Sealab 2021 2x7

Directed by

Dave Willis as Bizarro Dr. Quinn (voice)

Who should come aboard SeaLab but the Bizarro versions of the crew, such as Bizarro Debbie, Bizarro Marco, Bizarro Murphy, Bizarro Sparks, Bizarro Stormy, and a sort-of Bizarro Dr. Quinn. The Bizarros hold the real crew captive, before beginning to torture the real crew. With Bizarro Torture.

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1. WHY DID YOU LET THEM ON BOARD IN THE FIRST PLACE?

2. I, UH... AT FIRST, THEY SEEMED NICE,

3. BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE, UH...

4. BIZARRO!

5. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

6. FOR THE LAST TIME, CRETINS, WHERE IS...

7. THE DESTRUCTO BEAM?

8. LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

9. JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BEAMS.

10. WE DON'T HAVE A BEAM.

11. THE DESTRUCTO BEAM IS THE MOST POWERFUL

12. DESTRUCTIVE WEAPON EVER WROUGHT BY MAN,

13. CAPABLE OF VAPORIZING EARTH INTO... VAPOR.

14. WHY WOULD WE BLOW UP THE EARTH,

15. WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW?

16. BECAUSE IT'S BIZARRO.

17. IT'S STUPID.

18. BIZARRO!

19. STUPID! OOH!

20. YOU DIRTY COWARD.

21. UNTIE ME, YOU BASTARDS!

22. I'LL TAKE YOU ON MYSELF!

23. BIZARRO, MARCO.

24. WHAT? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?

25. ARE YOU FREAKING OUT?

26. NO. JUST PISSED OFF.

27. BIZARRO PISSED OFF?

28. SCREW THIS. THEY WON'T TALK?

29. THEN I SAY WE GUT THEM.

30. DON'T YOU MEAN... BIZARRO GUT THEM?

31. I AM BIZARRO STORMY.

32. I'M REGULAR STORMY.

33. SHUT UP, IDIOT.

34. DON'T YOU MEAN "BIZARRO SHUT UP"?

35. OK, OK. LOOK. WE'LL GIVE YOU THE DAMN BEAMS, HUH?

36. THAT'S GOOD. YOU STALL THEM.

37. I'LL THINK OF A PLAN.

38. SILENCE, DR. QUINN. YOU'LL THINK OF NOTHING

39. ONCE YOUR MIND IS BLOWN

40. BY THE RAZOR-SHARP INTELLECT OF...

41. BIZARRO QUINN.

42. WHAT? MY GUY'S AN EGG?

43. HOW IS THAT GONNA BLOW MY MIND?

44. OH, SWEET GOD!

45. AAH! HOLY CRAP!

46. THAT'S NASTY.

47. NOW, WHERE ARE THE DIAMONDS?

48. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A LASER BEAM.

49. NOW WE WANT BOTH, AND TO SHOW YOU

50. JUST HOW SERIOUS WE ARE...

51. BIZARRO STORMY.

52. I AM BIZARRO STORMY.

53. I'M REGULAR STORMY.

54. SHOW THEM HOW SERIOUS WE ARE.

55. NO! HOLY GOD!

56. JESUS!

57. BIZARRO.

58. OK.

59. BIZARRO!

60. HEY, SHOW THEM HOW SERIOUS WE ARE.

61. AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

62. NOW WHO'S FEELING... TALKY?

63. SOMEBODY GIVE HIM THE DAMN LASER...

64. OH, DIAMOND BEAM.

65. WE DON'T HAVE A LASER BEAM.

66. MY BREASTS ARE SENSING THAT THIS ONE KNOWS SOMETHING.

67. LET'S CUT HIS ENTIRE BODY OFF.

68. I WILL INTERROGATE HIM...

69. WITH MY BREASTS.

70. YES. BIZARRO DEBBIE, TAKE HIM AWAY FOR INTERROGATION,

71. BIZARRO-STYLE.

72. GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM, YOU BITCH.

73. DON'T TALK, QUINN.

74. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

75. THAT'S THE STUFF.

76. MAYBE HIS SCREAMS WILL LOOSEN YOUR TONGUES.

77. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO HIM?

78. DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR PRET—HEY!

79. HEY, BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEAD JAR, ASS!

80. IT IS BIZARRO.

81. PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!

82. BIZARRO PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!

83. WE'RE FRIENDS.

84. CAN'T... BIZARRO BREATHE.

85. BIZARRO.

86. HELP ME! HELP... ME!

87. COME ON. NOW IS OUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE.

88. UH... TOO FREAKED OUT.

89. DON'T YOU MEAN, "BIZARROED OUT"?

90. UH... OH, YEAH.

91. HA HA HA HA!

92. HA HA HA HA!

93. HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

94. I'M HELPING. I'M HELPING.

95. I'M HELPING YOU.

96. DR. QUINN'S BIZARRO TORTURE BEGINS.

97. YOU ANIMALS! WHAT IS SHE DOING TO HIM?

98. Dr. OH, YEAH, BABY!

99. Bizarro Debbie: GIVE IT TO ME, BABY. YEAH.

100. OH! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

101. BIZARRO! OH!

102. OH, DAMN! OH, DAMN! YEAH!

103. GOOD LORD, SHE'S KILLING HIM.

104. SHUT UP. SHUT UP, WOMAN.

105. THAT BITCH!

106. BIZARRO!

107. THE DOCTOR... IS IN!

108. OH, IS HE EVER.

109. THAT BASTARD!

110. Dr. DAMN IT, WOMAN! SHUT UP!

111. HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND WITH PAIN.

112. YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS?

113. GET DELICIOUS BIZARRO REVENGE, OK?

114. MMM... DELICIOUS.

115. OH! GET OFF OF ME, YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE MONSTER!

116. YOU LIKEY, LIKEY, LIKEY, LIKEY...

117. NO, NO, NO, NO!

118. NO, NO, NO!

119. YOU CAN DO IT.

120. THAT'S IT. RESIST HIS CHARMS.

121. UH! NO!

122. NO, NO, NO! AAH!

123. YES! YES! YES! YES! BIZARRO YES!

124. HEY, I KNOW SOME STUFF.

125. INTERROGATE ME.

126. OK.

127. AAH! AAH!

128. BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

129. BIZARRO. BIZARRO.

130. BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

131. BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

132. BIZARRO! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

133. I HATE THE BIZARROS.

134. DON'T YOU MEAN YOU HATE...

135. THE BIZARROS?

136. HIYAH!

137. BIZARRO...

138. BIZARRO... BIZARRO...

139. LIKE A LITTLE TURTLE.

140. DON'T YOU MEAN...

141. A BIZARRO TURTLE?

142. THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS, ALL OF IT!

143. YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!

144. SILLY LITTLE TURTLE.

145. YOU ARE THE DUMBEST VILLAINS I'VE EVER SEEN.

146. WE DON'T HAVE ANY LASERS!

147. AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY FREAKING DIAMONDS!

148. AND THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD AT

149. IS YELLING "BIZARRO" ALL THE TIME.

150. BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

151. Bizarro Debbie: BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

152. AND YOU ARE A WHORE!

153. OH, NO! OH, YES!

154. AH! OH, HO!

155. BIZARRO.

156. AW, THIS LITTLE GUY.

157. BUDDY, IF I HAD A PEANUT, I'D GIVE IT TO YOU.

158. BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU. BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU.

159. HEY, WHO'S GOT A PEANUT FOR TURTLE-FACE?

160. DON'T! HE'S ALLERGIC!

161. THEY'LL KILL ME.

162. WELL... I TRIED EVERYTHING.

163. HE WOULDN'T TALK.

164. OH, WHATEVER.

165. WAY TO GO, QUINN.

166. DID YOU TRY HIM IN THE?

167. YES.

168. TWICE.

169. THAT USUALLY WORKS.

170. WAY TO GO, QUINN.

171. I DID... I DID WHAT I COULD.

172. YOU'RE A BASTARD.

173. ENOUGH!

174. IT IS NOW CLEAR TO ME

175. THAT THIS CALLS FOR STRONGER METHODS OF...

176. PERSUASION.

177. DON'T YOU MEAN, BIZARRO PERSUASION?

178. YEAH. MAKE IT REALLY BIZARRO.

179. OH, BIZARRO!

180. SILENCE!

181. I WILL NOW PLY YOUR MINDS WITH...

182. BIZARRO VISION.

183. BEHOLD AND BE HELPLESS AGAINST...

184. IT.

185. I HATE THEM ALL, EXCEPT TURTLE-FACE.

186. BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU. BIZARRO. I LOVE YOU.

187. SHH. MOVE.

188. Deep voice: BIZARRO.

189. LOOK, TURTLE-FACE. STAR WARS.

190. HA HA HA! YES!

191. YOU WILL BE BEWILDERED AND AMAZED

192. BY... BIZARRO VISION.

193. BIZARRO...

194. BIZARRO...

195. BIZARRO...

196. BIZARRO...

197. BIZARRO...

198. BIZARRO...

199. BIZARRO...

200. BIZARRO...

201. More voices: BIZARRO...

202. BIZARRO...

203. BIZARRO...

204. BIZARRO...

205. BIZARRO...

206. PSST! QUINN, CHECK IT OUT.

207. BIZARRO...

208. BIZARRO...

209. BIZARRO...

210. BIZARRO...

211. BIZAR—

212. AW...

213. OK, LISTEN UP.

214. BIZARRO PEOPLE, PARTY'S OVER.

215. YOU GOT TO GO.

216. OK.

217. WHAT'S GOING ON?

218. BIZARRO VISION. THEY'RE HYPNOTIZED, BABY.

219. YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE A BASTARD.

220. WAIT! THEY'RE HYPNOTIZED.

221. TURTLE-FACE, YOU'RE A CHICKEN.

222. BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!

223. I'LL MISS YOU.

224. HA HA. OK. GET OUT.

225. BAWK! BAWK!

226. OK, QUINN, UNTIE US. HURRY UP BEFORE THEY—

227. GREETINGS, FOOLS.

228. GIVE US THE DESTRUCTO BEAM,

229. OR SUFFER THE BIZARRO CONSEQUENCES.

230. UH... WE ALREADY GAVE IT TO YOU.

231. IT'S, UM... IT'S IN YOUR TRUCK.

232. TO THE TRUCK.

233. UNTIE US NOW. HURRY.

234. BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!

235. SERIOUSLY, HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?

236. HIT 2! HIT 2!

237. THANK YOU.

238. MAN, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. DAMN!

239. WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.

240. YOU'RE A BASTARD.

241. HA HA HA HA!

242. WHAT IS SO FUNNY?

243. I GAVE... HA HA HA!

244. DURING THE MOVIE, I GAVE TURTLE-FACE

245. A WHOLE BAG OF PEANUTS. HA HA HA!

246. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

247. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

248. GREETINGS, DUDES. GIVE US THE PATCHOULI BEAM