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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. - NO, I GOT HIM SET UP IN POD 6.

3. THAT WAY, HE'S CLOSE TO MEDLAB...

4. IN CASE HE NEEDS A DOCTOR.

5. - WHAT'S HE GOT?

6. IT'S NOT A LIVER DISEASE, IS IT?

7. - I DON'T KNOW, I JUST KNOW HE'S DYING INSIDE.

8. OH, GOD, AMI, I— IT'S SO VERY SAD.

9. - 'CAUSE HEALTHY TEEN LIVER EQUALS MO-NEY.

10. I GOT A DISTRIBUTOR IN DUBLIN.

11. HE'S PAYING TOP PUNT FOR NEW LIVERS.

12. - TO THINK HE'S ONLY GOT A FEW WEEKS TO LIVE.

13. - WHAT ARE YOU BLUBBERING ABOUT?

14. - REMEMBER GRIFFIN?

15. THE LITTLE SICK BOY FROM THE FINAL REQUEST FOUNDATION?

16. - FINAL WHAT?

17. - THE FINAL REQUEST FOUNDATION.

18. THE CHARITY THAT SENDS TERMINALLY ILL CHILDREN ON—

19. - A DYING KID?

20. AW, MAN. IS IT THE PLAGUE?

21. - NO, IT'S—

22. - IT'S THE PLAGUE, ISN'T IT? - NO! IT'S—

23. - IT'LL SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE.

24. OH, WE'RE DOOMED.

25. - AHH... NO, IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.

26. BUT HE IS DYING.

27. SO WE MUST DO ALL WE CAN TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

28. YES, HAPPY.

29. - OK. I-I'LL GO PUT SOME CEDAR CHIPS IN THE DUMPSTER

30. FOR HIM TO SLEEP ON.

31. - YOU MUST BE GRIFFIN.

32. WELCOME TO SEALAB, MI AMIGO.

33. BOY, ARE WE GONNA HAVE GREAT FUN.

34. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT A BIG BAG OF SMILES.

35. - OK. THANK YOU, SIR.

36. OH...

37. - HEY, LITTLE DYING GUY, YOU LIKE SWIMMING?

38. - AFRAID NOT, SIR.

39. MY INCREDIBLY RARE DISEASE MAKES IT FAR TOO DANGEROUS—

40. - THAT'S GREAT,

41. - 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE DOING LOTS OF SWIMMING.

42. - STORMY, SHUT UP.

43. AND GRIFF, MEET OLIVER,

44. YOUR SPECIAL SEALAB BUDDY.

45. - RIGHT.

46. I'LL JUST SHOW YOU UP TO YOUR ROOM.

47. GRIFF, WAS IT?

48. - ATTENTION, ALL PERSONNEL.

49. THE BLACK DEATH IS COMING.

50. THE BLACK DEATH IS COMING.

51. THE GREAT PESTILENCE IS FINALLY UPON US.

52. REPENT, REPENT!

53. - GRIFTING GRIFF McGUIRE.

54. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE ORPHANAGE BURNED DOWN.

55. I THOUGHT THAT CAN OF PETROL WAS GONNA BLOW UP IN MY HAND.

56. - HA HA HA. - HA HA HA.

57. - AW, THE NUNS WERE BURNING. OH, GOOD TIMES.

58. SO. WHAT'S ALL THIS DYING ROT?

59. - PURE GENIUS.

60. I PRETEND I'M TERMINAL, AND THOSE SAPS AT FINAL REQUEST

61. SEND ME ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

62. IT'S CUSHIER THAN BEING THE POPE.

63. - AW, THAT'S BRILLIANT.

64. BUT IF YOU'RE DEAD—

65. - ALIASES, MATE, AND DIFFERENT DISEASES.

66. HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVES.

67. SECOND-HAND SMOKE MADE ME SICK INSIDE.

68. - HA HA HA! OH, YEAH, THROAT CANCER.

69. IT'S THE BIGGEST CON SINCE GENGHIS.

70. - TRAVELING'S BRILLIANT.

71. I MET THE JUSTICE LEAGUE,

72. WENT TO DOLLYWOOD.

73. - AND NOW SEALAB. I SMELL AN ANGLE.

74. - SMACK ON, OLLIE.

75. I NEED SEALAB'S POWERFUL OFFSHORE COMPUTERS,

76. BECAUSE I HAVE GOT COMPLETE ACCESS TO THE FOUNDATION'S

77. ONLINE BANK ACCOUNTS.

78. KA-CHING.

79. THEIR ENTIRE FORTUNE IS NOW HIDDEN

80. IN MY NUMBERED SWISS ACCOUNT,

81. JUST LIKE THE NAZIS.

82. - ICH BIN IMPRESSED.

83. - YEAH, O'RILEY,

84. AS SOON AS HE KICKS, OK?

85. DON'T SWEAT IT, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING ON THIS END IS PREPPED

86. FOR THE HARVEST.

87. - EE-OH, DADDY-O, FAITH AND BEGORRA.

88. SURE, AN' WE'RE PRAYIN' FOR A BUMPER CROP.

89. NOW, UH, WHAT ABOUT THE WEE LAD'S GALLBLADDER?

90. - SORRY, PADDY.

91. I'M PICKLIN' THAT FOR MY THAI GUY.

92. APHRODISIAC.

93. - OH, THE HEATHENS.

94. - SPARKS, BIG IDEA.

95. PIZZA PARTY FOR GRIFF.

96. EVERYBODY GETS TO MAKE-A THEIR OWN-A PIZZA PIE.

97. CHOOSE THEIR OWN TOPPINGS—

98. OH, AND I'LL PUT ON A PUPPET SHOW.

99. AH!

100. AARGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

101. - YOU LOOKED AT THE SICK KID.

102. YOU'RE PROBABLY TEEMING WITH PLAGUE JUICE.

103. NOW STRIP DOWN AND LET ME GET TO YOUR BOOBUS.

104. - AND YOU SIMPLY MUST GO TO DOLLYWOOD.

105. IT'S THE COOLEST PLACE I'VE—

106. - HEY, ARE YOU THE DYING KID?

107. - I—I, UH, UH...

108. - AND YOU STUTTER, TOO?

109. COULD YOU HAVE WORSE LUCK?

110. WELL, AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

111. ANYHOO, YOU'RE SIGNED UP TO GO DIVING BEFORE YOU—

112. UH, DIE. CIAO.

113. - CRIKEY.

114. SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY POURED INTO THAT WET SUIT.

115. - YEAH, SHE'S A REAL JUICY LITTLE PUDDING.

116. - EEOW.

117. - WE'RE RIGHT ABOVE SEALAB NOW, MR. BROCK.

118. YOU'RE SURE FINAL REQUEST IS GONNA PAY FOR ALL THIS, RIGHT?

119. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

120. AND THAT GRIFFIN PUNK IS REALLY GONNA PAY.

121. NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY, GETS A FREE RIDE

122. ON THE FINAL REQUEST FOUNDATION.

123. - UNLESS THEY'RE ACTUALLY DYING, RIGHT?

124. - OH, HE'S GONNA DIE.

125. - CRIKEY, IS IT ALWAYS SO BLEEDIN' COLD IN HERE?

126. - THAT, MY SICK LITTLE NON-FRIEND,

127. IS PROBABLY JUST THE COLD, STALE BREATH OF THE REAPER

128. BLOWING DOWN YOUR NECK.

129. - BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR?

130. - THE PLAGUE, BOY.

131. YOUR PSITTIAPESTIS, YOU'RE RIDDLED WITH IT.

132. I'LL BET YOUR LYMPH NODES ARE AS BIG AS CATS.

133. - I—I DON'T HAVE BUBONIC PLAGUE, SIR.

134. - YEAH, YOU TWIT, HE AIN'T EVEN SICK.

135. IT'S A CON.

136. - A CON?

137. - YES, SIR, I'M GRIFTING FINAL REQUEST.

138. ARE YOU GONNA TURN ME IN OR WHAT?

139. - AW, SCREW THOSE JERKS.

140. PLUS, YOU KNOW, I LOVE SCARING THE CREW.

141. SAY, WHO'S UP FOR A RIDE IN THE MURPHMOBILE, HUH?

142. - UH, NO, THANKS. I'M GOOD.

143. - SWEET! AW, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

144. WHEE! HA HA HA.

145. IS THIS GREAT OR WHAT?

146. - SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN?

147. - PROBABLY.

148. - WO-EE...

149. - YOW! I THINK MY ANKLE'S BROKEN.

150. - GET YOUR ARM OUT OF THERE, BOY.

151. YOU'LL HAVE THE DRIVE SHAFT ALL GIBBERED.

152. - OW! OW!

153. - LET GO OF HIM, YOU STUPID GIT.

154. - AH! OOH!

155. - HOLD ON, I GOT AN IDEA.

156. THAT'S GOT HER.

157. - I'M GONNA SUE YOUR BLEEDIN' HEAD OFF.

158. - HEY. HEY, HEY, SON.

159. THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO SOMEBODY WHO COULD,

160. UH, TURN YOU IN FOR FRAUD.

161. - YOU WIN THIS ROUND, OLD MAN.

162. - DUH!

163. - THAT MURPHY'S A DAFT OLD BIRD, ISN'T HE?

164. - BARKING.

165. HEY, THERE'S A RARE OLD SEA TORTOISE LIVES NEAR HERE.

166. - NOT FOR LONG. LEAD ON.

167. - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU, GRIFF. I'M COMIN' FOR YOU.

168. HA HA!

169. - GREAT JACQUES, IT'S BROCK,

170. THE ACCOUNTANT FROM THE FOUNDATION.

171. HE'S FINALLY TRACKED ME DOWN.

172. - COME ON OUT, GRIFF. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SHOT.

173. - GRIFF. YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

174. - MAYBE THIS'LL WORK.

175. I LEARNED IT FROM AQUAMAN AT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.

176. - USING HIS TELEKINETIC POWERS,

177. GRIFF SUMMONS THE VICIOUS MORAY EEL.

178. - WHAT THE...

179. AARGH...

180. - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T BROCK.

181. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THAT MESSY BUSINESS

182. IN PIGEON FALLS.

183. - GRIFF, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, MY LEG'S TRAPPED.

184. AW, PLEASE...

185. - JUST A SEC.

186. I'M DRINKING IN THE IRONY OF IT ALL.

187. OK.

188. - WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T USE MY GRAY-TIPPED SPEAR GUN, DOWN THERE,

189. TO SHOOT THOSE ROCKS UP THERE. OK?

190. - OK. SPLENDID IDEA. SPLENDID.

191. - NO, NO. I SAID DON'T DO THAT.

192. LISTEN, GRIFF, I WON'T TELL ANYBODY.

193. FOR GOSH SAKES, PLEASE!

194. - HUSH, HUSH.

195. GOT ANY FINAL REQUESTS.

196. - DON'T KILL ME.

197. - HA HA HA.

198. NO.

199. PUT HIM OUT OF MY MISERY, WOULD YOU?

200. - GRIFF, I GOT A WIFE AND 18 KIDS.

201. NO!

202. - HA HA HA.

203. AW, BROCK, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU, YOU DEAD BASTARD.

204. - THAT WAS CLOSE.

205. TIME TO FOLD UP SHOP, OLLIE.

206. CAN YOU HELP ME FAKE MY DEATH?

207. HERE'S THE PLAN.

208. OH! OLLIEE!

209. - SO LONG, OLD CHUM.

210. HA HA. CHUM.

211. - AND CAN YOU ROUND UP A PINATA SOMEWHERE?

212. FOR THE PIZZA PARTY.

213. - YEAH. YEAH, A PINATA... FULL OF TREATS.

214. - WHERE THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND ALL THIS STUFF?

215. - WELL, SWIPE IT FROM THOSE JERKS IN POD 6.

216. - HEY, GRIFF'S DEAD.

217. - WHAT? - WHO?

218. - HE—HE'S GONE?

219. - YEAH. A BIG SHARK GOBBLED HIM UP.

220. JUST CHOMPED AND GOBBLED.

221. - WHAT?

222. A-ARE THERE ANY MAJOR ORGANS LEFT?

223. HE WAS SO FULL OF LIFE—

224. AND DISEASE, TOO.

225. BUT, OH! I LOVED HIM SO MUCH.

226. AW, GRIFF. WHAT A TRAGEDY.

227. - OH, PLEASE, MARCO.

228. WILL YOU JUST SHUT YOUR CRY-HOLE?

229. - OH...

230. - AND I KINDA HAD MY HEART SET ON THAT PIZZA PARTY.

231. - WELL, WE DO HAVE ALL THE FIXINGS.

232. - YAY! - HOORAY!

233. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

234. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

235. - I BET YOUR LYMPH NODES ARE AS BIG AS CATS.