Sealab 2021 1x8

Directed by Adam Reed

While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water. Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. - MAN, THIS IS RELAXING!

3. DON'T GO ON DUTY FOR 3 HOURS.

4. MM-MMM!

5. WAIT TILL DR. QUINN SEES THIS!

6. - AHH! 3 WHOLE HOURS!

7. - AHH! YES!

8. - QUINN! CHECK THIS OUT, GUY!

9. - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! STORMY, IS THAT A HAIR DRYER?

10. MAN, BE CAREFUL!

11. - WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

12. - THIS AWESOME NEW HAIR DRYER IS WAY TOO LOUD!

13. - HEY! IDIOT! THAT'S REALLY DANGEROUS!

14. - YEAH, IT'S GOT A DIFFUSER!

15. IT'S PRO GRADE, DUDE!

16. - GET AWAY FROM HERE!

17. I'M IN A POOL OF WATER! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

18. - OH, YEAH! YOU CAN SEE IT!

19. - NO! NO! NO! - HERE!

20. - DON'T!

21. - QUINN?

22. QUINNER?

23. - WAKE UP.

24. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.

25. HEY. WAKE UP.

26. - WHAT?

27. - WELL... WHY WON'T YOU... YOU KNOW?

28. - GOD! COULDN'T YOU JUST LET IT GO?

29. - WELL, YOU DRINK TEA.

30. - SO?

31. - SO WHY WON'T YOU KISS ME THERE?

32. - OH, THAT'S IT! I'M SLEEPING ON THE—

33. OW! WHERE'S THE LIGHT?

34. NOT THAT YOU CARE,

35. BUT I HAVE TO BE AT WORK IN 3 HOURS.

36. - JERK!

37. - OH!

38. - HA HA!

39. NO FISH CAN WITHSTAND THE TERRIFYING MIGHT

40. OF MY POWERFUL SPEAR GUN, SO CAPABLY WIELDED.

41. HERE WE GO!

42. - HEY, MAN. - AAH! WHAT THE—

43. - NOW, LISTEN. HERE'S THE DEAL.

44. - Y-YOU'RE TALKING!

45. - HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME GO?

46. I GOT TO BE AT WORK IN 3 HOURS.

47. - I'LL BE RICH!

48. - COME ON! LET ME GO!

49. I'LL GRANT YOU A WISH!

50. - NO WAY!

51. I'M GOING TO SELL YOU TO OCEANLAND...

52. FOR ABOUT A ZILLION BUCKS.

53. - WELL, THEN, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I DO... THIS!

54. - DID THEY TELL YOU WHY, MARCO?

55. WHY THEY WANT TO TERMINATE MY COMMAND?

56. - THEY TOLD ME YOU HAD GONE TOTALLY INSANE, SIR,

57. AND THAT YOUR METHODS WERE... UNSOUND.

58. - ARE MY METHODS UNSOUND?

59. - I DON'T SEE ANY METHOD... AT ALL, SIR.

60. - ARE YOU AN ASSASSIN?

61. - I'M A SOLDIER... SIR.

62. - YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE AN ERRAND BOY,

63. SENT BY GROCERY CLERKS TO COLLECT A BILL.

64. SO WET WILLIE FOR YOU!

65. - HEY! CUT IT OUT!

66. - I SWALLOWED A BUG.

67. - HOLY CRAP!

68. - HEY, MAN.

69. DO YOU KNOW THERE'S TOXIC WASTE, LIKE, RIGHT OVER THERE?

70. - UGH.

71. HUMANS AND THEIR FILTHY, RAVENOUS MACHINES...

72. SPEWING OUT VILE TOXINS.

73. - MIGHT EVEN BE RADIOACTIVE.

74. I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET EVERYBODY OUT OF—

75. - DID YOU KNOW THAT THE AVERAGE FISH TODAY

76. CONTAINS MORE MERCURY THAN A RECTAL THERMOMETER?

77. - YEAH, I THINK I READ THAT SOMEPLACE.

78. - WOULD YOU EAT A RECTAL THERMOMETER?

79. ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!

80. - UH... NO.

81. - WELL, I WOULD.

82. - HEY!

83. - AHH! MERCURY!

84. SWEETEST OF THE TRANSITION METALS.

85. - HEY! ASS!

86. I GOT TO BE AT WORK IN 3 HOURS!

87. DO YOU HEAR ME? I HAVE TO BE AT—

88. - HEY! CHUBBY COX.

89. - I BEG YOUR PARDON?

90. - STINKY PETE'S THE NAME, CHUBBY.

91. I'M YOUR—YOUR— WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

92. YOUR FOIL IN THIS LITTLE PICTURE.

93. - I WAS JUST A TALKING FISH.

94. - WELL, I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN THAT ONE,

95. BUT I BET YOU WERE JUST BOFFO IN IT.

96. - I HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

97. - DON'T WORRY, KID. YOU'RE GOING PLACES.

98. CHUBBY COX IS GOING TO BE

99. A HOUSEHOLD NAME ONE OF THESE DAYS.

100. - MAYBE... THIS WILL WORK.

101. - HEY, KID! WHAT IS WITH THE FIRE?

102. WHAT, ARE YOU WHACKED OUT ON GOOFBALLS?

103. - SHUT UP! THIS WILL WORK!

104. - THIS WILL WORK.

105. THIS WILL WORK.

106. - WHAT—WHAT THE—

107. - DON'T WORRY, QUINN. - STINKY PETE?

108. - I'VE SEEN THIS ON TV ABOUT A JILLION TIMES.

109. - WHAT—WHAT— HEY! HEY! HEY!

110. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

111. - REVIVING YOU! - NO, NO, NO! WAIT!

112. - CLEAR.

113. - OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

114. FREAKIN' BEAUTIFUL!

115. - THAT'S IT.

116. NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME OF THAT BEAUTIFUL FAT,

117. YOU LITTLE CHRISTMAS HAM.

118. WHO'S FATTER THAN YOU? NOBODY!

119. NOW, I WANT YOU TO REALLY POKE THAT FAT LITTLE BELLY OUT.

120. OH! THAT IS HOT, FAT STUFF!

121. THAT'S A BIG CUP OF HOT FAT!

122. OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! THAT'S A HOT BABY!

123. I JUST WANT TO PINCH YOUR FAT!

124. I JUST WANT TO JIGGLE YOUR FAT LITTLE BELLY

125. AND SQUEEZE YOUR FAT LITTLE FAT FACE!

126. MMM! GOD! YOU'RE FAT!

127. - OH, COOL! A DATE WITH CHUBBY COX!

128. - CHUBBY COX?

129. WHAT'S SO BIG ABOUT CHUBBY COX?

130. I HATE CHUBBY COX.

131. I WOULDN'T TOUCH CHUBBY COX WITH A 10-INCH POLE.

132. - DON'T YOU SEE WHAT CHUBBY COX CAN DO FOR US?

133. I LURE CHUBBY COX DOWN HERE,

134. THEN WE HOLD CHUBBY COX FOR RANSOM.

135. - BRILLIANT! CHUBBY COX HAS THE NUMBER-ONE SHOW ON TV!

136. - YEAH! "ALL UP IN IT WITH CHUBBY COX."

137. - HOLLYWOOD WILL PAY MILLIONS

138. FOR THEIR PRECIOUS LITTLE CHUBBY COX.

139. - TAKE A LETTER. AHEM.

140. "DEAR, SWEET CHUBBY COX,

141. "YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH ME, 'CAUSE I LIVE DOWN IN SEALAB.

142. "WE'LL HAVE EVER SO MUCH FUN.

143. WE'LL GO SWIMMING WITH OUR PET SEAL, STINKY PETE."

144. - I'M GOING TO GET YOU, STINKY PETE!

145. - OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP!

146. OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP!

147. OH, CRAP ON A CRAP CRACKER.

148. SAFE! AH!

149. - STINKY! STINKY PETE!

150. - THAT'S ME! HA-CHA, CHA-CHA-CHA, CHA-CHA!

151. DELICIOUS.

152. - WHAT A RIOT!

153. THAT BIG DUMB SHARK IS NEVER GOING TO CATCH STINKY PETE!

154. OH, I FARTED! OH, I PASSED GAS!

155. OH, LET ONE RIP!

156. - HA-CHA, CHA-CHA-CHA, CHA-CHA!

157. DELICIOUS.

158. - OH, HEY, MY HEAD'S BACK...

159. ON ME.

160. - HEY! CARL! SEE THAT?

161. NO.

162. - UH, HEY! YOU WANT TO DRIVE YOUR GO-CART AROUND?

163. - NAH.

164. ONE TIRE'S KIND OF FLAT.

165. - I GOT A PUMP. HUH? PUMPY.

166. - NNN... NO.

167. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

168. - UH... I DON'T KNOW, BEN.

169. WATCH TV.

170. - HESH CAN WATCH TV AT MY HOUSE!

171. - SO GO HOME.

172. I AM GOING TO WATCH TV.

173. - HEY, DO WE GET TO RIDE CARL'S GO-CART?

174. - NO. BIG, FAT, STUPID JERK!

175. - OH. THEN LET'S PLAY THE HAMMER GAME!

176. - YAY! THE HAMMER GAME! YAY!

177. KILL IT! KILL IT!

178. KILL IT! MAKE IT DANCE!

179. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

180. - KEEP IT COMING! STRIKE IT! DON'T STOP FOR NOTHING!

181. HE'S A DOUGHBOY! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT!

182. - DEAD OR ALIVE?

183. QUINN, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?

184. - I KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE.

185. STOP TRYING TO FAKE ME OUT, DUDE.

186. - YOU ASS!

187. - TOTALLY JERK LEAGUE. - YOU NEVER THROW ELEC—

188. - WAIT! YOU GOT TO CHECK OUT

189. THIS BITCHIN' HOMEMADE TESLA COIL.

190. - STORMY, STOP!

191. ARE YOU THAT STUPID?

192. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

193. - HI. I'M BRETT BUTLER.

194. YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME AS DR. QUINN

195. FROM TV'S "SEALAB 2021."

196. NOW, I DIDN'T GET THIS RICH

197. BY BEING STUPID.

198. I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING

199. LIKE YOU SAW IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE.

200. ELECTRICITY AND WATER JUST DO NOT MIX.

201. SO, BE A WINNER LIKE QUINNER,

202. AND DON'T PLAY WITH ELECTRICITY.

203. RIGHT, LADIES?