Sealab 2021 1x4

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Angela Elayne Gibbs as Black Debbie (voice)

Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (aka "Black" Debbie).

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1. - I GOTTA HAVE A BABY.

2. I GOTTA HAVE A BABY. I GOTTA HAVE A BABY.

3. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

4. - OK, NOW, HUSH MY LITTLE BABIES.

5. IT'S TIME TO LEARN.

6. NOW, CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE INTERNET WAS

7. AND HOW IT ALMOST DESTROYED MANKIND IN THE YEAR 2007?

8. - I AM A FERTILE GODDESS...

9. - WHAT IN THE SAM HILL?

10. - AND I MUST HAVE A BABY!

11. - LORD, HER CLOCK WENT OFF.

12. THAT SWEET GIRL'S ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY.

13. MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE WORLD IS THE LOVE OF A WOMAN FOR A CHILD.

14. LISTEN, FATTIE, I TOLD YOU ONCE!

15. YOU CAN EITHER HOLD IT, OR YOU CAN JUST PEE IN THAT WET SUIT.

16. - A BABY...

17. WHAT WAS I THINKING? I'M A MARINE BIOLOGIST.

18. I STUDY OCEAN LIFE.

19. LIKE THIS LITTLE GUY.

20. YOU'RE MY LITTLE BABY. MY CUTE LITTLE—OH!

21. OH, MY BABY! MY BABY, MY BABY!

22. - OH, YEAH, NO, SNOWBOARDING. WELL, I'M GOING SATURDAY AGAIN.

23. - HELP! SOMEBODY SAVE MY BABY!

24. - COME ON!

25. - DEBBIE, WHAT'S WRONG?

26. - YOU'VE GOTTA SAVE MY LITTLE BABY!

27. - FROM WHAT, HAVING FUN?

28. - YEAH, LET HIM PLAY. HE'S SPLASHING NICELY.

29. IT'S CUTE.

30. - WHY IS IT PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE KIDS ARE ALWAYS

31. TELLING PEOPLE WITH KIDS HOW TO RAISE THEM?

32. - KIDS?

33. DEBBIE, ARE YOU OK?

34. - IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP, GET OUT OF THE WAY!

35. I'VE GOT A MILLION THINGS TO DO.

36. FIND A GOOD PRESCHOOL, AND— OH, MY GOD—VACCINATIONS.

37. OHHH!

38. - YEAH, SO THEN THE OTHER DEBBIE JUST FREAKED OUT

39. AND RAN DOWN THE HALL YELLING ABOUT BABIES.

40. - WELL, A WOMAN'S NATURAL URGES CAN BE MIGHTY POWERFUL, HONEY.

41. - OH, YEAH, YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL THERE DEBBIE.

42. HA HA... SO, UH, HOW YOU BEEN?

43. - ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER.

44. - SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A SHOT OF VITAMIN M.

45. - HEE HEE, YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT.

46. - IT'S A PRETTY BIG NEEDLE.

47. - I GET IT. COME ON IN, HONEY.

48. - THIS DOCTOR MAKES HOUSE CALLS.

49. - I GET IT.

50. - OH, YOU GONNA GET IT.

51. - WOULD YOU JUST GET IN HERE?

52. - OH, I'M GONNA GET IN THERE.

53. - ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!

54. - WELL, DEBBIE THINKS THIS IS ALL ABOUT HER BIOLOGICAL CLOCK, AND I—.

55. - SHE STOPPED SCREAMING LONG ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THAT?

56. - HUH? NO, NO, NO, NO, THE OTHER DEBBIE.

57. DEBBIE THE TEACHER?

58. - OH, YOU MEAN BLACK DEBBIE.

59. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHY IS SHE BLACK DEBBIE?

60. - NO, NOT IN A BAD WAY.

61. IT'S JUST TO TELL THEM APART BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK.

62. - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER DEBBIE AND THE OTHER ONE WHITE DEBBIE?

63. - WHITE DEBBIE? THAT'S STUPID.

64. I KNOW SHE'S WHITE.

65. - SO, WHY DO YOU CALL THE OTHER DEBBIE BLACK DEBBIE?

66. YOU KNOW SHE'S BLACK.

67. - HEY, FIRST OFF, I REALLY DON'T THINK

68. WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN FRONT OF DOCTOR QUINN.

69. - HA HA HA, LISTEN, MAN, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

70. WHAT IF EVERYBODY WENT AROUND CALLING YOU WHITE STORMY?

71. - YOU MEAN, THERE'S A BLACK STORMY?

72. - NO.

73. - OK, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.

74. MOTHER NATURE HAS SPOKEN, AND I WANT TO HAVE A BABY.

75. NOW, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME,

76. SO ONE OF YOU IS GONNA BE THE LUCKY FATHER.

77. - SWEET.

78. - SCREENING PROCESS STARTS TOMORROW, BRIGHT AND EARLY.

79. - NOW, WAS THAT THE WHITE DEBBIE OR THE, UH, BLACK DEBBIE?

80. - NOW, CAPTAIN MURPHY.

81. - HI. - HI.

82. NOW, SIR, WHY DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CHOOSE YOU

83. TO FATHER MY BABY?

84. - HUH?

85. WELL, I MEAN, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING TO, UH...

86. WELL, I MEAN, ADOPT ONE OF US.

87. - WHAT? - MM-HMM.

88. - CAPTAIN, I WANT ONE OF YOU TO IMPREGNATE ME.

89. - OK.

90. OH...

91. - MM-HMM. - THE MAN...

92. - YEAH.

93. - ... THE LADY.

94. - SURE.

95. - ... BABY.

96. - WELL, AS LONG AS THE BABY DOESN'T TOUCH MY STASH.

97. - YOUR WHAT?

98. - HA HA... MUSTACHE.

99. - NEXT.

100. - I'VE DECIDED TO LET MY TAPE DO THE TALKING.

101. - OH, THIS OUGHTA BE GREAT.

102. - HELLO, LADIES, STORMY WATERS AT YOUR SERVICE.

103. BUT WHO IS STORMY WATERS?

104. - HEY! HESH WANTS SOME SEX!

105. - HESH, GET OFF.

106. - SHUT UP! - MY TAPE'S PLAYING.

107. - DEBBIE, GET DOWN HERE.

108. GIVE HESH SOME SEX.

109. - HESH, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

110. - BE REAL FUNNY WHEN I CRACK YOU WITH A PIPE!

111. - OK, I'M COMING DOWN THERE.

112. - SHUT UP!

113. - WELL, NOW, HESH.

114. - SHUT UP!

115. - UM, OK... WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD FATHER?

116. - UM...

117. GIVE ME A SECOND.

118. UH...

119. SEX!

120. - OK, DEBBIE, FORGET ABOUT HESH.

121. - OK...

122. - I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

123. - WHAT IS IT?

124. - A BOOK.

125. - WHAT'S THE BOOK?

126. - "A MODEST PROPOSAL."

127. - BY WHOM?

128. - JONATHAN SWIFT.

129. - AND WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT?

130. - EATING BABIES.

131. - STUPID HESH. I'LL SHOW HIM WHAT A PIPE IS.

132. WHERE IS THE REACTOR ROOM?

133. - HEY, STORMY.

134. - HEY, BLA—DEBBIE.

135. HEY, DO YOU LIKE RAP?

136. - NOW, WHAT IN THE HELL IS...

137. - ... THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

138. - LIKE VEAL.

139. ONLY BABIES.

140. - WHAT?

141. - AND I'M TALKIN' REAL BABY-BACK RIBS.

142. - OH!

143. - SEE, IT ALL COMES...

144. - ... DOWN TO THE FACT THAT YOU ALL HAVE FAR MORE

145. FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.

146. - STORMY WATERS, I HAVE HEARD SOME DUMB THEORIES IN MY TIME.

147. BUT THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT...

148. - ... THE FOULEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

149. - RIBS, DRIPPING WITH SAUCE.

150. - THAT'S DISGUSTING!

151. - FALLING OFF THE BONE!

152. - YOU SICK BASTARD!

153. - MMM, JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT A SINGLE MOM.

154. - I AM SURROUNDED BY FREAKS!

155. - MAN, DON'T GO OUT THERE. THAT BLACK CHICK IS CRAZY.

156. - THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE—

157. - THE DOCTOR IS IN.

158. - IS THAT.

159. OH, MY GOD.

160. - I GOT THIS ONE... UMPH.

161. EWWW...

162. - I CALL THIS THE LATINATOR.

163. - ICK! YEAH, NICE BACNE.

164. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHICA?

165. - IF I EVER WANT A STEROID FREAK BABY, I'LL CALL YOU.

166. - YEAH, WELL, HE BETTER KEEP HIS FLIPPERS OFF MY STASH.

167. - NOT SO FAST, MARCO.

168. DEBBIE, LAST NIGHT I PUT ON SOME AL GREEN,

169. AND I WROTE A 200 PAGE THESIS DETAILING MY SUPERIOR PATERNAL QUALIFICATIONS.

170. - 200 PAGES?

171. - YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU, BABY?

172. - OH. YEAH.

173. - THEN I WENT TO THE LAB. RAN A COMPLETE GENOME SERIES.

174. - UH-HUH.

175. - DOUBLE ENCODED DNA SCAN.

176. YOU LIKE THAT?

177. - OH, YEAH, DOCTOR!

178. YES, YES! GOD, I LOVE YOUR BRAIN!

179. IT'S SO BIG!

180. - GEEZ, STOP THAT! MOMMY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

181. GET AWAY FROM MY MOMMY!

182. - WHOA, THAT WAS INTENSE.

183. GLAD I'M WEARING A WET SUIT.

184. - WHAT MAKES DOCTOR QUINN SO GREAT?

185. - SMART MEN ARE JUST REALLY SEXY.

186. - I'M AS SMART AS HIM.

187. - WHAT? I GOT Ph.D.s IN 4 SCIENTIFIC DISCIPLINES.

188. - REALLY?

189. - WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME DOCTOR QUINN?

190. - OH, I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS NICKNAME.

191. YOU KNOW, LIKE DR. DRE.

192. - GOD, YOU'RE STUPID.

193. - HEY, SHUT YOUR HATCH.

194. - YOU SHUT YOUR HATCH!

195. - STORMY, YOU CRYBABY.

196. - STOP, YOU'RE SCARING MOMMY.

197. - RICKY RICARDO WANNABE.

198. - YEAH, YOU BRING IT TO ME.

199. - I JUST WANT SOME SEX.

200. - SHUT UP!

201. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

202. LOOK AT YOU.

203. TO THINK I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA LET ONE OF YOU FATHER MY BABY!

204. HA! I COULD CARVE A BETTER FATHER OUT OF A MANGO.

205. WHO NEEDS A BABY?

206. I'VE GOT 5 FULL-GROWN BABIES RIGHT HERE!

207. SO YOU CAN ALL JUST FORGET IT!

208. - MAN, WHAT A DAY.

209. I WONDER WHAT THE SPACE BABY THINKS ABOUT ALL THIS.

210. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

211. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

212. —MMM... NOPE.

213. I GOT NOTHIN'.

214. OFF, PLEASE.

215. TOO BAD.