

225. - UH, I CAN ONLY ASSUME SO.

226. - WELL, THEN SHUT UP.

227. DEAR GUESTS,

228. I AM SADDENED AND INDEED QUITE ASHAMED

229. TO ANNOUNCE I HAVE DISCOVERED A DEADLY VIRUS ON SEALAB.

230. - I'LL BET THERE'S NO CURE.

231. - DAMN IT, MAN, I'M TELLING IT!

232. - WHAT IS IT? - WHAT IS IT? - WHAT IS IT?

233. - YEAH, SINCE YOU KNOW SO DAMN MUCH.

234. - THIS—SHUT UP—THIS DISEASE IS SO NEW AND RARE

235. THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE A NAME YET.

236. - NICE CATCH. - SHUT UP!

237. AND THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION

238. IS FOR YOU ALL TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

239. - WAIT, SHOULDN'T WE BE QUARANTINED

240. UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT IS?

241. - ORDINARILY, YES.

242. NOW GET OUT.

243. - OH, HONEY! - WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?

244. WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?

245. - THE CHILDREN MUST BE QUARANTINED.

246. - BUT YOU SAID— - WOMAN, THERE'S NO TIME!

247. GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE!

248. - JOEY, WHERE ARE YOU? - NICELY PLAYED, DOCTOR.

249. - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT SO SMUGLY?

250. I HAVE VIOLATED THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH.

251. - WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

252. - OH, PHILLIES!

253. DIG IN THERE, DOC!

254. - NO, NO.

255. MY RELIGION FORBIDS IT.

256. - OH, WHAT DO YOU CARE?

257. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL ANYWAY FOR THE HIPPOPOTAMUS THING.

258. - OH, WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN HELL.

259. - SO, WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?

260. - WELL, THEY—THEY DO SMELL DELICIOUS.

261. - IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A PHILLY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH,

262. YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD.

263. - OH, KRISHNA, FORGIVE ME.

264. - YEAH, BABY! YEAH!

265. - NOW IS THAT NOT THE BEST DAMN THING

266. YOU'VE EVER SHOVED IN YOUR CURRY HOLE?

267. - IT'S LIKE THERE'S A PARTY IN MY MOUTH

268. AND EVERYBODY'S— - HEY, WHOA!

269. TAKE IT EASY, MAN!

270. - HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR FAREWELL DRINK.

271. - DISH IT UP, COOKIE!

272. - HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO DRINK

273. WHEN WE'RE RIDDLED WITH DISEASE?

274. - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF THERE, FELLA.

275. HIT ME AGAIN THERE, COOKIE.

276. - WELL... - YEAH!

277. - THEY'RE FREE!

278. - OH, WELL, THANK GOD.

279. 'CAUSE I MIGHT AS WELL GET SOMETHING FREE

280. OUT OF THIS SUCK-FEST!

281. - HEY, THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

282. - ALL ABOARD, SHEEPLE.

283. - WELL!

284. THANKS TO MY TOURISM COMMERCIAL,

285. WE MADE ENOUGH MONEY OFF THESE STUPID TOURISTS

286. TO PAY BACK THE BANK FOR THE MONEY I BORROWED

287. TO MAKE THAT COMMERCIAL TO GET TOURISTS TO COME DOWN HERE.

288. AND, QUINN, YOU SURE PART OF THE PLAN'S GONNA WORK?

289. - I PUT ENOUGH SODIUM AMYTAL IN THOSE DRINKS

290. TO ERASE AN ELEPHANT'S MEMORY.

291. - SO THEY WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT COMING TO SEALAB?

292. - THEY WON'T REMEMBER WHO THEY ARE.

293. PLUS, STORMY TOOK THEM TO A DESERT ISLAND

294. SWARMING WITH HUGE FERAL CATS.

295. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

296. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

297. - ARE YOU DONE WITH THE PIG'S HEAD?

298. ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

299. - SO, THEY'LL ALL PROBABLY DIE.

300. - YEAH.