1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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2. - BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED...
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3. BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED
BORED, BORED, BORED.
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4. - HELLO, CAPTAIN.
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5. - MARCO, HEY, BUDDY.
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6. YOU WANNA, I DON'T KNOW,
HANG OUT OR PLAY A GAME?
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7. - I'M A LITTLE BUSY HERE,
SIR, TRYING TO KEEP
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8. A TRILLION-DOLLAR RESEARCH
STATION RUNNING SMOOTHLY.
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9. - OH, FUN, I'LL BE THE MOMMY.
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10. - BEEP, BEEP.
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11. - WHAT'S THAT?
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12. - YOU NEED THE CAPTAIN,
RIGHT AWAY?
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13. - WHAT WAS THAT?
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14. - EMERGENCY IN THE TANK ROOM.
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15. BETTER GET DOWN THERE, SIR.
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16. - UH, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
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17. - NO TIME, SIR.
HURRY, RUN.
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18. - AWAY!
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19. - MADRE MIA,
WHAT AN IDIOT.
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20. - I'M HERE, I'M HERE.
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21. WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
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22. - LOOKS LIKE MARCO
GOT YOU AGAIN, SIR.
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23. - OH, JEEZ, THAT MAILBOX HEAD.
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24. WELL, UM, CAN I PLAY
WITH YOU GUYS?
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25. - NOT NOW, SIR.
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26. WE'RE ABOUT TO GO OUT ON PATROL.
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27. - NEATO!
HEY, I'LL MAKE A BOX LUNCH.
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28. - YEAH, YOU DO THAT.
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29. - UH, OH, I GET IT.
DITCHED.
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30. - LIFE'S A DITCH.
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31. - OH, HI, ORPHANS,
WANNA PLAY, OR—?
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32. - SHAG OFF.
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33. - HMM.
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34. BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED...
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35. BORED!
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36. - HEY, DO YOU MIND?
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37. I'M LISTENING TO THE RADIO.
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38. - BUT I'M BORED.
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39. WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?
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40. - BECAUSE I AM LISTENING
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41. TO THE RADIO.
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42. THE RADIO.
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43. - YOU, HEY...
BRO?
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44. - UH, YEAH, MY NAME IS TED—
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45. FROM ACCOUNTING.
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46. - WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD
KNOW HOW TO LAUNCH
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47. THE 10-GIGAWATT
EMERGENCY RADIO BEACON.
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48. - UH, NO,
NOT REALLY, SIR.
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49. I'M TED, ACCOUNTING?
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50. - AND I'VE HEARD
GREAT THINGS, KEVIN.
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51. NOW, LESS LIP AND MORE LAUNCH.
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52. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OK.
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53. YOU'RE THE BOSS.
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54. THE BEACON IS
ON THE SURFACE, SIR.
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55. ARE WE COOL HERE?
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56. - FULL POWER!
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57. JUICE THAT BABY
ALL THE WAY UP, CEDRIC.
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58. - WELL, IT'S IN THE RED NOW,
SIR, IT'S...
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59. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING—?
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60. - HA HA HA.
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61. - IT'S IN THE RED,
I'M FROM ACCOUNTING.
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62. - HA HA HA...
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63. - HA HA HA, YES...
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64. - HA HA HA.
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65. - NO, NO, I DON'T.
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66. - AHEM, IS THIS THING ON?
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67. ALL RIGHT, SEA MONKEYS!
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68. THIS IS HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY!
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69. YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE,
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70. BECAUSE I AM LIVE
AND WORLDWIDE
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71. WITH 10 GIGAWATTS OF RADIO WAVES
THAT WON'T BEHAVE,
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72. AND YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME
ANYMORE, PEOPLE.
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73. I... WILL... BE... HEARD.
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74. - CAPTAIN MURPHY, I—
- SHH! COMING OUT.
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75. AHEM. ALL RIGHT,
SEA MONKEYS.
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76. YOU'RE ON THE PROWL,
WITH HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY.
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77. SO GET YOUR FIGNUTS ON.
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78. - FIGNUTS.
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79. - HEY, JERK FACE,
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80. YOU DON'T JUST BARGE INTO
THE BOOTH WHEN I'M ON THE AIR.
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81. - BOOTH?
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82. WAIT A SECOND.
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83. ARE YOU USING
THE EMERGENCY BEACON
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84. TO RUN A PIRATE RADIO STATION?
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85. - AW, CRAP.
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86. LISTEN, FIGNUTS.
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87. THE TOUR IS EITHER
IN THE COMMISSARY BY NOW,
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88. OR IN THE HOWLIN' MAD
GIFT SHOP.
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89. - RIGHT.
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90. TWO THINGS.
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91. ONE, YOU'RE SUCKIN' UP
ALL THE POWER.
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92. AND TWO,
THE FCC FINDS OUT—
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93. - SO SOME SHRIVELLY BUREAUCRATS
MAKE ME PAY A STUPID FINE.
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94. BIG DEAL.
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95. - I SEE YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR
WITH THEIR NEW TACTICS,
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96. WHICH ARE
UNSPEAKABLY WICKED.
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97. HA HA HA.
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98. - SCANNER'S GOING OFF,
CAPTAIN.
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99. - WE'VE PICKED UP
A PIRATE RADIO SIGNAL.
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100. - YEAH. LOCK IN ON IT, SON.
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101. HERE AT THE FCC,
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102. IT'S OUR JOB TO ELIMINATE
ILLEGAL RADIO STATIONS
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103. AND INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE.
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104. - YEAH, WELL, THANKS A LOT
FOR THE BACKSTORY.
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105. - YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH,
YOU.
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106. - OH, HOW CAN I PUT THIS?
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107. YOU, SIR.
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108. - OK, SEA MONKEYS.
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109. THIS IS HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY
AND HIS ZANY SIDEKICK,
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110. SPARK PLUG.
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111. - SAY HEY, SPARK PLUG?
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112. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY,
HEY, SPARK PLUG.
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113. IT'S A BIT.
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114. - OH, YEAH, OK.
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115. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT,
ARE YOU?
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116. - NO, NO, SKIP, I AM, REALLY.
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117. YOU READY?
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118. - YUP.
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119. OK.
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120. GO AHEAD, CALLER.
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121. YOU'RE ON WITH THE ZOO PATROL.
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122. - HEY, THIS IS LARRY,
FROM—
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123. - HONK, WHERE'S
MOE AND CURLY, FIGNUTS?
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124. - ANYWAY—
- YEAH?
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125. - I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU,
HOWLIN' MAD.
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126. - OK. YEAH.
- A PRIEST—
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127. - A NUN AND A RABBI ARE—
- SURE.
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128. - GO TO HELL.
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129. HEY, SEA MONKEYS,
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130. TIME FOR A WA-ACKY
PRANK PHONE CALL.
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131. YA SEEN THE RATINGS,
SPARK PLUG?
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132. NUMBER 8, BABY,
AND CLIMBING.
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133. - I'M IN TOWER NUMBER 7,
THIS IS RANGER ROGER.
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134. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
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135. - HEY, DUMMY, THERE'S
A RAGING FOREST FIRE.
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136. - WHAT?
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137. - ALL THE ANIMALS ARE BURNING.
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138. - OH, MY GOD,
THE CUTE SQUIRRELS!
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139. - HA! CONSIDER YOURSELF ZINGED.
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140. - HA HA HA.
YOU GOT ME!
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141. HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY,
I LOVE YOU.
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142. YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE MY WHOLE MORNING.
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143. - OH, STOP IT,
I'M GETTING MISTY.
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144. - WE'RE CLOSING IN
ON THE SIGNAL, SIR.
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145. AND THEN WE'LL
DROP THE HAMMER, RIGHT?
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146. - HUH?
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147. OH, YEAH, I, YEAH, UH, YEAH,
WE'RE GONNA DROP THE HAMMER.
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148. HEY, UH, DOES THIS
MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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149. - NO.
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150. BUT YOUR ASS DOES.
HA HA HA.
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151. YOU ASS, HA HA HA.
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152. AHEM. I'LL
GO SWAB THE DECK.
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153. - FIGNUTS.
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154. HEY, CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'RE THE FIFTH CALLER.
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155. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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156. - MY NAME'S JACK.
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157. - GREAT, BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.
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158. JACK!
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159. I'M LOOKING FOR
THE SIXTH CALLER, JACKASS.
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160. - HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY,
I LOVE YOU.
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161. - YOU'RE A BIGGER SUCKUP
THAN THAT STUPID FOREST RANGER.
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162. - HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME.
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163. OH, OH...
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164. - THIS IS HOWLIN' MAD,
GO AHEAD, CALLER.
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165. - OH, IT'S YOU AGAIN,
HUH, DOLPHIN BOY?
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166. - WELL, CRAM IT, FAT STUFF.
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167. - PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!
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168. NOTHING MAKES HOWLIN' MAD
MORE MAD THAN FATTIES.
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169. - CAPTAIN MURPHY, I—
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170. - EXCEPT MAYBE THIS GUY.
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171. HEY, SEA MONKEYS.
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172. IT'S THAT
JERK FACE MARCO.
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173. WHAT THE—?
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174. SPARK PLUG,
QUIT MESSIN' UP MY CARTS.
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175. - SEE, YOU RUINED THE TIMING.
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176. - AS I WAS SAYING—
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177. - AS I WAS SAY—
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178. - AS I WAS—
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179. - BEFORE I WAS INTERRUPTED—
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180. - I'M PRETTY SURE—
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181. ALL RIGHT?
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182. - THE FCC HAS CLOSED IN
ON YOUR SIGNAL.
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183. AND YOU—
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184. - SHUT UP.
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185. IT'S TIME FOR
THE "I HATE MARCO" SHOW.
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186. - GO AHEAD, CALLER.
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187. TELL ME WHY YOU HATE MARCO.
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188. - HI, HOWLIN' MAD.
- YES, SIR.
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189. - LONGTIME LISTENER,
FIRST-TIME CALLER.
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190. - UH-HUH.
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191. - THE REASON I HATE MARCO IS—
- YEAH?
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192. - HE'S A MAILBOX HEAD.
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193. - OH, YEAH, REAL ORIGINAL.
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194. SIT ON IT, POTSY.
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195. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHOKED.
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196. - HA HA HA.
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197. - FREAK.
- DUMBASS.
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198. - OK, CALLER.
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199. WHY DO YOU HATE MARCO?
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200. - ATTENTION,
PIRATE RADIO STATION.
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201. - YES, SIR.
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202. - THIS IS AN FCC
SEARCH-AND-DESTROY VESSEL.
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203. - YEAH?
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204. - AND YOU ARE VIOLATING
FCC REGULATIONS.
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205. - MM-HMM.
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206. - THIS IS YOUR
LAST CHANCE TO END
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207. YOUR TRANSMISSION—
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208. - HEY, HEY, HEY!
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209. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU LADIES ARE,
BUT I RUN A CLEAN SHOW HERE.
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210. MAYBE THIS WILL CLEAN
YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH OUT—
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211. FIGNUTS.
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212. - OH, OH, THAT REALLY
DOES IT.
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213. DROP THE HAMMER.
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214. - FLUSH THAT, YA BITCH.
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215. - THE HAMMER?
I KNEW IT.
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216. ONCE AGAIN,
YOUR STUPIDITY HAS KILLED US.
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217. - YEAH, I KNOW.
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218. ZINGED YA.
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219. - AW, SHOOT.
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220. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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221. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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222. - WH-WAIT A SECOND—
WHERE WAS I?
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223. - UH, I THINK YOU
WERE ING
AN ORANGUTAN.
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224. - OH, YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S LEGAL
IN TIJUANA.
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225. ANYWAY, THEN
THAT BROAD,
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226. WHILE I WITH
HIS OWN.
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227. AND THEN WE.
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228. - THAT'S ONE
MESSED UP.
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229. - YOU WATCH YOUR
MOUTH!
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230. THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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231. - WAIT. MOM WAS
A?
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232. - AYE, AND I
WOULDN'T TRADE HER
FOR A,
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233. OR YOU EITHER,
MY BOY.
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234. YOU MAY BE THE SON
OF A,
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235. BUT BY GOD,
YOU'RE MY OWN
FLESH AND BLOOD.
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236. - HA HA HA.
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237. FIGNUTS, HA HA HA...
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