Sealab 2021 1x10

Directed by Adam Reed

Dave Willis as Meatwad (voice) • Dana Snyder as Master Shake (voice)

Murph blows the whole Sealab budget on making the place "Feng Shui" paying a scam artist to redecorate the whole place.

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1. - ARGH!

2. - AAH!

3. OF THIS CRAP TANK.

4. - MAN.

5. - DAY IN, DAY OUT, SAME OLD METAL WALLS;

6. 2 FEET THICK,

7. LIKE FLEAS.

8. I NEED A CHANGE!

9. - I DON'T THINK YOUR HAIR CAN TAKE ANOTHER PERM, SKIP.

10. - NOR DO I.

11. BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT FENG SHUI,

12. OF HARMONY WITH ONE'S SURROUNDINGS.

13. - OH, YEAH.

14. - SO I'VE HIRED

15. FREAKIN' LOVE HARMONY!

16. - I'VE GOT TO UP HIS SALTPETER DOSAGE.

17. - WELCOME TO SEALAB, MASTER LOU.

18. - RIGHT. YEAH.

19. THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.

20. - THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA REDO

21. THE BRIDGE, THE REACTOR.

22. - HO, HO, HO. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

23. I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED,

24. COSTS, LIKE,

25. UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF MONEY, ALL RIGHT?

26. - WHATEVER. IT'S ALL TAX-PAYER MONEY, SO GO NUTS.

27. PAD THE HELL OUT OF IT.

28. - YEAH, WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

29. - FIRST UP, MY CRAPPER.

30. THAT'S WHERE I REALLY FOCUS A LOT ON MY "CHI."

31. - DO NOT MESS WITH ME.

32. - OK.

33. LOU, I'M SPEECHLESS.

34. - YEAH. YOU KNOW, A $50,000 TOILET WILL DO THAT.

35. YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW MUCH THAT COSTS, RIGHT?

36. I MEAN, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR BEFORE WE RIP OUT THE CAFETERIA.

37. - I'LL CATCH UP.

38. DOWN ON PAPER.

39. - OH, YOU GOT TO GET— AH, I GOT YOU.

40. BATHROOM HUMOR.

41. THAT'S GREAT.

42. ABOUT FARTS?

43. - YEAH.

44. - OH, YEAH, MAN. IT'S A GOLD MINE.

45. INSANE AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

46. NO, MAN. HE THINKS I INVENTED FUNG SHOY.

47. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?

48. HE'S, LIKE, CAPTAIN TRUSTING.

49. OH, YEAH, YOU GOT A PEN?

50. HERE'S THE SOCIAL.

51. - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?

52. TO REDECORATE THE JOINT.

53. - FUNG SHOOEY? THAT'S NOT IN THE BUDGET.

54. FOR ALL THIS?

55. - SELLING POT...

56. HOLDERS...

57. MADE OF HEMP.

58. - YEAH, SO SHE GOES,

59. "69? YOU MEAN YOU WANT BEEF WITH BROCCOLI?"

60. - YEAH. SEXIST AND RACIST. WOW.

61. 2 IN 1. YOU HAVE A GIFT.

62. - YEAH, YEAH. I GOT A TON OF THOSE.

63. SO HEY, WHAT AM I EATING HERE, ANYWAY?

64. - KOREAN.

65. FOR STARTERS, MUSANGCHAE,

66. WITH A KOCHUJANG PEPPER SAUCE,

67. IS A SIDE OF KIMCHI.

68. - NO KIDDING.

69. - YEAH. KIM—UH...

70. - KIMCHI.

71. - CHI. KIMCHI DATES BACK, LIKE, A, UH...

72. LIKE, I THINK, LIKE, A THOUSAND YEARS TO THE...

73. DING DONG DYNASTY.

74. - OH. OH, SURE. THE DING DONGS.

75. SAY, LET'S PUT SOME WIND CHIMES UP AROUND HERE.

76. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

77. - MURPHY, LISTEN TO ME.

78. AN AIR-TIGHT CAPSULE.

79. WITHOUT WIND?

80. WE CAN'T LEARN

81. WHEN WE LOOK TO THE EAST?

82. AYE!

83. - DUDE, THAT'S WHY WE'RE SELLING YOU THE GOLDEN FANS...

84. TO GENERATE THE WIND.

85. - YO, MARCO, THIS MASTER LOU GUY,

86. ANYBODY CHECK HIM OUT?

87. - STINGRAY SOFTLY SLEEPS.

88. WILL NOT WAKE HIM.

89. SWEET DREAMS, LITTLE ONE.

90. - WHAT? - HAIKU, BABY.

91. I BOUGHT MASTER LOU'S BEST-SELLING BOOK.

92. ONLY 99.95.

93. - WAIT A MINUTE. - OK.

94. AHH...

95. OHH...

96. OH, HERE WE GO.

97. I POKE, POKE HIS FACE,

98. AND YET HE STILL IGNORES ME.

99. POKE, POKE, POKE, POKE,

100. POKE.

101. - THIS IS CRAP.

102. I DON'T KNOW WHO PUT THESE TUBES HERE,

103. BUT THEY'VE GOT TO GO, OK?

104. AND LEAVES AND, YOU KNOW...

105. - I THINK WE NEED THOSE.

106. - AND THAT, CAPTAIN,

107. FROM SEAWATER.

108. ANY QUESTIONS?

109. - YES.

110. CAN I BORROW YOUR PICK?

111. - NO.

112. - NOPE. GUESS NOT.

113. RIP THEM OUT.

114. - DIG IT.

115. - ALL RIGHT, NOW, I'M GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT THIS MASTER LOU.

116. BOY, I TELL YOU, I DON'T TRUST THAT BOY AS FAR AS I CAN THROW HIM, MAN.

117. I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, MAN.

118. MASTER LOU CAN'T FOOL ME.

119. - INTERPOL. - YEAH. HI. I NEED YOU RUN

120. ON A MASTER LOU, WHICH MAY BE AN ALIAS.

121. - I'LL JUST TYPE THAT IN.

122. HOW'D YOU HEAR ABOUT US?

123. - MY MOM.

124. - YEAH. LET'S SEE,

125. HE'S WANTED FOR FRAUD, THEFT BY FRAUD, AN—OH, MURDER.

126. - I KNEW IT!

127. ANYTHING ELSE TODAY, SIR OR MA'AM?

128. - NO. THANK YOU.

129. OF WIRETAP WEDNESDAYS?

130. - NO. NO, THANK YOU.

131. - NO. THANK YOU.

132. THIS BITCHIN' SHURIKEN MASTER LOU SOLD ME.

133. ONLY 100 BUCKS.

134. - I GOT NUNCHAKU.

135. WHAT DID YOU GET?

136. - UH, THIS CRAPPY ASS BIRD.

137. - WHAT A LOSER. THAT'S SO SORRY.

138. CEREMONIAL KATANA.

139. WITH TANTO.

140. - HEY, WHERE'S MASTER LOU?

141. - WHOA! WHOA! TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.

142. - DON'T DISRESPECT OUR DOJO, DUDE.

143. - SHUT UP. MASTER LOU IS AN IMPOSTER.

144. - DUDE, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

145. ON THE BAMBOO, LOU.

146. - FEELS GOOD, HUH?

147. - NOW LET'S PUT A ZEN GARDEN IN THE TANK ROOM.

148. LIGHT-HEADED.

149. - YEAH. YOU WANT TO TOTALLY RIDE

150. BECAUSE I'M STOKED ABOUT THIS DECISION.

151. YEAH, MAN. HEY, YOU KNOW,

152. THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS,

153. SO CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

154. - ALL RIGHT.

155. - LISTEN TO ME, PEOPLE.

156. OUT OF MILLIONS.

157. A GIANT VIDEO GAME?

158. - HYAH!

159. - OW!

160. GIVE ME BACK MY CHIPS.

161. - HEY, THE VAPORATORS HAVE STOPPED WORKING.

162. HA HA HA!

163. - NITROGEN NARCOSIS.

164. IS POTENTIALLY FATAL.

165. HA HA HA!

166. IS OFFLINE.

167. HA HA HA!

168. HEY, GET HESH ON 2.

169. HURRY UP, SPARKS.

170. - ALL RIGHT, OFFICER BUZZ KILL.

171. - BRIDGE TO REACTOR. HESH, COME IN.

172. - HAI!

173. ARE YOU DOING?

174. ALL THE ELECTRONICS,

175. INTO A JAPANESE BATHHOUSE.

176. TO DRESS LIKE A GEISHA.

177. - UH, NO. THAT WAS MY IDEA.

178. WHY DON'T YOU COME ON DOWN?

179. GIVE YOU A BODY SHAMPOO.

180. AND NO REACTOR,

181. WE'RE DOOMED.

182. - DUDE. - OH, MAN.

183. - THAT'S GREAT.

184. - TO THE TANK ROOM.

185. WE CAN PUT ON THE SCUBA GEAR.

186. - HA HA HA!

187. IS GREAT.

188. - LOOK, I GOT TO— I GOT TO SKATE,

189. AND YOU'RE TOTALLY OUT OF MONEY, RIGHT?

190. - MM-HMM.

191. - SO HOW DO I GET OUT WHERE THERE'S NOT WATER?

192. RIGHT THERE, LOU.

193. ALL ABOUT YOU.

194. - THOSE GUYS, LIKE, TOTALLY HATE ME.

195. HEY, IF YOU REMEMBER,

196. ABOUT YOU THIS?

197. - MOTHER! HOLY BEJEEZUS!

198. - YOU SEE THIS? YOU SEE HOW MY BODY'S GLOWING LIKE THAT?

199. - OW.

200. - OK, MASTER LOU, OF VITAMIN M.

201. HYAH!

202. - OH, OK. YOU WANT—YOU WANT SOME.

203. SOME OF THE GLOWING.

204. LOOK, MAN, YOUR SOUL—

205. I'M GONNA TOTALLY CHEW ON IT AND FLOSS WITH YOUR SPIRIT.

206. I READ THAT SOMEWHERE, BUT I'LL DO IT.

207. - OH, YEAH, GRINGO?

208. WELL, I'M JUST GONNA PLAIN KICK YOUR ASS.

209. HYAH!

210. HYAH! HYAH!

211. - FACE HIT. FACE HIT. - THIS GAME IS STUPID.

212. - SUMMERSAULT, BACK KICK, KICK TO THE BACK TO THE HEAD.

213. THAT'S RIGHT, MARCO. HIT HIM IN THE FACE AGAIN.

214. - FACE HIT. - WILL YOU QUIT IT?

215. - LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK HOW BAD I'M BEATING YOU.

216. - YOU KNOW, I SLEPT WRONG ON MY WRIST 2 WEEKS AGO,

217. AND IT'S UNFAIR THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME PLAY WITH MY HANDS.

218. - HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

219. AND FIGHT ME.

220. FROM NOW ON. I'M NOT KIDDING.

221. - THAT'S RIGHT. GET OUT OF HERE.

222. IT'S THE BALLOON STAGE. I'M SOLO ON THIS.

223. I'M GONNA GO BREAK EVERYTHING IN YOUR ROOM.

224. - DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT! - VERY DISOBEDIENT.