1. It's nice when Carla's family comes to
town, because she cleans our apartment.
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3. Why is there silverware
in the pancake drawer?
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4. Those nuts are for my brother.
Please don't eat them all.
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5. Why you making a big deal
about your brother coming?
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6. My baby brother, I practically raised
him. Get along with him this time.
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7. If you do,
I promise to fulfil your fantasy.
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8. But not with the weird outfit
or those toys.
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9. - So normal sex?
- If I'm not sleeping.
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10. Deal.
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11. What's up? Something happen
at her mother's funeral?
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12. This is a rental and I got the mileage
up here. No joy-riding, comprende?
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13. Turk. This is my brother, Marco.
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14. Sorry for your loss.
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15. I mean, who wears a vest
to a funeral anyway?
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that Carla's brother hated Turk.
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without speaking the same language.
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18. Dude, you were wearing a vest.
Vesto.
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Elliot had a boyfriend,
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20. but I was still crazy about her
and she wasn't making it any easier.
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21. - What are you doing?
- All the beds are taken. Scoot.
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22. Bunk with the Todd.
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23. JD, you know that
he is a sleep-humper.
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24. Sometimes when I'm banging this
mattress, I'm thinking about that one.
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25. Hello? Sean? Where are you?
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26. The west coast of New Zealand?
I'm in the on-call room.
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27. - JD's here. Say "hi".
- Hey, Sean.
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28. Oh, you wanted to keep talking?
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29. How can you get over someone
when you're around them all the time?
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30. This night could not get any worse.
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31. Todd.
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34. I'm worried about our giant nanny.
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at our son like a plate of ribs.
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36. Should have hired the skinny model.
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37. If she ate Jack,
she'd throw up right after.
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38. I got board meetings all day.
See you for dinner.
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39. - Doug!
- I don't wanna be a doctor!
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40. Fine. I'll tell you how it ends.
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41. Dr Phil says, "And how
is that working out for you?"
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42. Then the big fat lady cries.
All right.
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43. I'm sure you're wondering
why I'm residency director
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44. considering my disdain
for... well... all of you.
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45. Is it the extra $4 a week
in my paycheque,
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difference in this godforsaken hellhole.
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47. It's all about the $4, trust me.
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48. And seeing as my money is contingent
on you lemmings doing your jobs,
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49. I'd say now is a pretty good time
for you to scurry on back to work
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50. so that I can afford the
anti-depressants that keep me so jolly.
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51. Go!
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53. I think he means me, Angela.
I wonder what I did now.
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54. This new gig is a great opportunity
for me and I want it to go well.
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55. For some reason,
these bobble-heads look up to you,
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56. so it would make my life one hell of a
lot easier if you got in line behind me.
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57. No problem.
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58. I guess people can surprise you.
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59. - We'd still die.
- We'd still what?
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even if we jumped before impact,
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62. - I wish I'd taken the stairs.
- Me too.
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63. Sorry, sometimes I have this
inner monologue in my head.
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64. Inner monologue? Weirdo!
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65. This is my floor.
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66. Lucky bastard.
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67. - What did I miss?
- It's come to my attention...
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68. It came to his attention.
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69. Family of critically ill
patients complained
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70. because of the small amount of time
you spend with their loved ones.
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71. In Dr Murphy's case,
that's a good thing.
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72. Sir, if I could take this chance
to explain my high mortality rate...?
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73. I'll do that.
You're a bad doctor.
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74. Complaints are a stone's throw
away from lawsuits.
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75. So from this point on, I don't care
how bleak a patient's prognosis is,
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76. you'll give each and every one
the same amount of your time.
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77. Unfortunately, our residency director
felt differently.
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78. Dead. Dead.
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79. Dead, dead, and... Oh, my goodness,
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80. if we don't have somebody here
we might be able to help.
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81. Miss Barto is 36, septic
and in respiratory failure.
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82. Dr Weiss, draw up three sets
of surveillance cultures.
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83. - Mr Murphy...
- Dr Murphy?
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84. Just go ahead and get a stat ABG.
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85. We're going to try
to wean her off of the vent today,
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86. so I want all of you to
give her most of your attention.
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87. I say we listen to Dr Cox
and do exactly what he says.
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88. That's unbelievable.
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89. But earlier,
Dr Kelso was telling us that...
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90. I don't want to hear anything
out of that man's mouth,
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91. unless it's:
"My God. I'm dying."
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92. "I'm moving towards the light.
Wait, there's been a mistake."
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93. "This is hell.
Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini."
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94. "Captain Kangaroo. That's weird."
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95. Barbie, I would rather listen to you go
on and on about the joys of dolphin sex.
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96. Dolphin trainer sex.
My boyfriend is a trainer.
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97. That's a shame. The whole dolphin thing
used to make you so interesting.
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98. Too bad. We are moving on.
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99. - You heard, people, we're moving on.
- God help me.
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100. God help him.
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101. My God, is there
a sexier woman in the world?
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102. I gotta go. My chin hair is back.
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103. I wish she'd cut it off
and give it to me.
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104. Oh, God.
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105. I don't mind sitting alone at movies.
But eating alone is sad and pathetic.
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106. - Are you stalking me?
- No.
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107. My sister had a baby.
I'm doing the aunt thing.
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108. Plus it's an excuse
to run away from a relationship.
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109. My boyfriend just dumped me,
so now I love him more than ever.
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110. Any chance of you
getting back together?
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111. He's engaged to be married in
two weeks. But yeah, I think so.
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112. - Unrequited love sucks, you know?
- Yeah, it does.
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113. Know what we need to do...?
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114. - Danni.
- JD. Hi.
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115. We need to move on, OK?
No waiting for our exes by the phone,
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116. no stealing her purse
to return it
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117. and hope she's so grateful, she'll buy
you a drink and maybe have sex after.
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118. - Did that work?
- I stole the wrong purse.
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119. And yes.
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120. Why don't you play the
game with Marco?
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121. I hate Pac-Man.
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122. Really? You have bed sheets
that indicate otherwise.
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123. Fine. Ask him.
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124. Did somebody say cheese? If you're
gonna make a cheese-run, holla at me.
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125. Baby, when we left
the Dominican Republic,
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126. Marco never wanted to learn English.
He went to school in Puerto Rico.
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127. Imagine what it's like
to feel like an outsider
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128. because you're proud
of your heritage.
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129. Did you say something about cheese?
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130. Miss Barto's systemic
vascular resistance is falling,
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131. so the next couple of hours
are going to be crucial.
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132. The fact that these residents are
spending their time with that patient
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133. makes me think you told them
to disobey a direct order from me.
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134. Bob Kelso, that's not true. I told them
to disregard all direct orders from you.
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135. I know you all think of me
as some heartless monster.
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137. wouldn't you want her doctor to spend
as much time with her as anyone?
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138. Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs? Nana
Hobbs can be an eensy bit racist.
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139. - Grandma Dorian.
- She's dead.
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140. Sometimes what's best for this hospital
is what's best for the patients.
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141. I know it, you know it
and Dr Cox knows it too.
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just because I said it.
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143. Sir, I don't think that's true.
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144. - It's hotter than hell in here.
- Freezing.
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145. - Great coffee.
- Rat piss.
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146. Dr Murphy is an incompetent suck-up.
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147. He's one of the finest young doctors
I've ever worked with.
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148. Your witness.
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149. - What are you doing?
- I'm calling my dad.
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150. - Hey, how are you?
- Good.
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151. - So I did it. I talked to my ex.
- And?
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152. I said, "Congratulations, I hope you
two stay happy, and size does matter."
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153. See? That's what happens
when you cut the cord.
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154. You'll be ready for
someone new to come along.
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155. You wanna grab a cup of coffee?
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156. I can't, I got something
really important to do.
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157. Thanks, JD, I'm so tense.
Someone stole my purse.
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158. It'll turn up.
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159. Once the dynamic of a relationship
is established, it rarely changes.
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160. I'm sorry,
but I can't understand you.
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161. Yeah? That talking slower and louder
thing is not as helpful as you think.
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162. Jeez, can you believe this guy?
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163. If the dynamic does change,
it's never as simple as you'd hope.
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165. I got dinner plans with Jordan
and seeing as you're on call,
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166. why not pull up a chair
in front of Miss Barto?
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167. Especially with somebody who's
used to you following their lead.
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168. I'll take care of her
and I'll have my interns help,
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169. but you know,
I have other patients too, so...
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170. Maybe you didn't understand me,
there, Violet.
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171. I don't want you leaving her side even
if someone sees Justin Timberlake.
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172. Damn it, are you
falling in line with me or not?
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173. I don't think so.
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174. OK, then.
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175. It was strange not doing
what Dr Cox wanted me to do.
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176. Still, I knew I was right.
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177. God. If Jordan knew I was
the reason Dr Cox cancelled dinner,
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178. she'd twist my nipples off.
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179. Calm down, Tiger. She doesn't know.
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180. She knows!
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181. Don't worry, guys.
I'd never let her hurt you.
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182. Baby, there you are.
He speaks English.
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183. - Who?
- Your brother.
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184. Tell her you speak English.
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185. Don't... Qué my ass.
Qué my ass.
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186. You saw the whole thing. Tell her.
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187. I don't know what
you're talking about.
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188. Turk, I would know
if my own brother speaks English.
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189. JD.
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going out, do you have those?
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191. Filed in my Elliot cabinet.
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192. I don't know, I might. Why?
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193. The one at the beach where I look
good and you look like Björk?
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194. - Yeah.
- I was hoping you wouldn't mind
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a collage I'm making for Sean.
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196. - No problem.
- Thanks.
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197. - How's the moving on thing going?
- It's going great, Danni.
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199. I wanted to say goodbye. I was
gonna stick around a few more days,
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200. but I don't really feel
like there's a reason to.
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201. - Is there?
- Probably not.
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202. - I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you too.
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203. Dude, we just met. I was kidding.
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204. That's good.
No, I was doing the same thing.
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205. Drive safe.
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push those bangs out of your face,
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208. and keep those peepers
on Miss Barto's haemodynamics?
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209. First, I've got to discharge Mr Hale,
get a stat CT on Mrs Peterson,
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210. then perform a thong extrication
on Ms Reid.
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211. Hey, your last name is Reid.
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212. Doug, I have underwear in my butt.
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I'll totally swing back by here.
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214. You're losing them. Don't get
me wrong. You had me worried
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of young Dr Coxes roaming the halls,
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when I pass out at the Christmas party.
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- Yeah.
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you've been here 10 years
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219. and there's not a disciple of yours
to be found. You know why?
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220. You told them this story
and bored them to death?
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221. No. It's because eventually they start
questioning the gospel according to Cox
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222. and you can't handle that.
Can you?
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- Hello, Mark.
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224. - I'm guessing Carla's not around?
- She's in the bathroom.
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225. Hey, baby,
give me some of that minty breath.
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226. Not in front of my brother. That
stuff always makes him uncomfortable.
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227. Oh, really? I wanted to apologise
for the way I've been acting,
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and all around.
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229. - Turk!
- He can't understand you.
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on the ceiling.
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231. - That's it, you son of a bitch.
- I told you.
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232. So black people can get
black eyes too. Who knew?
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233. I haven't had one this bad since
Nana Hobbs threw that rock.
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234. She thought you were
robbing the house.
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235. JD. Miss Barto's
completely stabilized.
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around here any more, OK?
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237. All right, you all got work to do.
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238. Newbie, maybe I wasn't clear enough
with you about Miss Barto?
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239. Here it comes. I'm incompetent,
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240. I'm a girl with pigtails
that rides a tricycle.
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241. No. Well, yes.
But I'm honestly trying to tell you
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242. I don't think I was being
clear with you before.
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243. In fact, I think
I was being a pretty lousy teacher.
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244. Look, putting one in the win column
every now and then
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245. gives us the juice to keep pluggin'
along in games that we know, deep down,
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247. That's why I locked in
so intensely with that patient.
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248. Because opportunities, they... They
come along so rarely in this place.
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249. And when they do, you can't let them
slip through your fingers. You cannot.
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250. You know?
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252. I wasn't sure what I was hoping for.
That Danni had decided not to leave,
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in the parking lot.
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254. - Danni!
- Yo.
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I had missed an opportunity.
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then, Marco and I speak Spanish?
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259. Baby, fo' shizzle dizzle.
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cos I'm up out this pizzle.
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261. Church.
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262. See, we got our own
secret language too.
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263. No one knew her last name.
No one even remembered seeing her.
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264. I started to wonder
if Danni was even real.
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the thing about life. You...
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266. - Hey, JD.
- Excuse me.
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267. You don't really get
many second chances.
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268. Danni, hi.
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269. Sorry, sometimes I have this
inner monologue in my head.
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270. Oh. Weirdo.
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271. I'm having dinner with my sister
but I'm leaving after that.
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272. Don't. Stay here with me,
we'll get that cup of coffee.
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273. I'm not gonna stick around for one.
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274. OK, two cups and some pie.
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with no complications.
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