Sealab 2021 2x7

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Who should come aboard SeaLab but the Bizarro versions of the crew, such as Bizarro Debbie, Bizarro Marco, Bizarro Murphy, Bizarro Sparks, Bizarro Stormy, and a sort-of Bizarro Dr. Quinn. The Bizarros hold the real crew captive, before beginning to torture the real crew. With Bizarro Torture.

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1. UH, YEAH, I GUESS LIQUOR IN IT.

2. FA-I-TH...

3. AND BEGORRA, THEN I'LL TAKE 1,000 QUARTS.

4. IT'LL BE DRUNKEN FOR ALL OF DINGLE.

5. DEAL.

6. YO, DAVE?

7. JUST CAME IN.

8. IS GESTOHLEN.

9. HEY! HEY!

10. YOUR SPRECH-HOLE.

11. I NEED 1,000 QTs BY THURSDAY,

12. OR I'M GONNA BLOW OUT OF THE AIR LOCK.

13. GOT IT? NEIN!

14. NEIN, GESTOHLEN!

15. IS GESTOHLEN. WHAT?

16. I'M S—

17. MY BUTTER CHURNER.

18. YOUR CHURN?

19. JA, UND WITHOUT MEIN BUTTER CHURNER,

20. I'M NOT GOING TO BUTTER. ALL RIGHT.

21. ALL RIGHT, JEEZ.

22. FRIGGIN' AMISH.

23. BUGGY-DRIVING, BARN-RAISIN'

24. SPARKS. SOUND THE ALARM.

25. SEAL THE HATCHES.

26. MOVE, MAN, MOVE.

27. HANG ON.

28. AMISH DAVE'S BUTTER CHURN,

29. AND MEANWHILE,

30. NO CHURN?

31. WELL, WHERE THE HELL TO GET MY FIX?

32. I MEAN, THIS ONE'S CASHED.

33. SPARKS, I CAN'T GO BACK TO MARGARINE.

34. RELAX. I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

35. SCREW IT. WE'VE GOT

36. SHORTAGE.

37. I'D SAY THAT.

38. IS MISSING.

39. WELL, MAYBE IT'S WITH MY MICROSCOPE.

40. WITH ANYTHING!

41. THE BIO LAB.

42. WELL, GET IN LINE.

43. I'VE GOT NO BUTTER

44. WHILE I EAT IT.

45. WAS BRAND-NEW,

46. OUT LOUD.

47. HAIRDRYER.

48. CAPTAIN, YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

49. ROCKIN' PRIEST

50. IS GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?

51. A DIRTY, ROTTEN,

52. LOWDOWN, STINKIN' THIEF ON SEALAB.

53. MY HAIRDRYER.

54. COLLECTION.

55. AND MY...

56. BACK MASSAGER.

57. BACK MASSAGER? YEAH, RIGHT.

58. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE SOMETHING.

59. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

60. WE DON'T KNOW TO SLIT.

61. HUH? WHADDA YA MEAN, "WHAT?"

62. SLITTING,

63. AND WE DON'T THE BLAME.

64. I'M SURE THERE'S

65. THAT ARE MISSING.

66. YOU TOOK 'EM.

67. WHAT? MY MICROSCOPE WAS STOLEN.

68. WELL, IT'S

69. YOUR OWN MICROSCOPE,

70. THAT YOU DID IT.

71. TO ME IT IS.

72. COME ON, JUST 'FESS UP.

73. GIRL, TALKIN' ABOUT?

74. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU DID IT.

75. OH, OK— I GET IT.

76. DID IT, HUH?

77. THE BLACK GUY, HUH?

78. NICE.

79. WELL, A MINUTE AGO,

80. TO BLAME THE LATINO.

81. NO, I WASN'T.

82. THE RACE CARD, QUINN?

83. IS THAT IT?

84. WHAT, SO LATINOS STEAL?

85. WE'RE JUST THIEVES, GRINGO?

86. SAID THAT.

87. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT.

88. ON YOU.

89. YOU DISGUSTING BIGOT.

90. SHUT UP!

91. I CAN'T

92. A JILLION TIMES. WHAT?

93. FOR MARRIAGE.

94. HA HA. HA HA. HA HA.

95. NO, NO, NO, NO.

96. NO-O.

97. ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE?

98. WHAT? ARE YOU ASHAMED OF IT?

99. FOR YOU, Q?

100. TOO HOT? AND SAVAGE?

101. A LITTLE WEIRD.

102. OH, WITH A... THING?

103. YEAH. THAT WAS WEIRD.

104. I WAS DRUNK.

105. I KNOW. STILL WEIRD.

106. ENOUGH!

107. THE THIEF,

108. MARTIAN LAW.

109. UH, I THINK IT'S "MARTIAL LAW." SILENCE!

110. EXACTLY?

111. UNDER MARTIAL LAW,

112. HABEAS CORPUS,

113. THAT'S CRAP.

114. MARS IS WILD, UNTAMED.

115. I'M FOUNDING A CADRE

116. MARTIAN LAW.

117. HUH? KNIGHTS?

118. NOW WHO'S READY TO BEAT SOME ASS?

119. I'M IN.

120. SIR PHOBOS,

121. KNIGHT OF MARS, BEATER OF ASS.

122. BE A HITTER, BABE.

123. HEY, I WANNA BE A MARTIAN KNIGHT...

124. WITH YOU GUYS?

125. OF THEM BATS?

126. UGH! OH, MY GOD!

127. ARE YOU DOING?

128. SILENCE.

129. OF THE RED PLANET.

130. IT'S NOT MARTIAN LAW.

131. IT'S—

132. SIR PHOBOS!

133. OW! MY HANDS!

134. MY HANDS!

135. OH, MY GOD, WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

136. JUST BE COOL. I'LL TRY TO DISTRACT THEM.

137. SOMETHING'S REAL BAD WRONG IN MY PANTS.

138. PRITHEE KNAVE, UNDER MARTIAN LAW?

139. UH, ANYTHING— ANYTHING YOU WANT.

140. CAN I MARRY PEOPLE?

141. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH. SURE.

142. DR. VIRJAY,

143. AAH!

144. OH, GOD!

145. MY LAST HAND!

146. UNDER MARTIAN LAW,

147. ARE FORBIDDEN.

148. NICE SWING, SIR PHOBOS.

149. THE KEY IS TO HIT WITH THE BAT.

150. UH-HUH. OK.

151. QUINN. DEBBIE. I BID THEE... GET OVER HERE.

152. CAPTAIN! I INSIST UNDER ARREST.

153. HMM. UH-HUH.

154. HMM. HMM. HMM.

155. UH-HUH.

156. HMM... NO.

157. ARTICLE 934 STATES

158. SILENCE, VARLET.

159. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

160. YOU TWO.

161. OF ALL THIS SINNING.

162. WHAT? WHO?

163. ARES, GOD OF MARS.

164. SO, HITHERFORTH—

165. UH... SPARKS, CAN I MARRY PEOPLE?

166. YES, ANYTHING.

167. OK. SO HITHERFORTH, YOU TWO ARE MARRIED.

168. THAT WAY,

169. ON YOUR COUPLINGS.

170. NOW... COUPLE!

171. WHAT? WHAT!

172. YOU HEARD ME.

173. TO HER, DOC.

174. CAPTAIN, YOU ARE TO COMMAND.

175. I AM RELIEVING YOU.

176. MM-HMM. OK. SIR PHOBOS!

177. OH, MY GOD.

178. JEEZ! OH, CRAP. WHAT?

179. UH...

180. I KILLED HER.

181. YOU ANIMAL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

182. MAN, THAT'S TOUGH.

183. AND EVERYTHING.

184. HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?

185. I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

186. NOT SO FAST, DR... QUINN, IS IT?

187. YES!

188. OR IS IT DR. "STEAL-EVERYTHING

189. RED MARS?"

190. IT'S QUINN.

191. EXPLAIN THIS?

192. WE'RE WAITING.

193. YOU SAY SOMETHING? NO.

194. YOU JUST SAID NO. THAT'S SOMETHING.

195. OPEN THE DOOR!

196. SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

197. SPARKS, THEY'RE INSANE! CALL FOR HELP!

198. I CAN'T WORK THE CONTROLS, QUINNIE.

199. HMM. THOSE HANDS?

200. TOTALLY USELESS?

201. YES. DEAR LORD, YES.

202. WELL, DON'T WORRY, SON.

203. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

204. HERE ON MARS.

205. IT'S IN CHARTER.

206. CAN I—

207. CAN I GET ME BENEFITS?

208. STORMY,

209. GO FOR HELP! HURRY.

210. SIR DEMOS. YOU'RE ALIVE.

211. IS SIR DEMOS?

212. WHERE I PEE.

213. WALK IT OFF, SIR DEMOS.

214. I'M SENDING YOU ON A QUEST.

215. YOU—YOU'D LIKE ME?

216. ON MARS, SON.

217. IN THE CHARTER.

218. STORMY, FOR GOD'S SAKE—

219. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!

220. SIR DEMOS,

221. TO FIND QUINN'S ASS...

222. BEAT IT.

223. WE'RE SUPPOSED FOR A THIEF.

224. UGH! UGH!

225. TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY THIEF.

226. TAKE THAT, THIEF.

227. THIEF. STOP IT! MY EYE!

228. DO TO MY EYE?

229. CHILL OUT, BABY, COME ON.

230. DAMN, DEMOS.

231. SPARKS, CALL THE POLICE.

232. ALL RIGHTY.

233. FOR HIS COURT-MARTIAN.

234. WE, UH... WE DON'T REALLY HAVE A DUNGEON, BABY.

235. OH, CRAP. SORRY, FELLOWS.

236. EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE,

237. BACK TO THE SHIRE.

238. SEE YOU AT TREMENDOUS CON.

239. AHEM. TWO, PLEASE?

240. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

241. UH-HUH. OK. NOW, WHAT THE CRAP

242. IN A COURT-MARTIAN?

243. UH, AS LORD REGENT RED PLANET,

244. UH, THAT WOULD BE YOUR CALL, SIR.

245. I KNOW THAT, YEAH.

246. SPARKS? CAN I MARRY PEOPLE?

247. AARGH... MY HANDS.

248. THEN, AS OF THIS MOMENT,

249. TO ADRIENNE BARBEAU,

250. QUEEN OF MARS,

251. TO THARSIS.

252. FOR DR. QUINN

253. BY SLITTING.

254. YOU'RE ALL INSANE.

255. SO, LET'S HAVE IT DONE IN THE GALLEY...

256. 'CAUSE IT'S GOT

257. IN THE MIDDLE,

258. AND THAT'LL BE GOOD,

259. SINCE THERE'S GONNA BE

260. ALL OVER THE PLACE.

261. NO. PLEASE. HELP...

262. PLUS, WE CAN SACRIFICE WHEN WE'RE DONE.

263. WAIT.

264. YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

265. KNIGHTS OF MARS...

266. A LITTLE, WOULD YA?

267. OF HIS.

268. GOD! OH, MY OTHER EYE!

269. TO MY OTHER EYE?

270. JEEZIE PETES, KNIGHTS OF MARS.

271. I SAID, A LITTLE.

272. HE'S BARELY ALIVE ENOUGH TO KILL.

273. I SWEAR, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS.

274. ALL OF YOU.

275. YEAH RIGHT. COME ON, I'M OVER THIS.

276. SIR PHOBOS?

277. SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

278. OH HO! MAN, YOU SHOULD

279. ON YOUR FACE. HA HA HA.

280. ALL RIGHT, BABY, WE DID IT.

281. FOR YOUR HELP, BUDDY.

282. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

283. OH, MAN! TOTALLY WORTH IT.

284. HA HA HA. SO WAS MY FRACTURED SKULL.

285. OH, QUINNIE, IT'S PRICELESS.

286. CRUSHED HANDS! GET IT? GET IT?

287. FOR A SURPRISE PARTY?

288. HA HA! YEAH.

289. AND WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE BEST PART.

290. OF HOLES.

291. HIT IT, HESH.

292. —www.ncicap.org—

293. SERIOUSLY.

294. OF HOLES.

295. IT'S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY.