Sealab 2021 1x1

Directed by Adam Reed

Murphy, bored to tears, starts his own pirate radio show called "Howlin' Mad Murphy" until the FCC Search & Destroy team shuts his @*! down!

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1. - BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED...

2. BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED BORED, BORED, BORED.

3. - HELLO, CAPTAIN.

4. - MARCO, HEY, BUDDY.

5. YOU WANNA, I DON'T KNOW, HANG OUT OR PLAY A GAME?

6. - I'M A LITTLE BUSY HERE, SIR, TRYING TO KEEP

7. STATION RUNNING SMOOTHLY.

8. - OH, FUN, I'LL BE THE MOMMY.

9. - BEEP, BEEP.

10. - WHAT'S THAT?

11. - YOU NEED THE CAPTAIN, RIGHT AWAY?

12. - WHAT WAS THAT?

13. - EMERGENCY IN THE TANK ROOM.

14. BETTER GET DOWN THERE, SIR.

15. - UH, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

16. - NO TIME, SIR. HURRY, RUN.

17. - AWAY!

18. - MADRE MIA, WHAT AN IDIOT.

19. - I'M HERE, I'M HERE.

20. WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

21. GOT YOU AGAIN, SIR.

22. - OH, JEEZ, THAT MAILBOX HEAD.

23. WELL, UM, CAN I PLAY WITH YOU GUYS?

24. - NOT NOW, SIR.

25. WE'RE ABOUT TO GO OUT ON PATROL.

26. - NEATO! HEY, I'LL MAKE A BOX LUNCH.

27. - YEAH, YOU DO THAT.

28. - UH, OH, I GET IT. DITCHED.

29. - LIFE'S A DITCH.

30. - OH, HI, ORPHANS, WANNA PLAY, OR—?

31. - SHAG OFF.

32. - HMM.

33. BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED...

34. BORED!

35. - HEY, DO YOU MIND?

36. I'M LISTENING TO THE RADIO.

37. - BUT I'M BORED.

38. WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?

39. TO THE RADIO.

40. THE RADIO.

41. - YOU, HEY... BRO?

42. - UH, YEAH, MY NAME IS TED—

43. FROM ACCOUNTING.

44. - WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD

45. THE 10-GIGAWATT EMERGENCY RADIO BEACON.

46. - UH, NO, NOT REALLY, SIR.

47. I'M TED, ACCOUNTING?

48. - AND I'VE HEARD GREAT THINGS, KEVIN.

49. NOW, LESS LIP AND MORE LAUNCH.

50. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OK.

51. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

52. ON THE SURFACE, SIR.

53. ARE WE COOL HERE?

54. - FULL POWER!

55. ALL THE WAY UP, CEDRIC.

56. - WELL, IT'S IN THE RED NOW, SIR, IT'S...

57. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING—?

58. - HA HA HA.

59. - IT'S IN THE RED, I'M FROM ACCOUNTING.

60. - HA HA HA...

61. - HA HA HA, YES...

62. - HA HA HA.

63. - NO, NO, I DON'T.

64. - AHEM, IS THIS THING ON?

65. ALL RIGHT, SEA MONKEYS!

66. THIS IS HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY!

67. YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE,

68. WITH 10 GIGAWATTS OF RADIO WAVES THAT WON'T BEHAVE,

69. AND YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME ANYMORE, PEOPLE.

70. I... WILL... BE... HEARD.

71. - CAPTAIN MURPHY, I— - SHH! COMING OUT.

72. AHEM. ALL RIGHT, SEA MONKEYS.

73. YOU'RE ON THE PROWL, WITH HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY.

74. SO GET YOUR FIGNUTS ON.

75. - FIGNUTS.

76. - HEY, JERK FACE,

77. YOU DON'T JUST BARGE INTO THE BOOTH WHEN I'M ON THE AIR.

78. - BOOTH?

79. WAIT A SECOND.

80. TO RUN A PIRATE RADIO STATION?

81. - AW, CRAP.

82. LISTEN, FIGNUTS.

83. IN THE COMMISSARY BY NOW,

84. OR IN THE HOWLIN' MAD GIFT SHOP.

85. - RIGHT.

86. TWO THINGS.

87. ONE, YOU'RE SUCKIN' UP ALL THE POWER.

88. AND TWO,

89. MAKE ME PAY A STUPID FINE.

90. BIG DEAL.

91. - I SEE YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THEIR NEW TACTICS,

92. UNSPEAKABLY WICKED.

93. HA HA HA.

94. - SCANNER'S GOING OFF, CAPTAIN.

95. - WE'VE PICKED UP A PIRATE RADIO SIGNAL.

96. - YEAH. LOCK IN ON IT, SON.

97. HERE AT THE FCC,

98. IT'S OUR JOB TO ELIMINATE

99. AND INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE.

100. - YEAH, WELL, THANKS A LOT FOR THE BACKSTORY.

101. - YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH, YOU.

102. - OH, HOW CAN I PUT THIS?

103. YOU, SIR.

104. - OK, SEA MONKEYS.

105. THIS IS HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY AND HIS ZANY SIDEKICK,

106. SPARK PLUG.

107. - SAY HEY, SPARK PLUG?

108. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, HEY, SPARK PLUG.

109. IT'S A BIT.

110. - OH, YEAH, OK.

111. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT, ARE YOU?

112. - NO, NO, SKIP, I AM, REALLY.

113. YOU READY?

114. - YUP.

115. OK.

116. GO AHEAD, CALLER.

117. YOU'RE ON WITH THE ZOO PATROL.

118. - HEY, THIS IS LARRY,

119. - HONK, WHERE'S MOE AND CURLY, FIGNUTS?

120. - YEAH?

121. - I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU, HOWLIN' MAD.

122. - OK. YEAH.

123. - SURE.

124. - GO TO HELL.

125. HEY, SEA MONKEYS,

126. PRANK PHONE CALL.

127. YA SEEN THE RATINGS, SPARK PLUG?

128. NUMBER 8, BABY, AND CLIMBING.

129. - I'M IN TOWER NUMBER 7, THIS IS RANGER ROGER.

130. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

131. - HEY, DUMMY, THERE'S A RAGING FOREST FIRE.

132. - WHAT?

133. - ALL THE ANIMALS ARE BURNING.

134. - OH, MY GOD, THE CUTE SQUIRRELS!

135. - HA! CONSIDER YOURSELF ZINGED.

136. - HA HA HA. YOU GOT ME!

137. HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY, I LOVE YOU.

138. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MY WHOLE MORNING.

139. - OH, STOP IT, I'M GETTING MISTY.

140. - WE'RE CLOSING IN ON THE SIGNAL, SIR.

141. AND THEN WE'LL DROP THE HAMMER, RIGHT?

142. - HUH?

143. OH, YEAH, I, YEAH, UH, YEAH, WE'RE GONNA DROP THE HAMMER.

144. HEY, UH, DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

145. - NO.

146. BUT YOUR ASS DOES. HA HA HA.

147. YOU ASS, HA HA HA.

148. AHEM. I'LL GO SWAB THE DECK.

149. - FIGNUTS.

150. HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE FIFTH CALLER.

151. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

152. - MY NAME'S JACK.

153. - GREAT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.

154. JACK!

155. I'M LOOKING FOR THE SIXTH CALLER, JACKASS.

156. - HOWLIN' MAD MURPHY, I LOVE YOU.

157. - YOU'RE A BIGGER SUCKUP THAN THAT STUPID FOREST RANGER.

158. - HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME.

159. OH, OH...

160. - THIS IS HOWLIN' MAD, GO AHEAD, CALLER.

161. - OH, IT'S YOU AGAIN, HUH, DOLPHIN BOY?

162. - WELL, CRAM IT, FAT STUFF.

163. - PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!

164. NOTHING MAKES HOWLIN' MAD MORE MAD THAN FATTIES.

165. - CAPTAIN MURPHY, I—

166. - EXCEPT MAYBE THIS GUY.

167. HEY, SEA MONKEYS.

168. IT'S THAT JERK FACE MARCO.

169. WHAT THE—?

170. SPARK PLUG, QUIT MESSIN' UP MY CARTS.

171. - SEE, YOU RUINED THE TIMING.

172. - AS I WAS SAY—

173. - AS I WAS—

174. - I'M PRETTY SURE—

175. ALL RIGHT?

176. ON YOUR SIGNAL.

177. AND YOU—

178. - SHUT UP.

179. IT'S TIME FOR THE "I HATE MARCO" SHOW.

180. - GO AHEAD, CALLER.

181. TELL ME WHY YOU HATE MARCO.

182. - HI, HOWLIN' MAD. - YES, SIR.

183. - LONGTIME LISTENER, FIRST-TIME CALLER.

184. - UH-HUH.

185. - YEAH?

186. - HE'S A MAILBOX HEAD.

187. - OH, YEAH, REAL ORIGINAL.

188. SIT ON IT, POTSY.

189. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHOKED.

190. - HA HA HA.

191. - FREAK. - DUMBASS.

192. - OK, CALLER.

193. WHY DO YOU HATE MARCO?

194. - ATTENTION, PIRATE RADIO STATION.

195. - YES, SIR.

196. SEARCH-AND-DESTROY VESSEL.

197. - YEAH?

198. FCC REGULATIONS.

199. - MM-HMM.

200. - HEY, HEY, HEY!

201. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU LADIES ARE, BUT I RUN A CLEAN SHOW HERE.

202. FIGNUTS.

203. - OH, OH, THAT REALLY DOES IT.

204. DROP THE HAMMER.

205. - FLUSH THAT, YA BITCH.

206. - THE HAMMER? I KNEW IT.

207. ONCE AGAIN, YOUR STUPIDITY HAS KILLED US.

208. - YEAH, I KNOW.

209. ZINGED YA.

210. - AW, SHOOT.

211. —www.ncicap.org—

212. WHERE WAS I?

213. - UH, I THINK YOU AN ORANGUTAN.

214. - OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S LEGAL IN TIJUANA.

215. ANYWAY, THEN THAT BROAD,

216. HIS OWN.

217. AND THEN WE.

218. - THAT'S ONE MESSED UP.

219. MOUTH!

220. THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

221. - WAIT. MOM WAS A?

222. - AYE, AND I WOULDN'T TRADE HER FOR A,

223. OR YOU EITHER, MY BOY.

224. YOU MAY BE THE SON OF A,

225. BUT BY GOD, YOU'RE MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD.

226. - HA HA HA.

227. FIGNUTS, HA HA HA...