Sealab 2021 2x5

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After running up thousands of dollars in credit card debt, Murphy can't come up with a way to pay for it all...until Sparks intervenes. He takes out life insurance policies on the crew before sending them on a fatal fool's errand, and proceeds to kill Captain Murphy with a homemade tesla coil in the hot tub. However, Captain Murphy grabs Sparks as he is being electrocuted, killing Sparks as well.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

3. I MEAN, WHAT? WHAT THE HELL?

4. BOY, JUST GO AHEAD AND KICK WHOEVER'S ASS THAT IS.

5. UH-OH. MAYBE NOT.

6. HUH. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

7. WHO IS IT?

8. IT'S MARCO. CAN I TALK TO YOU?

9. COULD YOU COME OUT HERE, PLEASE?

10. YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

11. WHAT IS UP? NOTHING.

12. WELL, GOOD NIGHT.

13. SIR! COME OUT HERE!

14. OHH, ALL RIGHT.

15. WHAT?

16. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT TIME IT IS?

17. ARE THOSE NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES?

18. IS THAT A HOT TUB?

19. I WAS TRYING TO GET THE CAT IN THE TUB,

20. BUT HE'S CRAZY. HE HATES IT.

21. OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT ALL THIS!

22. WHOA, CHECK IT OUT!

23. EVERY RUSH ALBUM EVER!

24. YEAH, CARESS OF STEEL. IT'S AN IMPORT.

25. UH, CAPTAIN,

26. YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A HOUSE CAT.

27. IT'S AN OCELOT!

28. IT'S AN OCELOT.

29. DON'T YOU NEED A LICENSE TO KEEP ENDANGERED SPECIES?

30. HEY, ANYBODY WANT A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE?

31. HEY, HOW ABOUT SHAVED ICE? KOBE STEAK?

32. WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS STUFF?

33. UH, THIS PLACE CALLED "STORES."

34. HOW DID YOU AFFORD IT?

35. HA HA! KA-CHING!

36. MAN! WOW, OK.

37. WELL, GOOD LUCK PAYING IT OFF, SIR.

38. HA HA! ALL RIGHT!

39. SERIOUSLY, DID YOU AT LEAST GET A GOOD INTEREST RATE?

40. MAYBE. CHECK OVER BY THE PIPE ORGAN.

41. THERE'S CRAP OVER THERE I HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED YET.

42. LET ME EXPLAIN HOW CREDIT CARDS WORK.

43. WHAT?

44. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I HAD TO PAY THEM BACK FOR ALL THAT STUFF!

45. NO... NOT EXACTLY.

46. YOU EXACTLY TOLD ME

47. IT WAS A MAGICAL GOODIES CREATOR.

48. REMEMBER? I MAY HAVE.

49. SO WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA GET $108,000?

50. YOU COULD TRANSFER THE BALANCE ON YOUR HIGH-INTEREST CARD

51. TO ANOTHER ONE... THAT...

52. ACTUALLY IS A MAGICAL GOODIES CREATOR.

53. OK. REALLY?

54. NO. DAMN IT!

55. BUT I GOT A BETTER PLAN.

56. BETTER THAN MAGIC?

57. MMM... AS GOOD.

58. HERE'S THE DEAL...

59. LOOK, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.

60. AND THE INTELLIGENCE WE HAVE

61. SAYS THAT THE VIKING IS CHOCK-FULL

62. OF BLACKBEARD'S SUNKEN TREASURE,

63. SO YOUR MISSION—

64. UH... WHAT INTELLIGENCE?

65. UH, SOURCES.

66. SO, YOU'RE GONNA GO LOAD UP THE TREASURE,

67. THEN BRING IT BACK HERE TO ME... FOR SCIENCE.

68. I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY PIRATE TREASURE IN THE VIKING, SIR...

69. THERE'S SCADS OF IT.

70. BECAUSE SHE SANK IN 1944...

71. GOBS AND GOBS.

72. AND SHE WASN'T BLACKBEARD'S SHIP.

73. EVEN IF THERE WAS TREASURE, THAT WRECK'S ENTIRELY UNSTABLE.

74. GOD, HER TIMBERS HAVE TO BE ROTTED OUT BY NOW.

75. AND CRAWLING WITH SHARKS!

76. WELL, I HATE IT FOR YOU.

77. NOW GO GET THE TREASURE.

78. I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DOING THIS

79. UNDER PROTEST... FAIR ENOUGH.

80. AND THAT CHARGES WILL BE FILED

81. IF AND WHEN WE RETURN FROM THIS IDIOTIC MISSION.

82. WHATEVER.

83. I'M GONNA BUY A BITCHIN' CAMARO

84. WITH MY SHARE OF THE BOOTY.

85. THERE'S NO BOOTY, IDIOT.

86. BUT THEY GOT INTELLIGENCE!

87. UNLIKE YOU.

88. USE YOUR HEAD, BABY.

89. STORMY, HOW COULD A SHIP FROM WORLD WAR II

90. HAVE PIRATE TREASURE?

91. WHY? WHEN DID PIRATES LIVE?

92. LIKE, IN THE 1700s.

93. WERE THEY AZTECS?

94. CAN WE JUST DO THIS AND GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE?

95. YEAH, THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

96. PROBABLY ALL THE PIRATE GHOSTS—

97. SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

98. DOOMED TO HAUNT A WATERY GRA-A-A-AVE!

99. SHUT UP!

100. SPARKS, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

101. NICE, CRAZY LITTLE GENIUS.

102. HOW'S THE SEARCH GOING?

103. UM, GREAT. GOING GREAT.

104. YEAH, WELL, LET ME KNOW THE MINUTE THE TREASURE GETS HERE.

105. I'M STARTING TO GET BITCHY PHONE CALLS.

106. HOW DO I LOOK?

107. Y-YOU LOOK GREAT.

108. WELL, I FEEL GREAT.

109. WELL, YOU LOOK—

110. GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT.

111. HEY, UM, SIGN THIS FOR ME?

112. IS IT A CREDIT CARD APPLICATION?

113. 'CAUSE THAT OTHER ONE QUIT WORKING.

114. YEAH, AND... THIS ONE GIVES YOU FREQUENT-FLYER MILES.

115. WAIT.

116. DO I HAVE TO PAY IT OFF?

117. YOU'LL HAVE ALL THAT DAMN TREASURE.

118. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

119. HEY, YOU THINK I'LL TURN INTO A JERK

120. WHEN I'M ALL CRAZY RICH?

121. HA! TRUST ME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

122. HEY, THANKS!

123. COME ON, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

124. THE SHARKS ARE GETTING RESTLESS!

125. I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

126. YOU GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT EVERYTHING!

127. NO, HE'S RIGHT.

128. THIS PLACE IS TOTALLY SPOOKY.

129. HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF A MIL-L-L-LION PIRATES!

130. SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

131. SPOOKING EVERYTHING IN THEIR GHOSTLY PATH!

132. SHUT UP! LET'S JUST GET UP IN THIS

133. BIG NON-TREASURE-HAVING BASTARD.

134. THE BO-O-O-OTY!

135. WE'VE COME FOR THE BOOTY!

136. CHECK IT OUT! I'M TRYING MY ASS OFF,

137. AND I CAN'T CRASH THIS THING!

138. TOTALLY UN-TIP-OVERABLE!

139. UH-HUH. AWESOME.

140. HEY, ARE THEY IN THE BOAT?

141. ARE THEY GETTING THE TREASURE?

142. YEAH, SACKLOADS.

143. HELL, YEAH! LET ME HEAR.

144. GIVE ME SOME SOUND ON THAT THING.

145. UH, THE FEED'S VIDEO ONLY.

146. SEALAB, THIS IS QUINN. DO YOU COPY?

147. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

148. QUINN! HOW MANY SACKS YOU GOT?

149. I, UH... GOTTA GO CHECK ON SOMETHING.

150. IS IT ALL DOUBLOONS, OR IS THERE

151. CANDLESTICKS AND THAT CRAP?

152. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE CAMERA, SIR,

153. THERE'S NO TREASURE—

154. JUST A LOT OF SKELETONS.

155. GOLDEN SKELETONS?

156. NO, THE REGULAR KIND!

157. AW, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING RIGHT!

158. HEY, HEY, CHECK IN THE CLOSETS AND STUFF!

159. WE'VE CHECKED EVERY DECK.

160. AND OUR TANKS ARE RUNNING LOW!

161. NO! NO, NO! KEEP LOOKING!

162. SIR, IT'S AL CAPONE'S VAULT ALL OVER AGAIN.

163. WE'RE COMING BACK.

164. NO! NOW, PIRATES, THEY'RE PARANOID!

165. THEY HIDE STUFF! THEY'RE ALL CRAZY!

166. COULD BE IN THEIR BUTTS!

167. WE'RE COMING BACK!

168. I'LL BET THOSE DAMN SKELETONS

169. ARE CHOCK-FULL OF GOLD!

170. BUST A COUPLE OPEN!

171. WE'RE NOT MESSING WITH THOSE NASTY OLD SKELETONS.

172. YOU'RE AN ASS.

173. WAIT, WHERE'S STORMY?

174. WHO CARES? LET'S JUST GO.

175. WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM.

176. YEAH, GO FIND HIM! AND TAKE SOME SACKS!

177. WHERE IS THAT IDIOT?

178. Stormy, spooky voice: I HEARD THAT, PUNK!

179. STORMY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

180. I DON'T KNOW. NEAR SOME WIRES.

181. WIRES? WHAT KIND OF WIRES?

182. ARE THEY GOLDEN?

183. NO, THE REGULAR KIND.

184. THEY GO FROM OUTSIDE...

185. INTO THIS BIG BOX...

186. OF... DYNAMITE?

187. WHAT? WHOA, WHOA!

188. WHY IS THERE DYNAMITE DOWN HERE?

189. AW, DAMN!

190. WHOA! HOLY CRAP!

191. THEY ALL GET BLOWN UP?

192. YEAH, AND SO DID THE TREASURE!

193. OH, MAN, I AM ROYALLY SCREWED!

194. DON'T SWEAT IT. I'LL PAY YOUR BILL.

195. WITH WHAT, YOUR STUPID MAGIC?

196. NAH!

197. I'M RICH, SKIP.

198. YEAH, I HAD POLICIES ON ALL OF THEM.

199. DOUBLE INDEMNITY IF THEY DIE DOING UNDERWATER SALVAGE—

200. THAT'S 200 GRAND EACH.

201. WOW. WHAT ARE THE ODDS THEY'D DIE LIKE THAT?

202. MMM...

203. ABOUT ONE-TO-ONE, ROUGHLY.

204. HUH?

205. I SET IT ALL UP, SKIP.

206. GOT YOU TO RUN YOUR CREDIT CARD UP BUYING STUFF THAT I LIKE

207. SO YOU'D SEND THEM LOOKING FOR MADE-UP TREASURE IN A WRECK STUFFED WITH TNT

208. SO THAT I COULD BLOW THEM UP AND COLLECT ON THE INSURANCE.

209. YEAH, OK, STOP.

210. I'M ALL GIBBERED UP HERE,

211. BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS,

212. YOU'RE GONNA PAY OFF MY CARD, YEAH?

213. YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY IT OFF.

214. HOW'S THAT?

215. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT ONE MORE POLICY.

216. UH, YOURS?

217. NO...

218. OH.

219. WELL, SEE YOU IN HELL, THEN.

220. PROBABLY.

221. AAH!

222. HEY! HEY, SKIP, STOP THAT! NO, DON'T!

223. AAH! AAH!

224. SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT THERE, FRANK?

225. FROM ALL THE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES,

226. I'M THINKING THEY WERE GETTING THEIR COURAGE UP.

227. A FINAL EMBRACE, THEN THEY CHUCK IN THE BATTERY.

228. THE DOUBLE DUPER.

229. APPARENTLY, THE FLOATER HAD A PILOT BADGE.

230. WHAT WAS THE OTHER ANGLE? AND WHAT HAPPENED—

231. OOH, SO THEY MADE A BIG BOWL OF DEAD GUY SOUP, HUH?

232. BOY, LOVE HURTS.

233. GOT THAT RIGHT.

234. HEY, HOW'S DORIS DOING?

235. HEY, FAT AND HAPPY. HAVING A LITTLE GIRL.

236. IRISH TWINS, HUH? GLAD TO HEAR IT, JOE.

237. IRISH TWINS! SHUT UP.

238. OH, YOU KNOW, MIND-BLOWING PAIN.

239. OH, YEAH.

240. HOW'S ABOUT YOU?

241. OH, ASS FULL OF RED-HOT COALS.

242. ASS FULL OF RED-HOT COALS.

243. OH, YEAH.

244. YOUR, UH, ENTIRE ASS,

245. JUST PACKED FULL OF RED-HOT COALS?

246. RIGHT TO THE RIM, BABY.

247. YOU LUCKY BASTARD. YEAH.