Sealab 2021 1x8

Directed by Adam Reed

While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water. Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.

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1. - MAN, THIS IS RELAXING!

2. DON'T GO ON DUTY FOR 3 HOURS.

3. MM-MMM!

4. WAIT TILL DR. QUINN SEES THIS!

5. - AHH! 3 WHOLE HOURS!

6. - AHH! YES!

7. - QUINN! CHECK THIS OUT, GUY!

8. - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! STORMY, IS THAT A HAIR DRYER?

9. MAN, BE CAREFUL!

10. - WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

11. HAIR DRYER IS WAY TOO LOUD!

12. - HEY! IDIOT! THAT'S REALLY DANGEROUS!

13. - YEAH, IT'S GOT A DIFFUSER!

14. IT'S PRO GRADE, DUDE!

15. - GET AWAY FROM HERE!

16. I'M IN A POOL OF WATER! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

17. - OH, YEAH! YOU CAN SEE IT!

18. - NO! NO! NO! - HERE!

19. - DON'T!

20. - QUINN?

21. QUINNER?

22. - WAKE UP.

23. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.

24. HEY. WAKE UP.

25. - WHAT?

26. - WELL... WHY WON'T YOU... YOU KNOW?

27. - GOD! COULDN'T YOU JUST LET IT GO?

28. - WELL, YOU DRINK TEA.

29. - SO?

30. - SO WHY WON'T YOU KISS ME THERE?

31. - OH, THAT'S IT! I'M SLEEPING ON THE—

32. OW! WHERE'S THE LIGHT?

33. NOT THAT YOU CARE,

34. AT WORK IN 3 HOURS.

35. - JERK!

36. - OH!

37. - HA HA!

38. OF MY POWERFUL SPEAR GUN, SO CAPABLY WIELDED.

39. HERE WE GO!

40. - HEY, MAN. - AAH! WHAT THE—

41. - NOW, LISTEN. HERE'S THE DEAL.

42. - Y-YOU'RE TALKING!

43. - HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME GO?

44. IN 3 HOURS.

45. - I'LL BE RICH!

46. - COME ON! LET ME GO!

47. I'LL GRANT YOU A WISH!

48. - NO WAY!

49. I'M GOING TO SELL YOU TO OCEANLAND...

50. FOR ABOUT A ZILLION BUCKS.

51. - WELL, THEN, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I DO... THIS!

52. - DID THEY TELL YOU WHY, MARCO?

53. TO TERMINATE MY COMMAND?

54. TOTALLY INSANE, SIR,

55. WERE... UNSOUND.

56. - ARE MY METHODS UNSOUND?

57. - I DON'T SEE ANY METHOD... AT ALL, SIR.

58. - ARE YOU AN ASSASSIN?

59. - I'M A SOLDIER... SIR.

60. - YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE AN ERRAND BOY,

61. TO COLLECT A BILL.

62. SO WET WILLIE FOR YOU!

63. - HEY! CUT IT OUT!

64. - I SWALLOWED A BUG.

65. - HOLY CRAP!

66. - HEY, MAN.

67. DO YOU KNOW THERE'S TOXIC WASTE, LIKE, RIGHT OVER THERE?

68. - UGH.

69. HUMANS AND THEIR FILTHY, RAVENOUS MACHINES...

70. SPEWING OUT VILE TOXINS.

71. - MIGHT EVEN BE RADIOACTIVE.

72. THAN A RECTAL THERMOMETER?

73. - YEAH, I THINK I READ THAT SOMEPLACE.

74. A RECTAL THERMOMETER?

75. ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!

76. - UH... NO.

77. - WELL, I WOULD.

78. - HEY!

79. - AHH! MERCURY!

80. THE TRANSITION METALS.

81. - HEY! ASS!

82. IN 3 HOURS!

83. DO YOU HEAR ME?

84. - HEY! CHUBBY COX.

85. - I BEG YOUR PARDON?

86. - STINKY PETE'S THE NAME, CHUBBY.

87. I'M YOUR—YOUR— WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

88. LITTLE PICTURE.

89. - I WAS JUST A TALKING FISH.

90. - WELL, I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN THAT ONE,

91. JUST BOFFO IN IT.

92. TO GET OUT OF HERE.

93. - DON'T WORRY, KID. YOU'RE GOING PLACES.

94. ONE OF THESE DAYS.

95. - MAYBE... THIS WILL WORK.

96. - HEY, KID! WHAT IS WITH THE FIRE?

97. WHAT, ARE YOU WHACKED OUT ON GOOFBALLS?

98. - SHUT UP! THIS WILL WORK!

99. - THIS WILL WORK.

100. THIS WILL WORK.

101. - DON'T WORRY, QUINN. - STINKY PETE?

102. - I'VE SEEN THIS ON TV ABOUT A JILLION TIMES.

103. HEY! HEY! HEY!

104. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

105. - REVIVING YOU! - NO, NO, NO! WAIT!

106. - CLEAR.

107. - OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

108. FREAKIN' BEAUTIFUL!

109. - THAT'S IT.

110. NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME OF THAT BEAUTIFUL FAT,

111. YOU LITTLE CHRISTMAS HAM.

112. WHO'S FATTER THAN YOU? NOBODY!

113. NOW, I WANT YOU TO REALLY POKE THAT FAT LITTLE BELLY OUT.

114. OH! THAT IS HOT, FAT STUFF!

115. THAT'S A BIG CUP OF HOT FAT!

116. OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! THAT'S A HOT BABY!

117. TO PINCH YOUR FAT!

118. LITTLE FAT FACE!

119. MMM! GOD! YOU'RE FAT!

120. - OH, COOL! A DATE WITH CHUBBY COX!

121. - CHUBBY COX?

122. WHAT'S SO BIG ABOUT CHUBBY COX?

123. I HATE CHUBBY COX.

124. I WOULDN'T TOUCH CHUBBY COX WITH A 10-INCH POLE.

125. - DON'T YOU SEE WHAT CHUBBY COX CAN DO FOR US?

126. DOWN HERE,

127. CHUBBY COX FOR RANSOM.

128. - BRILLIANT! CHUBBY COX HAS THE NUMBER-ONE SHOW ON TV!

129. - YEAH! "ALL UP IN IT WITH CHUBBY COX."

130. LITTLE CHUBBY COX.

131. - TAKE A LETTER. AHEM.

132. "DEAR, SWEET CHUBBY COX,

133. "YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH ME, 'CAUSE I LIVE DOWN IN SEALAB.

134. "WE'LL HAVE EVER SO MUCH FUN.

135. WE'LL GO SWIMMING WITH OUR PET SEAL, STINKY PETE."

136. - I'M GOING TO GET YOU, STINKY PETE!

137. - OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP!

138. OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP! OH, CRAP!

139. OH, CRAP ON A CRAP CRACKER.

140. SAFE! AH!

141. - STINKY! STINKY PETE!

142. - THAT'S ME! HA-CHA, CHA-CHA-CHA, CHA-CHA!

143. DELICIOUS.

144. - WHAT A RIOT!

145. GOING TO CATCH STINKY PETE!

146. OH, I FARTED! OH, I PASSED GAS!

147. OH, LET ONE RIP!

148. - HA-CHA, CHA-CHA-CHA, CHA-CHA!

149. DELICIOUS.

150. - OH, HEY, MY HEAD'S BACK...

151. ON ME.

152. - HEY! CARL! SEE THAT?

153. NO.

154. - UH, HEY! YOU WANT TO DRIVE YOUR GO-CART AROUND?

155. - NAH.

156. ONE TIRE'S KIND OF FLAT.

157. - I GOT A PUMP. HUH? PUMPY.

158. - NNN... NO.

159. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

160. - UH... I DON'T KNOW, BEN.

161. WATCH TV.

162. TV AT MY HOUSE!

163. - SO GO HOME.

164. I AM GOING TO WATCH TV.

165. - HEY, DO WE GET TO RIDE CARL'S GO-CART?

166. - NO. BIG, FAT, STUPID JERK!

167. - OH. THEN LET'S PLAY THE HAMMER GAME!

168. - YAY! THE HAMMER GAME! YAY!

169. KILL IT! KILL IT!

170. KILL IT! MAKE IT DANCE!

171. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

172. - KEEP IT COMING! STRIKE IT! DON'T STOP FOR NOTHING!

173. HE'S A DOUGHBOY! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT!

174. - DEAD OR ALIVE?

175. QUINN, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?

176. - I KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE.

177. TO FAKE ME OUT, DUDE.

178. - YOU ASS!

179. - TOTALLY JERK LEAGUE.

180. - WAIT!

181. THIS BITCHIN' HOMEMADE TESLA COIL.

182. - STORMY, STOP!

183. ARE YOU THAT STUPID?

184. - HI. I'M BRETT BUTLER.

185. AS DR. QUINN

186. FROM TV'S "SEALAB 2021."

187. NOW, I DIDN'T GET

188. BY BEING STUPID.

189. IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE.

190. JUST DO NOT MIX.

191. SO, BE A WINNER LIKE QUINNER,

192. AND DON'T PLAY WITH ELECTRICITY.

193. RIGHT, LADIES?