Sealab 2021 1x4

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Angela Elayne Gibbs as Black Debbie (voice)

Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (aka "Black" Debbie).

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1. - I GOTTA HAVE A BABY.

2. I GOTTA HAVE A BABY. I GOTTA HAVE A BABY.

3. - OK, NOW, HUSH MY LITTLE BABIES.

4. IT'S TIME TO LEARN.

5. NOW, CAN ANYONE TELL ME

6. MANKIND IN THE YEAR 2007?

7. - I AM A FERTILE GODDESS...

8. - WHAT IN THE SAM HILL?

9. - AND I MUST HAVE A BABY!

10. - LORD, HER CLOCK WENT OFF.

11. THAT SWEET GIRL'S ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY.

12. OF A WOMAN FOR A CHILD.

13. LISTEN, FATTIE, I TOLD YOU ONCE!

14. YOU CAN EITHER HOLD IT, IN THAT WET SUIT.

15. - A BABY...

16. WHAT WAS I THINKING? I'M A MARINE BIOLOGIST.

17. I STUDY OCEAN LIFE.

18. LIKE THIS LITTLE GUY.

19. YOU'RE MY LITTLE BABY. MY CUTE LITTLE—OH!

20. OH, MY BABY! MY BABY, MY BABY!

21. - OH, YEAH, NO, SNOWBOARDING. WELL, I'M GOING SATURDAY AGAIN.

22. - HELP! SOMEBODY SAVE MY BABY!

23. - COME ON!

24. - DEBBIE, WHAT'S WRONG?

25. - YOU'VE GOTTA SAVE MY LITTLE BABY!

26. - FROM WHAT, HAVING FUN?

27. - YEAH, LET HIM PLAY. HE'S SPLASHING NICELY.

28. IT'S CUTE.

29. - WHY IS IT PEOPLE WHO DON'T

30. KIDS HOW TO RAISE THEM?

31. - KIDS?

32. DEBBIE, ARE YOU OK?

33. - IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP, GET OUT OF THE WAY!

34. I'VE GOT A MILLION THINGS TO DO.

35. FIND A GOOD PRESCHOOL, AND— OH, MY GOD—VACCINATIONS.

36. OHHH!

37. - YEAH, SO THEN THE

38. YELLING ABOUT BABIES.

39. - WELL, A WOMAN'S NATURAL URGES CAN BE MIGHTY POWERFUL, HONEY.

40. - OH, YEAH, YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL THERE DEBBIE.

41. HA HA... SO, UH, HOW YOU BEEN?

42. - ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER.

43. A SHOT OF VITAMIN M.

44. - HEE HEE, YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT.

45. - IT'S A PRETTY BIG NEEDLE.

46. - I GET IT. COME ON IN, HONEY.

47. - THIS DOCTOR MAKES HOUSE CALLS.

48. - I GET IT.

49. - OH, YOU GONNA GET IT.

50. - WOULD YOU JUST GET IN HERE?

51. - OH, I'M GONNA GET IN THERE.

52. - ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!

53. - WELL, DEBBIE THINKS BIOLOGICAL CLOCK, AND I—.

54. ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THAT?

55. - HUH? NO, NO, NO, NO, THE OTHER DEBBIE.

56. DEBBIE THE TEACHER?

57. - OH, YOU MEAN BLACK DEBBIE.

58. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHY IS SHE BLACK DEBBIE?

59. - NO, NOT IN A BAD WAY.

60. IT'S JUST TO TELL THEM APART BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK.

61. - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU OTHER ONE WHITE DEBBIE?

62. - WHITE DEBBIE? THAT'S STUPID.

63. I KNOW SHE'S WHITE.

64. - SO, WHY DO YOU CALL THE OTHER DEBBIE BLACK DEBBIE?

65. YOU KNOW SHE'S BLACK.

66. - HEY, FIRST OFF, I REALLY DON'T THINK

67. IN FRONT OF DOCTOR QUINN.

68. - HA HA HA, LISTEN, MAN, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

69. CALLING YOU WHITE STORMY?

70. - YOU MEAN, THERE'S A BLACK STORMY?

71. - NO.

72. - OK, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.

73. MOTHER NATURE HAS SPOKEN, AND I WANT TO HAVE A BABY.

74. NOW, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME,

75. SO ONE OF YOU IS GONNA BE THE LUCKY FATHER.

76. - SWEET.

77. TOMORROW, BRIGHT AND EARLY.

78. - NOW, WAS THAT THE WHITE DEBBIE OR THE, UH, BLACK DEBBIE?

79. - NOW, CAPTAIN MURPHY.

80. - HI. - HI.

81. NOW, SIR, WHY DO YOU

82. TO FATHER MY BABY?

83. - HUH?

84. WELL, I MEAN, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING TO, UH...

85. WELL, I MEAN, ADOPT ONE OF US.

86. - WHAT? - MM-HMM.

87. - CAPTAIN, I WANT ONE OF YOU TO IMPREGNATE ME.

88. - OK.

89. OH...

90. - MM-HMM. - THE MAN...

91. - YEAH.

92. - ... THE LADY.

93. - SURE.

94. - ... BABY.

95. - WELL, AS LONG AS THE BABY DOESN'T TOUCH MY STASH.

96. - YOUR WHAT?

97. - HA HA... MUSTACHE.

98. - NEXT.

99. - I'VE DECIDED TO LET MY TAPE DO THE TALKING.

100. - OH, THIS OUGHTA BE GREAT.

101. - HELLO, LADIES, STORMY WATERS AT YOUR SERVICE.

102. BUT WHO IS STORMY WATERS?

103. - HEY! HESH WANTS SOME SEX!

104. - HESH, GET OFF.

105. - SHUT UP! - MY TAPE'S PLAYING.

106. - DEBBIE, GET DOWN HERE.

107. GIVE HESH SOME SEX.

108. - HESH, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

109. WHEN I CRACK YOU WITH A PIPE!

110. - OK, I'M COMING DOWN THERE.

111. - SHUT UP!

112. - WELL, NOW, HESH.

113. - SHUT UP!

114. - UM, OK... WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD FATHER?

115. - UM...

116. GIVE ME A SECOND.

117. UH...

118. SEX!

119. - OK, DEBBIE, FORGET ABOUT HESH.

120. - OK...

121. - I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

122. - WHAT IS IT?

123. - A BOOK.

124. - WHAT'S THE BOOK?

125. - "A MODEST PROPOSAL."

126. - BY WHOM?

127. - JONATHAN SWIFT.

128. - AND WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT?

129. - EATING BABIES.

130. - STUPID HESH. I'LL SHOW HIM WHAT A PIPE IS.

131. WHERE IS THE REACTOR ROOM?

132. - HEY, STORMY.

133. - HEY, BLA—DEBBIE.

134. HEY, DO YOU LIKE RAP?

135. - NOW, WHAT IN THE HELL IS...

136. - ... THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

137. - LIKE VEAL.

138. ONLY BABIES.

139. - WHAT?

140. - AND I'M TALKIN' REAL BABY-BACK RIBS.

141. - OH!

142. - SEE, IT ALL COMES...

143. - ... DOWN TO THE FACT

144. FAST TWITCH MUSCLE FIBER.

145. - STORMY WATERS, I HAVE HEARD SOME DUMB THEORIES IN MY TIME.

146. BUT THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT...

147. - ... THE FOULEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

148. - RIBS, DRIPPING WITH SAUCE.

149. - THAT'S DISGUSTING!

150. - FALLING OFF THE BONE!

151. - YOU SICK BASTARD!

152. - MMM, JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT A SINGLE MOM.

153. - I AM SURROUNDED BY FREAKS!

154. - MAN, DON'T GO OUT THERE. THAT BLACK CHICK IS CRAZY.

155. - THE DOCTOR IS IN.

156. - IS THAT.

157. OH, MY GOD.

158. - I GOT THIS ONE... UMPH.

159. EWWW...

160. THE LATINATOR.

161. - ICK! YEAH, NICE BACNE.

162. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHICA?

163. FREAK BABY, I'LL CALL YOU.

164. - YEAH, WELL, HE BETTER KEEP HIS FLIPPERS OFF MY STASH.

165. - NOT SO FAST, MARCO.

166. DEBBIE, LAST NIGHT I PUT ON SOME AL GREEN,

167. AND I WROTE A 200 PAGE PATERNAL QUALIFICATIONS.

168. - 200 PAGES?

169. - YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU, BABY?

170. - OH. YEAH.

171. - THEN I WENT TO THE LAB. RAN A COMPLETE GENOME SERIES.

172. - UH-HUH.

173. - DOUBLE ENCODED DNA SCAN.

174. YOU LIKE THAT?

175. - OH, YEAH, DOCTOR!

176. YES, YES! GOD, I LOVE YOUR BRAIN!

177. IT'S SO BIG!

178. - GEEZ, STOP THAT! MOMMY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

179. GET AWAY FROM MY MOMMY!

180. - WHOA, THAT WAS INTENSE.

181. GLAD I'M WEARING A WET SUIT.

182. DOCTOR QUINN SO GREAT?

183. JUST REALLY SEXY.

184. - I'M AS SMART AS HIM.

185. - WHAT? I GOT Ph.D.s IN 4 SCIENTIFIC DISCIPLINES.

186. - REALLY?

187. THEY CALL ME DOCTOR QUINN?

188. - OH, I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS NICKNAME.

189. YOU KNOW, LIKE DR. DRE.

190. - GOD, YOU'RE STUPID.

191. - HEY, SHUT YOUR HATCH.

192. - YOU SHUT YOUR HATCH!

193. - STORMY, YOU CRYBABY.

194. - STOP, YOU'RE SCARING MOMMY.

195. - RICKY RICARDO WANNABE.

196. - YEAH, YOU BRING IT TO ME.

197. - I JUST WANT SOME SEX.

198. - SHUT UP!

199. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

200. LOOK AT YOU.

201. LET ONE OF YOU FATHER MY BABY!

202. HA! I COULD CARVE A BETTER FATHER OUT OF A MANGO.

203. WHO NEEDS A BABY?

204. I'VE GOT 5 FULL-GROWN BABIES RIGHT HERE!

205. SO YOU CAN ALL JUST FORGET IT!

206. - MAN, WHAT A DAY.

207. THINKS ABOUT ALL THIS.

208. —www.ncicap.org—

209. —MMM... NOPE.

210. I GOT NOTHIN'.

211. OFF, PLEASE.

212. TOO BAD.