Sealab 2021 3x5

Directed by

Dave Willis as Big Brain / Dolphin Boy Twins (voice)

A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series.

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1. - OH, MY RIBS!

2. BEN, GO GET HELP!

3. GOOD GIRL.

4. BEN? BEN?

5. OH, GREAT!

6. - CUT!

7. HAL, COULD YOU SUCK AT IT ANY HARDER?

8. - OH, CRAWL BACK IN YOUR BOTTLE, RUMMY!

9. - YOU'RE SUCKING IT.

10. - DAMN BUG CAN'T HIT HIS STUPID MARK.

11. - YOU SHUT UP ON THE BUG.

12. THE BUG IS GOOD.

13. - OH, TURN IT OFF, PRESCOTT. TURN IT OFF!

14. FROM YESTERDAY?

15. - I SAID ENOUGH, PRESCOTT.

16. - DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM? - ENOUGH, HE SAID!

17. - CLAM IT, YOU YES-BRAINS!

18. - YES, J.J.! - TIP-TOP, J.J.!

19. - HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING SMARTER THAN THAT!

20. - PRESCOTT, SEALAB'S OUT OF CONTROL.

21. - OVER-BUDGET! - WEAK STORY LINES!

22. - IT'S LIKE "FISHTAR" DOWN THERE.

23. - GOOD ONE, J.J.! - TOP HOLE, J.J.!

24. - YOU'RE FREAKING HILARIOUS!

25. - DON'T FORGET SEALAB-CON-SCAM-GATE.

26. - I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE ASHAMED! - I'M DISGUSTED!

27. - I'M EMBARRASSED! - I'M ALL THOSE THINGS THAT END IN "E-D."

28. - THIS IS THEIR LAST CHANCE, PRESCOTT!

29. SO, GET DOWN THERE,

30. SNOOP AROUND.

31. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, ISN'T IT?

32. - GET THE DIRT. - THE SCUTTLEBUTT.

33. - THE SKINNY. - THE DOPE.

34. - THE SKINNY DOPE. - WAIT A MINUTE! WHERE'S MY DOPE?

35. - YOU LEFT IT AT HOME. - ARE YOU SURE?

36. - I'M PRETTY SURE. - MAYBE IT'S IN THE CAR. CALL THE DEALER...

37. - ALL RIGHT, COME ON! BUTTON UP! CLAM IT! STOW IT!

38. PRESCOTT, FIND OUT IF THE SHOW CAN BE SALVAGED.

39. - AND IF IT CAN'T?

40. - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

41. - YES, J.J.

42. HMM, YEAH.

43. - SO, STORMY'S REALLY THIRSTY HERE.

44. DROWNING IN A RIVER OF THIRST.

45. BIG, MUDDY, THIRSTY RIVER.

46. - YEAH, DUDE! - THAT'S YOU DROWNING.

47. - I'M FEELING IT. LET'S GO!

48. - ALL RIGHT, THEN. ACTION,

49. HOW 'BOUT THAT?

50. - GIVE ME MY CHANGE!

51. - GOD. YOU'RE CRUSHING MY SPINE!

52. - NICE AD-LIB, HAL!

53. YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

54. GO WITH THAT!

55. - SERIOUSLY!

56. YOU'RE BREAKING MY BACK,

57. YOU!

58. - HEY, MILLER,

59. IS TV-PG, RIGHT?

60. - PRESCOTT!

61. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! - SAY, PRES!

62. - HEY, HAL!

63. HOW'S THE PONIES TREATING YOU, PAL?

64. HA HA HA! - PRES!

65. - LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

66. - HEY! - PRESCOTT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY SET?

67. - WELL, NOW, TECHNICALLY

68. THE NETWORK, RIGHT?

69. - YEAH, RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY SET?

70. - PRES, I THINK MY BACK'S BROKEN.

71. - YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, HALIE.

72. YOU'RE ACES! YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!

73. YOU'RE MY GUY, AND I LOVE YOU!

74. THE NETWORK'S

75. THAT THINGS AREN'T, YOU KNOW, QUITE ON TRACK.

76. - I CAN'T WORK WITH

77. SHOULDER.

78. - YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE.

79. - WHOA!

80. YOU'LL BARELY KNOW I'M HERE.

81. SORRY ABOUT THAT, DAVE.

82. NO WORRIES, PRES. HA HA!

83. - WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOING HERE?

84. - I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.

85. SNOOPING AROUND, I GUESS.

86. - WELL, KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE TRAILER.

87. THE NETWORK MUST NEVER FIND OUT.

88. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

89. - NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.

90. MORE OF A FACT-FINDING TRIP, YOU COULD SAY.

91. - HUSH, BABY-WABY.

92. THIS SEX-CRAZED UBER-SLUT!

93. - YES, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SPEAK TO THE WRITERS.

94. - SHUT THE UP!

95. THE WRITERS, EXACTLY!

96. THEY SUCK.

97. AND SPEAKING OF...

98. - OH! OH!

99. YOU DON'T WANT TO SUCK THAT.

100. THAT'S THE POTTY TENTACLE.

101. - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?

102. - ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

103. I'M GAY.

104. TO SCUBA DIVE IN THIS?

105. - NO, MAN, THE SCUBA MESS IS ALL PLAYED OUT, MAN.

106. IT'S TIRED. COME HERE, COME HERE.

107. COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE. COME HERE.

108. NOW YOU SOLVE CRIMES. - CRIMES?

109. - NO, YEAH, YEAH!

110. THIS MACKED OUT CADDY, MAN,

111. WITH YOUR PARTNER. - PARTNER? WAIT. WHAT PARTNER?

112. - MY BROTHER BY ANOTHER MOTHER!

113. WHAT'S UP, BRETT?

114. AND TURN THIS BITCH OUT?

115. - IT'S FAT CITY, DAD!

116. - OH, MAN. OFF.

117. - WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

118. - UM...

119. WHO ARE YOU?

120. - CHUMP, DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE PUMP,

121. YOU JIVE TURKEY!

122. - DUDE, HE'S GOT LITTLE SUCKY CUPS!

123. - DUDE, IS THAT POLIO?

124. - YEAH, YEAH.

125. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.

126. LISTEN, YOU BOYS

127. WITH THE ON-SET TUTOR, RIGHT?

128. - TUTOR? - WE BARELY KNOW HER!

129. - FUNNY STUFF.

130. MMM! THESE CRAFT

131. DON'T LOOK VERY NUTRITIOUS.

132. - DUDE, WE NEVER EAT.

133. - REALLY?

134. SAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU BOYS?

135. - 17. - 17.

136. - KIDS, TIME FOR YOUR SPECIAL VITAMINS!

137. - MR. ESTRADA?

138. IT'S PRESCOTT FROM THE NETWORK!

139. MR. ESTRADA! - I'M DOING YOGA!

140. I MEAN PILATES!

141. - I'VE GOT A RESIDUAL CHECK FOR YOU.

142. - LET'S SEE IT!

143. - OH, HA HA!

144. I MADE THAT UP!

145. LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO GET PAID,

146. SHOW UP ON THE SET.

147. - REALLY?

148. - YOU KNOW,

149. WHAT IS THAT FISHY SMELL?

150. - YEAH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT, HOMBRE.

151. - SO, AHEM, LISTEN—

152. ABOUT NOT BEING ON THE SET,

153. START WITH LOGAN.

154. - OOH, YEAH.

155. ME LOVE YOUR CHAIR.

156. DOES IT GO UP AND DOWN?

157. - DAMN YOU, SIR!

158. AND DAMN YOUR CHAIR!

159. - HEY.

160. GREAT STUFF! GREAT! YEAH!

161. OBLIGATED TO "SEALAB."

162. - HEY, LOOK, THERE'S

163. THE LOGANATOR!

164. OH!

165. OH, THAT'S TOO GOOD.

166. OK, LOGAN, ME,

167. KEEP ARCHENEMY FROM...

168. OF THE CHAIR.

169. I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD.

170. - WAIT!

171. A LITTLE CRIPPLED BOY.

172. - DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!

173. SODERBERGH.

174. HAVE YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.

175. - YEAH, MAN. YOU TOLD US.

176. - MUM'S THE WORD ON THE VITAMIN SHOTS.

177. - YEAH, MAN. YOU TOLD US.

178. - OR NO MORE "MOMMY'S LITTLE HELPERS."

179. - YEAH, MAN. YOU TOLD US.

180. - WE'RE SHORT, NOT STUPID.

181. - NO, EVEN WORSE.

182. GOINGS-ON DOWN HERE, J.J.

183. OF IT, PRESCOTT.

184. - GET TO THE BOTTOM. - THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

185. - THE BARREL WITH THE MONKEY.

186. AND TALK TO THE MONKEYS. - THE MONKEYS SAY YES, YOU SAY NO.

187. - SAY YES, YES, NO, NO. THEY'LL KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. THEY'RE MONKEYS...

188. - I'LL CALL YOU LATER, BIG BRAIN.

189. - WHOO!

190. - MEA CULPA, DAVE.

191. - NO WORRIES, PRES.

192. - UGH, THIS SHOW GETS WORSE EVERY DAY.

193. MY CHARACTER'S A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.

194. WHAT'S SHE NEED A GUN FOR?

195. - HEY, HEY!

196. I SMELL A SPIN-OFF!

197. ECCH! I SMELL POTTY TENTACLE.

198. AND THAT AIN'T A GOOD THING, BABY.

199. - HA HA! RIGHT!

200. SAY, DO EITHER OF YOU—

201. - OH, PLEASE, BUZZ OFF, SQUIDDLY DIDDLY.

202. - WHOA, WHOA!

203. REAL HOT LITTLE NUMBER, HUH?

204. I ASKED HER OUT?

205. ARE YOU ASKING ME?

206. - WELL, NO, YOU KNOW.

207. - HEARD YOU WERE GAY ANYWAY,

208. YOU TENTACLE-HAVING, SIGMUND

209. MAN, I TELL YOU, I'LL KICK A TENTACLE UP YOUR ASS.

210. - NO, I JUST TOLD KATE THAT.

211. OH, DON'T WORRY—

212. THAT'S A NON-POTTY ONE.

213. HA! BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING...

214. - OH, WHAT'S THE POINT, MAN, YOU KNOW?

215. THIS SHOT, THAT SHOT.

216. AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S JUST PIXELS FLYING THROUGH SPACE.

217. TO SHOW FOR IT?

218. - A CRUSHED SPINE?

219. - YOU GOT A BIG HOUSE, YOU GOT A LOT OF MONEY,

220. YOU GOT A HOT, BIG-LIPPED

221. AND WHO YOU'VE SUSPECTED, FOR NOT SURE IS, YOU KNOW,

222. WITH THE, YOU KNOW...

223. ACCOUNTING.

224. BAGGED IT!

225. - GIVE ME THAT!

226. - OH, PAPA'S GETTING A NEW BAG, BABY!

227. - HEY, MILLER, GOT A SECOND? - A BAG FOR PAPA!

228. - HEY, BRETT? - HEY, HAL.

229. MILLER, LISTEN— - BAG IT UP FOR DADDY.

230. - BRETT, WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE SHOES?

231. - NOT NOW, HAL.

232. LOOK, MILLER— - OH, MY GOD!

233. PRESCOTT'S GONNA TELL THE NETWORK I'VE LOST IT.

234. - OH, HE'S GONNA TELL THEM A LOT MORE THAN THAT.

235. - SHUT UP! - ABOUT OUR LITTLE SECRET.

236. - HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!

237. - 'CAUSE THOSE ARE REALLY GREAT SHOES, YOU KNOW!

238. - YEAH, UM, YEAH. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

239. - OH,

240. IT WAS THOSE DAMN TWINS!

241. - HUMAN ANTI GROWTH SERUM!

242. MY GOD, YOU'VE BEEN

243. SO THEY WON'T GROW UP AND LEAVE THE SHOW!

244. WHAT THE FRICK-FRACK?

245. - OH, I'LL GET YOU LITTLE FOR THIS!

246. - DUDE, HE ALREADY KNEW. DUDE— - SOMEBODY ELSE TOLD HIM.

247. - YOU'RE GONNA BURN FOR THIS, VIRJAY!

248. - IT'S—IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT ESTRADA IS DOING.

249. - I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. - HE—

250. OH, THAT WAS THE POTTY TENTACLE!

251. - DUDE, NOT COOL!

252. - HOLY CRAP-A-RONI!

253. - ALL UNITS, MOVE IN. GO!

254. - OH, MAN, THOSE BLABBER-MOUTH KIDS!

255. COME ON! COME ON!

256. - I'M ONLY GOING WITH YOU BECAUSE I'M DRUNK.

257. - START! - GOD! IT'S HOT IN HERE!

258. - PUT YOUR DAMN—WHA!

259. - DRIVER, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!

260. HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!

261. WELFARE AGENCY!

262. WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?

263. - OH, TAKE THAT... - DUDE!

264. - YOU LITTLE BASTARD BOYS! - DUDE!

265. STANDARDS AND PRACTICES.

266. BACK IN YOUR SHIRT,

267. YOU DIRTY WHORE!

268. - THEY'RE BLURRED OUT, YOU STUPID!

269. - OW! OW! MY FACE!

270. TRAFFIC CONTROL!

271. HELICOPTERS HERE!

272. - HA HA HA! YEAH!

273. - WE'RE NEVER GONNA

274. WITH ALL THIS DAMN NOISE!

275. - WHOA!

276. - NO, I DON'T THINK WE CAN SALVAGE IT, J.J.

277. - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO THEN.

278. - AND DO IT I SHALL, J.J.

279. - FIRE!

280. FIRE—OOP!

281. - HA HA.

282. LIKE THIS, DAVE!

283. - NO WORRIES, PRES!

284. - MAN, I WISH I STILL HAD THAT GUN.

285. HA HA! I DO HAVE IT.

286. - AAH! MY BACK!

287. OW!

288. IS A NEXT SEASON.

289. - WHY?

290. WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?

291. - GOOD WORK, PRESCOTT.

292. AND YOU BURNED IT TO THE GROUND.

293. - YOU BURNED IT DOWN. DOWN LIKE THE FIRESTARTER.

294. - LIKE A LITTLE DREW BARRYMORE. - YOU RUINED MY HEART, MY HOPES, MY DREAMS.

295. - BUT IN A GOOD WAY. - I DON'T MIND YOU SO MUCH, PRESCOTT.

296. - YOU'RE A BAD GOLFER.

297. - WELL, IT WASN'T A TOTAL LOSS, BIG BRAIN,

298. THANKS TO OUR INFORMANT, BRETT BUTLER.

299. SERIES OUT OF IT.

300. TO DO A JOB ON THE MOB

301. AS CHUNK.

302. - THERE AIN'T THAT DEAL DOPE!

303. AS GOLDEN BROWN.

304. HOW SWEET I AM,

305. ASK SOMEBODY!