Scrubs 3x6

Directed by Marc Buckland • Gail Mancuso

Robert Maschio as Todd • Freddy Rodríguez as Mark • Tara Reid as Danni • Christopher R.C. Bosen as Danny • Johnny Kastl as Doug Murphy

A chance meeting in the elevator sparks a new friendship between J.D. and the mysterious Danni whose ongoing dialogue about her ex forces J.D. to talk about his feelings for Elliot. Carla's brother Marco comes to visit, but he still hasn't forgiven Turk for mistaking him for a valet at their mother's funeral. Unfortunately, Turk can't even apologize because Marco can't speak anything but Spanish. At the hospital, Dr. Cox relishes his new job promotion but is surprised when J.D. doesn't follow his lead in contradicting Dr. Kelso's orders.

Request examples:

!req Scrubs 3x6 [02:32]
!req Scrubs 3x6 [Scrubs 3x6]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Scrubs 3x6 [10-11]; !req Scrubs 3x6 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. It's always nice when Carla's family comes to town,

2. mostly because she cleans our apartment.

3. Why is a pancake in the silverware drawer?

4. You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Hoo-heh!

5. Those nuts are for my brother. Please don't eat them all.

6. Why are you making a big deal about your brother coming?

7. He's my baby brother, I practically raised him.

8. Try and get along with him this time.

9. If you do, I promise to fulfill that fantasy of yours.

10. But not with the weird outfit or those toys.

11. - So just normal sex? - If I'm not sleeping.

12. - Deal. - What's up with you and her brother?

13. Something happen at her mother's funeral?

14. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

15. This is a rental and I got the mileage up here. No joy-riding, comprende?

16. Turk. This is my brother, Marco.

17. Sorry for your loss.

18. I mean, who wears a vest to a funeral anyway?

19. The amazing thing

20. wasn't that Carla's brother hated Turk.

21. It's that he could keep it up without speaking the same language.

22. Dude, you were wearing a vest. Vesto.

23. Still, I had my own problems. Even though she had a boyfriend,

24. I was still crazy about Elliot and she wasn't making it any easier.

25. - Hey. - What are you doing?

26. All the beds are taken. Scoot.

27. Bunk with the Todd.

28. J.D., you know that he is a sleep-humper.

29. Sometimes when I'm banging this mattress,

30. I'm thinking about banging that one.

31. Hello?

32. Sean? Where are you?

33. The west coast of New Zealand? I'm in the on-call room.

34. - J.D.'s here. Say "hi". - Hey, Sean.

35. Oh, you wanted to keep talking?

36. How can you get over someone when you're around them all the time?

37. This night could not get any worse.

38. Todd.

39. You're having a dream. Wake up.

40. Dude. I am awake.

41. I'm having second thoughts about our giant nanny.

42. When the fridge is empty, she looks at our son like a plate of ribs.

43. Should have hired the skinny model.

44. If she ate Jack, she'd throw up right after.

45. I got board meetings all day. See you for dinner tonight.

46. Bye.

47. Doug! Doug!

48. I don't wanna be a doctor!

49. Fine. I'll tell you how it ends.

50. Doctor Phil says, "And how is that working out for you?"

51. Then the big fat lady cries. All right.

52. I'm sure you're wondering why I'm residency director

53. considering my disdain for, well... all of you.

54. Is it the extra $4 a week in my paycheck,

55. or is it the fact that I finally have a chance

56. to make a difference in this godforsaken hellhole.

57. It's all about the $4, trust me.

58. And seeing as my money is contingent on you lemmings doing your jobs,

59. I'd say now is a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work

60. so that I can afford the anti-depressants

61. that keep me so damned jolly.

62. Go!

63. Say, Angela.

64. I think he means me, Angela.

65. I wonder what I did now.

66. This new gig is a great opportunity for me

67. and I want it to go well.

68. For some reason, these bobble-heads look up to you,

69. so it would make my life one hell of a lot easier

70. if you got in line behind me.

71. No problem.

72. I guess people can surprise you.

73. - We'd still die. - We'd still what?

74. If the elevator cable snapped, even if we jumped up before impact,

75. we'd be crushed to death.

76. - I wish I'd taken the stairs. - Me too.

77. Sorry, sometimes I have this inner monologue in my head.

78. Inner monologue? Weirdo!

79. This is my floor.

80. Lucky bastard.

81. - What did I miss? - It's come to my attention...

82. It came to his attention.

83. Family members of critically ill patients complained

84. because of the small amount of time you spend with their loved ones.

85. In Dr. Murphy's case, that's a good thing.

86. Sir, if I could take this chance to explain my high mortality rate...?

87. I'll do that. You're a bad doctor.

88. Now, complaints are a stone's throw away from lawsuits.

89. So from this point on, I don't care how bleak a patient's prognosis is,

90. you'll give each and every one the same amount of your time.

91. Unfortunately, our residency director felt a little differently.

92. Dead.

93. Dead.

94. Dead, dead, and... Oh, my goodness,

95. if we don't have somebody here we might be able to help.

96. Miss Barto is 36, septic and in respiratory failure.

97. Dr. Weiss, draw up three sets of surveillance cultures.

98. - Mr. Murphy... - Dr. Murphy?

99. Just go ahead and get a stat ABG.

100. We're going to try to wean her off of the vent today,

101. so I want all of you people to give her most of your attention.

102. I say we listen to Dr. Cox and do exactly what he says.

103. That's unbelievable.

104. But earlier today, Dr. Kelso was telling us that...

105. Shh! I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth,

106. unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God. I'm dying."

107. "I'm moving towards the light. Wait, there's been a mistake."

108. "This is hell. Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini."

109. "Captain Kangaroo. That's weird."

110. Don't you see, Barbie, I would rather listen to you go on and on

111. about the joys of dolphin sex.

112. Dolphin trainer sex. My boyfriend is a dolphin trainer.

113. That's a shame. The whole dolphin thing used to make you so interesting.

114. Too bad. We are moving on.

115. - You heard him, people, we're moving on. - Oh, God help me.

116. God help him.

117. My God, is there a sexier woman in the world?

118. I gotta go. My chin hair is back.

119. I wish she'd cut it off and give it to me.

120. Oh, God.

121. I don't mind it at the movies, sitting alone.

122. But eating alone is sad and pathetic.

123. - Are you stalking me? - No.

124. My sister had a baby. I'm doing the whole aunt thing.

125. Plus it's an excuse to run away from a relationship.

126. My boyfriend just dumped me, so now I love him more than ever.

127. Any chance of you guys getting back together?

128. He's engaged to be married in two weeks. But yeah, I think so.

129. - Unrequited love sucks, you know? - Yeah, it does.

130. Know what we need to do, uh...?

131. - Danni. - J.D. Hi.

132. We need to move on, OK? No more thinking of our exes,

133. or waiting for the phone, no stealing her purse to return it later

134. and hope that she's so grateful, she'll buy you a drink

135. and maybe have sex after.

136. - Did that work? - I stole the wrong purse.

137. And yes.

138. Why don't you play the next game with Marco?

139. Baby, I hate Pac-Man.

140. Really? You have bed sheets that indicate otherwise.

141. Fine. Ask him.

142. I don't understand why he just doesn't learn English.

143. Did somebody say something about cheese?

144. If you're gonna make a cheese-run, holla at me, dawg.

145. Baby, when we left the Dominican Republic,

146. Marco never wanted to learn English. He went to school in Puerto Rico.

147. Imagine what it's like to feel like an outsider

148. just because you're proud of your heritage.

149. But did you say something about cheese?

150. Miss Barto's systemic vascular resistance is falling,

151. so the next couple of hours are going to be crucial.

152. Perry, the fact that these residents

153. are spending their time with that one patient

154. makes me think you told them to disobey a direct order from me.

155. Bob Kelso, that's not true.

156. I told them to disregard all direct orders from you.

157. I know you all think of me

158. as some heartless monster.

159. Still, if you grandmother were here,

160. wouldn't you want her doctor to spend as much time with her as anyone?

161. Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs?

162. Nana Hobbs can be an eensy bit racist.

163. - Grandma Dorian. - She's dead.

164. The point is,

165. sometimes what's best for this hospital is what's best for the patients.

166. I know it, you know it and Dr. Cox knows it too.

167. Damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.

168. Sir, I don't think that's true.

169. - It's hotter than hell in here. - Freezing.

170. - Great coffee. - Rat piss.

171. Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up.

172. He's one of the finest young doctors I've ever worked with.

173. Your witness.

174. - What are you doing? - I'm calling my dad.

175. Hey.

176. - Hey, how are you? - Good.

177. - I did it. I talked to my ex. - And?

178. I said, "Congratulations, I hope you two stay happy, and size does matter."

179. See? That's what happens when you cut the cord.

180. You'll be ready for someone new to come along.

181. Hey, you wanna grab a cup of coffee?

182. I can't, I got something really important to do.

183. Thanks, J.D., I'm so tense.

184. Someone stole my purse.

185. It'll turn up.

186. Once the dynamic of a relationship is established, it rarely changes.

187. I'm sorry,

188. but I can't understand you.

189. Yeah? That talking slower and louder thing is not as helpful as you think.

190. Jeez, can you believe this guy?

191. If the dynamic does change, it's never as simple as you'd hope.

192. Hey, Newbie. I got dinner plans with Jordan and seeing as you're on call,

193. why not pull up a chair in front of Miss Barto?

194. Especially when it involves someone who's used to you following their lead.

195. Dr. Cox, I'll take care of her and I'll have my interns help,

196. but you gotta know, I have other patients too, so...

197. Maybe you didn't understand me, there, Violet.

198. I don't want you leaving her side even if someone thinks they saw Justin Timberlake.

199. Damn it, are you falling in line with me or not?

200. I don't think so.

201. OK, then.

202. It was strange not doing what Dr. Cox wanted me to do.

203. Still, I knew I was right.

204. Oh, God. If Jordan knew I was the reason Dr Cox cancelled dinner,

205. she'd twist my nipples off.

206. Calm down, Tiger. She doesn't know.

207. She knows!

208. Don't worry, guys. I'd never let her hurt you.

209. Baby, there you are. He speaks English.

210. - Who? - Your brother.

211. Tell her you speak English.

212. Don't... Qué my ass.

213. Qué my ass.

214. You saw the whole thing. Tell her.

215. I don't know what you're talking about.

216. Turk, I would know if my own brother speaks English.

217. J.D. Those pictures of us

218. from when we were going out, do you still have those?

219. Filed alphabetically in my Elliot cabinet.

220. I don't know, I might. Why?

221. The one at the beach where I look good and you look like Bjork?

222. - Yeah. - I was hoping you wouldn't mind

223. if I cut you out and used it in a collage I'm making for Sean.

224. - No problem. - Thanks.

225. - How's the whole moving on thing going? - It's going great, Danni.

226. In opposite world.

227. I just wanted to say goodbye. I was gonna stick around a few more days,

228. but I don't really feel like there's a reason to.

229. - Is there? - Probably not.

230. I'm gonna miss you.

231. I'm gonna miss you too.

232. Dude, we just met. I was kidding.

233. That's good. No, I was doing the same thing.

234. Adios.

235. Drive safe.

236. Hey, Barbie. How's about you sashay on over here,

237. push those rock'n'roll bangs out of your face,

238. and keep those peepers on Miss Barto's hemodynamics?

239. First, I've got to discharge Mr. Hale, get a stat C.T. on Mrs. Peterson,

240. then perform a thong extrication on Ms. Reid.

241. Hey, your last name is Reid.

242. Doug, I have underwear in my butt.

243. After that, I'll totally swing back by here.

244. You're losing them.

245. Don't get me wrong. You had me worried

246. there was gonna be a bunch of young Dr. Cox's

247. roaming the halls, calling me Bobbo,

248. shaving my genitals when I pass out at the Christmas party.

249. Tradition is tradition, Bob.

250. Yeah. Then I remembered you've been here 10 years

251. and there's not a disciple of yours to be found.

252. You know why?

253. You told them this same story and bored them to death?

254. No. It's because eventually they start questioning

255. the gospel according to Cox

256. and you can't handle that.

257. Can you?

258. - Hey, jackass. - Hello, Mark.

259. - I'm guessing Carla's not around? - She's in the bathroom.

260. Hey, baby, give me some of that minty breath.

261. Not in front of my brother.

262. That stuff always makes him uncomfortable.

263. Oh, really?

264. I just wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting,

265. by loving you up and down, and all around.

266. - Turk! - He can't understand you.

267. Let's put your footprints on the ceiling.

268. - That's it, you son of a bitch. - I told you.

269. So black people can get black eyes too. Who knew?

270. I haven't had one this bad since Nana Hobbs threw that rock.

271. She thought you were robbing the house.

272. J.D., Miss Barto's completely stabilized.

273. I don't want to see you around here any more, OK?

274. All right, you all got work to do.

275. Newbie, maybe I wasn't clear enough with you on Miss Barto there?

276. Here it comes. I'm incompetent,

277. I'm a little girl with pigtails that rides a tricycle.

278. No. Well, yes.

279. But I'm honestly trying to tell you

280. I don't think I was being clear with you before.

281. In fact, I think I was being a pretty lousy teacher.

282. Look, putting one in the win column every now and then

283. gives us the juice to keep pluggin' along

284. in games that we know, deep down, we're not gonna win.

285. That's why I locked in so intensely with that patient.

286. Because opportunities, they...

287. They come along so rarely in this place.

288. And when they do, you can't let them slip through your fingers. You cannot.

289. You know?

290. I think I do.

291. I wasn't sure what I was hoping for.

292. That Danni had decided not to leave,

293. that she'd snapped her leg in the parking lot.

294. - Danni! - Yo.

295. All I knew was I had missed an opportunity.

296. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

297. Sorry, sweetie.

298. Sorry, sweetie.

299. And Turk, you don't mind if every now and then,

300. Marco and I speak Spanish to each other?

301. Baby, fo' shizzle dizzle.

302. Do your thizzle, cause I'm up out this pizzle.

303. Church.

304. See, we got our own secret language too.

305. No one knew her last name. No one even remembered seeing her.

306. I started to wonder if Danni was even real.

307. I guess that's the thing about life. You...

308. - Hey, J.D. - Excuse me.

309. You don't really get many second chances.

310. Danni, hi.

311. Sorry, sometimes I have this inner monologue in my head.

312. Oh. Weirdo.

313. I'm having dinner with my sister but I'm leaving after that.

314. Don't. Stay here with me, we'll get that cup of coffee.

315. I'm not gonna stick around for one coffee.

316. OK, two cups and some pie.

317. Finally, I found a girl with no complications.

318. I see you've met my sister.

319. Oh, come on.