Sealab 2021 3x10

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Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body, but what is to become of the crew's old bodies?

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

3. - WHERE DID YOU...

4. H-HOW DID YOU GET THESE PHOTOS?

5. - WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, DOCTOR.

6. KEEPING ME QUIET IS, AND YOU KNOW MY PRICE.

7. - BUT I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T DO THAT.

8. - WELL, THEN DEBBIE GETS AN EYEFUL OF THESE.

9. OK.

10. I'LL DO IT.

11. - SWEET.

12. - BUT MY ASS IS GETTING TORE BACK FIRST.

13. - I DON'T KNOW.

14. WHY DON'T YOU ASK CAROL?

15. - WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CAROL? WHAT?

16. - CHEESE.

17. GIVE CHEESE.

18. - BEG YOUR PARDON?

19. - I THINK HE WANTS SOME CHEESE.

20. - CHEESE.

21. - OH, MY GOD! - ¡CARAMBA!

22. - HOLY BEJESUS!

23. HE'S A HOLLOWHEAD MONSTER

24. WITH A MOUSE DRIVING HIM VIA TINY, MOUSE-SIZED CONTROLS!

25. - A MOUSE? WHERE HIS BRAIN SHOULD BE?

26. - PLEASE, GIVE ME SOME CHEESE!

27. - WELL, IF HE'S GOT A MOUSE WHERE HIS BRAIN WAS,

28. WHERE IS HIS BRAIN?

29. - MAN, I'M GONNA LOSE MY SCIENTIST LICENSE.

30. - HEY, JUST LUBE ME UP AND STEP ASIDE.

31. - SIR, PLEASE. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.

32. - WHAT'S GONE TOO FAR IS YOU

33. WITH CHUBBY CAROL THE INTERN,

34. AND UNLESS YOU WANT DEBBIE TO SEE THOSE PHOTOS...

35. - OK, OK!

36. - THEN SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY NEW HANDS.

37. - YEAH ON THE HANDS.

38. NOW, IF I'M GONNA DO THIS, I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT.

39. - ZZZOOM.

40. - I KNOW YOU WANT A CHAIN SAW,

41. BUT I ALSO HAVE THE CRYOGENICALLY PRESERVED HANDS

42. OF FRANZ JOSEPH HAYDN.

43. - YEAH? OK.

44. THEN GIVE ME ONE OF EACH.

45. - ONE CHAIN SAW AND ONE FROZEN HAYDN HAND

46. THAT, LEGALLY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE?

47. - THE BARBEAUBOT HAS SPOKEN.

48. - THANK YOU. THIS IS EXCELLENT CHEESE.

49. - I BET QUINN'S BEHIND THIS.

50. - HE HAS BEEN ACTING WEIRD LATELY.

51. - YOU KNOW WHO'S WEIRD IS CHUBBY CAROL.

52. - AW, CAROL'S SWEET.

53. - WHAT? WHAT?

54. - SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THIS CHEESE.

55. IT'S—IT'S—IT'S PHENOMENAL.

56. - CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS FOR ME?

57. - UH, YEAH. HANG ON.

58. - OH, MY GOD!

59. HAYDN'S FROZEN HAND!

60. - GIVE ME THE OTHER CHAIN SAW, STUPID.

61. - WHO THE HELL YOU CALLING STUPID?

62. - OH, NAKED PICTURES. - OK, OK, OK.

63. - YOU AND CHUBBY LITTLE CAROL.

64. - SHE'S NOT CHUBBY.

65. - YOU LIKE THEM CHUBBY.

66. - QUINN, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH—AAH!

67. - HIYA, DEBBIE.

68. - HOLY BEJESUS! HE'S A—WHAT IS HE?

69. - HE'S A ROBOT.

70. - UH-HUH!

71. - UGH. BARBEAUBOT.

72. - YES, SIR.

73. - THAT I BUILT AND THEN PUT HIS BRAIN IN.

74. - TO DISPENSE...

75. - NAH, NAH, FULL OF JUSTICE.

76. - WHAT? - WHAT OF JUSTICE?

77. - "D" CUPS...

78. FULL OF JUSTICE...

79. - SWEET.

80. - HEY, THAT'S MY BATTLE CRY...

81. - SWEET!

82. - FOR WHEN I GO INTO BATTLE.

83. - QUINN, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

84. - I'VE LOST ALL KINDS OF STUFF.

85. - HEY, I WANT SOME "D" CUPS FULL OF JUSTICE.

86. - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BARBEAUBOT.

87. - HOW THE HELL DID YOU PAY FOR THIS?

88. - WE, UH, HAD SOME PRIVATE FUNDING.

89. - COMING DOWN. EASY NOW.

90. EASY. WE'RE THERE.

91. - OH, MY GOD!

92. - BEHOLD.

93. SPARKAMUS PRIME IS COMPLETE.

94. - SPARKS, YOU PAID FOR THIS?

95. - NOT SPARKS.

96. I AM SPARKAMUS PRIME—

97. A BOLD LEADER FOR A BRAVE NEW WORLD.

98. - NO.

99. WE'RE THE BARBEAUBOT.

100. - UH, SPARKAMUS PRIME.

101. - QUINN, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

102. - MISTAKES WERE MADE!

103. - MISTAKES? - OK?

104. - DUDE, THAT ONE GUY'S A CHICKBOT

105. WITH A CRIPPLE ON HIS NECK,

106. AND THEN THAT OTHER DUDE'S BRAIN IS SCOOPED OUT,

107. AND THERE'S A MOUSE IN THERE

108. DRIVING HIS BODY AROUND.

109. - BEEP.

110. - WHAT THE—QUINN,

111. YOU SAID MY HUMAN BODY WOULD BE TASTEFULLY PRESERVED.

112. - WELL, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT.

113. - AND SO FAR, I'M A SMASHING SUCCESS.

114. - THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE.

115. - A CRIME?

116. LET US DISPENSE JUSTICE.

117. - NO. YOU— YOU ARE THE CRIME.

118. - SPARKAMUS PRIME, ENTER THE FRAY.

119. - NO, DAMN IT!

120. WE'RE THE BARBEAUBOT.

121. - HEY, QUINN. I'M READY FOR MY ROBOT BODY.

122. - STORMY, YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T JUST—

123. - SAW YOUR OWN SKULL OPEN.

124. - MARCO, DO SOMETHING!

125. - LIKE WHAT?

126. IT'S ALL I CAN DO NOT TO WET MY FREAKING PANTS.

127. - HA HA! ME, TOO.

128. - QUINN, PUT THEM BACK LIKE THEY WERE.

129. - HEY, HANG ON. I SHOULD HAVE A SAY IN THIS.

130. - EVEN IF THEY LET ME CHANGE THEM BACK...

131. - WHICH WE WON'T.

132. - SPARKAMUS PRIME WILL NOT ALLOW IT.

133. - FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S BARBEAUBOT.

134. - EVEN IF THEY'D LET ME CHANGE THEM BACK,

135. I'M TOO DAMN DRUNK TO DO IT.

136. - OK, OK. HERE'S THE PLAN.

137. DEBBIE, ON THE SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM.

138. WE'LL MOVE THIS TRAIN WRECK FROM DEEP DIVE.

139. - I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.

140. SPARKAMUS PRIME, ATTACK!

141. GO! COME ON! CHAIN SAWS! YES!

142. - NO. NOT UNTIL YOU SAY WE'RE A BARBEAUBOT.

143. - SPARKAMUS PRIME!

144. - DEBBIE, COME ON. LET'S NUKE 'EM.

145. - OK, QUINN, LET'S GO.

146. - NO! I'LL STAY HERE AND DIE WITH MY VILE CREATIONS.

147. I DESERVE IT!

148. - WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.

149. I'M JUST A PAWN IN ALL THIS.

150. - OK. MOUSE HEAD COMES WITH US...

151. - SHOTGUN.

152. - AND EVERYTHING ELSE GETS FRIED.

153. - YES. DESTROY US.

154. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

155. - YOU'LL LEAVE CHEESE FOR THE VOYAGE—

156. MOSTLY PARMESANS AND, UH, ROMANOS.

157. - I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT QUINN.

158. - HARD CHEESES FOR A HARD JOURNEY.

159. - WELL, I WON'T STAY HERE WITH THESE FREAKS OF NATURE AND SCIENCE.

160. - I'M— - HEY, YOU SHUT UP—YOUR MOUTH.

161. I'M A FREAK SCIENCE NATURE, TOO.

162. - WHAT?

163. - DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

164. WAY BACK. BIG SPEECH ABOUT HOW I PUT MY BRAIN

165. IN A ROBOT BODY.

166. RIPPED OUT FROM MY CHEST.

167. HAD A LITTLE TV IN THERE.

168. - OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.

169. - THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SOME THINGS.

170. - LIKE MY HYDRAULIC PENIS, WHICH IS HUGE!

171. - YEAH. GUESS SO. HMM.

172. - HEY, WHOA. I WANT A HYDRAULIC PENIS.

173. - I WANT ONE FIRST.

174. - I'M NOT HANDING OUT HYDRAULIC PENISES.

175. IT'S UNETHICAL.

176. - UNETHICAL? WHAT ABOUT MOUSE BRAIN?

177. - OK. THAT WAS PRETTY UNETHICAL, TOO,

178. BUT I WAS TRYING TO SEE IF—

179. - TO SEE IF WHAT?

180. - WELL, IF I COULD SCOOP OUT SOMEBODY'S BRAIN

181. AND REPLACE IT WITH THE MOUSE

182. BECAUSE HE CONTROLS YOU BY THOSE TINY MOUSE CONTROLS.

183. - AND I AM ALMOST LIVING PROOF HE COULD.

184. - AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE IDIOTS OVER THERE?

185. - BEHOLD. THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE.

186. - LOOK!

187. ALL THIS CRAP

188. AND THE MISTAKE THAT LED TO IT—

189. THEY ALL SEEMED LIKE GOOD IDEAS AT THE TIME.

190. - CHUBBY CAROL COULD VOUCH FOR THAT.

191. - WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CAROL?

192. - SILENCE, MORTALS!

193. SPARKAMUS PRIME DEMANDS A HYDRAULIC PENIS!

194. - YOU...

195. WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE STRENGTH

196. TO CONTROL THE HYDRAULIC PENIS

197. BECAUSE IT'S BIG!

198. - PLUS, I DON'T WANT IT TOUCHING MY BACK.

199. - SHUT UP, GEAR HEAD.

200. - WANT TO TRY AND MAKE ME?

201. - I WILL WHEN I GET MY ROBOT BODY.

202. - NOBODY'S GETTING A ROBOT BODY.

203. - MAYBE CHUBBY CAROL CAN GIVE ME ONE.

204. - SHE'S NOT CHUBBY!

205. - WHAT THE IS UP WITH CAROL?

206. - ASK QUINN.

207. - ROBOT BODIES FOR EVERYBODY.

208. - WELL, MARCO CAN'T HAVE CHAIN SAW HANDS.

209. - I DON'T WANT CRAPPY CHAIN SAW HANDS.

210. - THEY'D HELP YOU EAT THOSE SOUR GRAPES.

211. - WELL, IF MARCO GETS ONE, I GET ONE.

212. - NO. THIS IS JUST FOR GUYS.

213. - HOW IS IT FOR GUYS

214. WHEN YOU HAVE MAMMOTH GONZO BOOBS?

215. - THESE ARE MY CRIME-FIGHTING JUGS.

216. - QUINN, CAN YOU GIVE ME TWO PENISES?

217. - THEN I WANT TWO VAGINAS.

218. - I LIKE MYSELF JUST AS I AM.

219. - YEAH, LET'S GO BEFORE I SOBER UP.

220. - HEY, WHY ARE YOU SO DRUNK?

221. - BECAUSE I'M BEING BLACKMAILED

222. BECAUSE OF ONE DUMB MISTAKE THAT WASN'T EVEN WORTH IT,

223. AND IT ALL ENDED WITH A BUNCH OF CRYING

224. AND HUGGING AND CRAP

225. UNTIL SOMEBODY FINALLY GOT TALKED INTO A HAND ROLL,

226. WHICH I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER BY MYSELF!

227. - I WANT TO BE A ROBOT ALLIGATOR.

228. - SOMEBODY SCOOP STORMY UP,

229. AND I'LL FIX HIM WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

230. - HOW?

231. HIS BRAIN IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR.

232. - RINSE IT OFF.

233. THAT SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT.

234. SHINY NOW?

235. - THERE. YOU'RE ALL SET.

236. - I DON'T SEE TWO PENISES DOWN THERE.

237. - YOU SAID MAKE YOU A GATORBOT.

238. - TWO GATOR WILLIES WERE IMPLIED.

239. - ALL 'CAUSE YOU'RE WEAK.

240. - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

241. - FOR MELTING THESE DELICIOUS CHEESES.

242. - AND WHAT'S UP WITH MY BOOBS?

243. - ONLY I CAN HAVE "D" CUPS, WOMAN.

244. - WELL, THEN, THIS IS KIND OF LAME.

245. - LAME? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PEPINO.

246. - IF YOU KNEW...

247. - UGH!

248. - WHOA, THAT'S DISGUSTING.

249. - QUINN, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

250. - IT'S FREAKING NASTY IS WHAT IT IS.

251. - AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

252. YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL I SAVED YOUR LIFE.

253. I THINK I'D RATHER BE DEAD.

254. - I'LL DO IT.

255. - DON'T. THAT CRAP WILL FLY EVERYWHERE.

256. - GOOD CALL.

257. - THESE ROBOT BODIES SUCK.

258. - SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL ME.

259. - I WANT MY REGULAR BODY BACK.

260. - HA HA! HA!

261. YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BACK.

262. IN FACT, THE NEW OWNERS HAVE ALREADY MOVED IN.

263. - GO, MOUSETRON!

264. - EEK.

265. - AS -FACED AS I AM,

266. I WAS ABLE TO IMPROVE ON THE PROTOTYPE

267. MADE FOR CAPTAIN MURPHY'S OLD BODY.

268. - HEY, I WANT ONE OF THOSE.

269. - YOU HAVE ONE, TOO.

270. - SWEET. HA HA!

271. JUST LIKE NORMAL.

272. - WELL, I'M NOT NORMAL.

273. - NO! YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING FREAKS!

274. - WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

275. - UH, MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

276. - THE BARBEAUBOT RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEMAN

277. IN MY FORMER BODY.

278. - I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL GO AWAY.

279. - YES, TO START A NEW CIVILIZATION.

280. A BRAVE NEW WORLD WITH A BOLD NEW LEADER—

281. SPARKAMUS PRIME!

282. - A PLACE BY FREAKBOTS FOR FREAKBOTS.

283. - WHERE FREAKBOTS ROAM FREAKY.

284. - FREAKBOTS, AWAY!

285. - OK. SEE YOU LATER.

286. - IT'S BEEN REAL.

287. - HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!

288. - MAN, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.

289. - IN A WAY, I THINK WE ALL ARE.

290. HERE.

291. - HEY, THANKS, LITTLE MOUSY.

292. - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

293. I HAD A WEIRD DREAM YOU TOOK OUR BRAINS OUT.

294. - I JUST HAVE HAD THE FLU SHOTS AGAIN, REMEMBER?

295. - ANYTHING YOU SAY, QUINN.

296. - I'VE GOT A WEIRD CRAVING FOR CHEESE.

297. - YOU SHUT UP!

298. - IN 2021, THE FREAKBOTS WERE SENT TO PRISON

299. FOR A CRIME THEY DIDN'T COMMIT.

300. THEN THEY ESCAPED.

301. TODAY, THEY SURVIVE AS SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE.

302. IF YOU A HAVE A PROBLEM, IF NO ONE ELSE CAN HELP,

303. AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM,

304. MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE...

305. THE FREAKBOTS.

306. - UHH!