Sealab 2021 3x4

Directed by

Angela Elayne Gibbs as Black Debbie (voice)

A loophole in the Sealab charter turns everyone into captains, except Stormy (too stupid), Quinn (too proud to exploit the loophole), and the Chinese crew members (because of previous Asian accomplishments, including anime, among other things). How will Sealab survive? And where did Capt. Murphy go?

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1. - ATTENTION. THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN.

2. SENSITIVITY SEMINAR.

3. THAT IS ALL.

4. - NO. THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN,

5. TO SAY "O-OH!"

6. - O-OH! - HA HA! AND THAT IS ALL.

7. - NO, I'M THE CAPTAIN, AND YOU SHUT UP.

8. - NO, I AM, AND TRY TO MAKE ME. - GIVE ME THAT!

9. - THIS IS CRAP.

10. STUPID ARTICLE 4. EVERYBODY'S GETTING PROMOTED NOW.

11. - I'VE GOT 5 Ph.D.s, AND I'M MOPPING.

12. DON'T HEAR ME COMPLAINING. - BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

13. - LOOK. AFFIRMATIVE ACTION OR NOT,

14. YOU'VE GOT TO RESPECT THE CHAIN OF COMMAND.

15. - WELL, OF COURSE YOU'RE ON HER SIDE.

16. - I'M NOT ON ANYBODY'S— - YOU'RE DOING HER.

17. YOUR ASS, DON'T IT? - YES!

18. - YES, I AM. OW, GIVE ME THAT!

19. - OY, MIS JUEVOS!

20. - OH, YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO BE CAPTAIN.

21. - SECTION 3. OF HISPANIC ORIGIN,

22. TO EXCLUDE SPANIARDS, ARE, UH...

23. - HEREBY.

24. - HAIRABY. - HEREBY.

25. - ARABY? - HEREBY!

26. - WHAT? - THIS IS CRAZY!

27. - WELL, HE IS NON-WHITE. - AND ALL MALE, BABY.

28. - HE CAN'T EVEN READ ARTICLE 4.

29. - I DON'T NEED TO READ TO BE CAPTAIN. - ROGER THAT.

30. - BUT WE DON'T NEED 3 CAPTAINS. - ROGER THAT.

31. - WE DON'T NEED ONE. - ROG—HEY.

32. - SPARKS, SHUT UP. - NO, DON'T SHUT UP, DUDE.

33. - EVERYBODY SHUT UP.

34. - NOW, WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE COOL HATS?

35. - COULD Y'ALL NOT ARGUE ON THE P.A.?

36. IT'S KILLING MORALE AROUND HERE.

37. - THE FLY HONEYS LIKE IT. - O-OH!

38. - HAH! YOU BEING CAPTAIN MAKING A CHICK CAPTAIN.

39. - STORMY, NOT ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOU. PERIOD.

40. - SPEAKING OF PERIOD...

41. - IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. EW!

42. - CAPTAIN MURPHY, HOW CAN YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?

43. - SON, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO WATCH

44. - PEERS? I GOT 5 Ph.D.s AND A GENIUS GRANT, OK?

45. I DON'T HAVE ANY PEERS HERE.

46. - WELL, AS A WOMAN, I DIDN'T HAVE IT EASY LIKE YOU DID.

47. - THUS, MY NEW

48. WILL ALLOW ME TO MAP EUKARYOTES.

49. - YOU SURE DO STUDY A LOT.

50. - YES, MA'AM. I'M GOING TO BE A SCIENTIST.

51. - MM-HMM. BUTTER SANDWICH?

52. - NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM. - ALL RIGHT.

53. WELL, MY HEART EXPLODED. MMF.

54. - GRAMMY?

55. - I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE IT ALL THAT EASY.

56. - OH, WHATEVER! - AND I'M NOT STARTING NOW.

57. GO AHEAD. TAKE YOUR ARTICLE 4 PROMOTIONS.

58. SELF-RESPECT.

59. CAPTAINS. - HA HA HA!

60. BETTER TAKE THAT MOP.

61. - QUINN, WAIT. - WHAT?

62. SALUTE, SAILOR?

63. - DAMN! NO, SHE DIDN'T!

64. - I BEG YOUR PARDON?

65. - ALL THE "GIRL" AND "GIRLFRIEND"

66. AND "WHAT'S UP, GIRLFRIEND?" AND "HOLLER AT ME, GIRLFRIEND"

67. AND "HEY, GIRLFRIEND,

68. THOSE ROLLERS YOU BORROWED?"

69. THAT'S ALL OVER. FROM NOW ON, YOU CALL ME "MA'AM" OR "CAPTAIN."

70. - OH, I GET IT. PARDON ME, MA'AM.

71. - OK. WELL, GET BACK TO WORK.

72. - HMPH. SHOOT. SNATCH YOU BALD-HEADED, MA'AM.

73. - SO, YOU, UH, NEED ANYTHING? - UM, NO.

74. CAN'T—CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

75. OH, MAYBE SOME TUBERCULOSIS MEDICINE.

76. - I'M SORRY, I— I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

77. - ODDLY ENOUGH,

78. DON'T QUALIFY UNDER ARTICLE 4.

79. - Y-YES, BUT WHY NOT? - WELL, FOR STARTERS, ANIME.

80. - WELL, EVERYBODY ELSE WAS DOING IT.

81. OF ARTICLE 4

82. - WHO'S MORE QUALIFIED? WHITE DEBBIE?

83. - WELL, NO, OBVIOUSLY. BUT— - LOOK.

84. GETS INVOLVED IN SOMETHING,

85. IT EVER WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

86. - EXACTLY. SO— - LET'S LOOK AT THE POST OFFICE.

87. PERFECT EXAMPLE. - WHAT?

88. A MODEL OF EFFICIENCY.

89. NOW, WHY THEY GOTTA MESS THAT UP? - WHAT?

90. - LOOK HERE, NOW.

91. GET PROMOTED?

92. A WHEELCHAIR?

93. - UM, WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHAIR WITH WHEELS?

94. - YOU'RE JUST LAZY, NOT DISABLED.

95. - MY LEGS ARE LIMP AND DEAD. WORTHLESS, DEAD LITTLE NOODLES.

96. LITTLE—OOH! MMF— - SO. YOU CAN'T FEEL THAT.

97. - FEEL WHAT? HELP!

98. - NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT JUST ANIME.

99. IT'S ALSO THOSE THROWING STARS, WITH THE BIG SHOES,

100. THE CRAZY HAIR, SARS, GIANT KILLER ROBOTS, SUSHI—

101. - BUT SUSHI IS JAPANESE. I'M CHINESE.

102. - OH. YEAH. I FRICKIN' HATE.

103. - I'M TELLING YOU, DEB. NO SENSATION WHATSOEVER.

104. - SO YOU WON'T MIND ANOTHER ONE?

105. - OH, NO. HEY. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

106. 5 Ph.D.s MOP THE FLOOR?

107. YEAH, HEY. GOOD PLAN. WHOO! - PSST. HEY.

108. QUINN. - HELLO?

109. - DOWN HERE. - HELLO, SIR.

110. - WHAT'S WITH ALL THE GEAR?

111. - WELL, EVERYBODY ELSE IS A CAPTAIN NOW,

112. SO THEY'RE TOO BUSY GIVING ORDERS TO DO ANY WORK.

113. ON HOCKEY SKATES, HUH? - YOU KIDDING ME?

114. THE VAPORATORS ARE AT 50%, WE'RE LEAKING RADIOACTIVE WASTE,

115. AND POD 6 HAS GOT SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

116. - HA HA HA! POD 6. UH—OH, HEY.

117. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE COOL HATS, DO YOU?

118. - UH, NO.

119. LOOK, THAT LEAK'S GETTING— - DAMN. NOW, OK, LISTEN.

120. IF YOU, UH, YOU KNOW, FIND A HAT, HOOK ME UP, HUH?

121. - UM, SURE. - SAY IT, UH, YOU KNOW, FELL OFF THE TRUCK OR SOMETHING.

122. - OK. - YOU GET ME? - YES, SIR.

123. - OK. - OK. - RIGHT.

124. - WELL. SEE YOU AROUND.

125. - NO, NO, NO. I'LL BE HERE.

126. - RIGHT. THE "5 Ph.D." BUSINESS

127. A REST, HUH?

128. NOBODY LIKES HUBRIS.

129. - EXCUSE ME?

130. ICARUS, ANTIGONE, PANTHEUS?

131. HUH. - GOOD-BYE, SIR.

132. - DON'T FORGET THE HAT.

133. - WATERS, STORMY. YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

134. - ABOUT FRICKIN' TIME.

135. - HANGING ON THAT BIG, MOBBY TOUR GROUP OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT,

136. IT'S LIKE, "LATE FOR WORK. MOVE."

137. HA HA. COULD YOU PEOPLE SMOKE MORE?

138. - THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. - YOU BET.

139. - PSST! HEY, A LITTLE HELP? HEH. I'M STUCK, YOU KNOW?

140. - HI.

141. - UH-UH. JUST KEEP WALKING, PAL.

142. - YEAH, CAPTAINS ONLY. - STUPID NON-CAPTAIN JERK. - STRANGER TO CAPTAINHOOD.

143. - MAN WITHOUT A HAT!

144. TO SPACELAB.

145. - HEY, DUDE. - AAH! - PULL UP A CRATE.

146. - HEY, QUINN. HEY, BONY MACARONI.

147. - WHAT'S UP, GORGEOUS?

148. - OH, I SURE HATE TO SEE Y'ALL SITTING AT THIS SHABBY LITTLE TABLE, SUGAR.

149. - I'M A SKELETON. - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU JUST CAN'T

150. AND GET AN ARTICLE 4.

151. - YES, MA'AM.

152. YOUR OWN WAY IN LIFE,

153. CALLED SEALAB, WHATEVER THAT IS.

154. - YES, MA'AM. - I SMELL TOAST.

155. - GRAMMY? - YOU'RE BEING EVICTED.

156. - WELL, I'VE GOT MY REASONS. - OW! GOD!--

157. - WHAT IN THE WORLD? - OH, MY GOD. OH, GOD.

158. UH-OH. - SEALAB.

159. IT IS I, SANTOS. REGENT SUPREME OF THE 7 SEAS.

160. - MY HAT WILL PROTECT ME.

161. WITH RADIOACTIVE WASTE.

162. FOR THIS, YOUR LEADER SHALL BE PUNISHED.

163. - THAT IS ONE BIG-ASS ROBOT.

164. AND THE REST SHALL LIVE.

165. DO IT NOT, AND ALL SHALL DIE IN A STORM OF RAGE AND HELLFIRE.

166. - WHO IS THE LEADER? ANSWER ME.

167. - WAIT. NONE OF Y'ALL ARE GOING TO STEP UP?

168. - WHO SPEAKS? - OH, UH, I DO. ME.

169. - AND YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN? - NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO—MAN.

170. OK. YES. I AM THE CAPTAIN.

171. FOR THE RECKONING.

172. - OOH, CHILD. YOUR ASS UP.

173. - YEAH. - ENTER SANTOS.

174. - GOOD-BYE, NON-CAPTAIN.

175. - WELL, I SURE HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES.

176. - YEAH, I AM. - OH, YEAH, I'M HAPPY. - I AM.

177. - PRETTY MUCH. - YUP.

178. - I'M A SKELETON.

179. - SANTOS, AWAY!

180. - CAPTAIN? - DAIQUIRI? - HI, QUINN.

181. - ALAN?

182. IN THEIR SPARE TIME.

183. - THAT'S WHAT THOSE MEETINGS WERE ABOUT.

184. - YEAH, WE'RE LIKE, UH, SEALAB SUCKS NOW, SO, YOU KNOW.

185. - WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO COME WITH US. - OH, YEAH.

186. WE'RE GOING TO OUTER SPACE WITH THE FLY HONEYS.

187. - O-OH!

188. - OUTER SPACE? WHAT—WHAT, FOREVER?

189. - NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST FOR THE WEEKEND.

190. THEN WE'RE GOING TO BERMUDA.

191. - YEAH, BUT BERMUDA KINDA SUCKS.

192. - YEAH. WE'RE GONNA BOMB IT. - HEADS UP, KINGSTON.

193. —www.ncicap.org—

194. - DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.

195. BY A GIANT ROBOT,

196. TO COMPENSATION.

197. SUED THE ROBOT THAT SMASHED ME.

198. HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY,

199. HIS ENERGY CUBES,

200. WHICH, IT TURNS OUT, ARE GIVING ME AND MY DOG CANCER.

201. - AND WE'LL SUE HIM FOR THAT, TOO.