1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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2. YAHH! EMERGENCY!
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3. SPARKS! SOUND THE ALARM!
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4. - TO THE BATTLE STATIONS!
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5. - THE CREW'S BATTLE-READY, SIR.
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6. - ALL RIGHT, WHO DID IT?
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7. YOU'LL STAY IN THOSE BATTLE
STATIONS ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT
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8. UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO DID IT.
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9. - UH, GONNA NEED
SOME DETAILS, SKIP.
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10. - DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!
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11. SOME THIEF STOLE THE ONE THING
THAT BRINGS ME JOY,
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12. MY ONE RAY OF SUNSHINE IN THIS
CRAPPY RUST BUCKET—
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13. MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN.
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14. NOW, WHO DID IT?
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15. WAS IT... YOU?
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16. - UH-UH, I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT LOOKING AT ME.
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17. - YOU TELL HIM, SISTER!
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18. - I'M NOT YOUR SISTER, DUMB ASS!
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19. - NO TALKING TO HESH LIKE THAT!
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20. - OK. THE CREW'S NOT
GONNA TAKE THIS, SKIP.
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21. IT'S LIKE, REMEMBER
"THE CAINE MUTINY"?
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22. - "CAINE MUTINY"?
I LOVE MICHAEL CAINE.
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23. GOOD NIGHT, YOU PRINCES
OF SEALAB,
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24. YOU KINGS OF THE OCEAN.
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25. - AW, NOT AGAIN WITH THIS.
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26. - PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME,
"WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ALFIE?"
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27. - SANTA MARIA,
AGAIN WITH THAT OVEN!
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28. CAPTAIN, YOU CANNOT
PUNISH THE CREW LIKE THIS!
THEY WILL MUTINY!
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29. - I'LL SLAUGHTER THEM
LIKE A WOLF AMONG LAMBS!
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30. THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH
THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!
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31. - TAKE IT EASY THERE,
TAMBURLAINE... SIR.
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32. - YES, CALM DOWN.
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33. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT
FINDING YOUR LITTLE... TOY.
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34. - IT'S NOT A TOY. IT MAKES REAL
CUPCAKES, WITH A 40-WATT BULB.
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35. AND THERE'S ICING PACKETS.
BUT THE SECRET INGREDIENT
IS LOVE. DAMN IT.
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36. - JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN.
GO HAVE SOME PUDDING.
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37. - PUDDING CAN'T FILL
THE EMPTINESS INSIDE ME.
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38. BUT IT'LL HELP!
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39. - SPARKS, ANY IDEA
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS,
UM, HAPPY CAKE OVEN THING?
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40. - UH, YEAH. I STOLE IT
AND DUMPED IT OUT IN THE OCEAN.
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41. - WHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
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42. - JUST PART OF A LARGER PLAN
TO DRIVE HIM INSANE.
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43. OH, I ALSO HAVE THE ORPHANS
WET HIS BED WHILE HE'S ASLEEP.
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44. - HAVE TO HIDE MY DIRTY SHEETS!
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45. OH, MICHAEL CAINE WOULD
BE SO ASHAMED OF ME.
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46. - WHAT KIND OF MADMAN ARE YOU?
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47. - OH, YOU KNOW,
THE REGULAR KIND.
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48. WORLD DOMINATION,
THE USUAL.
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49. I'VE EVEN GOT A SECRET
MOUNTAIN STRONGHOLD.
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50. - YOU DO NOT!
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51. - I DO, TOO!
CHECK THIS OUT, SMART GUY.
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52. ATTENTION, HENCHMEN!
THIS IS OVERLORD!
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53. - ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD!
ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD!
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54. - MAN, THAT KILLS ME.
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55. SO, UM, HOW'S—
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56. HOW'S THE CONSTRUCTION
COMING? GENE?
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57. - THE KILLER BEES YOU WANTED?
THE ONES AS BIG AS CATS?
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58. WELL, THEY'RE READY, BUT—
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59. - BUT WHAT?
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60. - BUT THE PARTS STILL HAVEN'T
COME IN FOR THE FREEZE RAY.
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61. I'M SO SORRY, OVERLORD.
I'M SO SORRY.
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62. - YOU'RE SORRY? HA HA HA HA HA!
I'LL SHOW YOU SORRY!
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63. NOW YOU PEOPLE GET BACK TO WORK!
THIS AIN'T NO UNION SHOP!
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64. - ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD!
ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD!
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65. SO, LOOKS LIKE I'M
IN THE MARKET
FOR A NEW FOREMAN.
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66. WHAT DO YOU SAY THERE, BUB?
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67. - WHAT KIND OF BENEFITS
WE TALKING ABOUT?
HYPOTHETICALLY.
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68. - UH, YOU GOTTA TALK WITH
HENCHMAN RESOURCES ON THAT.
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69. IT'S, UH, NOT MY DEPARTMENT.
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70. BUT YOU WILL GET
A HELMET AND JUMPSUIT.
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71. OH, YEAH, AND, UH, METAL TEETH.
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72. - HMM!
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73. THAT HELMET MAKES ME
LOOK LIKE RALPH. YOU KNOW,
THE MOTORCYCLE MOUSE?
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74. - HOW ABOUT A BERET?
- YEAH, I COULD DO A BERET.
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75. - YOU'RE LUCKY.
LOT OF GUYS CAN'T.
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76. - WELL, I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
AND MY OVEN? NOT ON SEALAB.
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77. - HA HA! DID YOU CHECK WHERE
YOU HIDE YOUR DIRTY SHEETS?
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78. STORMY KNOWS
MY FILTHY SECRET!
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79. I HAVE TO ELIMINATE HIM.
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80. NOW, WHAT WOULD OSCAR-WINNER
MICHAEL CAINE DO?
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81. OK.
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82. IT'S GOTTA BE OUTSIDE.
NOW, SOMEBODY HAS TO GO
OUT THERE AND GET IT.
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83. - BUT CAPTAIN, THE SCANNERS
HAVE PICKED UP
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84. A GIANT KILLER SQUID
IN SECTOR TWO!
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85. - YEAH, IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION!
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86. - SUICIDE MISSION?
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
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87. HA HA HA HA HA!
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88. AHH. YEAH, SO
GET OUT THERE, STORMY.
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89. - BUT, CAPTAIN, THAT GIANT SQUID
AIN'T PLAYING AROUND OUT THERE!
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90. - YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF
A TICKET, SMART GUY.
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91. - BUT IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION!
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92. - YEAH, SO, TAKE...
THIS FRENCHMAN HERE.
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93. - OH, POOP.
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94. - BECAUSE MARCO HAS
HENCHMAN SKILLS, HESH.
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND—
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95. - BUT I WANT TO BE A HENCHMAN,
TOO! HESH WANTS METAL TEETH!
HESH'LL BITE ANYTHING!
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96. HE'LL BITE THAT,
HE'LL BITE THIS—
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97. - DON'T BITE THE MAIN
CIRCUIT, HESH.
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98. - AAAAHH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
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99. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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100. - OH, MY GOD! IT HURTS BAD!
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101. - HIS HEART'S IN THE RIGHT
PLACE, BUT HIS HEAD IS UP HIS—
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102. - SO, ARE YOU MARRIED TO ORANGE
FOR THOSE JUMPSUITS OR WHAT?
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103. BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE
TO WEAR BLUE FOR A CHANGE.
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104. - SPARKS! GET ME THE HUNLEY ON
THE... THE THINGY THERE! HURRY!
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105. - THE THING IS, I ALREADY
BOUGHT, LIKE, 5,000 ORANGE ONES.
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106. - BECAUSE WHEN I WEAR BLUE,
I AM LIKE THE WIND!
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107. A HOT LATIN WIND,
WHISTLING DOWN THE—
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108. - MAN, IT'S A UNIFORM.
EVERYBODY LOOKS THE SAME.
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109. IT'S MORE TERRIFYING THAT WAY.
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110. - COULD MY PANTS AT LEAST HAVE
A BOOT CUT? I'LL PAY FOR IT.
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111. - SHUT UP! GET ME
THE HUNLEY THIS INSTANT!
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112. - ALL RIGHT, ALREADY. JEEZ.
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113. - DR. QUINN, HAVE YOU
FOUND MY OVEN?
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114. AND, UH... OH,
IS STORMY DEAD YET?
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115. - NO OVEN YET, SIR.
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116. BUT THE SONAR'S DETECTED
A BIG-ASS LIFE FORM,
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117. AND I THINK IT'S THAT
GIANT KILLER SQUID.
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118. - YEAH, THAT LOOKS
LIKE A SQUID TO ME.
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119. - REALLY? I DON'T SEE IT.
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120. - IT'S THE SQUID-SHAPED THING.
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121. - OH, YEAH, WITH THE TENTACLES.
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122. - SI, CAPITAN!
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123. - NOPE, DON'T SEE IT.
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124. PLUS, WHATEVER IT WAS,
IT'S GONE.
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125. NOW, YOU PEOPLE FIND THAT OVEN,
OR DIE TRYING.
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126. YOU HEAR THAT, STORMY? DIE!
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127. - THAT IDIOT MURPHY'S
GONNA GET US KILLED.
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128. - YEAH, MAN. AND WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THIS FRENCH GUY?
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129. - UH, I THINK HE'S JUST
HERE FOR ATMOSPHERE.
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130. - WHAT IS HE GIBBERING ABOUT?
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131. - I DON'T KNOW!
IT'S FRENCH. IT'S CRAP.
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132. - HEY, SHUT YOUR FRY-HOLE!
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133. - OH, POOP.
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134. - YO, YO, YO! CHECK THAT OUT!
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135. - IT'S THAT STUPID OVEN!
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136. - WELL, GRAB IT. IF THIS SONAR
READING IS CORRECT, THEN WE—
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137. - OH, MY GOD!
GIANT SQUID! GIANT SQUID!
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138. - HEY, HE'S RIGHT.
IT'S NOT ATTACKING.
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139. THE BIG GUY'S
JUST A LITTLE CURIOUS.
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140. - YEAH, I GUESS.
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141. BUT LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN I DO... THIS!
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142. - YOU DUMB ASS!
MAN, GET US OUT OF HERE.
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143. - SEALAB! MAYDAY!
HE'S GONNA KILL US!
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144. GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
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145. - STORMY, GET A HOLD
OF YOURSELF!
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146. NOW, USE THE PINCER AND GRAB
THE SQUID'S TENTACLE.
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147. - OH, YEAH, AND TELL HIM—
TELL HIM TO COUGH! HEH HEH...
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148. - I SAID "TENTACLE."
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149. - AHEM.
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150. - I'LL GRAB A HANDFUL
OF SOMETHING.
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151. IT'S NOT WORKING!
HE'S TEARING US TO PIECES!
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152. - WAIT! HE WANTS THE OVEN.
IF WE JUST GIVE HIM THE OVEN—
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153. - NO! YOU ARE EXPENDABLE!
THAT OVEN IS NOT!
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154. RETRIEVE IT AT ALL COSTS.
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155. - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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156. - AAH! WHAT WAS THAT?
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157. - THE HULL'S CRACKING!
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158. FOR GOD'S SAKE, CAPTAIN,
IF IT CRACKS, WE'LL IMPLODE!
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159. - NO! I MUST HAVE
MY DELICIOUS CUPCAKES!
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160. MY SWEET, CAKEY TREASURES,
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161. PIPING HOT FROM
THEIR 40-WATT WOMB!
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162. - OH, THAT TEARS IT!
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163. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO HEAR
THE WORD "WOMB" TODAY?
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164. STORMY, YOU SEE THE OFF BUTTON
ON THE OVEN?
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165. PRESS IT WITH THE PINCER.
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166. - OK, I-I'LL TRY IT.
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167. - HEY, IT WORKED! WE'RE SAVED!
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168. - THE SQUID IS BUGGIN' OUT,
AND THE HUNLEY IS HEADIN' HOME.
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169. - WITH MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN.
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170. AND I AM GONNA GO
WELCOME HER HOME.
SNIFF YOU JERKS LATER.
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171. - SO YOU RIGGED THE OFF BUTTON
WITH A TEAR GAS GRENADE?
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172. HO HO HO, YOU
MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
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173. - OH, THAT'S NOTHING, MAN.
THE ON BUTTON IS
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174. - I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE.
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175. - GOOD INITIATIVE.
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE
A GREAT HENCHMAN.
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176. HENCHMAN WALKING!
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177. - WELL, I FOUND IT.
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178. - I DON'T CARE
WHO FOUND IT, STORMY.
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179. IT'S MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN,
AND I GET TO TURN IT ON.
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180. - CAPTAIN, DON'T TOUCH
THAT BUTTON!
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181. - AW, SHUT UP, MAILBOX-HEAD.
IT'S CUPCAKE TIME.
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182. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING YUMMY—
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183. - CAPTAIN MURPHY? HELLO?
UH, YOU IN THERE, SKIP?
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184. - HUH? WHAT'S THAT?
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185. - THE CREW'S BEEN
AT ATTENTION FOR 15 MINUTES.
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186. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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187. - OH, JEEZ,
I MUST HAVE BLACKED OUT.
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188. I HAD THAT WEIRD DREAM AGAIN.
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189. YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU'RE
THE EVIL MADMAN WHO STEALS
MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN?
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190. - OH, THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE
OBSESSED WITH IMOGENE COCA?
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191. - NO, NO, NO. THIS TIME
IT WAS... MICHAEL CAINE.
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192. - WELL... BLAME IT ON RIO!
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193. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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194. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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195. - IT'S GOT
TO BE FUNKY!
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196. - HOO! HA! HOO! HA!
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197. HOO! HA! HOO!
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198. - BABY!
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199. - COWABUNGA!
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200. - OH, POOP.
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