1. MADRE MIA!
THE REACTOR'S BEEN HIT!
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2. AAH! RADIATION LEAK!
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3. AAH!
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4. I'M SEALING IT OFF.
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5. GOOD GOD, MAN!
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6. 20 GOOD MEN.
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7. SI, CAPITAN.
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8. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.
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9. I CAN LIVE WITH.
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10. With their souls.
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11. Their what? I—I can
barely hear you.
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12. CUT!
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13. OK, PEOPLE.
THIS IS NOT A BREAK.
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14. SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
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15. THE SCRIPTS?
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16. HAL! WHY?
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17. UH, THIS LINE'S
ALL WRONG.
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18. DON'T THINK,
HAL.
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19. ERIK, ONCE AGAIN,
TERRIFIC.
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20. OK, BABY.
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21. HOW YOU FEELING?
YOU HOT?
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22. NO. NO.
YOU'RE HOT.
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23. NO, I—
MR. ESTRADA
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24. A SPRING WATER!
COMING!
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25. YOU GOT TO
HYDRATE, ERIK.
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26. IT'S KEY.
ALL RIGHT, BABY.
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27. HAL, WHY?
YEAH.
IT'S JUST—
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28. YOU KNOW,
THIS LINE.
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29. I'M GETTING—HMMMMM!
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30. IT'S LIKE THERE'S
A KNIFE IN MY EYE,
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31. AND YOU'RE
TWISTING IT, MAN.
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32. OUT ZOMBIES?
HAL.
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33. I MEAN, COME ON.
HAL!
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34. WHAT?
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35. ERIK, BUDDY?
YES, SIR.
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36. WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M HELPLESS, MAN.
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37. I LOVE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, BABY.
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38. OH, PLEASE!
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39. LET'S PICK IT UP
AT "20 LIVES," PEOPLE.
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40. PLACES, PEOPLE.
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41. ROLLING.
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42. SPEEDING.
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43. TORPEDO ATTACK,
TAKE 7.
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44. CUE LIGHTS AND SIREN.
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45. OK, CUE FOG.
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46. FOG! FOG!
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47. THE FOG MACHINE,
IDIOT!
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48. ASS... AND... ACTION.
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49. LESS FOG!
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50. LESS FOG, ASS!
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51. LESS!
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52. HERE WE GO.
FROM THE TOP.
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53. SI, CAPITAN.
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54. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.
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55. I CAN LIVE WITH.
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56. CUT!
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57. THAT'S A BREAK!
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58. I'LL BE
IN MY TRAILER.
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59. DAMN IT, HAL!
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60. HEY, ERIK!
WAIT UP!
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61. BUZZ OFF,
DUDE.
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62. MILLER!
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63. WHY AM I
A FRIGGING MARTIAN?
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64. HEY! SWEET! WARDROBE
GOT YOU SET UP.
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65. AND LISTEN, YOU ARE
NOT A MARTIAN.
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66. YOU'RE FROM A SUPER
RACE OF SYMBIOTES.
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67. LIVES IN YOUR BELLY.
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68. SINCE WHEN?
WELL, THE WRITERS
WERE...
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69. YOU KNOW, HAVING
TROUBLE WRITING FOR,
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70. UH... URBAN
CHARACTERS.
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71. URBAN?
MEANING BLACK.
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72. SO NOW HE'S... LIKE
MR. SPOCK BUT URBAN,
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73. LIKE "GET AT ME, DOG."
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74. THIS SHOW SUCKS.
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75. HERE YOU GO,
MR. BUTLER.
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76. A SPEAR?
SPACE SPEAR.
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77. SHOOTS LASERS.
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78. MM-HMM.
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79. PYONG!
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80. MAN, ALL I KNOW IS
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81. STUPID DOLLS.
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82. MY GIRLFRIEND'S
TUITION ISN'T GOING
TO PAY ITSELF.
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83. LOOK AT THIS CRAP.
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84. THAT'S YOUR
ACTION FIGURE?
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85. I'M ¦ BETTER
LOOKING THAN THIS.
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86. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
LOOK AT MINE.
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87. DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT?
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88. YOU WISH!
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89. THIS SHOWS SUCKS.
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90. ABSOLUTELY SUCK.
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91. TALKED TO A WOMAN?
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92. I MEAN, WHEN
I D GET A LINE,
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93. MY CHARACTER'S
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94. DON'T FORGET THE
GRATUITOUS NUDITY.
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95. GOD, I KNOW!
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96. ROOM BE ANY HOTTER?
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97. SO, UH... YOU WANT
TO HAVE SEX?
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98. YEAH.
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99. MAN, THIS SHOW
TOTALLY BLOWS BUTT.
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100. YEAH. THAT DEBBIE CHICK
IS, LIKE, MAD HOT!
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101. SICK HOT, DUDE!
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102. LET'S GO GET SOME
PILLS FROM MOM.
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103. I'M GOING TO EAT
SOME PILLS.
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104. MMMM!
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105. WHERE'S MY WRITER?
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106. OK, LET—
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107. WEARING?
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108. IT'S PRETTY TOUGH,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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109. WHERE IS ERIK?
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110. WELL, PROBABLY
IN HIS TRAILER.
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111. I DON'T HAVE
A TRAILER.
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112. I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A CHAIR.
HAL!
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113. HAL!
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114. TO PUT MY CHAIR.
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115. ADRENALINE-PUMPING,
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116. FOGGED UP, SMOKED OUT,
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117. SINCE HOOPER,
SO JUST DO THE SCENE!
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118. YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT IT JUST DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
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119. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE,
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120. ACTUALLY, IS,
UM, YOU,
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121. BECAUSE, LIKE,
AS 30ish AND HANDSOME.
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122. ADDRESS THE TALENT.
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123. WHAT TALENT?
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124. OH, YOU! OH. SORRY.
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125. OH, YEAH, CUTE.
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126. WHERE'S ALL THIS
GOING, ADAM REED,
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127. SEALAB 2021?
GOD.
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128. TORPEDO ATTACK,
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129. KIDNAPPED DEBBIE,
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130. McHALE'S NAVY.
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131. LOVE.
BLOWS UP... SOMEHOW.
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132. OH, YEAH. ANOTHER
PUNCH OUT ENDING?
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133. OH, GOD. NO!
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134. SEALAB INSIDE.
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135. WHAT?
IS THE END.
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136. IT'S LAYERS
UPON LAYERS, HAL.
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137. IT'S AWESOME.
THAT'S—
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138. THAT'S CITIZEN
KANE, YOU HACK!
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139. A HACK, OK?
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140. YOU HOLE!
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141. FOR CARROT TOP.
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142. THE ROLE OF SPARKS?
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143. WELL, SPARKS IS JUST
SUCH A GREAT CHARACTER,
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144. IMPETUS WAS...
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145. TO TAKE THE PART.
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146. GUN—UM, GUN WHAT?
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147. GUN-DUM.
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148. HE'S MY MENTOR
IN ASTAROTOLOGY.
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149. OH. RIGHT.
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150. THE HOLLYWOOD CULT.
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151. IT'S NOT A CULT!
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152. IT'S A RELIGION.
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153. TO THE IRS.
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154. OH, THERE WILL BE
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155. FOR YOU,
NONBELIEVER!
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156. AND A SNAPPING OF NECKS!
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157. AMONG THE DAMNED!
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158. WHAT'S IT
WITH ESTRADA?
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159. NEVER MET HIM.
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160. TORPEDO ATTACK,
TAKE 13.
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161. SI, CAPITAN.
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162. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.
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163. I CAN LIVE WITH.
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164. WITH THEIR SOULS.
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165. HAL!
WHAT?
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166. THAT'S THE LINE.
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167. HAL...
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168. PRETEND YOU'RE
AN ACTOR.
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169. HEY!
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170. SHUT UP.
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171. OK, THAT'S IT!
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172. I'LL BE
IN MY TRAILER.
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173. WAY TO GO, HAL.
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174. ALL RIGHT.
WHERE ARE MY CAVEMEN?
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175. GUYS, WE'RE
A LITTLE BEHIND.
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176. KEEP THAT ENERGY UP.
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177. DO NOT MESS WITH ME!
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178. SOMEBODY GO GET ERIK.
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179. HELLO?
MR. ESTRADA.
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180. THEY'RE READY
FOR YOU, SIR.
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181. MAN,
I LOOK GOOD IN KHAKI!
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182. WATCH OUT!
A DRUNK DRIVER!
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183. GO GET 'EM, PONCH!
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184. THIS IS 7-MARY-4.
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185. WE'RE IN HOT PURSUIT.
MR. ESTRADA.
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186. HELLO?
BUZZ OFF, DUDE.
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187. MY TRAILER WOULD BE,
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188. KIND OF RIGHT HERE.
YEAH. HEY.
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189. THESE GUYS IN SOME WATER.
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190. BECAUSE, UH...
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191. THEY'RE DYING.
MY TRAILER.
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192. I DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS, OK?
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193. GET OUT OF
MY CHAIR, HAL.
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194. ARE YOU WEARING?
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195. MURPHY'S
A CAPTAIN, RIGHT?
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196. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS
AND IN WARDROBE,
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197. TO PLAY IN!
OH!
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198. GET A PLAYHOUSE.
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199. BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET
A FRIGGING CHAIR?
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200. KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
GET HIM!
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201. OH, YEAH! BEAT
THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!
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202. DAMN IT, DARLENE.
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203. YOU ABOUT THE PILLS?
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204. TO KEEP THEM HAPPY,
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205. SO'S THEY CAN WORK.
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206. PAY, DAMN IT.
OH, YEAH?
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207. PRICE OF CRACK GO UP?
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208. OH, YOU DON'T TALK
TO ME LIKE THAT.
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209. I'LL SUE YOUR
HOLLYWOOD ASS.
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210. AAH!
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211. MY BAD, BEOTCH.
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212. THANK YOU, BRETT.
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213. WORD UP, HOMES.
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214. THAT "URBAN"
ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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215. UH... NO, DIGGITY.
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216. OK, PEOPLE. WE GET THIS
SHOT, IT'S LUNCH.
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217. FAJITAS. I KNOW YOU
LIKE THAT.
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218. FAJITAS!
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219. ERIK, ARE YOU READY?
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220. WAIT.
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221. YES.
LET'S DO IT.
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222. HAL, YOU GONNA
BE A BUDDY?
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223. AW, WHAT'S
THE POINT?
HAL!
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224. I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A CHAIR.
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225. OK, WE GET THIS SHOT,
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226. I'LL GIVE YOU
ADAM'S CHAIR.
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227. DUDE!
SHUT UP.
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228. HAL, ARE WE
DEAL BUDDIES?
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229. ENDING?
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230. I MEAN, LIKE
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231. LAST WEEK?
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232. THE KNIFE!
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233. A SECOND WITH AL?
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234. MY NAME IS HAL!
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235. YEAH, WHATEVER.
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236. AL—HAL, IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE CHAIRS.
YEAH, BUT—
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237. CHAIR, HAL.
HUH?
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238. LOOK AT THE CHAIR!
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239. NOW LOOK AT ME.
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240. NOW QUICK! LOOK AT
THE CHAIR AGAIN!
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241. FAJITAS GET THERE?
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242. I'LL TELL YOU HOW.
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243. MOVIE MAGIC.
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244. AND WE'RE LUCKY ENOUGH
TO BE PART OF IT,
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245. BECAUSE WE'RE ACTORS.
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246. WE'RE NOT CHAIRS!
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247. WE'RE NOT FAJITAS!
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248. WE, SIR, ARE ACTORS!
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249. OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S IT.
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250. I—I SEE IT NOW.
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251. I LOVE YOU, ERIK.
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252. YEAH, WHATEVER.
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253. AND... ACTION!
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254. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S TRY THIS.
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255. SI, CAPITAN.
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256. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.
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257. I CAN LIVE WITH.
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258. ROLL OUT!
DAMN IT!
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259. DAMN IT!
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
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260. HONEY!
HONEY, WAKE UP!
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261. YOU WON'T BELIEVE
JUST HAD!
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262. OH, ALL RIGHT, HAL.
WHAT IS IT?
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263. OR SOMETHING,
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264. BUT... UNDERWATER.
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265. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
GOOD NIGHT.
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266. THIS PLACE.
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267. I—I MEAN,
WAS THERE, AND—
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268. HAL...
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269. I WANT A DIVORCE.
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270. I'M SORRY?
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271. SO AM I, HAL,
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272. BUT I DON'T
LOVE YOU ANYMORE.
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273. THIS ISN'T
VERY FUNNY.
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274. NO.
NO, IT'S NOT.
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275. SOME THINGS...
JUST AREN'T FUNNY.
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276. IS FUNNY.
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277. ONLY SOMETIMES.
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278. —www.ncicap.org—
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