Sealab 2021 2x6

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A mysterious Asian visitor brings an irresistibly cute Gloop (reminiscent of shmoos) onto the station, which Murphy names Squishface. There are two problems, though: Gloops stink, and they multiply so fast that eventually Sealab is overrun with them. This episode parodies "The Trouble With Tribbles", Gremlins, and Aliens. There is also a reference to the popular fps shooter Return to Castle Wolfenstien when Debbie calls out "I need ammo!" and a bullet icon appears over her head.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. NO, NO, NO, NO. NOPE.

3. YOU GOT ANY STUFF THAT DOESN'T SUCK?

4. AH, CAPTAIN.

5. YOU ARE A VERY DISCERNING CUSTOMER.

6. I FIND THAT VERY ATTRACTIVE IN A MAN.

7. OOH, VERY SEXY.

8. I FIND MYSELF TOTALLY AROUSED BY YOU.

9. SO, NON-SUCKY STUFF.

10. UH, WHATCHA GOT?

11. WELL, COULD I INTEREST YOU IN—

12. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERE?

13. PUDDIN' PUPPETS?

14. THAT, MY HANDSOME CAPTAIN, IS A—

15. OH, OH, OH, OH!

16. GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!

17. THE GLOOPS ARE AN ANCIENT AND

18. MYSTICAL RACE FROM THE XANDAR DYNASTY—

19. UH-HUH. THIS ONE'S NAMED SQUISHFACE,

20. AND WE ARE OUT OF HERE! WAIT!

21. THERE IS ONE RULE. WAIT!

22. YEAH, RULE. GOT IT.

23. YOU MUST NEVER, EVER, EVER

24. GIVE HIM LIQUOR OF ANY SORT.

25. GONNA GET YOU ALL CLEANED UP

26. THEN TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE IN THE MURPH-MOBILE.

27. GET YOU A LITTLE HAT.

28. YOU LIKE PUDDIN'?

29. HA HA! SURE YOU DO!

30. I LOVE YOU, SQUISHFACE.

31. WHOA!

32. WHAT, DID YOU GET SOME BOOZE

33. IN YOUR EYES, KIDDO?

34. A BABY GLOOP!

35. KICK ASS, MOMMY SQUISHFACE!

36. WHOA! YOU PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

37. THEY'RE ADORABLE.

38. I COULD EAT THEM UP WITH A SPOON.

39. YEAH.

40. OF COURSE, THEY TASTE LIKE CANDY.

41. WAIT. I THOUGHT YOU ONLY GOT ONE.

42. Squishface is a single mother.

43. I SHOULD PROBABLY RUN SOME TESTS.

44. THEY MIGHT NOT BE AS HARMLESS AS THEY LOOK.

45. DON'T BE SUCH A DOWNER ALL THE TIME.

46. AW! LISTEN TO THAT!

47. HE MADE A LITTLE POOT!

48. ISN'T HE CUTE, MARCO?

49. YEAH, FOR A LITTLE WHITE TURD.

50. HEY!

51. CHECK IT OUT! HE'S GIGGING YOU.

52. YEAH. THAT'S PUDGE.

53. HE'S THE CUTUP.

54. WOW! THEY TURN INTO SHAPES!

55. CAPTAIN, CAN I HAVE ONE?

56. MAN, I DON'T KNOW. MAN, MAN, MAN, MAN.

57. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SQUISHFACE?

58. THEN SPREAD THE GLOOPY GOSPEL.

59. WAIT A MINUTE!

60. THESE THINGS MAY CARRY VIRUSES OR DISEASE.

61. IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE,

62. JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR

63. AND KEEP THAT BIG FAT MOUTH OF YOURS SHUT!

64. THEY COULD HAVE INFECTIOUS DISEASES.

65. I'M ABOUT TO INFECT YOU

66. WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND. BUT—

67. BACK OF THE HAND!

68. I'LL JUST GO SEE HOW

69. THE KELP HARVEST IS COMING ALONG.

70. YEAH! GO ON AND HARVEST YOURSELF

71. SOME MORE JERK PLANTS TO LIVE IN THE JERK TOWN

72. THAT YOU'RE THE... JERK MAYOR OF!

73. SWEET! HE'S DOING ME!

74. I'LL CALL HIM "LITTLE WHITE STORM."

75. THESE ARE THE CUTEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN.

76. A LITTLE STINKY, THOUGH.

77. LIKE FERRETS.

78. GOD! I HATE FERRETS!

79. GOOD LUCK FINDING A CANDY-FLAVORED FERRET!

80. GO ON! SHOO! SHOO! PSST!

81. HEY!

82. LOOK AT THAT!

83. SHE'S DOING A LITTLE MERENGUE!

84. THEY TOTALLY KICK ASS!

85. GOOD LUCK FINDING A CANDY-FLAVORED ASS!

86. CAPTAIN, IS THERE ANYTHING WE SHOULD KNOW?

87. LIKE, FOOD AND STUFF?

88. WHAT DO THEY LIKE TO EAT?

89. WHAT DON'T THEY LIKE TO EAT?

90. RIGHT?

91. SO, WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

92. STIFF YOU JERKS LATER.

93. HEY, SPARKS.

94. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME—WHOA!

95. WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

96. OH, DAMN STINK BLOBS!

97. IT'S LIKE LIVING IN A FAT GUY'S PANTS IN HERE.

98. OH, WHAT? YOU GONNA HIT ME?

99. OOH!

100. OH, GROSS, YOU GUMMY, LITTLE BASTARD!

101. HERE. YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

102. HEY!

103. DON'T HIT THE GLOOP BABY.

104. LET GO, YOU LITTLE JERK!

105. HEY, HEY. COME ON.

106. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

107. SPARKS, THE VAPORATORS ARE—OH! DAMN!

108. WH-WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

109. SMACKING AND FARTING.

110. LET GO, YOU—YOU SMELLY RAT BASTARD!

111. STOP HITTING HIM!

112. YOU'RE TRIGGERING THEY'RE NATURAL DEFENSE MECHANISM!

113. WHAT? THE REEK OF WET ASS?

114. METHANE SULFATE.

115. OH! APPARENTLY, THEY RELEASE IT

116. WHEN THEY'RE ANGRY OR THREATENED.

117. OR JUST WHENEVER.

118. I BET THAT'S WHAT THE SMELL IS.

119. REALLY?

120. GET THIS DAMN THING OFF OF ME!

121. COME ON, SQUISHFACE.

122. I FOUND A SANDWICH IN HERE—WHAT THE—

123. STOP THAT, YOU IDIOT!

124. YOU STOP IT!

125. SILENCE!

126. DIOS MIO!

127. HOW DID YOU LEARN TO TALK TO THEM?

128. I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN!

129. SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN INSIDE ME

130. WHERE... WHERE THE SPECIAL PLACE IS...

131. INSIDE.

132. FOREVER.

133. THAT'S TOUCHING, BUT HERE'S THE DEAL.

134. ALL THIS METHANE SULFATE

135. IS OVERLOADING THE VAPORATORS.

136. IF THE GLOOPS STAY,

137. WE RUN OUT OF AIR.

138. SO IT'S EITHER US OR THEM.

139. THEN I VOTE GLOOPS!

140. WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT AN OPTION!

141. THEN DON'T COUCH IT AS ONE!

142. CAPTAIN, COME ON!

143. DON'T YOU SMELL THAT?

144. I SMELL HAPPINESS.

145. YOU SMELL HAPPINESS.

146. LOVE AND HAPPINESS! YES, I DO!

147. I MOST CERTAINLY DO!

148. HELLO!

149. HEY. HELLO. HEY UP THERE.

150. THIS IS THE AGRIPOD.

151. WE—WE GOT A LITTLE SITUATION DOWN HERE.

152. MY GOD!

153. THE KELP HARVEST!

154. THE WHOLE YEAR'S CROP!

155. I THINK THEY'RE GETTING MAD,

156. BECAUSE THE KELP'S ABOUT GONE.

157. AAH! HELP!

158. HELP! OH!

159. AGRIPOD, COME IN!

160. COME IN!

161. THAT DOES IT! COME ON, MARCO.

162. WE GOT TO STOP THEM.

163. YOU CAN'T STOP THEM!

164. I MEAN, NO, NO.

165. TH-THEY'RE HARMLESS AND SWEET.

166. Y MUY, MUY PRECIOSO.

167. ¿SI?

168. SEE THE LITTLE DANCE THERE?

169. WE'VE GOT TO EXTERMINATE THEM!

170. ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS DANCE AND LOVE YOU!

171. THE METHANE SULFATE WILL KILL US!

172. DAMN IT, MAN! THEY TASTE LIKE CANDY!

173. MARCO, YOU IN OR OUT?

174. MAN, MAN!

175. I'M TORN BETWEEN MY LOVE OF GLOOPS

176. AND MY LOVE OF KILLING.

177. OK, LET'S GREASE THEM!

178. NO! I FORBID YOU!

179. THIS IS MUTINY!

180. I'LL GUT YOU TWO FROM STEM TO STERN!

181. THIS TIME, THE SEAS REALLY WILL RUN RED!

182. SKIP.

183. SKIP, FOR GOD SAKES,

184. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!

185. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

186. WELL, I MEAN, COME ON, SKIP.

187. YOU'RE LOSING IT.

188. THAT THING EATING YOUR BRAIN OR WHAT?

189. OH! OH, THE HORROR!

190. OH, IT'S A DEADLY AROMA!

191. "EATING MY BRAIN."

192. WH—THAT'S RICH.

193. COMING FROM A SKELETON.

194. COME ON, SQUISHFACE.

195. WE'RE GONNA HIDE YOU.

196. STAY FROSTY, EVERYBODY.

197. STORMY, PICKING UP ANY METHANE?

198. YEAH!

199. 5 METERS.

200. 4 METERS.

201. OH, MAN!

202. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

203. WHERE ARE THEY?

204. GET READY!

205. I WANT GOOD, MUSCLED

206. DISCIPLINE, PEOPLE!

207. DON'T WORRY.

208. I WON'T LET THEM HURT MY LITTLE GLOOPIES.

209. SQUISHFACE, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND

210. AS TO PASS THE JAM?

211. YOU SURE DID!

212. YOU SURE DID.

213. 2 METERS.

214. YOU READING THAT THING RIGHT?

215. SHUT UP! WHERE ARE THEY?

216. 1 METER!

217. I NEED AMMO.

218. Debbie, outside: I NEED AMMO.

219. NOW WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?

220. WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?

221. 1 METER. THEY'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF US!

222. OH, MY GOD! THE AIR VENTS!

223. SMOKE HIM!

224. YOU WANT SOMEONE TO KILL?

225. BRING IT!

226. OH, YEAH!

227. AW, SWEET MARY! THEY GOT PUDGE!

228. GOOD SWEEP, CREW.

229. STORMY, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE LITTLE TURDS?

230. HOLY BEJEZZUS!

231. IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOTHER LODE!

232. 12 METERS, 1 O'CLOCK!

233. THAT'S IT. JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.

234. TWO BY TWO COVER FORMATION, PEOPLE.

235. SUPRESSING FIRE FROM THE CORNERS.

236. 5 METERS! AGAIN!

237. I CAN TOTALLY SMELL THEM ALREADY.

238. 3 METERS! 2 METERS!

239. NOW!

240. OH, MY GOD!

241. FIRE! LET HIM HAVE IT!

242. YEAH! YEAH, BABY!

243. THIS IS FOR PUDGE!

244. YES, BUT ONLY FOR A FEW MINUTES.

245. HE NEEDS HIS REST.

246. OH, MY GOD!

247. HE'S ALL BURNED!

248. YES, THOSE MELTING GLOOPS REALLY DID

249. SOME DEEP TISSUE DAMAGE.

250. IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL, BEING ENCASED

251. INSIDE A GIANT ROASTING MARSHMALLOW.

252. REALLY IMAGINE IT.

253. DO IT.

254. CAPTAIN?

255. CAPTAIN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

256. WHO'S THAT?

257. QUINN?

258. CAPTAIN, WE'RE SORRY THAT WE HAD TO, UM—

259. HOSE YOU DOWN WITH NAPALM LIKE THAT.

260. YEAH... BUT I THINK YOU LEARNED

261. A VALUABLE LESSON, RIGHT?

262. YE—I DID.

263. I—I—I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT IT IS RIGHT NOW

264. BECAUSE OF ALL THE PAIN,

265. BUT I'M SURE I LEARNED SOMETHING.

266. CAN—CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?

267. THIRSTY. SO THIRSTY.

268. CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF, UH...

269. BOURBON?

270. SURE THING.

271. WE'LL SEND THE NURSE IN WITH SOME LIQUOR.

272. COME ON, EVERYBODY.

273. OK. YOU GIVE HIM HELL, SIR.

274. EYE OF THE TIGER!

275. YEAH. I'M THIRSTY.

276. YOU THIRSTY, SQUISHFACE?

277. HI.

278. YEAH. NICE TRY, SIR.

279. YOU'LL, UH...

280. YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT TO CLOSE YOUR EYES.

281. OH! OH, PLEASE, DON'T!

282. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

283. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

284. AND A 5, 6, 7, 8.

285. SHUFF, TAPPLE, TAPPLE, FART.

286. SHUFF, TAP—

287. DAMN, IT, KEVIN!

288. SHUFF, TAPPLE, TAPPLE, FART.

289. WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT THAT?

290. NOW, AGAIN, FROM THE TOP.

291. AND SPARKLE!

292. 5, 6, 7, 8.

293. SHUFF, TAPPLE, TAPPLE, FART.

294. SHUFF—STOP. JUST STOP, KEVIN!

295. COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE READY TO BE A STAR, HUH, PAL?

296. WHEN WE OPEN NEXT WEEK, IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME

297. UP THERE MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF.