Sealab 2021 3x1

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Angela Elayne Gibbs as Black Debbie (voice)

An accident leaves Quinn comatose and Stormy allegedly smarter. Have they really switched brains?

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. - LOOKS LIKE A LIQUID MERCURY SWITCH,

3. BUT I CAN'T MOVE—

4. - COME ON. LET ME DO IT.

5. - HUSH. NOW, THE LIQUID MERCURY CONTENT...

6. - LET ME DO IT—

7. - HAVE TO BE AT PRECISE EQUILIBRIUM OR ELSE...

8. - COME ON. LET ME—LET ME—LET ME DO IT!

9. - STORMY, YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED.

10. - I AM! I AM! I AM!

11. I KNOW FROM THE TRAINING VIDEO.

12. COME ON. LET ME DO IT.

13. - WHAT TRAINING VIDEO?

14. - "ACTION ABE: BOMB SQUAD RABBI."

15. - YEAH. YEAH. RIGHT AFTER WORK.

16. IT'S AT THE CLEANERS.

17. LOOK—MOM—MOM, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.

18. - THAT WAS A MOVIE, YOU IDIOT!

19. - NO, DUDE, I DREAMED IT.

20. - YOU JUST SAID IT WAS A TRAINING VIDEO!

21. - I WONDER IF I'M DREAMING THIS.

22. OW!

23. MAN, I HATE BEING YOUR APPRENTICE!

24. - YOU'RE NOT MY APPRENTICE.

25. NOBODY ELSE WILL WORK WITH YOU.

26. - I'M FIXING IT, SMART ASS.

27. THEN YOU FIX IT, SMART ASS.

28. HA HA HA.

29. "THIS IS MY DOLPHIN, SMART ASS!"

30. HA HA. LET ME DO IT.

31. - STOP IT! IT MIGHT BE BOOBY-TRAPPED.

32. - YOU SAID "BOOBY!"

33. - SHUT UP! - DUDE, LET ME DO IT!

34. - STORMY, DON'T—

35. YOU IDIOT!

36. WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY?

37. - YOU SAID "BOOBY!"

38. BOOBY! BOOBY! BOOBY... BOOBY...

39. - YEAH,

40. MY CHARACTER IS THE CLERIC REGNOR.

41. I GOT A SHILLELAGH

42. FOR BUSTING HEADS AND, UH...

43. YEAH, LIKE THAT.

44. I'M ONLY FOURTH LEVEL NOW,

45. BUT ONCE I LEARN SOME MORE SPELLS,

46. THEN, HEH HEH—SPARKS?

47. - WHAT?

48. - THEN I'LL BE FIFTH LEVEL.

49. - SENIOR OFFICERS TO THE MEDLAB.

50. - REGNOR AWAY!

51. - AY, MI MADRE! HOW IS HE, DOC?

52. - DIFFICULT, DIFFICULT CASE.

53. IN THE YEAR 2021, THE BRAIN IS STILL A MYSTERY.

54. - BOOBY?

55. - BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

56. - HEY, HEY! THIS STUFF HERE—

57. IS THAT MOSTLY SWELLING OR JUST AFRO?

58. - SIR, PLEASE—

59. - 'CAUSE IT'S SOFT.

60. - STOP DOING THAT.

61. - SHUT UP.

62. - OH, MY GOD! OH, QUINN!

63. NO, NO, NO!

64. - BOOBY?

65. - THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, BABY.

66. - HE SAID BOOBY.

67. - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU IDIOT!

68. - EASY, DEBBIE. HE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL.

69. NOW, WHAT HAPPENED, YOU IDIOT?

70. - IT HAD MERCURY STUFF,

71. AND IT WASN'T AT PRECISE EQUILIBRIUM.

72. - EQUILIBRIUM? - IT MEANS "HORSES."

73. - SOUNDS LIKE A QUINN WORD.

74. - OH! HE'S BRAIN DAMAGED!

75. - BOOBY?

76. - AND YET I FEEL A GREAT DEAL SMARTER.

77. - HEY, HOW COULD QUINN GET BRAIN DAMAGE

78. AND STORMY SUDDENLY TURN SMART?

79. - WHO KNOWS? THE BRAIN,

80. THOUGH COMPOSED MAINLY OF CHOLESTEROL,

81. POLYUNSATURATED FATS, AND WATER,

82. REMAINS A WRINKLED MYSTERY SHROUDED IN FATTY SECRETS.

83. - DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

84. - WELL, I KNOW WHAT THE BRAIN IS MADE OF.

85. STUPID BITCH.

86. - WOW, YEAH. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

87. - I KNEW THAT!

88. WAIT. HOW DID I KNOW THAT?

89. - WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY BRAINSWITCH.

90. - BRAINSWITCH?

91. - WAIT A MINUTE.

92. - THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BRAINSWITCH.

93. - NO? YEAH, THERE IS,

94. AND BASICALLY, THAT'S THE WHOLE PREMISE

95. OF "KNIGHTS OF NECROPOLIS."

96. AH, MY CLAN!

97. - DOCTOR, PLEASE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

98. - DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHAT I SAY?

99. - BUENO, YEAH. THEN IT'S SETTLED.

100. DUE TO BRAINSWITCH, STORMY, YOU'RE THE NEW SCIENCE OFFICER.

101. - YES!

102. - AND QUINN? - BOOBY.

103. - OH, MY GOD! HE'S GETTING WORSE!

104. - HURRY, SCIENCE OFFICER STORMY. GET THE GAME ON THERE.

105. - SHH! I NEED SILENCE TO MIND-MELD WITH THE INTERNET.

106. AM I DOING IT?

107. - I DON'T THINK SO.

108. - OK, UM... OK.

109. YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES.

110. - OK.

111. STORMY?

112. GOOD LORD. HE CAN TELEPORT!

113. - DOCTOR, DON'T SUGARCOAT IT.

114. - WELL, HE HAS REGRESSED FROM "BOOBY" TO "OOBY"

115. TO NOW, SIMPLY, "OOB."

116. - BUT WILL HE STILL BE ABLE TO,

117. YOU KNOW, DO IT?

118. - OH, AH, YES.

119. IN FACT, THE HEAD TRAUMA

120. HAS LEFT HIM WITH A MASSIVE PRIAPISM.

121. - A WHAT?

122. - PENIS.

123. - QUINN! I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU!

124. - I SMELL A COMA WEDDING!

125. - HOORAY!

126. - WELL, THEY ARE.

127. - WELL, KEEP 'EM CLOSED,

128. 'CAUSE WHEN I TELEPORT BACK IN, THERE'S A—A BLINDING FLASH!

129. - FIRE IT UP. I'M ALL BRACED.

130. - BOOM!

131. - HOLY CRAP. THAT'S AWESOME.

132. - I'LL SHOW THIS BITCH WHO'S BOSS.

133. - NO, JUST KEEP HIM SEDATED AND WELL-SPONGED

134. AND KEEP AN EYE ON THAT PRIAPISM.

135. - OH, I WILL.

136. - WHAT IF WE JAM IT ALL BACK IN AND SEE IF THAT WORKS?

137. - GOOD IDEA.

138. DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COME UP WITH THEM.

139. - WELL, NO, YOU WOULDN'T.

140. - BET QUINN MISSES THAT BIG-ASS BRAIN OF HIS.

141. - AH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.

142. DEBBIE'S GOT PEOPLE READING TO HIM.

143. - AND YOU UNDERSTAND THE PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT

144. GRANTING MY CLIENT, MS. DuPREE, FULL POWER OF ATTORNEY?

145. - OOB?

146. - OK.

147. - COME ON. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

148. - IT'S JUST—

149. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

150. - I KNOW, RIGHT?

151. - MY FATHER WOULD BE SO PROUD.

152. - MAKE SURE THAT—WAIT, WHAT?

153. - THIS WAS... HIS DRESS!

154. - WAIT. DO THAT AGAIN.

155. NOPE. NOTHING.

156. - MY SMART STIK'S NOT WORKING.

157. - HEY, LET'S MAKE SMOOTHIES!

158. - FOR SCIENCE!

159. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

160. THIS ALL GOES.

161. I'M THINKING MORE MARTHA STEWART MEETS EAST VILLAGE

162. AND WITH KIND OF PAN-ASIAN UNDERTONES.

163. - IT'S LIKE YOU'VE STOLEN MY MIND

164. AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.

165. - AND GET RID OF THAT DAMN CAT.

166. - HEY, GIVE ME SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE.

167. - YEAH, HEY-HO, WHAT'S THE DILLY-O?

168. 'CAUSE WE'RE KICKING IT, BOO! - HUSH, NOW!

169. - FO' SHIZZLE, DIZZLE!

170. - SHH! THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE.

171. - WHAT, ARE YOU ASHAMED TO BE SEEN WITH ME?

172. - A LITTLE BIT.

173. - WHY ISN'T IT DOING IT?

174. - LOOK, YOU'D HAVE TO GO TO HARVARD

175. FOR, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS.

176. - THEY TEACH KARATE THERE?

177. - HI-YA!

178. - OOH!

179. - I DON'T KNOW.

180. - AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR THIS HOW?

181. 'CAUSE I'M NOT CHEAP.

182. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU THOUGHT BECAUSE OF MY SHIRT—

183. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. QUINN'S PAYING.

184. - HE'S GOT THIS KIND OF MONEY?

185. - ARE YOU KIDDING? ALL THOSE PATENTS?

186. HA! OH, REMIND ME TO CALL THE PATENT OFFICE.

187. - YOU'RE A COMPLETE DIRTY WHORE.

188. - NO, WAIT. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SMOOTHIE?

189. - GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!

190. - YEAH! FRITTERS!

191. - I NO CAN STAND TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, QUINN.

192. VAYA CON DIOS, AMIGO!

193. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

194. - OH, HI! I—I—I WAS... HI.

195. I... HI.

196. I WAS... JUST TRYING, YOU KNOW,

197. TO GET THIS, UH, PILLOW OFF HIS FACE.

198. THERE WE GO. THAT'S GOT IT.

199. MM-HMM.

200. - JUST TAKE THE DAMN SCREWDRIVER!

201. - QUIT SHOVING IT!

202. - OK, ACTION ABE. HERE.

203. - I SAID, FLATHEAD.

204. - YOU SAID, PHILLIPS!

205. - I'M JUST SAYING IT'S SUSPICIOUS

206. THAT A BLACK MAN GETS BLOWN UP BY A WHITE MAN

207. AND THAT SAME WHITE MAN GETS PROMOTED FOR IT.

208. HUH!

209. - GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU'RE MILITANT.

210. - CHILD, YOU BETTER GET YOUR FOOT OFF ME.

211. - HEY, LOOK, WE GOT TO SEND IT—

212. - I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT!

213. - I—I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, MAN!

214. - OK, GO GET HELP, DJANGO.

215. - HEY, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIS HEAD?

216. - JUST SOME, UH, SCIENTIFIC STUFF.

217. - ARE THOSE FUSES?

218. - I DON'T KNOW.

219. - OH, MAN. MY HEAD.

220. OH! DAMN IT!

221. WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

222. AND WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A WEDDING RING?

223. HELLO? OW! HELLO? OW!

224. - AND DO YOU, DEBRA—

225. - YES, LET'S GO.

226. - CAN WE REALLY DO THIS WITHOUT THE GROOM?

227. - MARITIME LAW, PADRE.

228. LET'S GO.

229. - MAZEL TOV.

230. - COME ON.

231. - NOT IF HE'S SURROUNDED BY BANANAS.

232. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S IN HEAVEN.

233. - NO, LOOK, HE'S DOING IT. HE'S GOING FOR HELP!

234. - NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT GETTING HELP.

235. - DJANGO, PUT THAT DOWN.

236. - I TOLD YOU HE'D FIND IT.

237. - ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON AROUND—

238. OH, MY GOD! DJANGO!

239. - HEY, QUINN!

240. - DJANGO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?

241. AND WHAT ARE YOU READING?

242. - HE AIN'T READING.

243. - WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MONKEY?

244. - WELL, NOW, TECHNICALLY THAT MONKEY

245. BELONGS TO THE SCIENCE OFFICER.

246. - WHICH IS ME, PUNK.

247. - PUNK? BOY, GET YOUR ASS OUT THAT BOX!

248. - NOW, DJANGO!

249. - OHH!

250. DJANGO, HOW COULD YOU?

251. OW!

252. - DON'T YOU WORRY, QUINN.

253. WE'VE GOT A NICE NEW JOB FOR YOU.

254. - QUINNY DOCTOR, GOOD DOCTOR. VERY SMART.

255. VERY SMART. THE STUN GUN HURTS. STUN GUN HURTS QUINNY.

256. QUINNY MONKEY BAD. THAT MONKEY...

257. - THAT'S RIGHT. ROLL 'EM UP, BITCH.

258. - AH, AH, AH.

259. - QUINN GOOD. QUINN GOOD.

260. - WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT, DOC.

261. - YES, WITH THE PROPER STIMULI,

262. EVEN A GENIUS LIKE DR. QUINN CAN BE DRIVEN INSANE,

263. AND I REMAIN THE ONLY DOCTOR LEFT.

264. - SCIENCE IS COOL.

265. - ONCE WE EVEN PUT A MENTAL PATIENT IN CHARGE

266. OF AN UNDERWATER RESEARCH—

267. OOH!

268. - SUBJECT 934,

269. DO NOT COMPROMISE THE EXPERIMENT!

270. - HEY, HEY. SHARK IN LAB COAT.

271. HAVEN'T SEEN THAT A MILLION TIMES.