Sealab 2021 3x12

Directed by

Angela Elayne Gibbs as Black Debbie (voice)

As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.

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1. UNDER THE SEA,

2. AND ADVENTURE FOR WHOLE FAMILY.

3. SEALAB!

4. A MAGICAL ADVENTURE!

5. - HOW MUCH ASS DOES THAT KICK?

6. - HOW MUCH?

7. YOU BORROWED 100 GRAND AGAINST SEALAB TO MAKE THIS?

8. - 103 OR SO.

9. WE DIDN'T EVEN OWE

10. STUPID COMMERCIAL!

11. - OR WE CAN LOSE SEALAB.

12. AND, YOU KNOW, WITH THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS,

13. I CAN GO EITHER WAY.

14. I REALLY CAN.

15. - WELL, I CAN'T!

16. I'M NOT GONNA LET THE DAMN BANK TAKE SEALAB!

17. YOU'RE THE NEW HEAD BARTENDER.

18. WELCOME TO SEALAB, EVERYBODY!

19. - GRAND CANYON, MY ASS!

20. - WHEN DO WE EAT?

21. - I'M CAPTAIN MURPHY,

22. AND YOU ARE IN FOR THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME!

23. UNDERSEA ADVENTURES,

24. AND DINING,

25. AND IF YOU CAME TO RELAX,

26. - 1, 2, 3, 4. - OH, HE HAS SPECIAL NEEDS.

27. - IS THAT CONTAGIOUS?

28. - NO, YOU SILLY BILLY!

29. IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.

30. - WELL, THEN, LET'S GET

31. SEALAB VACATION STARTED.

32. - OH, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE AND EATING FOOD.

33. - LITTLE EGG BRAIN OVER THERE,

34. ISOLATE AND CONTAIN.

35. - OK, YEAH, I'M ON IT.

36. - LOOK AT ME. ISOLATE AND CONTAIN!

37. - 14, 15, 16, 17...

38. - BEFORE WE START,

39. HEY!

40. BEFORE WE START, I HAVE

41. FOR SAFETY REASONS.

42. NOW, ARE ANY WOMEN HERE PREGNANT?

43. WELL, MAYBE TONIGHT AFTER THE BIG MASQUERADE BALL.

44. HEY-O!

45. PAUL SHAFFER LOOK-ALIKE GUY, EVERYBODY.

46. GIVE HIM A HAND!

47. - YOU'RE CUCKOO WACKY, BABE!

48. HA! AH!

49. - OK.

50. IS ANYONE MENSTRUATING?

51. I KNOW IT'S EMBARRASSING,

52. BUT THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

53. IS ANYONE MENSTRUATING.

54. - UH...

55. OH, I AM.

56. - YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD NOW?

57. - YES, UH-HUH, MM-HMM.

58. - OK, WHEN DID YOUR PERIOD START?

59. - I, UH...

60. I THINK THURSDAY.

61. - YOU THINK OR YOU KNOW?

62. COME, BIG 'UN, GET IT TOGETHER.

63. - UH, YES. THURSDAY. THURSDAY NIGHT, MM-HMM.

64. - THURSDAY! OK!

65. HER PERIOD STARTED ON THURSDAY! - MM-HMM, THURSDAY.

66. - NOW, DO YOU HAVE SEX WHEN YOU'RE MENSTRUATING?

67. - I, UH, WHAT?

68. - NEVER MIND.

69. HEY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

70. ALL RIGHT NOW, COULD

71. AND HOP IN THE POOL.

72. - UH, BUT I'M ON MY PERIOD.

73. - YES, YOU'VE MADE THAT PAINFULLY CLEAR.

74. NOW GET IN THE POOL.

75. - OK, UM... HERE GOES.

76. - WATCH CLOSELY, EVERYBODY.

77. - OH, OH, MY GOD! AGH!

78. - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE KILLING HER!

79. - THE DOLPHIN IS EATING HER!

80. - SOME WENT IN MY EYE!

81. TO YOU, PEOPLE.

82. ANIMALS CRAZY.

83. 11 DIFFERENT BARS DOWN HERE.

84. - OH, SURE!

85. THERE'S BEYOND LIQUOR DOME,

86. EXSCURVY, SHANK.

87. - SO, WHERE DO WE GET SOMETHING TO DRINK THERE, HUH?

88. - HOW 'BOUT SOME BREAKFAST FIRST THERE, BIG GUY?

89. - NOPE, CAN'T WAIT.

90. - CAN WE CHECK ON OUR KIDS?

91. - NO NEED TO WORRY.

92. THEY'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH SENOR CLOWN.

93. - OK, OK. NO, NO, NO, KID.

94. AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH.

95. LEARN TO SAVOR IT.

96. - SENOR CLOWN, I GONNA THROW UP!

97. - THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING. I'M GLAD.

98. THAT'S A COHIBA REVOSTO!

99. - IT'S REALLY BUENA, KID.

100. - I WANT MY MOMMY. - HEY, HEY, HEY!

101. YOUR MOMMY, TOO, KID.

102. SHUT UP!

103. - HEY!

104. WHAT'S THAT FREE WELCOME ABOARD DRINK LIKE? IS THAT GOOD?

105. MOLE SAUCE IN IT.

106. - WHO THE HELL WOULD ORDER THAT?

107. - NOBODY. WANT A MARTINI?

108. - UM, YEAH. TWO, PLEASE.

109. - $22.

110. - FOR TWO MARTINIS? - APIECE!

111. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

112. - OLIVE'S A BUCK EXTRA.

113. - THAT'S ROBBERY!

114. - COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO HAVE IT.

115. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS SHAKING.

116. - MMM. OH! DISH IT UP, COOKIE!

117. - HEY, HOW'S IT LOOKING, SPARKS?

118. OLD SEALAB TIME?

119. - WELL, MOST OF THE ADULTS ARE DOING THE ECO-TOURISM CHALLENGE.

120. OBSERVE.

121. - PEOPLE,

122. TODAY YOU ARE NOT JUST TOURISTS.

123. MM-MM!

124. YOU ARE ECO-WARRIORS!

125. - WELL, IN THE BROCHURE

126. IT SAID WE'D BE TAGGING ENDANGERED SPECIES OF FISH.

127. - I'M GONNA TAG YOUR DAMN FISH, FAT MAN.

128. - WHAT? - DID I ASK YOU TO TALK?

129. LET ME DO THAT AGAIN. I SORRY.

130. I DIDN'T MEAN TO CUT YOU OFF.

131. - WHAT? - HUSH!

132. NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME

133. THE OCEAN'S NUMBER ONE ENEMY?

134. - OH, THE SKY!

135. - THE—

136. YOU'RE JUST TALKING CRAZY, FAT MAN!

137. IT'S PLASTIC, PEOPLE.

138. PLAST—HA HA! I'M SORRY!

139. - UM. - HUSH!

140. SO, TODAY WE GONNA

141. IN GLASS SAFETY DOMES.

142. - HEY, THESE ARE JUST SEALAB SOUVENIRS!

143. - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, SHORTY.

144. NOW GET TO WORK!

145. AND DON'T MESS WITH MY MONEY, YOU HEAR?

146. - HEY, THAT'S MY SPOON!

147. - 'CAUSE I NEED TO GET PAID!

148. RENDEZ-CRUISE.

149. CORAL AND OTHER STUFF.

150. - I'M REALLY HUNGRY!

151. - OH, MY GOD, MY FOOT!

152. - HEY, STOP THE BOAT, GUYS. A MAN'S HURT BACK HERE.

153. - OH, MAN, WHO'S BLEEDING BACK THERE?

154. - OH, IT'S GOT A CUT BAD!

155. - IF YOU LOOK RIGHT BEHIND YOU,

156. YOU'LL SEE SOME OF OUR OCEAN FRIENDS.

157. - AND HOLY CRAP, THAT'S A SHARK!

158. - OH, MY GOD!

159. - LOOK AT THAT SHARK!

160. - EVERYBODY,

161. TO CARCHARODON CARCHARIAS.

162. RIGHT THERE.

163. HOW'S SENOR CLOWN MAKING OUT?

164. - YEAH, UH...

165. ABOUT THAT.

166. - AAAH!

167. SENOR CLOWN!

168. - I WANT MY MOMMY!

169. - SHUT UP!

170. - THAT KID'S HEAD IS MADE OF CHEESE!

171. - UH, I THINK IT'S JUST A HAT.

172. - WELL, I MEAN, STILL THOUGH.

173. - STILL WHAT?

174. - WELL, LET'S HEAD DOWN FOR DINNER.

175. - AND THE ENSALADA POLLO LOCO.

176. - UH, YEAH, CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD WITH SALSA.

177. IT'S A BIG SELLER.

178. - AND THE HAWAIIAN LUAU SALAD?

179. - UH, CHICKEN CAESAR WITH A PINEAPPLE RING.

180. ALSO QUITE GOOD.

181. - THIS MENU IS CRAP!

182. THAT'S A CHICKEN CAESAR WITH CRAP ON IT!

183. - HEY! I DON'T COOK THE FOOD!

184. - HOW DARE YOU!

185. - HOW DARE YOU, YOU SLAB!

186. - PAUL, DO SOMETHING. - THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

187. - HEY, HEY, HEY, CALM DOWN!

188. - DEMAND MORE FOOD. - SHUT UP!

189. SPARKS, PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS FOR EVERYBODY!

190. - OH, YEAH, COMING RIGHT UP, SKIP.

191. - I'LL SHOVE A CHEESE STEAK UP YOUR ASS!

192. - OH, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT.

193. - I'LL HAVE THAT CHEESE STEAK.

194. EITHER HOLE, PLEASE.

195. - WHERE IS THE MONEY?

196. - HEY, FOLKS, IT'S DR. VIRJAY!

197. YET PLEASANT SURPRISE.

198. THE PLEASURE, DOCTOR?

199. - OH, I AM AFRAID THAT PLEASURE

200. TONIGHT, GOOD SIR.

201. - GRAVE SITUATION?

202. - OH, YES.

203. A VERY GRAVE SITUATION.

204. - LISTEN TO THAT, EVERYBODY.

205. DR. VIRJAY HAS

206. DISEASE DOWN HERE.

207. - WHAT IS IT, DOC?

208. - OH, IT'S SEEMS THE CAPTAIN KNOWS MORE ABOUT IT THAN I DO.

209. PLEASE CONTINUE.

210. - OH, NO, NO!

211. YOU'RE THE MEDICAL EXPERT.

212. - OH, IT WAS I WHO WAS

213. OF MISHKOTABOOTY.

214. - UH, I CAN ONLY ASSUME SO.

215. - WELL, THEN SHUT UP.

216. DEAR GUESTS,

217. A DEADLY VIRUS ON SEALAB.

218. - I'LL BET THERE'S NO CURE.

219. - DAMN IT, MAN, I'M TELLING IT!

220. - WHAT IS IT? - WHAT IS IT? - WHAT IS IT?

221. - YEAH, SINCE YOU KNOW SO DAMN MUCH.

222. HAVE A NAME YET.

223. - NICE CATCH. - SHUT UP!

224. IS FOR YOU ALL TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

225. - WAIT, SHOULDN'T

226. UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT IT IS?

227. - ORDINARILY, YES.

228. NOW GET OUT.

229. - OH, HONEY! - WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?

230. WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?

231. MUST BE QUARANTINED.

232. - WOMAN, THERE'S NO TIME!

233. GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE!

234. - JOEY, WHERE ARE YOU? - NICELY PLAYED, DOCTOR.

235. - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT SO SMUGLY?

236. THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH.

237. - WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

238. - OH, PHILLIES!

239. DIG IN THERE, DOC!

240. - NO, NO.

241. MY RELIGION FORBIDS IT.

242. - OH, WHAT DO YOU CARE?

243. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL ANYWAY FOR THE HIPPOPOTAMUS THING.

244. - OH, WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN HELL.

245. - SO, WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?

246. - WELL, THEY—THEY DO SMELL DELICIOUS.

247. - IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A PHILLY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH,

248. YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD.

249. - OH, KRISHNA, FORGIVE ME.

250. - YEAH, BABY! YEAH!

251. YOU'VE EVER SHOVED IN YOUR CURRY HOLE?

252. - IT'S LIKE THERE'S

253. AND EVERYBODY'S— - HEY, WHOA!

254. TAKE IT EASY, MAN!

255. - HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR FAREWELL DRINK.

256. - DISH IT UP, COOKIE!

257. WHEN WE'RE RIDDLED WITH DISEASE?

258. THERE, FELLA.

259. HIT ME AGAIN THERE, COOKIE.

260. - WELL... - YEAH!

261. - THEY'RE FREE!

262. - OH, WELL, THANK GOD.

263. 'CAUSE I MIGHT AS WELL

264. OUT OF THIS SUCK-FEST!

265. - HEY, THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

266. - ALL ABOARD, SHEEPLE.

267. - WELL!

268. THANKS TO MY TOURISM COMMERCIAL,

269. TOURISTS TO COME DOWN HERE.

270. AND, QUINN, YOU SURE PART OF THE PLAN'S GONNA WORK?

271. TO ERASE AN ELEPHANT'S MEMORY.

272. - SO THEY WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT COMING TO SEALAB?

273. - THEY WON'T REMEMBER WHO THEY ARE.

274. PLUS, STORMY TOOK THEM

275. SWARMING WITH HUGE FERAL CATS.

276. —www.ncicap.org—

277. THE PIG'S HEAD?

278. ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

279. - SO, THEY'LL ALL PROBABLY DIE.

280. - YEAH.