1. WHY DID YOU
LET THEM ON BOARD
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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2. I, UH... AT FIRST,
THEY SEEMED NICE,
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3. BUT IT TURNS OUT
THEY'RE, UH...
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4. BIZARRO!
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5. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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6. FOR THE LAST TIME,
CRETINS, WHERE IS...
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7. THE DESTRUCTO BEAM?
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8. LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE
ONE OF THOSE.
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9. JUST GIVE HIM
THE DAMN BEAMS.
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10. WE DON'T HAVE
A BEAM.
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11. THE DESTRUCTO BEAM
IS THE MOST POWERFUL
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12. DESTRUCTIVE WEAPON
EVER WROUGHT BY MAN,
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13. CAPABLE OF VAPORIZING
EARTH INTO... VAPOR.
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14. WHY WOULD WE
BLOW UP THE EARTH,
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15. WHERE WE ARE
RIGHT NOW?
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16. BECAUSE
IT'S BIZARRO.
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17. IT'S STUPID.
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18. BIZARRO!
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19. STUPID! OOH!
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20. YOU DIRTY COWARD.
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21. UNTIE ME,
YOU BASTARDS!
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22. I'LL TAKE YOU ON
MYSELF!
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23. BIZARRO, MARCO.
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24. WHAT? WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO BE?
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25. ARE YOU
FREAKING OUT?
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26. NO. JUST PISSED OFF.
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27. BIZARRO
PISSED OFF?
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28. SCREW THIS.
THEY WON'T TALK?
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29. THEN I SAY
WE GUT THEM.
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30. DON'T YOU
MEAN... BIZARRO
GUT THEM?
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31. I AM BIZARRO
STORMY.
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32. I'M REGULAR
STORMY.
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33. SHUT UP,
IDIOT.
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34. DON'T YOU MEAN
"BIZARRO SHUT UP"?
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35. OK, OK. LOOK. WE'LL GIVE YOU
THE DAMN BEAMS, HUH?
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36. THAT'S GOOD.
YOU STALL THEM.
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37. I'LL THINK
OF A PLAN.
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38. SILENCE, DR. QUINN.
YOU'LL THINK OF NOTHING
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39. ONCE YOUR MIND IS BLOWN
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40. BY THE RAZOR-SHARP
INTELLECT OF...
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41. BIZARRO QUINN.
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42. WHAT? MY GUY'S
AN EGG?
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43. HOW IS THAT
GONNA BLOW MY MIND?
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44. OH, SWEET GOD!
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45. AAH!
HOLY CRAP!
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46. THAT'S NASTY.
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47. NOW, WHERE
ARE THE DIAMONDS?
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48. I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED A LASER BEAM.
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49. NOW WE WANT BOTH,
AND TO SHOW YOU
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50. JUST HOW SERIOUS
WE ARE...
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51. BIZARRO STORMY.
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52. I AM BIZARRO
STORMY.
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53. I'M REGULAR
STORMY.
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54. SHOW THEM
HOW SERIOUS WE ARE.
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55. NO!
HOLY GOD!
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56. JESUS!
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57. BIZARRO.
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58. OK.
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59. BIZARRO!
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60. HEY, SHOW THEM
HOW SERIOUS WE ARE.
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61. AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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62. NOW WHO'S
FEELING... TALKY?
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63. SOMEBODY GIVE HIM
THE DAMN LASER...
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64. OH, DIAMOND BEAM.
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65. WE DON'T HAVE
A LASER BEAM.
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66. MY BREASTS ARE
SENSING THAT THIS ONE
KNOWS SOMETHING.
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67. LET'S CUT
HIS ENTIRE
BODY OFF.
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68. I WILL
INTERROGATE HIM...
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69. WITH MY BREASTS.
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70. YES. BIZARRO DEBBIE,
TAKE HIM AWAY FOR INTERROGATION,
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71. BIZARRO-STYLE.
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72. GET YOUR HANDS
OFF HIM, YOU BITCH.
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73. DON'T TALK, QUINN.
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74. I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING.
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75. THAT'S THE STUFF.
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76. MAYBE HIS SCREAMS
WILL LOOSEN
YOUR TONGUES.
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77. WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO TO HIM?
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78. DON'T YOU WORRY
YOUR PRET—HEY!
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79. HEY, BE CAREFUL
WITH MY HEAD JAR, ASS!
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80. IT IS BIZARRO.
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81. PUT ME DOWN!
PUT ME DOWN!
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82. BIZARRO PUT ME DOWN!
PUT ME DOWN!
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83. WE'RE FRIENDS.
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84. CAN'T...
BIZARRO BREATHE.
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85. BIZARRO.
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86. HELP ME!
HELP... ME!
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87. COME ON.
NOW IS OUR CHANCE
TO ESCAPE.
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88. UH...
TOO FREAKED OUT.
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89. DON'T YOU MEAN,
"BIZARROED OUT"?
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90. UH... OH, YEAH.
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91. HA HA HA HA!
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92. HA HA HA HA!
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93. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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94. I'M HELPING.
I'M HELPING.
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95. I'M HELPING YOU.
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96. DR. QUINN'S
BIZARRO TORTURE
BEGINS.
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97. YOU ANIMALS!
WHAT IS SHE
DOING TO HIM?
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98. Dr.
OH, YEAH, BABY!
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99. Bizarro Debbie:
GIVE IT TO ME, BABY. YEAH.
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100. OH! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!
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101. BIZARRO! OH!
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102. OH, DAMN!
OH, DAMN! YEAH!
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103. GOOD LORD,
SHE'S KILLING HIM.
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104. SHUT UP.
SHUT UP, WOMAN.
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105. THAT BITCH!
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106. BIZARRO!
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107. THE DOCTOR...
IS IN!
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108. OH, IS HE EVER.
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109. THAT BASTARD!
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110. Dr. DAMN IT, WOMAN!
SHUT UP!
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111. HE'S OUT
OF HIS MIND
WITH PAIN.
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112. YOU WANT TO
MAKE HIM JEALOUS?
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113. GET DELICIOUS
BIZARRO REVENGE, OK?
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114. MMM... DELICIOUS.
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115. OH! GET OFF OF ME,
YOU DISGUSTING
LITTLE MONSTER!
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116. YOU LIKEY, LIKEY,
LIKEY, LIKEY...
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117. NO, NO, NO, NO!
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118. NO, NO, NO!
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119. YOU CAN DO IT.
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120. THAT'S IT.
RESIST HIS CHARMS.
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121. UH! NO!
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122. NO, NO, NO! AAH!
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123. YES! YES! YES!
YES! BIZARRO YES!
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124. HEY, I KNOW
SOME STUFF.
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125. INTERROGATE
ME.
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126. OK.
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127. AAH! AAH!
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128. BIZARRO! BIZARRO!
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129. BIZARRO. BIZARRO.
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130. BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
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131. BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
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132. BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
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133. I HATE
THE BIZARROS.
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134. DON'T YOU MEAN
YOU HATE...
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135. THE BIZARROS?
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136. HIYAH!
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137. BIZARRO...
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138. BIZARRO...
BIZARRO...
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139. LIKE A LITTLE
TURTLE.
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140. DON'T YOU
MEAN...
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141. A BIZARRO
TURTLE?
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142. THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT WITH
THIS, ALL OF IT!
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143. YOU PEOPLE
ARE IDIOTS!
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144. SILLY LITTLE
TURTLE.
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145. YOU ARE THE DUMBEST VILLAINS
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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146. WE DON'T HAVE
ANY LASERS!
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147. AND WE DON'T HAVE
ANY FREAKING DIAMONDS!
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148. AND THE ONLY THING
YOU'RE GOOD AT
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149. IS YELLING "BIZARRO"
ALL THE TIME.
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150. BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
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151. Bizarro Debbie:
BIZARRO! BIZARRO!
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152. AND YOU ARE
A WHORE!
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153. OH, NO! OH, YES!
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154. AH! OH, HO!
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155. BIZARRO.
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156. AW, THIS
LITTLE GUY.
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157. BUDDY, IF I HAD
A PEANUT, I'D
GIVE IT TO YOU.
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158. BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU.
BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU.
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159. HEY, WHO'S
GOT A PEANUT
FOR TURTLE-FACE?
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160. DON'T!
HE'S ALLERGIC!
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161. THEY'LL KILL ME.
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162. WELL... I TRIED
EVERYTHING.
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163. HE WOULDN'T
TALK.
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164. OH, WHATEVER.
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165. WAY TO GO,
QUINN.
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166. DID YOU TRY HIM
IN THE?
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167. YES.
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168. TWICE.
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169. THAT USUALLY
WORKS.
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170. WAY TO GO, QUINN.
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171. I DID...
I DID WHAT I COULD.
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172. YOU'RE A BASTARD.
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173. ENOUGH!
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174. IT IS NOW CLEAR TO ME
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175. THAT THIS CALLS FOR
STRONGER METHODS OF...
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176. PERSUASION.
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177. DON'T YOU MEAN,
BIZARRO PERSUASION?
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178. YEAH. MAKE IT
REALLY BIZARRO.
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179. OH, BIZARRO!
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180. SILENCE!
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181. I WILL NOW PLY
YOUR MINDS WITH...
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182. BIZARRO VISION.
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183. BEHOLD AND BE
HELPLESS AGAINST...
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184. IT.
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185. I HATE THEM ALL,
EXCEPT TURTLE-FACE.
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186. BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU.
BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU.
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187. SHH. MOVE.
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188. Deep voice:
BIZARRO.
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189. LOOK, TURTLE-FACE.
STAR WARS.
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190. HA HA HA! YES!
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191. YOU WILL BE
BEWILDERED
AND AMAZED
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192. BY... BIZARRO
VISION.
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193. BIZARRO...
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194. BIZARRO...
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195. BIZARRO...
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196. BIZARRO...
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197. BIZARRO...
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198. BIZARRO...
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199. BIZARRO...
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200. BIZARRO...
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201. More voices:
BIZARRO...
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202. BIZARRO...
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203. BIZARRO...
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204. BIZARRO...
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205. BIZARRO...
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206. PSST! QUINN,
CHECK IT OUT.
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207. BIZARRO...
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208. BIZARRO...
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209. BIZARRO...
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210. BIZARRO...
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211. BIZAR—
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212. AW...
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213. OK, LISTEN UP.
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214. BIZARRO PEOPLE,
PARTY'S OVER.
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215. YOU GOT TO GO.
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216. OK.
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217. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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218. BIZARRO VISION.
THEY'RE HYPNOTIZED, BABY.
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219. YEAH. WELL,
YOU'RE A BASTARD.
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220. WAIT! THEY'RE
HYPNOTIZED.
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221. TURTLE-FACE,
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
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222. BAWK! BAWK!
BAWK! BAWK!
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223. I'LL MISS YOU.
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224. HA HA.
OK. GET OUT.
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225. BAWK! BAWK!
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226. OK, QUINN, UNTIE US.
HURRY UP BEFORE THEY—
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227. GREETINGS,
FOOLS.
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228. GIVE US THE
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229. OR SUFFER
THE BIZARRO
CONSEQUENCES.
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230. UH... WE ALREADY
GAVE IT TO YOU.
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231. IT'S, UM...
IT'S IN YOUR TRUCK.
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232. TO THE TRUCK.
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233. UNTIE US NOW.
HURRY.
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234. BAWK! BAWK!
BAWK! BAWK!
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235. SERIOUSLY,
HOW DO WE GET
OUT OF HERE?
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236. HIT 2!
HIT 2!
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237. THANK YOU.
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238. MAN, I'M GLAD
THAT'S OVER. DAMN!
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239. WHAT A BUNCH
OF IDIOTS.
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240. YOU'RE A BASTARD.
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241. HA HA HA HA!
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242. WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
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243. I GAVE... HA HA HA!
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244. DURING THE MOVIE,
I GAVE TURTLE-FACE
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245. A WHOLE BAG OF PEANUTS.
HA HA HA!
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246. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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247. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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248. GREETINGS, DUDES.
GIVE US THE PATCHOULI BEAM
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