Sealab 2021 2x3

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Behind the scenes at the chaotic "set" of Sealab 2021. In this episode, the voice actors use their own names rather than the characters'. The episode is a parody of Living in Oblivion by Tom DiCillo.

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1. MADRE MIA! THE REACTOR'S BEEN HIT!

2. AAH! RADIATION LEAK!

3. AAH!

4. I'M SEALING IT OFF.

5. GOOD GOD, MAN!

6. 20 GOOD MEN.

7. SI, CAPITAN.

8. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.

9. I CAN LIVE WITH.

10. With their souls.

11. Their what? I—I can barely hear you.

12. CUT!

13. OK, PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT A BREAK.

14. SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

15. THE SCRIPTS?

16. HAL! WHY?

17. UH, THIS LINE'S ALL WRONG.

18. DON'T THINK, HAL.

19. ERIK, ONCE AGAIN, TERRIFIC.

20. OK, BABY.

21. HOW YOU FEELING? YOU HOT?

22. NO. NO. YOU'RE HOT.

23. NO, I— MR. ESTRADA

24. A SPRING WATER! COMING!

25. YOU GOT TO HYDRATE, ERIK.

26. IT'S KEY. ALL RIGHT, BABY.

27. HAL, WHY? YEAH. IT'S JUST—

28. YOU KNOW, THIS LINE.

29. I'M GETTING—HMMMMM!

30. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A KNIFE IN MY EYE,

31. AND YOU'RE TWISTING IT, MAN.

32. OUT ZOMBIES? HAL.

33. I MEAN, COME ON. HAL!

34. WHAT?

35. ERIK, BUDDY? YES, SIR.

36. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M HELPLESS, MAN.

37. I LOVE YOU. ALL RIGHT, BABY.

38. OH, PLEASE!

39. LET'S PICK IT UP AT "20 LIVES," PEOPLE.

40. PLACES, PEOPLE.

41. ROLLING.

42. SPEEDING.

43. TORPEDO ATTACK, TAKE 7.

44. CUE LIGHTS AND SIREN.

45. OK, CUE FOG.

46. FOG! FOG!

47. THE FOG MACHINE, IDIOT!

48. ASS... AND... ACTION.

49. LESS FOG!

50. LESS FOG, ASS!

51. LESS!

52. HERE WE GO. FROM THE TOP.

53. SI, CAPITAN.

54. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.

55. I CAN LIVE WITH.

56. CUT!

57. THAT'S A BREAK!

58. I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.

59. DAMN IT, HAL!

60. HEY, ERIK! WAIT UP!

61. BUZZ OFF, DUDE.

62. MILLER!

63. WHY AM I A FRIGGING MARTIAN?

64. HEY! SWEET! WARDROBE GOT YOU SET UP.

65. AND LISTEN, YOU ARE NOT A MARTIAN.

66. YOU'RE FROM A SUPER RACE OF SYMBIOTES.

67. LIVES IN YOUR BELLY.

68. SINCE WHEN? WELL, THE WRITERS WERE...

69. YOU KNOW, HAVING TROUBLE WRITING FOR,

70. UH... URBAN CHARACTERS.

71. URBAN? MEANING BLACK.

72. SO NOW HE'S... LIKE MR. SPOCK BUT URBAN,

73. LIKE "GET AT ME, DOG."

74. THIS SHOW SUCKS.

75. HERE YOU GO, MR. BUTLER.

76. A SPEAR? SPACE SPEAR.

77. SHOOTS LASERS.

78. MM-HMM.

79. PYONG!

80. MAN, ALL I KNOW IS

81. STUPID DOLLS.

82. MY GIRLFRIEND'S TUITION ISN'T GOING TO PAY ITSELF.

83. LOOK AT THIS CRAP.

84. THAT'S YOUR ACTION FIGURE?

85. I'M ¦ BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS.

86. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. LOOK AT MINE.

87. DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT?

88. YOU WISH!

89. THIS SHOWS SUCKS.

90. ABSOLUTELY SUCK.

91. TALKED TO A WOMAN?

92. I MEAN, WHEN I D GET A LINE,

93. MY CHARACTER'S

94. DON'T FORGET THE GRATUITOUS NUDITY.

95. GOD, I KNOW!

96. ROOM BE ANY HOTTER?

97. SO, UH... YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

98. YEAH.

99. MAN, THIS SHOW TOTALLY BLOWS BUTT.

100. YEAH. THAT DEBBIE CHICK IS, LIKE, MAD HOT!

101. SICK HOT, DUDE!

102. LET'S GO GET SOME PILLS FROM MOM.

103. I'M GOING TO EAT SOME PILLS.

104. MMMM!

105. WHERE'S MY WRITER?

106. OK, LET—

107. WEARING?

108. IT'S PRETTY TOUGH, DON'T YOU THINK?

109. WHERE IS ERIK?

110. WELL, PROBABLY IN HIS TRAILER.

111. I DON'T HAVE A TRAILER.

112. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CHAIR. HAL!

113. HAL!

114. TO PUT MY CHAIR.

115. ADRENALINE-PUMPING,

116. FOGGED UP, SMOKED OUT,

117. SINCE HOOPER, SO JUST DO THE SCENE!

118. YEAH, I KNOW, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

119. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE,

120. ACTUALLY, IS, UM, YOU,

121. BECAUSE, LIKE, AS 30ish AND HANDSOME.

122. ADDRESS THE TALENT.

123. WHAT TALENT?

124. OH, YOU! OH. SORRY.

125. OH, YEAH, CUTE.

126. WHERE'S ALL THIS GOING, ADAM REED,

127. SEALAB 2021? GOD.

128. TORPEDO ATTACK,

129. KIDNAPPED DEBBIE,

130. McHALE'S NAVY.

131. LOVE. BLOWS UP... SOMEHOW.

132. OH, YEAH. ANOTHER PUNCH OUT ENDING?

133. OH, GOD. NO!

134. SEALAB INSIDE.

135. WHAT? IS THE END.

136. IT'S LAYERS UPON LAYERS, HAL.

137. IT'S AWESOME. THAT'S—

138. THAT'S CITIZEN KANE, YOU HACK!

139. A HACK, OK?

140. YOU HOLE!

141. FOR CARROT TOP.

142. THE ROLE OF SPARKS?

143. WELL, SPARKS IS JUST SUCH A GREAT CHARACTER,

144. IMPETUS WAS...

145. TO TAKE THE PART.

146. GUN—UM, GUN WHAT?

147. GUN-DUM.

148. HE'S MY MENTOR IN ASTAROTOLOGY.

149. OH. RIGHT.

150. THE HOLLYWOOD CULT.

151. IT'S NOT A CULT!

152. IT'S A RELIGION.

153. TO THE IRS.

154. OH, THERE WILL BE

155. FOR YOU, NONBELIEVER!

156. AND A SNAPPING OF NECKS!

157. AMONG THE DAMNED!

158. WHAT'S IT WITH ESTRADA?

159. NEVER MET HIM.

160. TORPEDO ATTACK, TAKE 13.

161. SI, CAPITAN.

162. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.

163. I CAN LIVE WITH.

164. WITH THEIR SOULS.

165. HAL! WHAT?

166. THAT'S THE LINE.

167. HAL...

168. PRETEND YOU'RE AN ACTOR.

169. HEY!

170. SHUT UP.

171. OK, THAT'S IT!

172. I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.

173. WAY TO GO, HAL.

174. ALL RIGHT. WHERE ARE MY CAVEMEN?

175. GUYS, WE'RE A LITTLE BEHIND.

176. KEEP THAT ENERGY UP.

177. DO NOT MESS WITH ME!

178. SOMEBODY GO GET ERIK.

179. HELLO? MR. ESTRADA.

180. THEY'RE READY FOR YOU, SIR.

181. MAN, I LOOK GOOD IN KHAKI!

182. WATCH OUT! A DRUNK DRIVER!

183. GO GET 'EM, PONCH!

184. THIS IS 7-MARY-4.

185. WE'RE IN HOT PURSUIT. MR. ESTRADA.

186. HELLO? BUZZ OFF, DUDE.

187. MY TRAILER WOULD BE,

188. KIND OF RIGHT HERE. YEAH. HEY.

189. THESE GUYS IN SOME WATER.

190. BECAUSE, UH...

191. THEY'RE DYING. MY TRAILER.

192. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, OK?

193. GET OUT OF MY CHAIR, HAL.

194. ARE YOU WEARING?

195. MURPHY'S A CAPTAIN, RIGHT?

196. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS AND IN WARDROBE,

197. TO PLAY IN! OH!

198. GET A PLAYHOUSE.

199. BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET A FRIGGING CHAIR?

200. KILL HIM! KILL HIM! GET HIM!

201. OH, YEAH! BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!

202. DAMN IT, DARLENE.

203. YOU ABOUT THE PILLS?

204. TO KEEP THEM HAPPY,

205. SO'S THEY CAN WORK.

206. PAY, DAMN IT. OH, YEAH?

207. PRICE OF CRACK GO UP?

208. OH, YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

209. I'LL SUE YOUR HOLLYWOOD ASS.

210. AAH!

211. MY BAD, BEOTCH.

212. THANK YOU, BRETT.

213. WORD UP, HOMES.

214. THAT "URBAN" ENOUGH FOR YOU?

215. UH... NO, DIGGITY.

216. OK, PEOPLE. WE GET THIS SHOT, IT'S LUNCH.

217. FAJITAS. I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT.

218. FAJITAS!

219. ERIK, ARE YOU READY?

220. WAIT.

221. YES. LET'S DO IT.

222. HAL, YOU GONNA BE A BUDDY?

223. AW, WHAT'S THE POINT? HAL!

224. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CHAIR.

225. OK, WE GET THIS SHOT,

226. I'LL GIVE YOU ADAM'S CHAIR.

227. DUDE! SHUT UP.

228. HAL, ARE WE DEAL BUDDIES?

229. ENDING?

230. I MEAN, LIKE

231. LAST WEEK?

232. THE KNIFE!

233. A SECOND WITH AL?

234. MY NAME IS HAL!

235. YEAH, WHATEVER.

236. AL—HAL, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CHAIRS. YEAH, BUT—

237. CHAIR, HAL. HUH?

238. LOOK AT THE CHAIR!

239. NOW LOOK AT ME.

240. NOW QUICK! LOOK AT THE CHAIR AGAIN!

241. FAJITAS GET THERE?

242. I'LL TELL YOU HOW.

243. MOVIE MAGIC.

244. AND WE'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE PART OF IT,

245. BECAUSE WE'RE ACTORS.

246. WE'RE NOT CHAIRS!

247. WE'RE NOT FAJITAS!

248. WE, SIR, ARE ACTORS!

249. OH, MY GOD. THAT'S IT.

250. I—I SEE IT NOW.

251. I LOVE YOU, ERIK.

252. YEAH, WHATEVER.

253. AND... ACTION!

254. ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS.

255. SI, CAPITAN.

256. 20 LIVES TO SAVE 200.

257. I CAN LIVE WITH.

258. ROLL OUT! DAMN IT!

259. DAMN IT! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

260. HONEY! HONEY, WAKE UP!

261. YOU WON'T BELIEVE JUST HAD!

262. OH, ALL RIGHT, HAL. WHAT IS IT?

263. OR SOMETHING,

264. BUT... UNDERWATER.

265. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. GOOD NIGHT.

266. THIS PLACE.

267. I—I MEAN, WAS THERE, AND—

268. HAL...

269. I WANT A DIVORCE.

270. I'M SORRY?

271. SO AM I, HAL,

272. BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.

273. THIS ISN'T VERY FUNNY.

274. NO. NO, IT'S NOT.

275. SOME THINGS... JUST AREN'T FUNNY.

276. IS FUNNY.

277. ONLY SOMETIMES.

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