Scrubs 4x10

Directed by Chris Koch

Sam Lloyd as Ted Buckland • Robert Maschio as Todd • Richard Kind as Mr. Corman • Jon Polito as Mr. Summers • Zach Mills as Young J.D.

With the case against Turk on his mind, J.D. attempts to end it with Neena, but she won't take "no" for an answer and keeps him wrapped around her finger. Carla tries her own way of persuading Mr. Corman to drop the lawsuit. Elliot sets out to prove she isn't the doctor she was four years ago and doesn't need to rely on anyone anymore.

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1. (J.D.) I don't know why, but I feel like Turk and Carla are upset with me.

2. Still, I can't be sure, so it's always good to test.

3. May I have a pancake, please?

4. (J.D.) Okay, they're mad.

5. (J.D.) I'm pretty sure it's because of my new girlfriend.

6. She's amazing.

7. Don't get me wrong, she's not the warmest person.

8. Ha! Neena, the funniest thing happened—

9. - I'm eating. - Sorry.

10. I'm starving.

11. Wish I hadn't left my wallet at home.

12. (J.D.) Mmm... bread.

13. Aah!

14. (J.D.) Also the sex could be a little impersonal.

15. So that's a no on cuddling?

16. (J.D.) Still, Turk and Carla's main problem with Neena

17. is that she's a malpractice attorney who's suing Turk.

18. Needless to say, I was doing everything I could

19. not to rub the relationship in Turk's face.

20. I could probably do more.

21. - Good morning. - (both) Mm.

22. I'll see you at the deposition.

23. I'll try not to spank your lawyer

24. as hard as I spanked him last night.

25. (J.D.) Bye.

26. FYI, there was no spanking last night, okay?

27. Really?

28. - Yeah. - Then this won't hurt.

29. - (smack) - Nope.

30. Hit him again, baby.

31. (quietly) Why?

32. (J.D.) After spreading half a tube

33. of what I thought was burn ointment on my butt,

34. it was off to work.

35. What smells like vagisil?

36. Nothing. How can I help you?

37. Remember how I thought Mr. Peterson's back pain was sacrolitis

38. and you said it wasn't?

39. Well, I was right.

40. Yeah, uh, you should never use scalding-hot coffee for a victory sip.

41. It's a beginner's mistake.

42. (with burned tongue) Oh, yeah? What are you so negative about?

43. (J.D.) Over the last few months, Elliot's come into her own as a doctor,

44. and now that her mentor Molly is gone, she wants to prove it wasn't a fluke.

45. (Dr. Kelso, over P.A.) Attention, staff.

46. One of our hospital's board members is coming in as a patient.

47. The first doctor to my office gets to treat him.

48. (J.D.) Of course, around here everyone's looking to prove themselves.

49. (Dr. Kelso) Go!

50. Aah! Aah!

51. Aah!

52. So, Craig, how's your grandmother doing?

53. Oh, she's much better now. Thanks.

54. - (ding) - It turns out it was just—

55. Whoo-hoo-hoo- hoo-hoo!

56. - (slam) - (pained) Ohh!

57. Thanks.

58. - Ohh! - Oh.

59. J.D., how could you do this to Turk?

60. You two are so close that I occasionally have nightmares

61. of you running away together.

62. Where do we go?

63. One time we went to Aspen.

64. Oh, I hope it was summer. I'm not that big a skier.

65. Girls! I want an explanation.

66. Turk, tell her our code.

67. If you haven't had sex in 6 months,

68. you're not accountable for who you sleep with.

69. Oh, please. When you were single,

70. you were never that desperate, were you?

71. Aah!

72. Oh, that was amazing.

73. (Weakly) Yes, it was.

74. Ha ha ha ha.

75. We're all god's children in the dark.

76. Christopher Duncan Turk, you tell him how you really feel,

77. just like you told me last night, or I will do it for you.

78. "Baby...

79. Why does he hurt me so ba-a-ad?"

80. - I want you to stop seeing her. - Fine.

81. But I'm only ending it because friends come first.

82. Plus, you already had sex with her.

83. 41/2 times.

84. Later.

85. Jordan, you're on the board.

86. What is the story on my patient Mr. Summers?

87. Uh, well, stick, I'm gonna warn you the same way I warn Perry

88. every time I have more than 3 scotches.

89. Prepare to have your ass grabbed.

90. That's disturbing in, like, 8 different ways.

91. Barbie, the guy's a sexist pig. He's gonna eat you alive.

92. Look, I'm not the same doctor I was 4 years ago.

93. I am smarter and more confident and—

94. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

95. Just skip the rest of your "I'll show you" speech

96. and just walk away in a huff. I'm very busy.

97. Thank you.

98. So should we start this deposition,

99. or do you boys just want to hand us a big bag of money?

100. (chuckles) "Big bag of money."

101. You aren't gonna freeze up around her again, are you, Ted?

102. No chance. I'm drugged up.

103. Plus, if I concentrate,

104. I think I can control the excessive flop sweat

105. I get the second she speaks.

106. Ted? You ready to get started?

107. Whenever you're ready, Neena.

108. First off, I'd just like to say that these charges—

109. We should take a short recess.

110. Believe me, you're better off.

111. I agree.

112. Now, Mr. Korman is contending that the shoulder surgery he received

113. ruined his tennis serve.

114. I'd like to start by asking Dr. Turk if his diabetes

115. could have affected his performance in surgery?

116. You're diabetic?

117. Yes. I told you that.

118. I thought you were joking.

119. How is that funny?

120. Well, it's a very serious disease,

121. and I don't like you.

122. How do we even know he plays tennis?

123. Look at him. He's awful.

124. You are awful.

125. Wait for the serve.

126. - (sound of bullet ricocheting) - Aah!

127. We're settling.

128. I want you to know that I still think you're a great doctor,

129. and I've been talking to my rabbi a lot lately

130. about me finally getting circumcised.

131. It's not a religious thing.

132. It's more for the ladies.

133. What?

134. Hey, Neena.

135. (J.D.) God help me, I'm gonna miss that smile.

136. I think because of the whole Turk situation

137. we should probably stop seeing each other.

138. - No. - You can't just say no.

139. No is the answer to a question,

140. and I clearly wasn't asking a question, Neena.

141. I was making a dramatic statement, and I'm sorry,

142. but that statement was "good-bye."

143. Uhh! Uhh!

144. Uhhh!

145. You know, one of us is gonna tire eventually.

146. Uhh!

147. So, how are we feeling, Mr. Summers?

148. I feel like my ex-wife is standing on my chest...

149. And not the pretty one.

150. The fat one that had all my kids.

151. Fantastic. Uh, I'd like to start by—

152. Listen, goldilocks,

153. unless the next 3 words out of your mouth

154. are some combination of sponge, bath, and my big white ass,

155. I'm not interested.

156. Now, how about you be a nice little nurse

157. and go find my doctor.

158. Actually, sir—

159. His name is Elliot Reid.

160. So, what's the word?

161. Is this guy any good?

162. Oh, he rocks.

163. Baby, you know if my malpractice insurance goes through the roof,

164. you're gonna have to take a step down lifestyle-wise.

165. I live in a tiny apartment with my husband, his best friend,

166. and their dead stuffed dog.

167. What's the step down?

168. Hey, come on.

169. One of the most amazing things about you

170. is that you never let anything beat you.

171. Yeah, I am pretty impressive.

172. Yes, you are, and don't you let anything else

173. get into that beautiful head of yours.

174. Okay?

175. What could get into this man's head, baby? Huh?

176. Tough day, huh?

177. Want to talk about it?

178. - Come on. - Yeah.

179. - Neena, it's over. - No, it's not.

180. In fact, I find myself oddly turned on

181. by your timid, "baby horse standing up for the first time"

182. style of love-making.

183. First of all, thank you.

184. Secondly, I tried to be reasonable.

185. Now, if you want to see my dark side,

186. you're gonna see my dark side.

187. Ah, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

188. Yet another strong moment for you?

189. Why don't you just tell me how this ends?

190. You won't break up with me. You will betray your friend.

191. What is this, some sort of, like, lawyer mind trick?

192. - It's not gonna happen. - Sit down.

193. I won't. I'm leaving.

194. You're gonna have sex with me.

195. I'll do nothing of the sort.

196. And as the ultimate act of betrayal,

197. you will do it on the very same sweat-and-tear-soaked table

198. where I crushed your friend.

199. Oh... I hate a dirty table.

200. I love a dirty table.

201. God help me, I do.

202. I do love a dirty table.

203. Okay, Mr. Summers, your EKGs came back,

204. and Dr. Reid liked what he saw.

205. When the hell am I getting out of here?

206. Dr. Reid thought you might ask that

207. and he had an answer for you. Shut your cakehole!

208. He also said for you to stop paying off orderlies

209. to sneak you cheeseburgers, you big load.

210. Wow. He's old school.

211. Like me.

212. Hey! That belongs to Dr. Reid.

213. So you and Reid...

214. Yes, we're lovers.

215. Red-hot lovers.

216. I'm guessing he's married?

217. She doesn't understand him like I do.

218. I love this guy.

219. Not like I do.

220. Hey, Turk's kind of in a dark place right now,

221. so stay away from him, okay?

222. Nothing personal. You're just an awful human being.

223. Of course. But, uh...

224. We kind of crossed paths already.

225. Life is pointless, Gandhi,

226. and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

227. The only thing more pointless than life itself

228. is being a doctor.

229. I mean, bottom line, you spend 8 years and 200 Gs

230. trying to get through med school, and what do you have to show for it?

231. I'll tell you. A diploma on your wall

232. and a bull's-eye on your back.

233. And you reminded him that people are basically good?

234. People suck. They suck. And make no mistake about it,

235. even sweet little old ladies

236. are looking to bend you over a chair in court.

237. Come on.

238. We covered people.

239. And I know you would never do anything

240. to ruin his innocence.

241. You see, there is a compartment in the hat,

242. so the stinkin' rabbit is actually in there the whole time.

243. Right?

244. People pretty much hear what they want to hear, okay?

245. What did you do?

246. Excuse me.

247. My son is interested in becoming a doctor,

248. and I thought maybe you could tell him what it's like.

249. I'd love to. I would love to.

250. Do you have a dog, bowl cut?

251. Well, I want you to find a pile of its best work

252. and roll all around in it.

253. See, that's how it feels to be a doctor,

254. because here's the dirty little secret—

255. (quietly) People don't want your help.

256. They want your dignity. They want your pride.

257. But mostly, they want your money.

258. Good luck in med school.

259. Oh.

260. The next time you see a magic show,

261. the bunny was in the hat the whole time.

262. Peace out.

263. You are so dead.

264. (J.D.) You can only keep the truth hidden for so long.

265. Enough is enough.

266. I want to meet this Dr. Reid.

267. No problem.

268. (under her breath) Frick.

269. Turk, wait!

270. Let's sit down and talk about this.

271. (J.D.) And when the truth comes out, it doesn't set you free

272. as much as you'd hoped.

273. Hey, buddy.

274. (J.D.) Especially if it involves betraying your best friend.

275. Did we win?

276. Hold on, Turk. Haven't you ever heard of keeping your enemies closer?

277. I was just keeping her close, Turk.

278. Hey, Gandhi. Gandhi, I think we should talk. What do you think?

279. (J.D.) Sure, Dr. Cox and I were feeling guilty,

280. but if Turk didn't want to talk about it, we were in the clear.

281. May I have a word with you two?

282. Hey, who wants to be me?

283. Craig, you're probably still mad at me. Anyone else?

284. Dr. Reid at your service.

285. Okay, that's a no for Todd.

286. Isn't there anyone here that I can trust to be me?

287. Hello. I'm Dr. Reid.

288. Dr. Elliot Reid.

289. I'm a doctor.

290. What is the matter with you two?

291. J.D., you said you were gonna break up with Neena.

292. I know. Believe me, the whole time we were having sex

293. I was thinking about Turk.

294. That came out wrong.

295. And you—

296. why do you want everybody in this hospital

297. to be as miserable as you?

298. How could you not get this?

299. What does misery love?

300. - All right, look— - Company!

301. Misery loves company!

302. Misery loves company.

303. Oh, god.

304. Okay, sure, sure. Maybe we did screw up,

305. just a poquito,

306. but come on, we're definitely not the ones

307. that you want to be mad at.

308. Oh, yeah? Then who?

309. Hiya, fellas.

310. Mr. Summers,

311. - I think we can save your foot. - It's his heart.

312. I know that.

313. We're concerned about your ticker.

314. Mm-hmm.

315. Mm-hmm.

316. Hmm? Mm. Mm-hmm.

317. Mm-hmm.

318. Hmm.

319. Ahem. Ahem!

320. Ah. Yes.

321. Yes, yes.

322. Well, your... Paper strip looks good.

323. But... we're going to have to listen to that heart of yours.

324. - Ahem. - Pbbt, pbbt.

325. Well, I'm afraid I was wrong.

326. We're going to have to take that foot.

327. (J.D.) My talk with Carla gave me the courage to take a stand.

328. After all, misery loves camaraderie.

329. - Look, Neena— - If you talk about

330. ending our relationship again, I'll punish you.

331. (J.D.) Punish me? How?

332. You know what? Now, this is cra—

333. I am not gonna get your name tattooed on my ankle, okay?

334. Enough is enough, all right?

335. A man has to have his limits. Let's get out of here.

336. Come on.

337. (J.D.) And that's when I realized I would never be strong enough

338. to break Neena's hold over me. I needed help.

339. I needed someone who was even scarier than she was.

340. I needed a real witch.

341. It's a witch!

342. Eee ha ha ha ha ha!

343. Somebody must have left this here from Halloween.

344. God, Dr. Cox is gonna go off on me.

345. This'll be worse than the time my brother Barry

346. caught me reading his Playgirl magazines.

347. No. Don't you mean Playboy?

348. - No. - So you're saying that your brother's—

349. - Has he actually told your family that— - No.

350. - But everyone's positive that he's— - Yes.

351. Do you think he and another guy have ever—

352. No more questions.

353. Elliot, if you can handle that sexist dirtbag in there,

354. you can certainly handle Perry.

355. Why are you being nice to me?

356. Okay. Perry occasionally talks to me at home,

357. and he told me that you don't need him as much anymore,

358. and it annoys the hell out of him,

359. which, of course, gives me endless enjoyment.

360. Don't go backwards. Own what you did with Mr. Summers.

361. You are so much stronger than all the other idiot residents around here.

362. Really?

363. Uh, Jordan, I need you to break up with somebody for me.

364. Really.

365. Hey, there's no pie here.

366. Oh, my god!

367. Oh, you two are gonna kill me.

368. Nobody's gonna kill you.

369. Hi. I'm Dr. Nobody.

370. Oh, I see. This is your hippocratic oath?

371. Schoolyard threats?

372. Seriously, is there no pie?

373. Look, Turk, I know you feel like you did right by him,

374. but you have to acknowledge that Mr. Korman here

375. feels like you let him down.

376. Hey, you know what?

377. I don't feel that way.

378. I know you did the best job you could.

379. But there's something that you should know about me.

380. People hate me.

381. But in tennis,

382. they're forced to interact.

383. So... For 3 hours 2 Sundays a month...

384. I have friends. You know what I mean?

385. So what you're saying is that even though you think

386. my husband did a great job,

387. you've decided to crush his spirit

388. by putting a permanent black mark on his medical record

389. over a tennis game?

390. I fear I've said too much.

391. Okay, this woman is horrifying, so don't panic.

392. - I'll be fine. - I was talking to myself.

393. Oh, there you are. Go get in the backseat of my car

394. and lie down on the floor.

395. - Back. - Okay.

396. Neena. Word?

397. (J.D.) Oh, it's so on.

398. You got something to say, say it.

399. (J.D.) The thing about strong women—

400. if you call them out, they're gonna give you a piece of their mind.

401. I should've known, Barbie.

402. Hell, you have been impersonating a doctor

403. since the first day you got here.

404. Look, I did what I had to do to treat this guy.

405. And as far as me being scared

406. about you telling him that I'm full of crap—

407. - Hey, jerkwad! I'm Dr. Reid! - (Summers) What?

408. Oh, and by the way,

409. I had a little chat with your wife.

410. I know I'm in your head.

411. It took me 3 years to move in and I'm not moving out.

412. Here's what's gonna happen.

413. You're gonna drop this lawsuit because it's wrong and you know it,

414. but also because if you don't,

415. I'm gonna pound the plaid right off that shirt

416. and make it so the only way you'll be able to eat pie

417. is through a straw.

418. You come in here and walk around like you're the queen bee?

419. Guess what, missy. This is my house.

420. You and Mr. Chestless here are over.

421. So move on. 'Cause if you don't,

422. I'm gonna turn your little lame liaison into a threesome starring yours truly.

423. (softly) And I don't kiss nice.

424. Hyah!

425. Huh!

426. Hyah!

427. (J.D.) And just like that, we all knew who had won.

428. Ouch.

429. Yeah!

430. Okay. Fine. It's over.

431. (J.D.) I'm free?

432. Hey, you. Go get in the back of my car.

433. Awesome.

434. Wow.

435. Thanks, Jordan.

436. - I'll see you around. - Not so fast.

437. You're my bitch now.

438. Jordan's making me stretch out her new jeans.

439. Ah, cry me a river.

440. You know what Gandhi's wife made me do this afternoon

441. because I supposedly crushed his spirit?

442. What?

443. Ever since the surgery, I've been serving lefty.

444. A little unpredictable,

445. but I'm getting some good heat.

446. Can't wait to see it.

447. - Ohh! - (pow!)

448. Hit you on the fly!

449. 15-love!

450. Turk, I'm sorry about Neena.

451. Ah, it's okay, man.

452. She's a woman. I understand.

453. (J.D.) And the truth was he did understand.

454. No matter how much we like to pretend otherwise,

455. strong, confident women will always have the power over us.

456. Whether they're fighting for respect...

457. Or fighting for their man...

458. Or even just fighting for the hell of it.

459. Strong women make all guys feel the same way.

460. (Perry's voice) Jordan looks mad. I should go.

461. (Turk's voice) I have to pick up Carla's dry cleaning.

462. Well, what do we have here?

463. (J.D.'s voice) Oh, no.

464. I heard from a reliable source that you want to live in a dumpster.

465. I can arrange that.

466. I know a perfect neighborhood.

467. Bye-bye!