Sealab 2021 2x2

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Sparks starts pushing a new, "mostly kelp" energy pill that proves to be highly addictive.

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1. Man, voice-

2. AND MAKE AN ASSLOAD OF MONEY.

3. SO TERRIBLY WRONG.

4. HEY, SKIP!

5. HOW YOU FEELING?

6. FEELING OK TODAY?

7. UH, YEAH, I GUESS, UH, PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW.

8. DID YOU SAY "PRETTY GOOD"?

9. HUH. WELL, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO FEEL REALLY GOOD?

10. HEY, HEY, HEY, SEE HERE, MISTER,

11. THIS IS A CLEAN SHIP, AND I WON'T HAVE—

12. HEY, HEY, HEY, RELAX, SKIP.

13. IT'S MERELY AN HERBAL DIETARY SUPPLEMENT.

14. GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!

15. I CALL 'EM STIMUTACS. CATCHY, HUH?

16. ALL NATURAL, MOSTLY KELP.

17. YEAH, YEAH. GIMME!

18. OF WELL-BEING.

19. HEY, COME ON! AY!

20. NOTHING. GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

21. HEY, HEY! GIVE IT A MINUTE.

22. YOU—YOU'VE GOT TO

23. LOOK, I DON'T HAVE FEELING GOOD, OK?

24. OH, HEY.

25. WHOA! HEY!

26. HA HA! OH HO HO! HEY!

27. IT'S—I MEAN, IT'S LIKE A RAINBOW IN MY BRAIN!

28. HA HA HA! OK, CAP.

29. I'M GONNA MAKE SO MUCH FREAKIN' MONEY WITH THIS STUFF.

30. HA HA! THERE HE GOES.

31. DUDE, WHAT'S WITH MURPHY?

32. NOTHING. HERE. EAT THIS.

33. OK.

34. OF MINUTE BUBBLES?

35. UH, I DON'T KNOW.

36. SPARKS?

37. IN MY CEREBRAL CORTEX.

38. NO KIDDING?

39. OF THE OVOID CAPSULES.

40. TOMORROW.

41. UNTIL THEN?

42. GO BOUNCE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

43. INDEED.

44. OH, UH, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

45. WHAT'S IN IT?

46. I DON'T CARE!

47. MORE VIVID,

48. BETTER, WHICH—

49. ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE YESTERDAY,

50. BUT THE AIR

51. AMAZING AIR!

52. OF TWO BEARS!

53. HOW ARE YOU HANGING UP THERE?

54. UHH! I DIG MY TOES INTO THE CEILING.

55. TITANIUM?

56. MM-HMM.

57. DON'T YOU GET IT? THIS ISN'T NATURAL.

58. YOU SHOULDN'T BE THAT STRONG.

59. THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO MY TELEKIWHATSIS POWERS.

60. BEHOLD!

61. SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

62. SILENCE! I'M PSYCHOFLEXING.

63. COME ON. BEND.

64. RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON,

65. RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON...

66. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

67. RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON, YES.

68. OK.

69. CAPTAIN,

70. THAT YOU WISH TO BEND,

71. BUT RATHER, THE W OF THE SPOON.

72. PRETZELTOWN, BUDDY.

73. AW...

74. DAMN YOUR NON-METAL BODY!

75. I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I MADE IT.

76. YOU MADE A DRUG?

77. HERBAL SUPPLEMENT. TOTALLY SAFE.

78. LOOK, IT'S, LIKE, 99% KELP, FOR CRYING—

79. KELP IS CRAP!

80. WHAT'S THE OTHER 1%?

81. SECRET INGREDIENT.

82. WHAT IS IT, SPARKS?

83. CAN'T TELL YOU.

84. DRIVING EVERYBODY CRAZY,

85. AND NOW THEY'RE ALL ADDICTED.

86. YES, SO NOW I'M GONNA START CHARGING FOR IT.

87. YOU CAN'T TEST DRUGS ON HUMANS.

88. THERE ARE RULES, PROCEDURES!

89. ON ANIMALS FIRST.

90. WHY?

91. ON ANIMALS FIRST?

92. A RAT DOESN'T WEAR LIPSTICK, OK?

93. A RABBIT DOESN'T USE HAIR SPRAY.

94. A MONKEY DOESN'T NEED PILLS

95. FOR HOT MONKEY SEX!

96. IT'S PEOPLE, MAN!

97. WE'RE MISERABLE!

98. SO WHY SHOULDN'T WE TRY IT ALL FIRST?

99. WELL, YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE, ACTUALLY.

100. I'LL TRY IT.

101. REALLY?

102. UM, YEAH. GIVE ME ONE.

103. IT'LL BE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.

104. THAT'S THE OLD PEPPER.

105. I, UH—I JUST NEED A GLASS OF WATER.

106. UH, LET ME KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

107. I WONDER IF IT'S LEGAL TO SELL THIS STUFF TO KIDS.

108. PSYCHOFLEXITIVE POWERS.

109. COME ON. BEND.

110. HUH, WOW. I BET I COULD KILL A GUY WITH MY TOES.

111. CAPTAIN, GIVE ME THAT.

112. OH, YEAH!

113. UHH!

114. HEY! MY WRENCH!

115. AH.

116. WOW.

117. I'D BE TOTALLY HACKED IF STIMUTACS WEREN'T SO—

118. OUTRAGEOUSLY CHILL?

119. WORD.

120. STORMY, FLOAT

121. ANOTHER WRENCH.

122. NAY, CAPTAIN.

123. AND PLEASURES.

124. AND BECOME TAINTLESS.

125. HEY, SHUT UP. IT'S 4:20.

126. WORD UP! TIME TO GO GET SOME MORE PILLS.

127. OK, SPARKS, LET'S SEE HERE.

128. KELP, KELP, WAIT A M—

129. OH, MY GOD!

130. THAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT!

131. TOXIN FROM THE FUGU,

132. THE WORLD'S MOST POISONOUS FISH!

133. MASSIVE NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE.

134. THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSING THE SIDE EFFECTS.

135. I'VE GOT TO WARN THE—AAH!

136. OOPS. DART IN YOUR NECK.

137. SON OF A— SHH.

138. RIDE THE STIMUTACS.

139. STIMUTACS? MY GOD!

140. WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

141. GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

142. HA HA! I KNEW YOU'D SEE THE LIGHT.

143. LIGHT! LIGHT!

144. 1,000 POINTS

145. IN MY BRAIN!

146. OOH, MAN.

147. ARE YOU DIGGING THIS AIR?

148. THIS AIR RULES!

149. SPARKS! SPARKS! SPARKS!

150. HEY, WHOA, WHOA. I AM SERIOUS HERE, PEOPLE.

151. HEY! HEY! HEY!

152. I'M SERIOUS HERE, PEOPLE.

153. NO MONEY, NO STIMUTACS.

154. WHO'S NEXT? ME! ME! ME!

155. HEY, I THINK I NEED 'CAUSE I'M NOT,

156. YOU KNOW, LIKE, FEELING IT LIKE BEFORE.

157. ONE! EVERYBODY JUST GETS ONE LITTLE PILL.

158. WHY? ARE YOU RUNNING OUT?

159. FORM A LINE!

160. HEY, HE'S RUNNING OUT.

161. OVER THESE MENDICANTS.

162. MARDOCK COMMANDS IT.

163. IS MARDOCK?

164. THE SUN GOD WHO DWELLS INSIDE ME.

165. OR IN BACK?

166. MARDOCK, SON OF IEA, SLAYER OF TIAMAT.

167. MARDOCK RULES.

168. HE TOTALLY DOES.

169. THE SUN GOD IN ME!

170. EVERYBODY SHUT UP!

171. LOOK AT YOURSELVES! YOU'RE LIKE ZOMBIES!

172. DEBBIE! DEBBIE! LOOK AT ME.

173. IS SOME FOOD.

174. IF I EAT FOOD,

175. THERE WON'T BE ANY ROOM FOR MARDOCK,

176. SLAYER OF TIAMAT.

177. YOUR DESICCATED VISCERA.

178. HE TOTALLY DOESN'T.

179. HEY, MARDOCK CAN KISS MY BLACK ASS,

180. 'CAUSE I NEED SOME MORE STIMUTACS.

181. AND PILL ME UP!

182. BITCH? ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

183. NO MORE STIMUTACS!

184. EVERYBODY GET OUT! THE PHARMACY IS CLOSED!

185. GET BACK. EVERYBODY GET BACK!

186. HEY! IT'S—NO! NO!

187. STIMUTACS! GET OFF!

188. UH, LATER.

189. HEY, DON'T HIT MY HAIR!

190. WELL, THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.

191. HUH. JUST IN TIME, TOO.

192. SPARKS?

193. HEY! THERE'S NO MORE STIMUTACS, OK?

194. THE FUGU FISH IS EXTINCT NOW,

195. WELL, THANKS TO YOURS TRULY, BUT WHATEVER!

196. THERE'S NO MORE STIMUTACS, YOU FREAKS!

197. LOOK AT YOURSELVES! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE BECOME!

198. PUNCH IT, HO BAG!

199. HI-YEEAH!

200. AAH!

201. HE'S GETTING AWAY! STOP HIM!

202. HE'S GOT STIMUTACS!

203. HI-YEEAH!

204. SO LONG, SUCKERS!

205. GOOD LUCK IN REHAB!

206. NO! NO! NO!

207. WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

208. YOU BASTARD!

209. COME BACK HERE, YOU DIRTY...

210. AW, DAMN! AW, DAMN IT!

211. AW, DAMN!

212. Sparks, voice- AND SO, I BARELY ESCAPED.

213. AS FOR THE CREW OF SEALAB,

214. WELL, IN THE END,

215. FOR MY CREATION,

216. THEY DESTROYED THEMSELVES.

217. SOMEHOW.

218. BUT MY JOURNEY CONTINUES,

219. AND WHERE IT WILL TAKE ME,

220. NO ONE REALLY KNOWS.

221. BUT I AM NOT ALONE.

222. RIGHT, MARDOCK?

223. EAT SOME MORE PILLS, PILLHEAD.

224. HA HA!

225. YOU TOTALLY RULE.

226. KNOW THAT.

227. —www.ncicap.org—

228. RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON, RUBBER SPOON, YES.