Sealab 2021 1x3

Directed by Adam Reed

Capt. Murphy can't seem to find his ""Happy Cake"" cupcake oven anywhere. He sends the Sealab crew out to find it, only to find it's in the (many) hands of a giant octopus.

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1. YAHH! EMERGENCY!

2. SPARKS! SOUND THE ALARM!

3. - TO THE BATTLE STATIONS!

4. - THE CREW'S BATTLE-READY, SIR.

5. - ALL RIGHT, WHO DID IT?

6. YOU'LL STAY IN THOSE BATTLE

7. UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO DID IT.

8. - UH, GONNA NEED SOME DETAILS, SKIP.

9. - DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!

10. THAT BRINGS ME JOY,

11. MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN.

12. NOW, WHO DID IT?

13. WAS IT... YOU?

14. - UH-UH, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT ME.

15. - YOU TELL HIM, SISTER!

16. - I'M NOT YOUR SISTER, DUMB ASS!

17. - NO TALKING TO HESH LIKE THAT!

18. - OK. THE CREW'S NOT GONNA TAKE THIS, SKIP.

19. IT'S LIKE, REMEMBER "THE CAINE MUTINY"?

20. - "CAINE MUTINY"? I LOVE MICHAEL CAINE.

21. GOOD NIGHT, YOU PRINCES OF SEALAB,

22. YOU KINGS OF THE OCEAN.

23. - AW, NOT AGAIN WITH THIS.

24. - PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME, "WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ALFIE?"

25. - SANTA MARIA, AGAIN WITH THAT OVEN!

26. CAPTAIN, YOU CANNOT PUNISH THE CREW LIKE THIS! THEY WILL MUTINY!

27. - I'LL SLAUGHTER THEM LIKE A WOLF AMONG LAMBS!

28. THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!

29. - TAKE IT EASY THERE, TAMBURLAINE... SIR.

30. - YES, CALM DOWN.

31. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT FINDING YOUR LITTLE... TOY.

32. - IT'S NOT A TOY. IT MAKES REAL CUPCAKES, WITH A 40-WATT BULB.

33. AND THERE'S ICING PACKETS. IS LOVE. DAMN IT.

34. - JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN. GO HAVE SOME PUDDING.

35. - PUDDING CAN'T FILL THE EMPTINESS INSIDE ME.

36. BUT IT'LL HELP!

37. - SPARKS, ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS, UM, HAPPY CAKE OVEN THING?

38. - UH, YEAH. I STOLE IT AND DUMPED IT OUT IN THE OCEAN.

39. - WHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

40. TO DRIVE HIM INSANE.

41. OH, I ALSO HAVE THE ORPHANS WET HIS BED WHILE HE'S ASLEEP.

42. - HAVE TO HIDE MY DIRTY SHEETS!

43. OH, MICHAEL CAINE WOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF ME.

44. - WHAT KIND OF MADMAN ARE YOU?

45. - OH, YOU KNOW, THE REGULAR KIND.

46. WORLD DOMINATION, THE USUAL.

47. I'VE EVEN GOT A SECRET MOUNTAIN STRONGHOLD.

48. - YOU DO NOT!

49. - I DO, TOO! CHECK THIS OUT, SMART GUY.

50. ATTENTION, HENCHMEN! THIS IS OVERLORD!

51. - ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD! ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD!

52. - MAN, THAT KILLS ME.

53. SO, UM, HOW'S—

54. HOW'S THE CONSTRUCTION COMING? GENE?

55. - THE KILLER BEES YOU WANTED? THE ONES AS BIG AS CATS?

56. WELL, THEY'RE READY, BUT—

57. - BUT WHAT?

58. - BUT THE PARTS STILL HAVEN'T COME IN FOR THE FREEZE RAY.

59. I'M SO SORRY, OVERLORD. I'M SO SORRY.

60. - YOU'RE SORRY? HA HA HA HA HA! I'LL SHOW YOU SORRY!

61. NOW YOU PEOPLE GET BACK TO WORK! THIS AIN'T NO UNION SHOP!

62. - ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD! ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD!

63. SO, LOOKS LIKE I'M FOR A NEW FOREMAN.

64. WHAT DO YOU SAY THERE, BUB?

65. WE TALKING ABOUT? HYPOTHETICALLY.

66. - UH, YOU GOTTA TALK WITH HENCHMAN RESOURCES ON THAT.

67. IT'S, UH, NOT MY DEPARTMENT.

68. A HELMET AND JUMPSUIT.

69. OH, YEAH, AND, UH, METAL TEETH.

70. - HMM!

71. LOOK LIKE RALPH. YOU KNOW, THE MOTORCYCLE MOUSE?

72. - HOW ABOUT A BERET? - YEAH, I COULD DO A BERET.

73. - YOU'RE LUCKY. LOT OF GUYS CAN'T.

74. - WELL, I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE. AND MY OVEN? NOT ON SEALAB.

75. - HA HA! DID YOU CHECK WHERE YOU HIDE YOUR DIRTY SHEETS?

76. MY FILTHY SECRET!

77. I HAVE TO ELIMINATE HIM.

78. NOW, WHAT WOULD OSCAR-WINNER MICHAEL CAINE DO?

79. OK.

80. IT'S GOTTA BE OUTSIDE. NOW, SOMEBODY HAS TO GO OUT THERE AND GET IT.

81. - BUT CAPTAIN, THE SCANNERS

82. IN SECTOR TWO!

83. - YEAH, IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION!

84. - SUICIDE MISSION? HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!

85. HA HA HA HA HA!

86. AHH. YEAH, SO GET OUT THERE, STORMY.

87. - BUT, CAPTAIN, THAT GIANT SQUID AIN'T PLAYING AROUND OUT THERE!

88. A TICKET, SMART GUY.

89. - BUT IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION!

90. - YEAH, SO, TAKE... THIS FRENCHMAN HERE.

91. - OH, POOP.

92. HENCHMAN SKILLS, HESH. YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND—

93. - BUT I WANT TO BE A HENCHMAN, TOO! HESH WANTS METAL TEETH! HESH'LL BITE ANYTHING!

94. HE'LL BITE THAT, HE'LL BITE THIS—

95. - DON'T BITE THE MAIN CIRCUIT, HESH.

96. - AAAAHH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

97. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

98. - OH, MY GOD! IT HURTS BAD!

99. - HIS HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE, BUT HIS HEAD IS UP HIS—

100. - SO, ARE YOU MARRIED TO ORANGE FOR THOSE JUMPSUITS OR WHAT?

101. BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO WEAR BLUE FOR A CHANGE.

102. - SPARKS! GET ME THE HUNLEY ON THE... THE THINGY THERE! HURRY!

103. - THE THING IS, I ALREADY BOUGHT, LIKE, 5,000 ORANGE ONES.

104. - BECAUSE WHEN I WEAR BLUE, I AM LIKE THE WIND!

105. A HOT LATIN WIND,

106. - MAN, IT'S A UNIFORM. EVERYBODY LOOKS THE SAME.

107. IT'S MORE TERRIFYING THAT WAY.

108. A BOOT CUT? I'LL PAY FOR IT.

109. - SHUT UP! GET ME THE HUNLEY THIS INSTANT!

110. - ALL RIGHT, ALREADY. JEEZ.

111. - DR. QUINN, HAVE YOU FOUND MY OVEN?

112. AND, UH... OH, IS STORMY DEAD YET?

113. - NO OVEN YET, SIR.

114. BUT THE SONAR'S DETECTED A BIG-ASS LIFE FORM,

115. AND I THINK IT'S THAT GIANT KILLER SQUID.

116. - YEAH, THAT LOOKS LIKE A SQUID TO ME.

117. - REALLY? I DON'T SEE IT.

118. - IT'S THE SQUID-SHAPED THING.

119. - OH, YEAH, WITH THE TENTACLES.

120. - SI, CAPITAN!

121. - NOPE, DON'T SEE IT.

122. PLUS, WHATEVER IT WAS, IT'S GONE.

123. NOW, YOU PEOPLE FIND THAT OVEN, OR DIE TRYING.

124. YOU HEAR THAT, STORMY? DIE!

125. - THAT IDIOT MURPHY'S GONNA GET US KILLED.

126. - YEAH, MAN. AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS FRENCH GUY?

127. - UH, I THINK HE'S JUST HERE FOR ATMOSPHERE.

128. - WHAT IS HE GIBBERING ABOUT?

129. - I DON'T KNOW! IT'S FRENCH. IT'S CRAP.

130. - HEY, SHUT YOUR FRY-HOLE!

131. - OH, POOP.

132. - YO, YO, YO! CHECK THAT OUT!

133. - IT'S THAT STUPID OVEN!

134. - WELL, GRAB IT. IF THIS SONAR READING IS CORRECT, THEN WE—

135. - OH, MY GOD! GIANT SQUID! GIANT SQUID!

136. - HEY, HE'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT ATTACKING.

137. THE BIG GUY'S JUST A LITTLE CURIOUS.

138. - YEAH, I GUESS.

139. BUT LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO... THIS!

140. - YOU DUMB ASS! MAN, GET US OUT OF HERE.

141. - SEALAB! MAYDAY! HE'S GONNA KILL US!

142. GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

143. - STORMY, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

144. NOW, USE THE PINCER AND GRAB THE SQUID'S TENTACLE.

145. - OH, YEAH, AND TELL HIM— TELL HIM TO COUGH! HEH HEH...

146. - I SAID "TENTACLE."

147. - AHEM.

148. - I'LL GRAB A HANDFUL OF SOMETHING.

149. IT'S NOT WORKING! HE'S TEARING US TO PIECES!

150. - WAIT! HE WANTS THE OVEN.

151. - NO! YOU ARE EXPENDABLE! THAT OVEN IS NOT!

152. RETRIEVE IT AT ALL COSTS.

153. - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

154. - AAH! WHAT WAS THAT?

155. - THE HULL'S CRACKING!

156. FOR GOD'S SAKE, CAPTAIN, IF IT CRACKS, WE'LL IMPLODE!

157. - NO! I MUST HAVE MY DELICIOUS CUPCAKES!

158. MY SWEET, CAKEY TREASURES,

159. THEIR 40-WATT WOMB!

160. - OH, THAT TEARS IT!

161. THE WORD "WOMB" TODAY?

162. STORMY, YOU SEE THE OFF BUTTON ON THE OVEN?

163. PRESS IT WITH THE PINCER.

164. - OK, I-I'LL TRY IT.

165. - HEY, IT WORKED! WE'RE SAVED!

166. - THE SQUID IS BUGGIN' OUT, AND THE HUNLEY IS HEADIN' HOME.

167. - WITH MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN.

168. WELCOME HER HOME. SNIFF YOU JERKS LATER.

169. WITH A TEAR GAS GRENADE?

170. HO HO HO, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

171. - OH, THAT'S NOTHING, MAN. A 50-MEGATON HYDROGEN BOMB.

172. - I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE.

173. - GOOD INITIATIVE. A GREAT HENCHMAN.

174. HENCHMAN WALKING!

175. - WELL, I FOUND IT.

176. - I DON'T CARE WHO FOUND IT, STORMY.

177. IT'S MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN, AND I GET TO TURN IT ON.

178. - CAPTAIN, DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!

179. - AW, SHUT UP, MAILBOX-HEAD. IT'S CUPCAKE TIME.

180. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?

181. - CAPTAIN MURPHY? HELLO? UH, YOU IN THERE, SKIP?

182. - HUH? WHAT'S THAT?

183. - THE CREW'S BEEN AT ATTENTION FOR 15 MINUTES.

184. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

185. - OH, JEEZ, I MUST HAVE BLACKED OUT.

186. I HAD THAT WEIRD DREAM AGAIN.

187. YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU'RE MY HAPPY CAKE OVEN?

188. - OH, THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH IMOGENE COCA?

189. - NO, NO, NO. THIS TIME IT WAS... MICHAEL CAINE.

190. - WELL... BLAME IT ON RIO!

191. —www.ncicap.org—

192. - IT'S GOT TO BE FUNKY!

193. - HOO! HA! HOO! HA!

194. HOO! HA! HOO!

195. - BABY!

196. - COWABUNGA!

197. - OH, POOP.