Sealab 2021 3x5

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A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series.

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1. IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

2. I MEAN, WHAT? WHAT THE HELL?

3. BOY, JUST GO AHEAD AND KICK WHOEVER'S ASS THAT IS.

4. UH-OH. MAYBE NOT.

5. HUH. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

6. WHO IS IT?

7. IT'S MARCO. CAN I TALK TO YOU?

8. OUT HERE, PLEASE?

9. YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

10. WHAT IS UP? NOTHING.

11. WELL, GOOD NIGHT.

12. SIR! COME OUT HERE!

13. OHH, ALL RIGHT.

14. WHAT?

15. WHAT TIME IT IS?

16. NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES?

17. A HOT TUB?

18. THE CAT IN THE TUB,

19. BUT HE'S CRAZY. HE HATES IT.

20. OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT ALL THIS!

21. WHOA, CHECK IT OUT!

22. EVER!

23. YEAH, CARESS OF STEEL. IT'S AN IMPORT.

24. UH, CAPTAIN,

25. YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A HOUSE CAT.

26. IT'S AN OCELOT!

27. IT'S AN OCELOT.

28. DON'T YOU NEED ENDANGERED SPECIES?

29. HEY, ANYBODY WANT A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE?

30. HEY, HOW ABOUT SHAVED ICE? KOBE STEAK?

31. GET ALL THIS STUFF?

32. UH, THIS PLACE CALLED "STORES."

33. HOW DID YOU AFFORD IT?

34. HA HA! KA-CHING!

35. MAN! WOW, OK.

36. WELL, GOOD LUCK PAYING IT OFF, SIR.

37. HA HA! ALL RIGHT!

38. SERIOUSLY, A GOOD INTEREST RATE?

39. MAYBE. CHECK OVER BY THE PIPE ORGAN.

40. THERE'S CRAP OVER THERE I HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED YET.

41. HOW CREDIT CARDS WORK.

42. WHAT?

43. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I FOR ALL THAT STUFF!

44. NO... NOT EXACTLY.

45. GOODIES CREATOR.

46. REMEMBER? I MAY HAVE.

47. $108,000?

48. TO ANOTHER ONE... THAT...

49. GOODIES CREATOR.

50. OK. REALLY?

51. NO. DAMN IT!

52. BUT I GOT A BETTER PLAN.

53. BETTER THAN MAGIC?

54. MMM... AS GOOD.

55. HERE'S THE DEAL...

56. LOOK, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.

57. OF BLACKBEARD'S SUNKEN TREASURE,

58. UH... WHAT INTELLIGENCE?

59. UH, SOURCES.

60. SO, YOU'RE GONNA GO LOAD UP THE TREASURE,

61. TO ME... FOR SCIENCE.

62. I DON'T THINK THERE'S IN THE VIKING, SIR...

63. THERE'S SCADS OF IT.

64. BECAUSE SHE SANK IN 1944...

65. GOBS AND GOBS.

66. AND SHE WASN'T BLACKBEARD'S SHIP.

67. TREASURE, THAT WRECK'S ENTIRELY UNSTABLE.

68. GOD, HER TIMBERS HAVE TO BE ROTTED OUT BY NOW.

69. WITH SHARKS!

70. WELL, I HATE IT FOR YOU.

71. NOW GO GET THE TREASURE.

72. WE'RE DOING THIS

73. UNDER PROTEST... FAIR ENOUGH.

74. IDIOTIC MISSION.

75. WHATEVER.

76. I'M GONNA BUY A BITCHIN' CAMARO

77. WITH MY SHARE OF THE BOOTY.

78. THERE'S NO BOOTY, IDIOT.

79. BUT THEY GOT INTELLIGENCE!

80. UNLIKE YOU.

81. USE YOUR HEAD, BABY.

82. STORMY,

83. TREASURE?

84. WHY? WHEN DID PIRATES LIVE?

85. LIKE, IN THE 1700s.

86. WERE THEY AZTECS?

87. AND GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE?

88. YEAH, THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

89. SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

90. A WATERY GRA-A-A-AVE!

91. SHUT UP!

92. SPARKS, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

93. NICE, CRAZY LITTLE GENIUS.

94. HOW'S THE SEARCH GOING?

95. UM, GREAT. GOING GREAT.

96. YEAH, WELL, THE TREASURE GETS HERE.

97. I'M STARTING TO GET BITCHY PHONE CALLS.

98. HOW DO I LOOK?

99. Y-YOU LOOK GREAT.

100. WELL, I FEEL GREAT.

101. WELL, YOU LOOK—

102. GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT.

103. HEY, UM, SIGN THIS FOR ME?

104. APPLICATION?

105. 'CAUSE THAT OTHER ONE QUIT WORKING.

106. YEAH, AND... FREQUENT-FLYER MILES.

107. WAIT.

108. DO I HAVE TO PAY IT OFF?

109. YOU'LL HAVE ALL THAT DAMN TREASURE.

110. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

111. HEY, YOU THINK I'LL TURN

112. WHEN I'M ALL CRAZY RICH?

113. HA! TRUST ME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

114. HEY, THANKS!

115. COME ON, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

116. RESTLESS!

117. ABOUT THIS.

118. ABOUT EVERYTHING!

119. NO, HE'S RIGHT.

120. TOTALLY SPOOKY.

121. OF A MIL-L-L-LION PIRATES!

122. SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

123. IN THEIR GHOSTLY PATH!

124. SHUT UP! LET'S JUST

125. BASTARD.

126. THE BO-O-O-OTY!

127. WE'VE COME FOR THE BOOTY!

128. CHECK IT OUT! I'M TRYING MY ASS OFF,

129. AND I CAN'T CRASH THIS THING!

130. TOTALLY UN-TIP-OVERABLE!

131. UH-HUH. AWESOME.

132. HEY, ARE THEY IN THE BOAT?

133. THE TREASURE?

134. YEAH, SACKLOADS.

135. HELL, YEAH! LET ME HEAR.

136. ON THAT THING.

137. UH, THE FEED'S VIDEO ONLY.

138. SEALAB, THIS IS QUINN. DO YOU COPY?

139. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

140. QUINN! HOW MANY SACKS YOU GOT?

141. I, UH... GOTTA GO CHECK ON SOMETHING.

142. IS IT ALL DOUBLOONS,

143. AND THAT CRAP?

144. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE CAMERA, SIR,

145. THERE'S NO TREASURE—

146. JUST A LOT OF SKELETONS.

147. GOLDEN SKELETONS?

148. NO, THE REGULAR KIND!

149. AW, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING RIGHT!

150. HEY, HEY, CHECK AND STUFF!

151. WE'VE CHECKED EVERY DECK.

152. ARE RUNNING LOW!

153. NO! NO, NO! KEEP LOOKING!

154. SIR, IT'S AL CAPONE'S VAULT ALL OVER AGAIN.

155. WE'RE COMING BACK.

156. NO! NOW, PIRATES, THEY'RE PARANOID!

157. THEY HIDE STUFF! THEY'RE ALL CRAZY!

158. IN THEIR BUTTS!

159. WE'RE COMING BACK!

160. I'LL BET THOSE

161. OF GOLD!

162. BUST A COUPLE OPEN!

163. WE'RE NOT MESSING WITH THOSE NASTY OLD SKELETONS.

164. YOU'RE AN ASS.

165. WAIT, WHERE'S STORMY?

166. WHO CARES? LET'S JUST GO.

167. WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM.

168. YEAH, GO FIND HIM! AND TAKE SOME SACKS!

169. WHERE IS THAT IDIOT?

170. Stormy, spooky voice: I HEARD THAT, PUNK!

171. STORMY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

172. I DON'T KNOW. NEAR SOME WIRES.

173. WIRES? WHAT KIND OF WIRES?

174. ARE THEY GOLDEN?

175. NO, THE REGULAR KIND.

176. THEY GO FROM OUTSIDE...

177. INTO THIS BIG BOX...

178. OF... DYNAMITE?

179. WHAT? WHOA, WHOA!

180. DYNAMITE DOWN HERE?

181. AW, DAMN!

182. WHOA! HOLY CRAP!

183. THEY ALL GET BLOWN UP?

184. YEAH, AND SO DID THE TREASURE!

185. OH, MAN, I AM ROYALLY SCREWED!

186. DON'T SWEAT IT. I'LL PAY YOUR BILL.

187. WITH WHAT, YOUR STUPID MAGIC?

188. NAH!

189. I'M RICH, SKIP.

190. YEAH, I HAD POLICIES ON ALL OF THEM.

191. THAT'S 200 GRAND EACH.

192. WOW. WHAT ARE THE ODDS THEY'D DIE LIKE THAT?

193. MMM...

194. ABOUT ONE-TO-ONE, ROUGHLY.

195. HUH?

196. I SET IT ALL UP, SKIP.

197. GOT YOU TO RUN

198. SO YOU'D SEND THEM LOOKING

199. AND COLLECT ON THE INSURANCE.

200. YEAH, OK, STOP.

201. I'M ALL GIBBERED UP HERE,

202. THING IS,

203. YOU'RE GONNA PAY OFF MY CARD, YEAH?

204. YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY IT OFF.

205. HOW'S THAT?

206. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT ONE MORE POLICY.

207. UH, YOURS?

208. NO...

209. OH.

210. WELL, SEE YOU IN HELL, THEN.

211. PROBABLY.

212. AAH!

213. HEY! HEY, SKIP, STOP THAT! NO, DON'T!

214. AAH! AAH!

215. SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT THERE, FRANK?

216. BOTTLES,

217. I'M THINKING THEIR COURAGE UP.

218. A FINAL EMBRACE, THE BATTERY.

219. THE DOUBLE DUPER.

220. APPARENTLY, THE FLOATER HAD A PILOT BADGE.

221. WHAT WAS THE OTHER ANGLE?

222. OOH, SO THEY MADE A BIG BOWL OF DEAD GUY SOUP, HUH?

223. BOY, LOVE HURTS.

224. GOT THAT RIGHT.

225. HEY, HOW'S DORIS DOING?

226. HEY, FAT AND HAPPY. HAVING A LITTLE GIRL.

227. IRISH TWINS, HUH? GLAD TO HEAR IT, JOE.

228. IRISH TWINS! SHUT UP.

229. OH, YOU KNOW, MIND-BLOWING PAIN.

230. OH, YEAH.

231. HOW'S ABOUT YOU?

232. OH, ASS FULL OF RED-HOT COALS.

233. OF RED-HOT COALS.

234. OH, YEAH.

235. YOUR, UH, ENTIRE ASS,

236. OF RED-HOT COALS?

237. RIGHT TO THE RIM, BABY.

238. YOU LUCKY BASTARD. YEAH.