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An orphan says he is terminally ill so he can go to Sealab.

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1. - NO, I GOT HIM SET UP IN POD 6.

2. THAT WAY, HE'S CLOSE TO MEDLAB...

3. A DOCTOR.

4. - WHAT'S HE GOT?

5. IT'S NOT A LIVER DISEASE, IS IT?

6. - I DON'T KNOW, I JUST KNOW HE'S DYING INSIDE.

7. OH, GOD, AMI, I— IT'S SO VERY SAD.

8. - 'CAUSE HEALTHY TEEN LIVER EQUALS MO-NEY.

9. IN DUBLIN.

10. HE'S PAYING TOP PUNT FOR NEW LIVERS.

11. - TO THINK HE'S ONLY GOT A FEW WEEKS TO LIVE.

12. BLUBBERING ABOUT?

13. - REMEMBER GRIFFIN?

14. THE FINAL REQUEST FOUNDATION?

15. - FINAL WHAT?

16. FOUNDATION.

17. - A DYING KID?

18. AW, MAN. IS IT THE PLAGUE?

19. - NO, IT'S—

20. - IT'S THE PLAGUE, ISN'T IT? - NO! IT'S—

21. - IT'LL SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE.

22. OH, WE'RE DOOMED.

23. - AHH... NO, IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.

24. BUT HE IS DYING.

25. TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

26. YES, HAPPY.

27. - OK. I-I'LL GO

28. FOR HIM TO SLEEP ON.

29. - YOU MUST BE GRIFFIN.

30. WELCOME TO SEALAB, MI AMIGO.

31. BOY, ARE WE GONNA HAVE GREAT FUN.

32. A BIG BAG OF SMILES.

33. - OK. THANK YOU, SIR.

34. OH...

35. - HEY, LITTLE DYING GUY, YOU LIKE SWIMMING?

36. - AFRAID NOT, SIR.

37. - THAT'S GREAT,

38. - 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE DOING LOTS OF SWIMMING.

39. - STORMY, SHUT UP.

40. AND GRIFF, MEET OLIVER,

41. SEALAB BUDDY.

42. - RIGHT.

43. I'LL JUST SHOW YOU UP TO YOUR ROOM.

44. GRIFF, WAS IT?

45. - ATTENTION, ALL PERSONNEL.

46. THE BLACK DEATH IS COMING.

47. IS COMING.

48. IS FINALLY UPON US.

49. REPENT, REPENT!

50. - GRIFTING GRIFF McGUIRE.

51. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE ORPHANAGE BURNED DOWN.

52. BLOW UP IN MY HAND.

53. - HA HA HA. - HA HA HA.

54. - AW, THE NUNS WERE BURNING. OH, GOOD TIMES.

55. SO. WHAT'S ALL THIS DYING ROT?

56. - PURE GENIUS.

57. I PRETEND I'M TERMINAL,

58. IN THE WORLD.

59. IT'S CUSHIER THAN BEING THE POPE.

60. - AW, THAT'S BRILLIANT.

61. BUT IF YOU'RE DEAD—

62. - ALIASES, MATE, AND DIFFERENT DISEASES.

63. HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVES.

64. MADE ME SICK INSIDE.

65. - HA HA HA! OH, YEAH, THROAT CANCER.

66. IT'S THE BIGGEST CON SINCE GENGHIS.

67. - TRAVELING'S BRILLIANT.

68. I MET THE JUSTICE LEAGUE,

69. WENT TO DOLLYWOOD.

70. - AND NOW SEALAB. I SMELL AN ANGLE.

71. - SMACK ON, OLLIE.

72. I NEED SEALAB'S POWERFUL OFFSHORE COMPUTERS,

73. TO THE FOUNDATION'S

74. ONLINE BANK ACCOUNTS.

75. KA-CHING.

76. SWISS ACCOUNT,

77. JUST LIKE THE NAZIS.

78. - ICH BIN IMPRESSED.

79. - YEAH, O'RILEY,

80. AS SOON AS HE KICKS, OK?

81. DON'T SWEAT IT, 'CAUSE

82. FOR THE HARVEST.

83. - EE-OH, DADDY-O, FAITH AND BEGORRA.

84. SURE, AN' WE'RE PRAYIN' FOR A BUMPER CROP.

85. NOW, UH, WHAT ABOUT THE WEE LAD'S GALLBLADDER?

86. - SORRY, PADDY.

87. I'M PICKLIN' THAT FOR MY THAI GUY.

88. APHRODISIAC.

89. - OH, THE HEATHENS.

90. - SPARKS, BIG IDEA.

91. PIZZA PARTY FOR GRIFF.

92. THEIR OWN-A PIZZA PIE.

93. OH, AND I'LL PUT ON A PUPPET SHOW.

94. AH!

95. AARGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

96. - YOU LOOKED AT THE SICK KID.

97. YOU'RE PROBABLY TEEMING WITH PLAGUE JUICE.

98. AND LET ME GET TO YOUR BOOBUS.

99. GO TO DOLLYWOOD.

100. IT'S THE COOLEST PLACE I'VE—

101. - HEY, ARE YOU THE DYING KID?

102. - I—I, UH, UH...

103. - AND YOU STUTTER, TOO?

104. WORSE LUCK?

105. WELL, AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

106. ANYHOO, YOU'RE SIGNED UP

107. UH, DIE. CIAO.

108. - CRIKEY.

109. INTO THAT WET SUIT.

110. - YEAH, SHE'S A REAL JUICY LITTLE PUDDING.

111. - EEOW.

112. - WE'RE RIGHT ABOVE SEALAB NOW, MR. BROCK.

113. YOU'RE SURE FINAL REQUEST IS GONNA PAY FOR ALL THIS, RIGHT?

114. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

115. IS REALLY GONNA PAY.

116. NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY,

117. FOUNDATION.

118. - UNLESS THEY'RE ACTUALLY DYING, RIGHT?

119. - OH, HE'S GONNA DIE.

120. - CRIKEY, IS IT ALWAYS SO BLEEDIN' COLD IN HERE?

121. - THAT, MY SICK LITTLE NON-FRIEND,

122. IS PROBABLY JUST THE COLD,

123. BLOWING DOWN YOUR NECK.

124. - BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR?

125. - THE PLAGUE, BOY.

126. YOUR PSITTIAPESTIS, YOU'RE RIDDLED WITH IT.

127. I'LL BET YOUR LYMPH NODES ARE AS BIG AS CATS.

128. - I—I DON'T HAVE BUBONIC PLAGUE, SIR.

129. - YEAH, YOU TWIT, HE AIN'T EVEN SICK.

130. IT'S A CON.

131. - A CON?

132. - YES, SIR, I'M GRIFTING FINAL REQUEST.

133. IN OR WHAT?

134. - AW, SCREW THOSE JERKS.

135. PLUS, YOU KNOW, I LOVE SCARING THE CREW.

136. SAY, WHO'S UP FOR A RIDE IN THE MURPHMOBILE, HUH?

137. - UH, NO, THANKS. I'M GOOD.

138. - SWEET! AW, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

139. WHEE! HA HA HA.

140. IS THIS GREAT OR WHAT?

141. - SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN?

142. - PROBABLY.

143. - WO-EE...

144. - YOW! I THINK MY ANKLE'S BROKEN.

145. OUT OF THERE, BOY.

146. YOU'LL HAVE THE DRIVE SHAFT ALL GIBBERED.

147. - OW! OW!

148. - LET GO OF HIM, YOU STUPID GIT.

149. - AH! OOH!

150. - HOLD ON, I GOT AN IDEA.

151. THAT'S GOT HER.

152. - I'M GONNA SUE YOUR BLEEDIN' HEAD OFF.

153. - HEY. HEY, HEY, SON.

154. THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO SOMEBODY WHO COULD,

155. UH, TURN YOU IN FOR FRAUD.

156. - YOU WIN THIS ROUND, OLD MAN.

157. - DUH!

158. - THAT MURPHY'S A DAFT OLD BIRD, ISN'T HE?

159. - BARKING.

160. HEY, THERE'S A RARE OLD SEA TORTOISE LIVES NEAR HERE.

161. - NOT FOR LONG. LEAD ON.

162. - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU, GRIFF. I'M COMIN' FOR YOU.

163. HA HA!

164. - GREAT JACQUES, IT'S BROCK,

165. FROM THE FOUNDATION.

166. HE'S FINALLY TRACKED ME DOWN.

167. - COME ON OUT, GRIFF. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SHOT.

168. - GRIFF. YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

169. - MAYBE THIS'LL WORK.

170. AT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.

171. HIS TELEKINETIC POWERS,

172. THE VICIOUS MORAY EEL.

173. - WHAT THE...

174. AARGH...

175. - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T BROCK.

176. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU

177. IN PIGEON FALLS.

178. - GRIFF, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, MY LEG'S TRAPPED.

179. AW, PLEASE...

180. - JUST A SEC.

181. I'M DRINKING IN THE IRONY OF IT ALL.

182. OK.

183. - WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T USE MY GRAY-TIPPED SPEAR GUN, DOWN THERE,

184. UP THERE. OK?

185. - OK. SPLENDID IDEA. SPLENDID.

186. - NO, NO. I SAID DON'T DO THAT.

187. LISTEN, GRIFF, I WON'T TELL ANYBODY.

188. FOR GOSH SAKES, PLEASE!

189. - HUSH, HUSH.

190. GOT ANY FINAL REQUESTS.

191. - DON'T KILL ME.

192. - HA HA HA.

193. NO.

194. PUT HIM OUT OF MY MISERY, WOULD YOU?

195. - GRIFF, I GOT A WIFE AND 18 KIDS.

196. NO!

197. - HA HA HA.

198. AW, BROCK, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU, YOU DEAD BASTARD.

199. - THAT WAS CLOSE.

200. TIME TO FOLD UP SHOP, OLLIE.

201. FAKE MY DEATH?

202. HERE'S THE PLAN.

203. OH! OLLIEE!

204. - SO LONG, OLD CHUM.

205. HA HA. CHUM.

206. A PINATA SOMEWHERE?

207. FOR THE PIZZA PARTY.

208. - YEAH. YEAH, A PINATA... FULL OF TREATS.

209. TO FIND ALL THIS STUFF?

210. - WELL, SWIPE IT FROM THOSE JERKS IN POD 6.

211. - HEY, GRIFF'S DEAD.

212. - WHAT? - WHO?

213. - HE—HE'S GONE?

214. - YEAH. A BIG SHARK GOBBLED HIM UP.

215. JUST CHOMPED AND GOBBLED.

216. - WHAT?

217. MAJOR ORGANS LEFT?

218. AND DISEASE, TOO.

219. BUT, OH! I LOVED HIM SO MUCH.

220. AW, GRIFF. WHAT A TRAGEDY.

221. - OH, PLEASE, MARCO.

222. YOUR CRY-HOLE?

223. - OH...

224. SET ON THAT PIZZA PARTY.

225. - WELL, WE DO HAVE ALL THE FIXINGS.

226. - YAY! - HOORAY!

227. —www.ncicap.org—

228. ARE AS BIG AS CATS.