1. (J.D.) Even though I was
already an amazing doctor,Copy !req
2. when I became
chief resident,Copy !req
3. I decided to add
a little something extraCopy !req
4. to my repertoire—
a hook, if you will.Copy !req
5. Mrs. Maccalla, 40s,
moderately attractive,Copy !req
6. condition improving.Copy !req
7. Did you just say I was
moderately attractive?Copy !req
8. Excuse me, Mrs. Maccalla.Copy !req
9. Patient's complaint
of hearing lossCopy !req
10. was clearly
just to get attention.Copy !req
11. Where'd you get the idea
for the stupid tape recorder?Copy !req
12. (tape) Dude, I love
your new tape recorder.Copy !req
13. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
14. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
15. Ha ha! You two
are idiots.Copy !req
16. Come on, Carla, I wanted a hook
and I only had one other idea.Copy !req
17. Mr. Hawkins, the results
of your tests are back, and you have...Copy !req
18. Liver disease.
Liver disease. Ah!Copy !req
19. Sorry. That's all he can say.Copy !req
20. Anyway, you don't
have liver disease.Copy !req
21. You have inoperable
lung cancer.Copy !req
22. - Liver disease.
- If only, Chauncey.Copy !req
23. Bottom line,
a tape recorderCopy !req
24. won't fly away
and break your heart.Copy !req
25. I'm sorry. I'm just
a little edgyCopy !req
26. because my husband
woke me up again last night,Copy !req
27. and he knows once I'm up
I can't go back to sleep.Copy !req
28. Baby, I was quiet last night.Copy !req
29. - (Crash)
- Ohh!Copy !req
30. Great, I'm awake.Copy !req
31. Sorry about that,
sweetness.Copy !req
32. Um, since you're up,
I was wondering if maybe we could—Copy !req
33. Are you crazy?Copy !req
34. No, Turk. I—Copy !req
35. - Ah-choo!
- (tape) Gesundheit.Copy !req
36. (J.D.) I love
my new tape recorder.Copy !req
37. Not only is it a timesaver,Copy !req
38. I can record
my every thought.Copy !req
39. (aloud)
I like toast.Copy !req
40. They aren't all winners.Copy !req
41. Still, as long
as I have this thing,Copy !req
42. I don't need to be
in my head so much.Copy !req
43. Excuse me. Ha!Copy !req
44. (Elliot) Why did I say excuse me?
He bumped into me.Copy !req
45. I have to stop doing that.Copy !req
46. (aloud)
Excuse me!Copy !req
47. (thinking)
Frick!Copy !req
48. Hey, I got you a blueberry muffin,Copy !req
49. but I know you don't like blueberries.Copy !req
50. So I picked them all out.Copy !req
51. (Elliot) A lot of people think
Molly's a little off,Copy !req
52. but I totally get her.Copy !req
53. She's like the big sister
I always wanted.Copy !req
54. She makes me feel
better about myself.Copy !req
55. They're so not finger toes.Copy !req
56. I mean, these
are finger toes.Copy !req
57. Yours are cute
like French fries.Copy !req
58. Really? Ha ha!
Yeah.Copy !req
59. I can do calligraphy
with mine.Copy !req
60. (Elliot)
She looks after me.Copy !req
61. - Ah!
- Aah! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
62. Uhh!Copy !req
63. - Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!Copy !req
64. (Elliot) She makes me do things
I don't normally do.Copy !req
65. (Elliot) She's the peppermint
Patty to my Marcy,Copy !req
66. you know,
minus the thick glassesCopy !req
67. and the strong lesbian vibe.Copy !req
68. Half of what rappers say
doesn't make any sense,Copy !req
69. like that Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre song.Copy !req
70. What does "still hittin' them corners
and those ho hos, girl" mean?Copy !req
71. Many disadvantaged
African-AmericansCopy !req
72. have limited nutritional choices.Copy !req
73. Therefore, they must subsist
on ho ho snack cakes.Copy !req
74. It's a black thing, bro.Copy !req
75. Actually, Turk,
it's "still hittin' them cornersCopy !req
76. in them low-lows, girl."Copy !req
77. It's low-lows, not ho hos.Copy !req
78. See, Turk, in the hood,Copy !req
79. a low-low is a lowriderCopy !req
80. or a car with an adjusted suspensionCopy !req
81. that allows it
to bounce up and down.Copy !req
82. And Dre and Snoop enjoy
driving around togetherCopy !req
83. in their lowriders
around the corners or lizzle rizzles.Copy !req
84. Turk, you just got schooled on rap
by the 2 whitest chicks in America.Copy !req
85. None of you
can prove it.Copy !req
86. I got it on tape.Copy !req
87. Wicka-wicka-wicka-wicka
wicka-wicka-wicka.Copy !req
88. (Elliot)
There's Dr. Kelso.Copy !req
89. Okay, you're chief resident now,
so say hi.Copy !req
90. But don't stop or you'll have to come up
with something else to sayCopy !req
91. and you know you don't
improvise well.Copy !req
92. Hi, Dr. Kelso.Copy !req
93. Dr. Reid.Copy !req
94. I see you've trimmed
your nose hair.Copy !req
95. (Elliot)
Frick on a stick!Copy !req
96. Molly's nervous because
her boyfriend's in town.Copy !req
97. You know, Mike's kind of private.
So when we go out to dinner, just pretendCopy !req
98. I never told you any
of that personal stuff.Copy !req
99. Gotcha.Copy !req
100. (Elliot) Mike's got a curved peep.Copy !req
101. - Ohh!
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa!Copy !req
102. Watch your step there, little lady.Copy !req
103. - Ha ha ha!
- Thanks, janitor.Copy !req
104. (Elliot)
He is so sweet.Copy !req
105. But why doesn't he
just put up a signCopy !req
106. that says "wet floor"?Copy !req
107. Aah!Copy !req
108. Wet floor.Copy !req
109. Sorry I'm late. I was
recording some thoughts,Copy !req
110. - and I slipped and fell.
- Give me this.Copy !req
111. (tape) Possible nicknames for Dr. Cox
when we become best friends:Copy !req
112. The Coxinator, Cox of seagulls.Copy !req
113. Aah!Copy !req
114. (Elliot) Here it comes.Copy !req
115. Another condescending rantCopy !req
116. about how we suck at our jobs.Copy !req
117. Since you two have
become chief residents,Copy !req
118. I have noticed that
your leadership skillsCopy !req
119. are—how can I put
this delicately?Copy !req
120. Ooh... crap!Copy !req
121. - Oh, sir...
- That is so not nice.Copy !req
122. Some people say
I'm a good leader.Copy !req
123. Well then, why don't you go ahead
and get that young resident back thereCopy !req
124. - to come up here?
- Easy. Lonnie?Copy !req
125. Not right now.Copy !req
126. Yes, sir?Copy !req
127. Slap yourself very hard
in the face, then leave.Copy !req
128. Anyway,Copy !req
129. one of you two is gonna
speak at grand rounds today.Copy !req
130. (Elliot) And here
comes the partCopy !req
131. where he throws me
to the wolvesCopy !req
132. to protect
his little protégé.Copy !req
133. Aha. Mo.Copy !req
134. Barbie, you're up.Copy !req
135. (Elliot) Perfect.Copy !req
136. Our TV's working.Copy !req
137. Why are you reading?Copy !req
138. Oh, I'm researching
some leadership techniquesCopy !req
139. for my residence.Copy !req
140. Well, you're better off watching
good ol' papa smurf here.Copy !req
141. Yeah. He says leadership
boils down to 3 things:Copy !req
142. Smurfaration, smurfaration, smurf.Copy !req
143. - Preparation, inspiration, and fear?
- You know it.Copy !req
144. Ooh, are we playing
pillow feet again?Copy !req
145. I'm not waking Carla tonight.Copy !req
146. Turk!Copy !req
147. I'm sorry, baby.Copy !req
148. - So you're definitely up now, huh?
- Yes.Copy !req
149. That's it.Copy !req
150. From now on, you and I
are going to bed at the same time.Copy !req
151. Okay, that's fine.
But you know what, baby?Copy !req
152. Since you're up,
I was wondering—Copy !req
153. No, Turk! I can't believe that you—Copy !req
154. (Elliot)
Oh, my god!Copy !req
155. How does she eat like that
and stay so thin?Copy !req
156. If I didn't love her so much, I'd totally
spread rumors that she's bulimic.Copy !req
157. So how's it going?Copy !req
158. I'm freaking out about
grand rounds todayCopy !req
159. because Dr. Cox hung me out
to dry again.Copy !req
160. You'll be fine.
Just do what I do—Copy !req
161. fake it till you make it.Copy !req
162. Like when a guy's really bad in bed
and you pretend that he's awesomeCopy !req
163. so he doesn't go
to a special store,Copy !req
164. buy one of those weird pumps
and then accidentally run into your dad?Copy !req
165. Kind of.Copy !req
166. See Dr. Kelso over there?Copy !req
167. I have to go over
and justify my programCopy !req
168. for our psychotic
homeless population.Copy !req
169. Am I scared to go over to his table
of stuffy fat guysCopy !req
170. 'cause I know they're just gonna stare
at my chest the whole time?Copy !req
171. Of course. But...Copy !req
172. I'm just gonna act confident,Copy !req
173. and they're gonna believe
that I'm confident.Copy !req
174. (Elliot)
Wow.Copy !req
175. Excuse me.
Yup, those are my boobs.Copy !req
176. Have you had time
to go over my proposal?Copy !req
177. Ah, yes. Medical care
for crazy homeless people.Copy !req
178. Sounds like
a moneymaker.Copy !req
179. You know it's a good idea.Copy !req
180. (Elliot) As I watched Molly
shielding her boobsCopy !req
181. and working her magic,Copy !req
182. I realized she wasn't
just my friend,Copy !req
183. she's the mentor
I've always been looking for.Copy !req
184. (Turk) Check out my man getting
his leadership on.Copy !req
185. First he hits them
with a little preparation...Copy !req
186. Are there any more questions
about evolving treatment therapies?Copy !req
187. Next, inspiration...Copy !req
188. Now I just
want you to know,Copy !req
189. you guys all have the potential
to be amazing doctors.Copy !req
190. And finally,
a dose of fear.Copy !req
191. Okay. I'll see you guys. Aah!Copy !req
192. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
193. Aah!Copy !req
194. Okay, fear might need
a little work,Copy !req
195. but otherwise,
smurftastic!Copy !req
196. That's how I smurf, baby.Copy !req
197. Mmm, smurfette.Copy !req
198. Blue boobies.Copy !req
199. Who wants another beer?Copy !req
200. Turk, it's bedtime.Copy !req
201. Ha ha. Baby,Copy !req
202. when you said we'd go
to sleep at the same time,Copy !req
203. I thought you meant you'd stay up
until I went to sleep.Copy !req
204. Turk, that's crazy talk.Copy !req
205. But the guys are here,
and it's the ninth inning.Copy !req
206. Gentlemen, a moment for
our fallen comrade.Copy !req
207. (all) Whip-isssh!Copy !req
208. How, uh, how old
is this patient?Copy !req
209. - 79.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
210. And how old
would you say he wasCopy !req
211. when you started
this procedure?Copy !req
212. (Elliot) The more I thought about
how awesome Molly is,Copy !req
213. the more I got sick of Dr. Cox's crap.Copy !req
214. Oh, my god. I could fly to China,Copy !req
215. adopt a child, raise her,Copy !req
216. and send her
to medical schoolCopy !req
217. and then train her
to do this procedureCopy !req
218. in the time it's taken you
to finish it.Copy !req
219. (Elliot) Enough! He's never
been there for you.Copy !req
220. Burn this bridge
once and for all.Copy !req
221. Barbie, honest to god—Copy !req
222. You know what, Dr. Cox?Copy !req
223. I have so had it with this whole
macho Alpha-male thing,Copy !req
224. and I have heard every tired,
recycled put-down you have in you.Copy !req
225. So from now on,
save your stupid lessonsCopy !req
226. for someone
who gives a frick,Copy !req
227. because, honestly,
I don't even want to see youCopy !req
228. or that stupid
poodle perm of yoursCopy !req
229. unless it's walking
away from me.Copy !req
230. (Elliot) God, that felt great!Copy !req
231. Hmm. Hopefully, it won't have
ramifications for anyone else.Copy !req
232. Uhh!Copy !req
233. That sound you're hearing
is my residents' respect.Copy !req
234. It feels good.Copy !req
235. Gloria!Copy !req
236. You were supposed to start
pre-rounds at 7:00.Copy !req
237. It's now 7:03.Copy !req
238. I'm sorry I'm late.
But I was singing and I fell.Copy !req
239. And I know I've used
the falling excuse before,Copy !req
240. but it happened again.Copy !req
241. Look, I know the only thing
you've ever been responsible forCopy !req
242. was picking which
Duran Duran cover bandCopy !req
243. would play at your
sorority formal,Copy !req
244. but you're supposed to
be teaching these kids.Copy !req
245. So how's about you
learn how to walk,Copy !req
246. ditch the tape recorder,
and act like you got a pair!Copy !req
247. Mah-ha!Copy !req
248. Kill Lonnie.Copy !req
249. (Elliot) I felt great
after telling Dr. Cox off. Why?Copy !req
250. Because I knew I had
someone to support me,Copy !req
251. someone to look up to,
someone pretty amazing.Copy !req
252. Wow! That outfit would look
better on my floor.Copy !req
253. Mistake.Copy !req
254. Uhh! No!Copy !req
255. Not the lasso of truth!Copy !req
256. Uhh!Copy !req
257. I once had a threesome
and not the cool kind.Copy !req
258. Hey, we gotta do the
dinner another night.Copy !req
259. How come?Copy !req
260. Well, Mike got up
early this morning,Copy !req
261. and he wanted to read the paper
and I don't get it,Copy !req
262. so then he went into the neighbor's
and they don't get it either, so...Copy !req
263. He broke into their garage
and stole their carCopy !req
264. and wrapped it
around a telephone pole.Copy !req
265. Oh, my god! Is he okay?Copy !req
266. I've been better.Copy !req
267. Oh, sorry. Mike, Elliot.
Elliot, Mike.Copy !req
268. Oh. Great.Copy !req
269. I'll be right in.Copy !req
270. - Elliot, I'm sorry.
- Ah, you don't have to say anything.Copy !req
271. I know all about how it is
when you think a guy's greatCopy !req
272. and he ends up
being a car thief.Copy !req
273. Well, you know,
relationships are never perfect,Copy !req
274. and Mike's got
a lot of potential.Copy !req
275. He's got the most beautiful
eyes I've ever seen.Copy !req
276. (Elliot) Oh, my god, my mentor's
a crazy person.Copy !req
277. - (Mike) Molly!
- Coming, babe.Copy !req
278. - So, rain check on the dinner.
- Yeah.Copy !req
279. Ha ha!Copy !req
280. (Elliot) Watching Molly,Copy !req
281. I found myself asking
the same questions I always do.Copy !req
282. Did I line up
behind the wrong person?Copy !req
283. Am I too much of a wimp?Copy !req
284. - (men cheering)
- Oh, my god! What a catch!Copy !req
285. (Elliot) Will people around here
ever respect me?Copy !req
286. Guys. Guys! Guys!Copy !req
287. (Elliot) Unfortunately,
I had closed the door on the creepCopy !req
288. who used to occasionally
give me answers.Copy !req
289. I just had to hope that
I hadn't closed it for good.Copy !req
290. Uh, Dr. Cox, do you have a sec?Copy !req
291. It's gonna be okay, sweetie.Copy !req
292. (Elliot) As I watched Molly gently
stroke the hand of a convicted felon,Copy !req
293. I had to admit, his eyes were stunning.Copy !req
294. Still, I couldn't help but think
what the next few years would be likeCopy !req
295. if she was my mentor.Copy !req
296. The police caught this guy
robbing a liquor store.Copy !req
297. His tox screen
came back positiveCopy !req
298. for methamphetamines
and cocaine.Copy !req
299. Okay, what should I do?Copy !req
300. Oh, my god. Make out
with him immediately.Copy !req
301. He's such a catch.Copy !req
302. Hi. I'm Dr. Reid.Copy !req
303. What's up?Copy !req
304. Dude, Dr. Cox went ballistic on me
in front of all my residents.Copy !req
305. Now I've lost my mojo.
Check this out.Copy !req
306. Aah!Copy !req
307. - Hey, J.D.
- You see? There's no fear.Copy !req
308. - Can you help a brother out?
- Dude, I've got my own problems.Copy !req
309. I've got a bedtime again.Copy !req
310. I haven't had a bedtime
in, like, 12 years.Copy !req
311. You had a bedtime
when you were 17?Copy !req
312. No, not every night.Copy !req
313. On the weekends, I didn't
have to be in bed by 11:00,Copy !req
314. - but I had to be in my room.
- Oh, that's way cooler.Copy !req
315. Point is Carla's setting
some kind of recordCopy !req
316. on being a major pain in the ass,
and I can't help you.Copy !req
317. (tape) Carla's setting
some kind of recordCopy !req
318. on being a major pain in the ass,
and I can't help you.Copy !req
319. Okay, here's what you do.Copy !req
320. (Elliot) Okay, you can't
bend that way anymore,Copy !req
321. 'cause when you do, that last vertebrae
above your butt sticks outCopy !req
322. and makes you look
like a prehistoric camel.Copy !req
323. What are you thinking?Copy !req
324. Same ol', same ol'.Copy !req
325. Camel butt?Copy !req
326. Yeah.Copy !req
327. Hey, Carla, can you warn everyone
that Mike gets a little handsyCopy !req
328. when he's
on the painkillers?Copy !req
329. Dr. Vaji already told us.Copy !req
330. It was horrible.Copy !req
331. Oh.Copy !req
332. Um, Elliot, do you
want to grab some lunch?Copy !req
333. Oh, um, I'm sorry, I can't.Copy !req
334. I'm, uh, busy.Copy !req
335. Okay.Copy !req
336. (Elliot) I felt bad,Copy !req
337. but it was time
to start pulling away.Copy !req
338. - Dr. Cox.
- Hold on.Copy !req
339. Say, Bob, did you happen to orderCopy !req
340. - any of the pain in the ass?
- No.Copy !req
341. We didn't order any
of the pain in the ass.Copy !req
342. You yelled at me
in front of my residents.Copy !req
343. I didn't yell at you.Copy !req
344. (tape) So how's about
you learn how to walk,Copy !req
345. ditch the tape recorder,
and act like you got a pair!Copy !req
346. I'll let you two talk.
Ooh, and, Perry,Copy !req
347. I would be remiss
if I didn't tell youCopy !req
348. that earlier I wish I had said,Copy !req
349. "I must've ordered
the pain in the assCopy !req
350. seeing as you're sitting there."Copy !req
351. Here I was thinking
the same thing, Bob.Copy !req
352. Let's do this again.Copy !req
353. Tell you what there, gidget,Copy !req
354. if you promise to leave right now,Copy !req
355. I won't yell at you in front
of your peons anymore.Copy !req
356. You ruined my credibility!Copy !req
357. Now look me in the eyes
and tell me that's not messed up.Copy !req
358. Fair enough.Copy !req
359. Later on today when you
are with your residents,Copy !req
360. I'll come up for something.Copy !req
361. You'll tell me you're too busy
in a manly way,Copy !req
362. and I will contritely turn aroundCopy !req
363. and walk out of the room
with my tail between my legs.Copy !req
364. Problem solved.Copy !req
365. Can you pull off contrite?Copy !req
366. Can you pull off manly way?Copy !req
367. Should've seen that coming.Copy !req
368. Oh, hey, Turk, would you pour me
a cup of decaf, please?Copy !req
369. We gotta go to bed early tonight.Copy !req
370. I'll have some of that decaf, son.Copy !req
371. No, sir. See, this is regular.Copy !req
372. Yeah. I gotta give Carla the strong stuff
just to keep her awakeCopy !req
373. so I can stay up a little later.Copy !req
374. Ah, drugging your own wife.Copy !req
375. Been there.
Careful, though.Copy !req
376. It starts out with coffee.Copy !req
377. Next thing you know,
you're rooting around the nightstandCopy !req
378. for an adrenaline shotCopy !req
379. to counteract
a valium overdose.Copy !req
380. Your coffee, my love.Copy !req
381. Thank you, my husband.Copy !req
382. What a fun day.Copy !req
383. Hey, camel butt.Copy !req
384. I heard you and Carla
talking earlier.Copy !req
385. (Elliot) Frick on a stick
with a brick!Copy !req
386. Just leave.Copy !req
387. Oh, whoa now.Copy !req
388. What happened to—
what happened to feisty Barbie, huh?Copy !req
389. You know, it took me
a hell of a lot to shake offCopy !req
390. that tongue-lashing
you gave me yesterday.Copy !req
391. Yeah, well, yesterday
I had a mentor,Copy !req
392. but she turned out to be insane.Copy !req
393. I mean, how am I supposed to take
professional adviceCopy !req
394. from somebody who can't even hold together
their personal life?Copy !req
395. Look, I know you and I have
never really connected.Copy !req
396. Maybe that's because
you're relentlessly annoyingCopy !req
397. or maybe it's my fault
because I can't tolerateCopy !req
398. relentlessly annoying people.Copy !req
399. I don't know.
But answer me one question.Copy !req
400. Do you think
I'm a good teacher?Copy !req
401. To some people.Copy !req
402. Fair enough.
Why don't we go aheadCopy !req
403. and take a look at my personal life?Copy !req
404. I am in love with a woman that I hate,Copy !req
405. my 2-year-old son calls me Perry,Copy !req
406. and this is something that
I've never actually sharedCopy !req
407. with anybody before,
but on Saturday nights,Copy !req
408. I like to throw on a nice dress,
go out to dive bars,Copy !req
409. and insist that everybody
call me Mrs. Haberdasher.Copy !req
410. Ha ha!Copy !req
411. No, you don't.Copy !req
412. Well, even if I did,
it wouldn't really matterCopy !req
413. since that has nothing to do
with how good of a teacher I am.Copy !req
414. Stick with me here, Barbie.Copy !req
415. The point is that if
you've finally somebodyCopy !req
416. who makes you believe in yourselfCopy !req
417. as much as you did yesterday,Copy !req
418. well... I would think twiceCopy !req
419. before I wrote
that person off.Copy !req
420. Okay, everybody,
gather around, please.Copy !req
421. Newbie, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
422. I'm a little busy right now, Perry.Copy !req
423. Oh. My fault.Copy !req
424. I'll come back later.Copy !req
425. Oh, and another thing.Copy !req
426. From now on, I'd prefer it
if you'd address me as Dr. Dorian.Copy !req
427. (whispering) Are you really doing this?Copy !req
428. You bet your ass I am.Copy !req
429. And from now on,
if you have a problem with me,Copy !req
430. you come see me in private,
not in front of my boys.Copy !req
431. My boys got enough to worry about.Copy !req
432. Wrap it up there, bingo.Copy !req
433. I simply will not tolerate it, Perry!Copy !req
434. And neither will my boys.Copy !req
435. The next minute you find yourself alone,Copy !req
436. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
437. It was worth it.Copy !req
438. Lonnie, slap the face.Copy !req
439. All of you, slap your faces.Copy !req
440. Awesome.Copy !req
441. Hmm?Copy !req
442. Boy. Wha—Copy !req
443. Ooh.Copy !req
444. It's morning already?Copy !req
445. No, but I could see how you think thatCopy !req
446. being that it's light out
and we're in bed.Copy !req
447. Baby, since we've got married,Copy !req
448. I've done every little thing
you've asked me to do.Copy !req
449. But I will not have
my woman tell meCopy !req
450. when I need to go to bed, okay?Copy !req
451. Okay.Copy !req
452. - Really? That quick?
- I love it when you're all,Copy !req
453. "my woman this, my woman that."Copy !req
454. That's what I thought. Ha ha.Copy !req
455. - Good night.
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
456. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
457. Can we leave the lights on?Copy !req
458. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
459. Hey, Molly?Copy !req
460. I was just wondering if I could get
your advice on something,Copy !req
461. you know, if you're not
too busy with Mike.Copy !req
462. Well, actually,
we decided to take a little break.Copy !req
463. - How long?
- 2-5 years.Copy !req
464. Ah. Ha ha!Copy !req
465. I freaked you out a little bit
with him, didn't I?Copy !req
466. Oh, I try not to judge.Copy !req
467. I know I should know better.
I'm a shrink.Copy !req
468. But show me a guy who wants to
get married and has a good job,Copy !req
469. and it's like snoozeville for me.Copy !req
470. But if you know a 35-year-old
who still lives at home with his momCopy !req
471. and he still thinks his band can make it,Copy !req
472. tell me where to meet him
so I can buy him dinner.Copy !req
473. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
474. (Elliot) Listening to Molly
made me realizeCopy !req
475. a person doesn't
have to be perfectCopy !req
476. to be exactly what you need.Copy !req
477. Yeah. I've dated some pretty immature
guys, too.Copy !req
478. Hello, tiny ladies.Copy !req
479. I don't believe we've met.Copy !req
480. I'm the world's most giant doctor.Copy !req
481. Nice to—Copy !req
482. (J.D.) As I watched Elliot
and Molly walk offCopy !req
483. and thought about how LonnieCopy !req
484. was a much less stable
giant doctor base than Turk,Copy !req
485. I realized how important it isCopy !req
486. to have someone close to you
that you can count on.Copy !req
487. Uhh!Copy !req
488. Oww! Lonnie!Copy !req
489. Damn you.Copy !req
490. (J.D.) Especially if that someone
is a residentCopy !req
491. that can keep Dr. Cox
from killing you.Copy !req
492. Not in front of my boys.Copy !req
493. This is Lonnie.
He's one of my boys.Copy !req
494. Not sure what that means.
See you later.Copy !req
495. (J.D.) Sometimes you have to keep people
closer than you'd like.Copy !req
496. That was too easy.Copy !req
497. Ha ha.Copy !req
498. No way I'm doing that
7 nights a week.Copy !req
499. (J.D.) In my case, it was best
just to keep my distance.Copy !req
500. May I have a word with you?Copy !req
501. (J.D.) I wonder if we're going
to a happy place.Copy !req