Scrubs 6x6

Directed by Will Mackenzie

Sam Lloyd as Ted Buckland • Robert Maschio as Todd • Aloma Wright as Laverne Roberts • Karen Ziemba as Radiologist • Mike Schwartz as Delivery Guy

A new patient at the hospital wakes up and sees everything happening around her as a musical. Carla can't decide whether or not to return to work and Elliot must find a way to tell J.D. he can't move into her new house with her.

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1. After six weeks home with her baby, Carla was facing the decision

2. that all new moms have to face,

3. whether she should go back to work.

4. Okay, so if we take my salary and subtract the cost

5. of a full-time nanny, plus her health insurance,

6. we would still end up with losing $5 a month?

7. This is completely your decision.

8. I don't care one way or the other.

9. Maybe I'll try staying home with Izzy for a year.

10. Yes! Yes!

11. Yes, yes, yes, yes!

12. As for me, ever since my pregnant girlfriend left,

13. I've been a little clingy with my roommate.

14. J.D., I'm gonna get a drink from the water fountain.

15. You wanna come?

16. Please, Elliot, I'm not that desperate.

17. Although I am a little parched.

18. Plus I could hold back her hair.

19. Are you okay, ma'am?

20. How many fingers do you see?

21. Call 911 Emergency.

22. Why are you singing?

23. Wait, why am I singing?

24. Is there someone here with you?

25. Someone that we could talk to?

26. Are you okay?

27. Are you all right?

28. Are you okay?

29. Are you all right?

30. Are you okay?

31. Are you all right?

32. The mind's a freaky thing, Elliot.

33. Maybe she does hear singing.

34. Yeah, well, I haven't sung since the sixth-grade talent show

35. when I did Pat Benatar's Hell is For Children,

36. and then afterwards Mr. Shemin, the emcee, said,

37. "No, actually, hell is for everyone who"

38. "just had to hear you sing that song."

39. My mom was so mad, she slept with him and ruined his marriage.

40. Well, let's see how she's doing.

41. Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso I'm delighted that you came.

42. So the doctors say you fainted.

43. And you don't know what's to blame.

44. Well, put your mind at ease There's no ill we can't outsmart.

45. On behalf of all who work here.

46. Welcome to Sacred Heart!

47. Our facilities are excellent You couldn't ask for more.

48. As long as you avoid the bathrooms.

49. On the second floor.

50. This is Dr. Cox I'll be giving him your chart.

51. And that's Dr. Kelso The kiss-ass of Sacred Heart.

52. You say you burned your hand real bad.

53. We'll fix you up with gauze.

54. Perhaps you need your fat sucked out.

55. Or want a smaller schnoz.

56. Hey!

57. You've caught an S.T.D.

58. From some tasty little tart?

59. We swear we won't judge you.

60. Here at Sacred, here at Sacred.

61. Here at Sacred Heart!

62. One more thing that I should mention.

63. If what I've heard is true.

64. And everyone appears To be singing to you.

65. Your case is very serious And we'd better start.

66. 'Cause if you think we're singing.

67. You belong at Sacred Heart!

68. Doctors! Nurses!

69. Patients! Dead guys!

70. Welcome to Sacred Heart.

71. I can't do this all on my own.

72. No, I know

73. I'm no Superman.

74. I'm no Superman.

75. So, Mrs. Miller passed both the audiological and neurological exams.

76. We cannot find anything that explains why she's hearing music.

77. No? How about this for an explanation?

78. She's cuckoo-pants.

79. Run some more tests and turf her to psych.

80. Hey, Mrs. Miller.

81. We just need a stool sample.

82. Why do you need a stool sample.

83. If you think I'm just a nut?

84. 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear.

85. It's in your butt.

86. You see.

87. Everything comes down to poo.

88. From the top of your head To the sole of your shoe.

89. We can figure out What's wrong with you by.

90. Looking at your poo.

91. Turk?

92. Do you have a hemorrhoid Or is it rectal cancer?

93. When you flush your dookie down.

94. You flush away the answer.

95. It doesn't really matter.

96. If it's hard or if it's loose.

97. We'll figure out what's ailing you.

98. As long as it's a deuce.

99. Yes!

100. Everything comes down to poo Everything comes down to poo.

101. Cardiovascular and lymphatic Yes, the nervous system, too.

102. All across the nation We trust in defecation.

103. Everything comes down to poo.

104. If you want to know what's wrong.

105. Don't sit and act so cool.

106. Just be a man and eat some bran.

107. And drop the kids off at the pool.

108. My stomach hurts! Check the poo

109. I sprained my ankle! Check the poo

110. I was shot! Check the poo.

111. A homeless guy threw poo in my eye. Check the poo.

112. Mine or his?

113. First him, then you.

114. It may sound gross.

115. You may say, "Shush".

116. But we need to see What comes out of your tush!

117. Because.

118. Everything comes down to poo.

119. Whether it's a tumor Or a touch of the flu.

120. Please won't you pinch us off.

121. A big fat clue.

122. Our number one test Is your number two.

123. If there's no breeze Light a match please.

124. Everything comes down to.

125. Doo-doo Doo-doo.

126. Doo-doo Doo-doo.

127. Everything comes down to poo.

128. You can touch her, it's okay.

129. Guess what, you guys?

130. I put an offer on a little house and it just got accepted!

131. Congratulations! That's awesome.

132. I own a house!

133. Come on, baby. See you!

134. I'm so excited for us!

135. Does he think that he's moving in with me?

136. That would be a "yes."

137. Excuse me, ex-Nurse Turkleton,

138. but if you want to hang out around here

139. you're going to need a visitor's badge.

140. So, Carla, when will you be back?

141. Not for a year.

142. A year?

143. Not for one long.

144. Long year.

145. We understand you love that kid.

146. But this ain't no way to treat us.

147. And I hesitate to say you did.

148. What Judas done to Jesus.

149. When you leave us all we'll be upset.

150. Look out, that floor is very wet.

151. We're going to miss you, Carla.

152. We're going to miss you 'round here.

153. We're going to miss you, Carla.

154. We're saying this through our tears.

155. How we ever going to get along without you.

156. For a long, long year?

157. Who'll tell me that My new toupee looks sweet?

158. Who'll treat my gay son's rash.

159. And be discreet?

160. Who'll give me better ways to say "Man meat"?

161. Thanks, I'm using that!

162. We're going to miss you 'round here.

163. We're going to miss you, Carla.

164. We're saying this through our tears.

165. How we ever going to get along without you.

166. For a long, long year?

167. My baby's made the choice To be at home and not at work.

168. So let us all rejoice.

169. 'Cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk.

170. He's right, of course, and yet my heart.

171. In spite of this feels torn apart.

172. We're going to miss you, Carla.

173. We're going to miss you 'round here

174. I need a tissue, Carla.

175. We're saying this through our tears.

176. How we ever going to get along without you?

177. How we ever going to get along without you?

178. How we ever going to get along without you... Lunch!

179. It's going to be a long.

180. Long year.

181. Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy.

182. Am I still singing?

183. Singing like a bird

184. Dr. Cox, huge news

185. I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours.

186. Bumper buddies!

187. Still, you're not nearly as bad as her.

188. Do you know How much you annoy me?

189. The answer is, "A lot".

190. Should I list the reasons why?

191. Well, I don't see why not.

192. It's your hair, your nose Your chinless face.

193. You always need a hug.

194. Not to mention all the manly Appletinis that you chug.

195. That you think I am your mentor Just continues to perplex.

196. And, oh, my God, stop telling me When you have nerdy sex.

197. Oh, by the way, the last time Kim was in town,

198. we got some Appletinis and poured them on her good parts!

199. See now, Newbie, that's the thing you do.

200. That drives me up a tree.

201. 'Cause no matter how I rant at you.

202. You never let me be.

203. So, I'm stuck With all your daydreaming.

204. Your wish to be my son.

205. It makes me suicidal And I'm not the only one.

206. No, I'm not the only one.

207. It all started with a penny in the door.

208. There was a hatred I had never felt before.

209. So, now I'll make him pay.

210. Each and every day.

211. Until that moussed-haired Little nuisance.

212. Is.

213. No.

214. More.

215. So, now that is why I call you names Like Carol, Jane, and Sue.

216. Like Moesha, Kim, and Lillian Suzanne and Betty-Lou.

217. See, regardless of the names I pick My feelings are quite clear.

218. You're a pain on every day Of every month of every year

219. Dr. Cox, you've got to help me.

220. 'Cause I really am distressed.

221. Can't you find another option?

222. Won't you run another test?

223. If you want some kind of favor Really any kind of favor.

224. Please just get me peace and quiet from this God-forsaken pest

225. I think what my bumper buddy is trying to say...

226. Shut your cake-hole, Mary-Beth.

227. Or I swear to God I'll shut it soon.

228. Congratulations We'll schedule your test this afternoon.

229. I know J.D.'s in a bad place, but I'm an adult,

230. I'm making good money, I just want to live by myself.

231. So, just tell him.

232. Oh, so it's that easy?

233. Then why don't you just tell Turk

234. that you want to go back to work?

235. Well, what the hell am I gonna do?

236. I could tell a bunch of lies

237. I could buy him his own place

238. I could bring the baby here with me.

239. Or tell him there's no space.

240. Those are some lame-ass ideas.

241. We are so screwed.

242. I'm sure you must be scared.

243. Not knowing what this test will bring.

244. It could prove that you are crazy.

245. Do you still hear people sing?

246. It's best to know the truth Of that I have no doubt.

247. But you'll have to face the future.

248. When the truth comes out.

249. We are running a test That's a waste of our time.

250. But at least she'll accept That she's medically fine.

251. She'll admit that she's nuts Or I'll have to say snore.

252. Just give her the CAT scan And show her the door.

253. While we process your results.

254. We'll take you back to wait.

255. We've got drugs to calm you down.

256. So you don't stress about your fate.

257. It's best to know the truth.

258. Of that we have no doubt.

259. But you'll have to face the future.

260. You'll have to face the future.

261. When the truth comes out.

262. You're going to miss it, Carla.

263. You're going to miss it 'round here.

264. Gonna hurt him badly.

265. But you can't stay away For one whole year

266. I know that I'm not crazy.

267. Everything comes down to poo

268. I hope that I'm not crazy.

269. When we move I'm going to have.

270. My own private loo.

271. How am I supposed to tell him Oh, no!

272. That he's not moving, too?

273. Oh, my God.

274. He doesn't have a clue!

275. I'm crazy!

276. If you'd like to reconsider I'd be glad to do my part.

277. If you want, your job is open.

278. Come on back to Sacred Heart.

279. Look at the temporal lobe.

280. That could be why she's hearing music.

281. The biggest aneurysm I've ever seen.

282. The woman's a time bomb.

283. Sometimes you're Better off not knowing.

284. But this isn't one of those times.

285. Your world's become a musical.

286. And your doctors speak in rhymes.

287. It's best to know the truth Of that we have no doubt.

288. But you'll have to face the future.

289. How can I tell him?

290. How can I tell him?

291. How can I tell her?

292. You'll have to face the future when the truth comes out.

293. So, Dr. Cox, is it serious?

294. Oh.

295. When the truth comes out!

296. Okay, we have to tell them.

297. They're so close, maybe they'll help each other through it.

298. Oh, come on, Carla, they're guys,

299. they're not going to get all touchy-feely.

300. Let's face the facts about me and you.

301. A love unspecified.

302. Though I'm proud to call you Chocolate Bear.

303. The crowd will always talk and stare.

304. I feel exactly those feelings, too.

305. And that's why I keep them inside.

306. 'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain.

307. And sometimes it's easier to hide.

308. Than explain our guy love.

309. That's all it is.

310. Guy love, he's mine, I'm his.

311. There's nothing gay about it In our eyes.

312. You ask me 'bout this thing we share.

313. And he tenderly replies.

314. It's guy love.

315. Between two guys.

316. We're closer than The average man and wife.

317. That's why our matching bracelets Say "Turk and J.D."

318. You know I'll stick by you For the rest of my life.

319. You're the only man Who's ever been inside of me.

320. Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix.

321. There's no need to clarify Oh, no?

322. Just let it grow More and more each day.

323. It's like I've married my best friend.

324. But in a totally manly way.

325. Let's go.

326. It's guy love, don't compromise.

327. The feeling of some other guy.

328. Holding up your heart into the sky

329. I'll be there to care through all the lows

330. I'll be there to share the highs.

331. It's guy love between two guys.

332. And when I say, "I love you, Turk".

333. It's not what it implies.

334. It's guy love.

335. Between.

336. Two.

337. Guys.

338. No hands.

339. Okay, I'll go first.

340. J.D., I want to live by myself.

341. Okay, no problem.

342. Turk, will you relay this?

343. That means you guys are no longer talking.

344. J.D.!

345. Wait a second, what did she mean, she'll go first?

346. Turk, I want to come back to work.

347. It's who I am.

348. Oh.

349. Well, I always thought family was the most important thing

350. to Puerto Ricans.

351. I've had it up to here So let me make it very clear.

352. Because I swear I'll never clue you in again.

353. Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico.

354. Yes?

355. For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!

356. Don't make a big to-do I was simply testing you.

357. Then why'd you tell J.D. Our baby's Blaxican?

358. Babe, you know I know the truth.

359. Well, I need a little proof.

360. So list all you know about me.

361. Or no sex again.

362. Let's see, your name is Carla Oh, yes.

363. You are Latina Impressive.

364. You're a nurse, your mother's dead.

365. And... Wait, I've got it.

366. Three sisters Turk!

367. Two sisters?

368. Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's.

369. A huge jerk-off.

370. Tell me, what's my middle name?

371. Okay, I'm tired of this game.

372. Let's forget it, I give up I guess you win again.

373. But it's not just me who gets mixed up.

374. By all this crazy ethnic stuff.

375. Sorry, even I know she's Dominican Boo-yeah!

376. Did I grow up in Illinois Or was it Michigan?

377. How long before we met Was I in medicine?

378. Was our wedding song The Beatles or Led Zeppelin?

379. Am I freakin' Puerto Rican Or Dominican?

380. The thing is guys remember facts.

381. Like what Derek Jeter hit last year.

382. Which was .303.

383. And that is why our brains are maxed.

384. And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.

385. Well, thank you for that glimpse.

386. Into the workings of the inner man.

387. Let's talk about your job And not the fact that you're

388. Dominican!

389. You're not staying home from work?

390. Will that make you happy, Turk?

391. I'll support you if you choose To earn the Benjamins.

392. Then I'll return to work today.

393. Now, you're sure that that's okay?

394. I say, "Si" Which is "yes" in Dominican.

395. And Puerto Rican Turk!

396. But you're Dominican!

397. Look, J.D., I don't want to let you down when your life is so crappy.

398. Move in with me.

399. No, Elliot, it's okay.

400. I was just feeling sorry for myself.

401. Plus, it's about time you lived on your own.

402. You're closer to 40 than 30.

403. J.D., I'm 29.

404. I'm playing with you.

405. Listen, we're gonna be fine.

406. You know why?

407. We'll be friends forever.

408. We're going to be friends forever.

409. We will always be true.

410. Friends forever We're going to be friends forever

411. I'll always.

412. Be there for you.

413. We're as close as.

414. The vena cava and the aorta.

415. We're best friends just like.

416. Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid.

417. The tibia, the fibula The left and right ventricle.

418. A hypodermic needle And a latex tourniquet.

419. Diverticulitis and a barium enema.

420. The vena cava and the aorta.

421. Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid.

422. The tibia, the fibula The left and right ventricle.

423. A hypodermic needle And a latex tourniquet.

424. The vena cava and the aorta.

425. Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid.

426. The tibia, the fibula The left and right ventricle.

427. A hypodermic needle and a...

428. What's going to happen?

429. What does the future hold?

430. So many things that I put off.

431. Assuming I'd have time.

432. Assuming I'd grow old.

433. What's going to happen.

434. And will I be alive tomorrow?

435. What's going to happen.

436. To me?

437. You're going to be okay.

438. That's what's going to happen.

439. Everything's okay.

440. We're right here beside you.

441. We won't let you slip away.

442. Plan for tomorrow.

443. 'Cause we swear to you You're going to be okay.

444. I'm going to be okay.

445. That's what's going to happen.

446. Everything's okay.

447. Everything's okay.

448. We will never leave you Right here we will stay.

449. Plan for tomorrow.

450. 'Cause we swear to you.

451. You're going to be okay.

452. We hope.

453. Did it work?

454. You're gonna have to tell us.

455. Thank you.

456. By the way, who was the best singer?

457. You know, like, in your head?

458. Don't let the fact that I went

459. to theater camp affect your decision.

460. In musicals, there's always a happy ending.

461. But in life, sometimes when you get what you want,

462. you end up missing what you left behind.

463. Whether it's your roommate

464. I'll see you in a little while, okay.

465. Or time spent with your child.

466. Or even the music you used to hear in your head.