1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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3. - I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
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4. - YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
JUST RELAX.
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5. - ALMOST... GOT IT.
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6. - EASY. EASY.
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7. DON'T CROSS THE WIRES!
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8. - AAH! WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
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9. - SORRY. BE THE WIRES.
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10. - STUPID ASS.
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11. - DON'T TALK.
- GETTING DAMN TIRED OF THIS.
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12. - YOU CAN DO IT.
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13. SHH.
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14. WIRES DON'T TALK.
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15. - HEY!
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16. THE TIME IS 2:59.
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17. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE MINUTE.
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18. FOR GOD'S SAKE,
LIVES ARE HANGING
IN THE BALANCE.
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19. - WHEW. OK, CAPTAIN.
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20. YOU'RE ALL PATCHED IN.
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21. - SWEET!
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22. 3:00, JUST IN TIME
FOR "CHOPPER DAVE."
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23. - UH, YOU KNOW, CAPTAIN,
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24. CABLE PIRACY IS A CRIME.
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25. - BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP!
"CHOPPER DAVE" IS ON.
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26. - ATTENTION, INTRUDER.
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27. YOU HAVE BREACHED
CABLECOM SECURITY.
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28. - I DON'T REMEMBER THIS EPISODE.
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29. - PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT IN...
- LOOKS COOL.
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30. - WE MUST EVACUATE!
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31. - SHH! 3... 2...
THIS SHOW ROCKS.
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32. - MOTHER—
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33. - AAH!
- AHH!
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34. - AAAAH!
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35. - STORMY, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.
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36. - AAH! UH... UH...
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37. - SEALAB WAS TOTALLY VAPORIZED.
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38. - DOES "VAPORIZE" MEAN
NOTHING HAPPENED TO IT?
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39. - WHAT IN THE HELL?
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40. - AND WHO THE HECK
ARE THOSE GUYS?
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41. - THAT'S US.
WE DID THAT 15 MINUTES AGO.
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42. - DUDE, CHECK ME OUT.
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43. I'M LIKE A LITTLE OTTER,
A SEXY LITTLE OTTER.
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44. - DAMN. THAT SHOCK WAVE CREATED
A SUB-SPACE FRACTURE.
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45. - TAKE THAT, SUB-SPACE.
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46. - SHUT UP.
- NO.
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47. - THE DAMAGE TO SUB-SPACE HAS
CAUSED A TEMPORAL DISTORTION.
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48. WE'VE GONE... BACK IN TIME.
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49. QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR WATCH SAY?
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50. - IT IS EXACTLY 3:00.
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51. - DAMN. I THOUGHT WE'D BEEN
BLOWN 15 MINUTES INTO THE PAST.
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52. - WELL, I ALWAYS SET MY WATCH
15 MINUTES FAST,
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53. SO IT'S REALLY 2:45.
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54. - WHY DO YOU DO THAT?
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55. - SO I'M ALWAYS
15 MINUTES EARLY.
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56. - BUT IF YOU KNOW
IT'S 15 MINUTES FAST,
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57. WHAT'S THE POINT?
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58. - THIS IS A DUCHET.
- NEVER MIND.
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59. - IF THEY HOOK UP THE CABLE,
SEALAB WILL EXPLODE AGAIN,
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60. AND SUB-SPACE IS GONNA—
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61. MY GOD.
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62. - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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63. THIS IS CHOPPER DAVE'S
MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE—
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64. "BLADES OF VENGEANCE."
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65. SEE, HE'S A CHOPPER PILOT
BY DAY,
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66. BUT BY NIGHT, HE FIGHTS CRIME
AS A WEREWOLF.
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67. - UH... UH...
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68. - YEAH!
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69. - STOP! STOP! CALL THEM BACK!
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70. - HEY. I THOUGHT
I SENT YOU TWO POGUES
OUT TO GET ME FREE CABLE.
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71. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING—
- YOU DID.
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72. - WE'RE STILL OUT THERE,
AND YOU'VE GOT TO CALL US BACK.
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73. - ALMOST... GOT IT.
- HMM?
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74. - EASY. EASY.
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75. DON'T CROSS THE WIRES!
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76. - AAH! WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
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77. - SORRY. BE THE WIRES.
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78. - STUPID ASS.
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79. - DON'T TALK.
- GETTING DAMN TIRED OF THIS.
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80. - YES. I KNEW THIS DAY
WOULD COME.
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81. SO YOU'RE FINALLY HERE, HUH?
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82. - YES, FROM THE FUTURE.
WHAT HAPPENED WAS—
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83. - NICE TRY, DOPPELGANGER.
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84. - WHAT? WE'RE NOT DOPPELGANGERS.
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85. - SAVE IT
FOR QUEEN DOPPELPOPOULOS.
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86. - WAIT! IF THEY
HOOK UP THE CABLE,
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
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87. - SWEET DREAMS, DOPPELGANGERS.
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88. - OH!
- AAH!
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89. - I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE
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90. WHILE WE'RE OUT THERE
ABOUT TO KILL US IN HERE.
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91. - AND WHO THE HELL
IS QUEEN DOPPELOPOULOS?
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92. - SHUT UP.
- NO.
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93. - SEALAB EXPLODES
AT EXACTLY 3:00.
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94. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
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95. - DOPPELPOPOULOS?
YOU THINK THAT'S GREEK?
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96. - WHAT TIME IS IT?
- GREEK CHICKS ARE SO HOT.
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97. - I SAID, WHAT TIME IS IT?
- DUDE, ON MY SEMESTER ABROAD,
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98. - ME AND THIS GUY KENT
I PLAYED LACROSSE WITH,
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99. - WE WENT TO CRETE ONE TIME.
- SHUT UP.
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100. - I WAS A WINGER.
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101. - ANYWAY, WE'RE ON CRETE,
AND THERE'S THIS LITTLE CAFE.
- SHUT UP, STORMY.
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102. - DID I TELL YOU THIS?
- NO.
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103. - ANYWAY, THE OWNER'S DAUGHTER—
OH, MAN—
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104. SHE HAD THESE PERFECT—
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105. - MOTHER—
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106. - AAH!
- AHH!
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107. - AAAAH!
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108. - STORMY, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.
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109. - AAH! UH... UH...
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110. - SEALAB WAS TOTALLY VAPORIZED.
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111. - DOES "VAPORIZE" MEAN
NOTHING HAPPENED TO IT?
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112. - WHAT IN THE HELL?
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113. - AND WHO THE HECK
ARE THOSE GUYS?
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114. - THAT'S US.
WE DID THAT 15 MINUTES AGO.
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115. - DUDE, CHECK ME OUT.
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116. I'M LIKE A LITTLE BEAVER,
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117. A HOT LITTLE BEAVER.
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118. - SAVE IT
FOR QUEEN DOPPELPOPOULOS.
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119. - WAIT! IF THEY
HOOK UP THE CABLE,
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
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120. - SWEET DREAMS, DOPPELGANGERS.
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121. - OH!
- AHH!
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122. - AND THAT MEANS THERE'S
A THIRD SET OUT THERE...
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123. - ABOUT TO HOOK UP THE CABLE...
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124. - AND FRACTURE SUB-SPACE AGAIN.
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125. - MY GOD.
- MY GOD.
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126. - CAN YOU FEEL IT
WHEN I DO THIS?
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127. - NO. CAN YOU FEEL IT
WHEN I DO THIS?
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128. - NO. CAN YOU FEEL IT
WHEN I DO THIS?
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129. - NO. CAN YOU FEEL IT
WHEN I DO THIS?
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130. - NO. CAN YOU FEEL IT
WHEN I DO THIS?
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131. - NO. CAN YOU FEEL IT
WHEN I DO THIS?
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132. - NO.
- HEY, IDIOTS.
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133. - WHAT TIME IS IT?
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134. - EXACTLY 3:14.
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135. - AND CHANGE.
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136. - WAIT. THE EXPLOSION
HAPPENS AT 3:00.
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137. - YEAH. SEE, THEY SET
THEIR WATCHES 15 MINUTES FA—
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138. - SAVE IT
FOR QUEEN DOPPELPOPOULOS.
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139. - WAIT! IF THEY
HOOK UP THE CABLE,
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
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140. - SWEET DREAMS, DOPPELGANGERS.
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141. - OH!
- AAH!
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142. - WE'VE GONE... BACK IN TIME.
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143. - YES, ALREADY.
- DON'T GET ALL IN MY FACE.
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144. - OH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM, DOCTOR?
- HEY, QUINNS! COME ON!
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145. - STORMY 3 SNUCK IN
A DODGE BALL.
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146. - SHUT UP.
- NO.
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147. - WHAT TIME IS IT?
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148. - OH!
- DODGE BALL TIME.
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149. - DAMN IT, STORMY.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
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150. - OH!
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151. - I SAID IT WAS
DODGE BALL TIME, BITCH.
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152. - STORMY, I AM GONNA COUNT TO 3.
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153. - BETTER MAKE THAT ONE.
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154. - SO THERE'S FIFTH SET
OUT THERE?
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155. - YES, ALREADY.
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156. - IT'S ALL IN YOUR
ORIENTATION PAMPHLET.
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157. - HEY, QUINNS! CHECK IT OUT!
WE BUILT A TIME MACHINE.
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158. STORMY 2 IS GONNA
GO BACK IN TIME
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159. AND, UH, FIX IT ALL UP THERE.
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160. - YOU DON'T HAVE
THE BRAIN CAPACITY
TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE.
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161. - YOU'RE RIGHT.
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162. SO I GUESS IT'S NOT
SO MUCH A TIME MACHINE
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163. AS IT IS A DODGE BALL CANNON.
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164. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.
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165. EAT IT. EAT IT.
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166. - HEY! MY EYE!
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167. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYE?
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168. - FREAKING BEAUTIFUL.
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169. - WOW! A DODGE BALL CANNON.
LET'S FIRE IT UP.
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170. - NAH. THAT THING IS BORING.
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171. WE'RE INTO THIS STRING NOW.
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172. - I GOT NEXT.
- DUDE, I GOT NEXT.
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173. - OK. THAT STRING WE GAVE THEM
SHOULD BUY US SOME TIME...
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174. - BUT WE NEED A PLAN.
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175. - WAIT. I'LL JUST HANG MYSELF
UPSIDE DOWN
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176. TO INCREASE THE BLOOD FLOW TO—
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177. - YEAH, TO YOUR BRAIN.
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178. QUINN ONE HAS BEEN DOING THAT
FOR TWO HOURS.
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179. - YEAH. NOT WORKING.
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180. SOMEBODY PLEASE CUT ME DOWN.
PLEASE?
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181. - WELL, SOMEBODY
BETTER THINK OF SOMETHING.
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182. THE SUB-SPACE DAMAGE
IS INCREASING EXPONENTIALLY...
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183. - AND THE MORE THIS HAPPENS,
THE MORE CHANCE THERE IS
FOR CHRONO DISTORTION.
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184. I MEAN, LOOK AT
STORMY AND QUINN NUMBER 12.
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185. - WE'RE THE 9s.
THEY'RE THE 12s.
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186. - NO.
WE'RE THE 11s.
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187. - THE 12s ARE OVER THERE.
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188. - HO HO HO!
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189. WITH THE MOUTH,
GONNA EAT THE STORMY.
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190. - HEE HEE HEE!
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191. DODGE BALL TIME.
DODGE BALL TIME.
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192. HEE HEE HEE!
HEE HEE HEE!
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193. AAH!
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194. - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME?
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195. - PLEASE!
- HEY, STORMYS.
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196. GET OVER HERE AND BRING
YOUR PINATA BATS. OVER.
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197. - ON THE WAY OVER. OVER.
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198. - YOUR WATCH
HAS A TWO-WAY RADIO?
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199. - GASP, A TALKING PINATA.
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200. - YEAH. YEAH.
CAN I, UH—
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201. CAN I SEE THAT FOR A SECOND?
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202. - ANYTHING FOR YOU, MAGICAL,
FAT-FACED, TALKING PINATA.
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203. - STUPID ASS.
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204. - DON'T TALK.
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205. - GETTING DAMN TIRED
OF THIS STUFF.
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206. - SHH. WIRES DON'T TALK.
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207. - MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
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208. QUINN, IT'S ME—QUINN!
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209. - WHAT IN THE—
- LISTEN TO ME!
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210. - IF YOU HOOK UP THE CABLE,
SUB-SPACE WILL SHATTER,
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211. RESULTING IN MASSIVE
CHRONO DISTORTION.
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212. - THERE'S CANDY
IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
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213. - KEEP HITTING HIM.
- STOP THAT! OW! MY EYE!
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214. - WE'RE GONNA BUST
HIS LITTLE CANDY BELLY.
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215. - WHY DO YOU KEEP
HITTING MY EYE?
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216. - WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
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217. - I DON'T KNOW,
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218. BUT QUIT BEING A BITCH
AND COME ON.
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219. SO QUINN CALLED US
ON THE TWO-WAY RADIO,
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220. AND WE GOT BACK HERE
AS FAST AS WE COULD.
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221. - MI MADRE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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222. - IT'S A DUCHET.
IT CAN DO ANYTHING.
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223. - AND WE'RE SURE
YOU'RE NOT DOPPELGANGERS?
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224. - YES, BUT THINK
OF THE POSSIBILITIES
OF MULTIPLE QUINNS.
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225. WITH OUR COMBINED BRAINPOWER,
WE COULD CURE DISEASES,
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226. END WORLD HUNGER.
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227. WHY, WE COULD EVEN
TERRAFORM MARS
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228. AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME, HUH?
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229. YEAH!
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230. - NOPE.
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231. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
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232. ATTENTION.
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233. ATTENTION,
ALL STORMYS AND QUINNS.
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234. PLEASE REPORT TO THE GYMNASIUM.
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235. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY TURNER
ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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236. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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