1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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2. - WELL?
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3. HEY!
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4. I SAID, "WELL?"
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5. WHAT?
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6. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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7. HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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8. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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9. - YES, I CAN HEAR YOU.
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10. NOW, PLEASE,
I'M TRYING TO FIND THE FUSE BOX.
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11. - WELL, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.
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12. QUINN,
YOU STILL THERE?
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13. - YES!
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14. - YOU STILL MAD?
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15. - IS THE POWER STILL OUT?
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16. - YES. YES,
IT'S STILL DARK.
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17. DID IT COME ON IN THERE?
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18. - YEAH.
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19. WE'RE HAVING A PARTY.
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20. - WELL, WHATEVER YOU DID,
DO IT FOR IN HERE.
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21. ARE YOU DOING IT?
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22. - IT'S NOT "ON"
IN HERE EITHER.
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23. - DID IT GO BACK OUT?
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24. ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY?
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25. QUINN?
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26. - ISN'T WHAT
WHAT WHO SAYS?
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27. - WHAT?
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28. - WHO SAYS WHAT?
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29. - WHAT?
- WHAT?
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30. - WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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31. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
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32. - HEY! DON'T JUMP DOWN
MY NECK.
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33. IT'S NOT MY FAULT
THE STUPID POWER'S OUT.
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34. - WHETHER IT'S YOUR FAULT
OR NOT,
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35. AND THE JURY'S STILL OUT
ON THAT,
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36. I WOULDN'T BE GROPING AROUND
IN THE DARK
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37. IF WE HAD A DAMN FLASHLIGHT.
DAMN!
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38. - WELL, WE'VE BEEN ALL
THROUGH THAT, YOU KNOW,
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39. SO LET'S JUST, UH...
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40. WE DON'T NEED
TO HASH IT ALL OUT AGAIN.
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41. I SAID, "WE DON'T NEED"--
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42. - I HEARD YOU!
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43. AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO START HASHING OUT
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44. YOUR DAMN
FLASHLIGHT PHOBIA.
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45. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
THE DOCTOR SAID.
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46. SAID THERE'S NOT EVEN
A NAME FOR IT.
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47. - COULD YOU PLEASE
JUST STOP TALKING?
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48. - QUINN?
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49. - YEAH?
- WHO SAID THAT?
IS THAT DEBBIE?
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50. - YES.
- IT'S ME, DEBBIE.
IT'S CAPTAIN MURPHY.
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51. - I KNOW. QUINN?
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52. - YEAH?
- THE POWER'S OUT, DEBBIE.
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53. - I KNOW.
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54. OW! OW!
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55. - YEAH, QUINN'S
WORKING ON IT, DEBBIE.
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56. - OW! I KNOW THAT!
QUINN?
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57. - WHAT?
- NOTHING.
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58. - IT'S ME, DEBBIE.
IT'S CAPTAIN MURPHY.
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59. - QUINN,
I COULDN'T FIND IT.
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60. - DAMN!
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61. - YEAH, I FELT AROUND
MY WHOLE PANTY DRAWER,
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62. AND IT'S, LIKE,
JUST GONE.
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63. - DAMN!
- WHAT'S GONE?
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64. - THIS EMERGENCY
FLASHLIGHT THING QUINN GAVE ME.
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65. - WHAT? THE YELLOW ONE?
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66. - YEAH.
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67. - WATERPROOF
AND SHOCKPROOF?
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68. - HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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69. - YEAH. HEH HEH. YEAH.
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70. ALL RIGHT,
DON'T BOTHER LOOKING FOR THAT.
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71. - WHAT?
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72. - HE WAS A FIGHTER, THOUGH.
- WAIT. WHAT?
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73. - GOT TO TO GIVE HIM THAT.
- HELP!
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74. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!
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75. - WHO'S THAT? DEBBIE?
- I'M BLIND!
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76. SWEET CRACKERS!
I'M BLIND!
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77. - YOU'RE NOT BLIND.
- UTTERLY BLIND!
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78. - YOU'RE NOT BLIND.
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79. THE POWER'S OUT.
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80. - YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT BE.
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81. - MARCO?
- YEAH, I BET HE IS.
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82. - WHO'S THAT? SPARKS?
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83. - YOU KNOW,
HE COULD HAVE GONE BLIND
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84. INDEPENDENTLY
OF THE POWER GOING OUT.
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85. - OH, MY GOD! I'M BLIND!
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86. - ALL RIGHT!
SHUT UP WITH THAT!
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87. - I'M BLIND!
- YOU'RE NOT BLIND!
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88. - YES, HE IS.
- MARCO?
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89. - I'M BLIND!
- YOU'RE NOT BLIND.
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90. - WELL, HOW DO YOU
KNOW HE'S NOT BLIND?
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91. - YEAH, YEAH.
HOW DO YOU...
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92. - WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
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93. - IT'S THOMAS.
- DUDE!
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94. - THOMAS?
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95. - YES?
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96. - YOU SOUND LIKE
WALLY GATOR.
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97. - HE SOUNDS NOTHING
LIKE WALLY GATOR.
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98. - OH, GOLLY,
I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT.
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99. - DON'T HAVE TO GET SNOTTY
ABOUT IT.
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100. - DUDE,
WALLY GATOR SCHOOLED YOU.
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101. - HEY, CLAM IT, BLINDY.
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102. - OH, MY GOD! I'M BLIND!
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103. - SHUT UP WITH THAT!
YOU'RE NOT BLIND.
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104. - WELL,
WE'LL KNOW IN A SECOND.
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105. - WHY?
YOU GOT A FLASHLIGHT?
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106. - NO. IT'S A FLARE.
- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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107. - LIGHT THE FLARE, STORMY.
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108. - YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME.
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109. - STORMY, DON'T!
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
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110. - CAPTAIN, PLEASE.
- WHO'S THAT? DEBBIE?
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111. - STORMY, WE'RE BREATHING
HIGHLY-PRESSURIZED,
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112. HYPER-OXYGENATED AIR.
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113. - SO?
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114. - SO EVEN A TINY SPARK
COULD CAUSE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION.
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115. - DUH!
- UH-UH.
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116. - WHY DO YOU THINK
THERE'S NO SMOKING
SIGNS EVERYWHERE?
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117. - HIPPIES?
- DON'T LIGHT THE FLARE, LOCO.
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118. - OK! SHEESH!
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119. - JUST BE STILL
OR SOMETHING.
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120. - GOD!
- IDIOT!
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121. - MAN,
THAT WAS PRETTY CLOSE, HUH?
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122. - YEAH. NOW HUSH.
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123. - SUPER CLOSE.
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124. A CLOSE SHAVE.
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125. I MEAN,
I TOTALLY HAD MY LIGHTER OUT.
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126. - YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE
A LIGHTER.
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127. - BETTER THAN
A DAMN FLASHLIGHT.
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128. - AND I WAS ABOUT
THIS CLOSE FROM...
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129. - STORMY?
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130. - OH, MY GOD! THAT'S STORMY!
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131. - STORMY!
- WHAT THE—
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132. - IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT?
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133. - "ESTOY BIEN."
- I'M OK.
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134. - YEAH. OW!
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135. - CAPTAIN, ARE YOU BURNED?
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136. - STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
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137. - NO. I'M—
- STARVE THE FLAMES OF OXYGEN!
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138. - I'M NOT BURNED, WOMAN.
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139. I WINGED MY SHIN
ON THIS HUNK OF—OW!
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140. - DID ANYBODY SEE
WHERE HE WAS?
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141. - NO. THE CONCUSSION
KNOCKED ME DOWN.
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142. - DON'T GO TO SLEEP,
DEBBIE.
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143. - NO. THE SHOCK WAVE.
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144. - JUST KEEP WALKING
IN CIRCLES.
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145. - "POR FAVOR,"
LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
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146. - WHY?
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147. - BECAUSE STORMY
IS DEAD, MAN.
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148. - HE'S DEAD
BECAUSE HE WAS AN IDIOT?
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149. - HE'S STILL DEAD.
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150. - HEY!
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151. MOMENT OF SILENCE.
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152. - UH, DOES ANYBODY KNOW
A PRAYER?
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153. - YEAH, I DO.
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154. - WELL,
DO YOU WANT TO SAY IT?
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155. - YEAH. HANG ON.
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156. OH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT'S MORE OF A TOAST.
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157. - UGH!
- YOU STILL WANT TO HEAR IT?
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158. - I DON'T THINK A TOAST
IS APPROPRIATE.
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159. - IT'S PRETTY GOOD,
THOUGH.
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160. - SIR, PLEASE.
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161. - OH, YOU MEAN, PLEASE,
YES, YOU WANT TO HEAR IT
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162. OR PLEASE, NO, YOU DON'T?
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163. - PLEASE, NO,
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
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164. - OH, OK.
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165. - BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
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166. WHAT YOU WERE DOING
IN MY PANTY DRAWER.
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167. - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW GODZILLA,
LIKE, FED OFF POWER GRIDS?
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168. YOU KNOW,
HOW THAT'S WHAT HE ATE?
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169. UH...
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170. WAS THOSE POWER GRIDS
IN CHINA?
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171. - NO.
- MOMENT OF SILENCE, DEBBIE!
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172. FOR GOD'S SAKES,
STORMY JUST EXPLODED.
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173. AND ANYWAY, THE FLASHLIGHTS
FEED OFF OUR HUMAN POWER GRIDS,
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174. OUR SOULS, IF YOU WILL,
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175. AND SO I DESTROYED THEM.
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176. AND IF A FEW PRECIOUS PANTIES
GOT BURNED OR SOILED
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177. IN THE SUMMONING,
THEN SO BE IT.
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178. AND GOOD RIDDANCE.
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179. - QUINN, PLEASE FIX THE POWER.
- I'M TRYING.
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180. - THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE,
DEBBIE. QUINN?
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181. - CAPTAIN, PLEASE.
- DEBBIE, THE MEN
ARE TALKING. QUINN.
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182. - WHAT?
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183. - YOU REMEMBER
WHEN STORMY BLEW UP?
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184. I SAID, REMEM—
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185. - YES! NOW QUIT ASKING ME
STUPID QUESTIONS!
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186. - WELL,
IF YOU'RE SO DAMN SMART,
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187. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT SITTING
ON THE GENERATOR, HUH?
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188. - THE WHAT?
- WHAT?
- THE WHAT?
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189. - ANSWER THAT, SMART GUY.
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190. - CAPTAIN, TURN IT ON.
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191. - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
- IT WASN'T DARK
WHEN YOU WENT IN THERE.
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192. - YEAH.
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193. - WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU DOING IN THERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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194. - THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE.
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195. - JUST TURN
THE DAMN THING ON.
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196. - GOD!
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197. - OK.
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198. HANG ON.
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199. OH.
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200. THAT'S GOT HER.
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201. - THANK GOD.
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202. - EVERYBODY
TO THE TANK ROOM.
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203. LET'S SUIT UP
AND LOOK FOR SURVIVORS.
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204. - DON'T BOTHER.
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205. - WHAT?
- WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
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206. A GENERATOR'S NO BETTER
THAN A DAMN FLASHLIGHT.
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207. - SO...
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208. - SO THERE CAN
BE ONLY NONE.
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209. - AND THAT CONCLUDES
THE VIDEO PORTION OF OUR SEMINAR
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210. ON THE IMPACT
OF READINESS.
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211. NOW, WHAT DID WE LEARN?
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212. ANYBODY.
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213. - UM, IT'S GOOD
TO BE READINESS.
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214. - OK. LET'S TRY
OUR READINESS PHRASE.
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215. IN CASE OF—AHEM—
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, TOGETHER.
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216. - IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,
BEHAVE WITH URGENCY.
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217. PREPARE FOR THE SCARE
AND NEVER LIGHT A FLARE.
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218. - AND? IT'S GOT 2 PARTS.
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219. THE... UH!
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220. THE BREAKER PANEL EMPLOYS
GROUND FAULT INTERRUPTERS,
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221. WHICH ARE RATED
AT 40 AMPERES...
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222. - OOO!
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223. - THE CIRCUIT LINKAGE!
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224. - YES, THAT'S GOOD.
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225. OK, WHO CAN DEFINE AMPERE
FOR ME?
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226. WHO CAN DEFINE AMPERE?
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227. HOLY CRAP!
THIS IS BORING.
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228. - OK, HOW ABOUT OHM?
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229. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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230. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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231. YES, EVEN T-SHIRTS.
IN TODAY'S WORKPLACE,
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232. EVEN SOMETHING
AS INNOCENT
AS A COFFEE CUP
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233. CAN BE OFFENSIVE,
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234. ESPECIALLY ONE
WITH A SWASTIKA.
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235. - I TOLD YOU.
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