1. Everyone here thinks
they know me inside and outCopy !req
2. You look like you could use some helpCopy !req
3. NopeCopy !req
4. Even random peopleCopy !req
5. You need help, Dr. Dorian?Copy !req
6. No thanks, Dr... whatever your name isCopy !req
7. They won't leave me aloneCopy !req
8. Free help, hereCopy !req
9. Piss off, MickheadCopy !req
10. You'd think by now they'd know
where I'm gonna end upCopy !req
11. Dr. Cox? I could use a little helpCopy !req
12. Beyoncé, you could use a lot of helpCopy !req
13. But, hey, we all have to play
the hand the Big Guy dealt usCopy !req
14. You know, unless you're lucky enough to haveCopy !req
15. those insanely over-hyped 'Queer Eye'
guys show up at your doorCopy !req
16. but I doubt even they have the brass ones
necessary to fix whatever the hell this isCopy !req
17. Yeah, if you wanna use the appearance angle
to knock down my self-esteem,Copy !req
18. best to do it on a day when my hair doesn't
look awesome! I know it's new waxCopy !req
19. What is?Copy !req
20. It's okay to want a piece!Copy !req
21. I just want you to check out
Mrs. Barlow's chartCopy !req
22. I'm always second-guessing myself
when it comes to interstitial lung diseasesCopy !req
23. Oh, then you should definitely
handle this yourself, there, BritneyCopy !req
24. I'm going with female pop stars todayCopy !req
25. The point is that back
when I was a resident,Copy !req
26. I had all sorts of trouble
with metabolic diseasesCopy !req
27. You know what I did?Copy !req
28. I grabbed every case I could get my hands onCopy !req
29. until I had it down pat.Copy !req
30. Got itCopy !req
31. You really had trouble
with metabolic diseases?Copy !req
32. Noo... I'm a good doctorCopy !req
33. OhCopy !req
34. Here you goCopy !req
35. Oh, hello, Mr. Gallbladder.
Don't you get too comfy next to Mr. LiverCopy !req
36. Because here comes Dr. Turk's robot laser.Copy !req
37. Hey, Christopher.
I could do without the color commentaryCopy !req
38. Why it gotta be a "color commentary"?
'Cause I'm doing it?Copy !req
39. Just kiddin'Copy !req
40. That was a near-perfect laparoscopic cholecystectomy!Copy !req
41. Have you been working on your dexterity?Copy !req
42. Well, I've been playing a little John Madden Football on my X-Box...Copy !req
43. I'd like to play John Madden Football... on _her_ x-boxCopy !req
44. On who, Todd? There are no women hereCopy !req
45. Well, it's still funny!Copy !req
46. The Todd here used to be our number one lap-chole guy.
But the torch has been passedCopy !req
47. Thank you, sir!Copy !req
48. Dude! Yo, wait till you hear this!Copy !req
49. Dr. Wen just said that I'm their number one lap-chole guy now!Copy !req
50. Disappointed?Copy !req
51. I shoulda waited till there was a chick around
to make that "x-box" joke, you know?Copy !req
52. He knows...Copy !req
53. I was excited for Turk.
And, God bless him, he was excited about my big hair news!Copy !req
54. New wax did that?Copy !req
55. I couldn't believe it either!Copy !req
56. New wax did that?Copy !req
57. I couldn't believe it either!Copy !req
58. OhCopy !req
59. Ye-oh, sorry about the girl talkCopy !req
60. Oh, that's fine. We were talking man talk... you know...
Really big trucks...Copy !req
61. Solo-Flex... Have you
seen these lately? SweatCopy !req
62. Your hair smells like Elliot'sCopy !req
63. Well, your breath smells like chimichangas!Copy !req
64. Is that racist?Copy !req
65. That depends
Did you have chimichangas for breakfast?Copy !req
66. Maybe...Copy !req
67. I think what Carla really smelled was all the excitement in the air.Copy !req
68. See, there's a visiting professor coming today
who's both a medical attending and a surgeon.Copy !req
69. _Two_ specialties, and to us
that kinda makes him...Copy !req
70. Super-Doc!Copy !req
71. Super-Doc!Copy !req
72. Dammit!Copy !req
73. Fine. A super-doc with obsessive-compulsive disorderCopy !req
74. Okay, okay. How hard can it be for me to step in here,
left foot first and simultaneously exhale as my right foot plants? How hard?Copy !req
75. Not that hard?Copy !req
76. Exactly! Shaved-head guyCopy !req
77. Whose hair smells like lilacs?Copy !req
78. HersCopy !req
79. And hisCopy !req
80. Huh?Copy !req
81. That's very prettyCopy !req
82. And deeply disturbingCopy !req
83. The jar said unisexCopy !req
84. I knowCopy !req
85. _Unisex_Copy !req
86. I knowCopy !req
87. Dammit!Copy !req
88. Scrubs. S0e12: My CatalystCopy !req
89. David DurrenbergerCopy !req
90. www. Koubis. ComCopy !req
91. Dr. Kevin Casey... Dr. Kevin Casey...Copy !req
92. you know, at my hospital, they don't make you sign forms
if you wanna cut open sick peopleCopy !req
93. you just have to bring your own... knifey thingie...Copy !req
94. "Scalpel"Copy !req
95. That's the word!
Dr. Kevin Casey...Copy !req
96. Why do you keep saying your name?Copy !req
97. Oh, it just keeps me from losing my, uh... jinkies later,
thinking I forgot somethingCopy !req
98. Okay...Copy !req
99. Dr. Kevin Casey... Dr. Kevin CaseyCopy !req
100. It's okay, you can say itCopy !req
101. It's just that you're... you're a doctor with pretty severe OCDCopy !req
102. It's not a secretCopy !req
103. I know. I always talk like thisCopy !req
104. You're gonna have a hard time keeping
that up the whole month I'm hereCopy !req
105. I can do it!Copy !req
106. I believe in you!Copy !req
107. Kevin Casey? Holy cow, get outta Dodge!
Te-tell me this, are you-are ya shaking hands nowadays?Copy !req
108. Well, a lifetime of therapy... and a... whole lotta Zoloft...
just so I can appropriately greet you, big guy!Copy !req
109. Atta boy!Copy !req
110. I do have a two-second limitCopy !req
111. Boy, who doesn't!Copy !req
112. You realize I haven't laid eyes on you since we were residents together?
And I'll tell you this, big Kev-o, I always knew I'd see ya againCopy !req
113. Boy, I never thought I'd see that guy again!Copy !req
114. I mean, he had to drop out of our residency class
because of the God-awful severity of his condition!Copy !req
115. I can't imagine you as a residentCopy !req
116. Hey, Coxy!Copy !req
117. Shut up, jackass!
I rock!Copy !req
118. Was the blond hair and the earring 'cause you were
in a rock band or 'cause you loved pirates?Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. Loved pirates! Just like me!Copy !req
121. I _don't_ want a pieceCopy !req
122. Well you're the only one. Okay?Copy !req
123. Doctor Cox I'm'unna take you
out for a beer tonight.Copy !req
124. I want to hear all the stories
about what my mentor was like as a newbieCopy !req
125. Look, Pink, for the billionth time, no,
I will not go out for a beer with you.Copy !req
126. Now repeat after me: Dr. Cox, you are not now,
nor will you ever be, my mentor.Copy !req
127. Dr. Cox, you are not now,
nor will you ever be, my mentorCopy !req
128. YES!Copy !req
129. That oughtta keep those damn crows
from crapping on my car all the timeCopy !req
130. I doubt they'll be back, sir.
You know, unless someone who comes up here every day,Copy !req
131. trying to find the courage the jump, passes the time
by throwing birdseed on your car's hoodCopy !req
132. Stop babbling, Ted. No one's ever listeningCopy !req
133. Oh, by the way, the Italian gentlemen
that haul our medical waste away calledCopy !req
134. and said if we don't stop putting our regular trash
in with the medical loads, they're gonna charge us doubleCopy !req
135. My new associate Randall
and I can get rid of that garbage for youCopy !req
136. What the hell are you two doing here?Copy !req
137. We come up here on our breaks to wrestleCopy !req
138. And drink beerCopy !req
139. Only the winner drinks beerCopy !req
140. How much to make the garbage go away?Copy !req
141. Say... twenty bucks a month?Copy !req
142. Twenty-three bucks a month?Copy !req
143. Deal!Copy !req
144. Sir, those darn birds are backCopy !req
145. Dr. Kevin Casey...Copy !req
146. I have to say it was amazing watching Dr. Casey workCopy !req
147. All right, Carol, let's just put it out thereCopy !req
148. you've got Lupus. But instead of dwelling on the negative,
let's look at the positive signs, okay?Copy !req
149. Your, uh, pericarditis is resolving,
your renal function is goodCopy !req
150. Suicidal scavenger birds also an excellent sign,
right Doctor?Copy !req
151. It's a great signCopy !req
152. Okie-dokie, artichokieCopy !req
153. You are unflappable!Copy !req
154. It's true - I can't be flappedCopy !req
155. I'm more skittishCopy !req
156. Yeah, you know, you're like a big squirrelCopy !req
157. I wish a was a swashbuckling doctor.
You know... like a pirateCopy !req
158. Enough about pirates! Wait until you know him betterCopy !req
159. Ahoy, thereCopy !req
160. You going to the, uh... O. Arrr? HehCopy !req
161. I said enough!Copy !req
162. You know, I couldn't have survived in medicine if I didn't
embrace my OCD. And since I was compulsive anyway, you knowCopy !req
163. I- I read the same text books over and over, I, uh,
I went through the procedures over and over,Copy !req
164. I imagined every worst-case scenario over
and over and over and over and over and over and overCopy !req
165. Dr. CaseyCopy !req
166. - and over and over and over-Copy !req
167. Dr. Casey!Copy !req
168. Dr. Kevin Casey
Oh Thank youCopy !req
169. YeahCopy !req
170. Even though my crazy brain made me do those things,
it's still the best advice I can give to any young doctor:Copy !req
171. Expect the unexpected and you will never be surprisedCopy !req
172. It's weird, after one day it already felt like he was
the type of mentor I always wished Dr. Cox would be.Copy !req
173. Still, I've gotta stay cool; I know I'm prone to hero worshipCopy !req
174. Man, the surgeon in me is antsyCopy !req
175. I need to cut somebody upCopy !req
176. Thanks for volunteering.
I'm not really that strong on the brainCopy !req
177. I think this is the language centerCopy !req
178. Really? 'Cause I don't feel theCopy !req
179. daaaaaaaiiiiiioooooooowwww... heh-heh-how cool is thaaaat!Copy !req
180. And this is the foreign language centerCopy !req
181. Impossible! Je ne parle Français!Copy !req
182. The cow says...
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Copy !req
183. The sheep says...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Copy !req
184. Ladies and gentlemen, Macaulay Culkin...Copy !req
185. The French would help with the ladies...Copy !req
186. Dr. Wen! Can I ask you a question?
Was my time on the lap-chole even faster than yours?Copy !req
187. Yes, it wasCopy !req
188. Because some of the guys were saying
I totally kicked your assCopy !req
189. and I wanted them to shut up, you know if it wasn't true,
but since it is, I'll just let it go.Copy !req
190. What?Copy !req
191. If there is one thing I've learned at this hospital,
it's that you should never antagonize your bossCopy !req
192. or the people that make the food, because either way you
end up eating poo. Hear it, learn it, live it. Huh?Copy !req
193. Elliot, I can do whatever I want.
Because these... are magic!Copy !req
194. These? Are gonna take me wherever I wanna go in lifeCopy !req
195. Thanks to these! I'm king of the world, baby!
Can you feel it! Gimme your pudding!Copy !req
196. Domo arigato!
(note : mean 'thanks' in japanese)Copy !req
197. Pay upCopy !req
198. Already?Copy !req
199. You can look around all you want, you won't find any garbage!
Let's see them twenty-three squids!Copy !req
200. It's all hereCopy !req
201. So, come on, what'd you do with all the garbage?Copy !req
202. That's not part of the dealCopy !req
203. Randall. You, me, on the roof, winner takes allCopy !req
204. You never learn, do you?Copy !req
205. Jam'onCopy !req
206. You know, Carla, I gotta say your-your makeup today
does not in any way make you look like a desperate bowling alley prostituteCopy !req
207. What's with the sweet talk?Copy !req
208. Oh, maybe Kevin being here is making me regress.
I mean, you realize that back when I was a resident, I was a kind ladCopy !req
209. You get outCopy !req
210. I know. But soon enough I established myself
as the best damn doctor that ever roamed around these filthy hallsCopy !req
211. which is a curse, actually, because now I'm expected to make
eye contact with every insult to medicine that comes into this dumpCopy !req
212. Here's that CT scan you ordered!Copy !req
213. Thank. YouCopy !req
214. Eye contact! He respects me!Copy !req
215. What the hell! He's anemic and he has bone fractures,
yet there's no sign of leukemiaCopy !req
216. Don't tell me The Great One is stumped!Copy !req
217. No. It's just that this is not exactly the kind of thing
that you stick your head in on and figure outCopy !req
218. He's got Gaucher's diseaseCopy !req
219. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
220. I took the liberty of testing his blood
for deficiency of beta-glucosidaseCopy !req
221. Ohhh! I just sent out for one of those!Copy !req
222. No you didn't!Copy !req
223. Uh-shh!Copy !req
224. Well, you know, I-I mean, I never would've have figured it out
if you hadn't done the grunt workCopy !req
225. You know, it's like a jar of pickles:
you loosened the lid and - pop! - I took it offCopy !req
226. Dr. Kevin Casey..Copy !req
227. See yaCopy !req
228. Luckily for Kevin, he was getting the chance
to meet everyone around hereCopy !req
229. See, the reason the X-Box joke should work is that "x-box"
is like the perfect word for a girl's party zone!Copy !req
230. Uh... "The Todd", is it?Copy !req
231. Oh, yeahCopy !req
232. Can you go make a very important phone call for me?Copy !req
233. To who?Copy !req
234. To anyoneCopy !req
235. Makin' a phone call!Copy !req
236. Hey, Dr. Casey, do you mind if I scrub in
on the lap-chole you're doing this afternoon?Copy !req
237. Okay, I'll see you at fourCopy !req
238. Cool trickCopy !req
239. Yeah, you should try it. It's good for dexterity, concentration...
and convincing single women you're a power-dorkCopy !req
240. You know, I'm really looking forward to seeing you in action, sir.
It takes a lot to make the big dog sit up and take notice. Heh.Copy !req
241. I believe the word you're looking for is "holy crap"Copy !req
242. Holy crap!Copy !req
243. I'm sorry, J.D., I just don't think pirates are coolCopy !req
244. Well then you're not cool, Doug!Copy !req
245. J.D., do you wanna get a beer tonight?Copy !req
246. Do chickens wish they could fly?Copy !req
247. I have no idea.Copy !req
248. I like to think they doCopy !req
249. So do ICopy !req
250. Okay, class! We have a guest with us at rounds today,
happens to be an old friend of yours trulyCopy !req
251. so let's all go out of our way to treat him
with the respect he deserves. Nnnnnnnn'kay?Copy !req
252. Hey, gang. My name is Dr. Kevin Cas-Copy !req
253. Anyway! I thought we'd change things up a little bit today
- instead of me firing questions at youCopy !req
254. I'd like to see you all scurry away and get your text books.
And when you get back, you actually get to quiz usCopy !req
255. A little harmless competition,
if my colleague here will consent to it?Copy !req
256. I'm sorry; are you done with the speechifying?Copy !req
257. I'm kidding, you frightening bastard!Copy !req
258. Oh-ho-hokayCopy !req
259. buddy-buddy-buddy! Oh! Buddy-buddy-buddy-buddy-buddy!Copy !req
260. GO GET YOUR BOOKS!Copy !req
261. Try not to touch me as muchCopy !req
262. Fair enoughCopy !req
263. Now look, security said your van hasn't left the premises
So I demand to know where all the trash is goingCopy !req
264. AwayCopy !req
265. I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the grocer
when it was my turn to bring the deli spread to Hank Weinberg's poker nightCopy !req
266. This better be kosher.
Otherwise, it's not just Ted who's gonna pay for it.Copy !req
267. If people keep pushing me for no reason,
I swear I will hurl myself off this building!Copy !req
268. I'm not cleaning you upCopy !req
269. ArmCopy !req
270. Mark my words!
If one more person is mean to me for no reason, I'll do it!Copy !req
271. Shut up, bozoCopy !req
272. One more person. She didn't know the rulesCopy !req
273. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
One of you minions spit out another question, will ya! Yo! Nervous Guy-Copy !req
274. - now I don't care how many times your little
prepubescent voice cracks. Hit me, baby!Copy !req
275. Okay... Wh-what is the demyelinating CNS
disorder associated with the JC virus?Copy !req
276. Progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy.
Snore! Back to you, there, half-pint.Copy !req
277. Yeah, short jokes are a sign of desperation,
my friendCopy !req
278. Amen, brotherCopy !req
279. Uh...
uh... uh... over... here!Copy !req
280. Uh, yes... blonde girl...
You have yet _another_ question?Copy !req
281. Um, what is the pathologic abnormality
causing Bernard-Soulier disease?Copy !req
282. Absence of von Willebrand receptorsCopy !req
283. Uh, listen, I hate to be childish about this,
but I have to, uh... "make".Copy !req
284. And for me that involves driving home and scrubbing
the toilet seat several times with industrial-strength cleanserCopy !req
285. So, if we could just call this a tie...?Copy !req
286. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ties are for sissies.
Speaking of which, Newbie?Copy !req
287. You have been uncharacteristically quietCopy !req
288. I don't know why it popped into my head...Copy !req
289. You really had trouble with metabolic diseases?Copy !req
290. Noo... I'm a good doctorCopy !req
291. but I knew I had himCopy !req
292. My question is concerning metabolic diseasesCopy !req
293. Oh, yesCopy !req
294. What is the inborn error of metabolism
characterized by angiokeratomas? Please?Copy !req
295. Okay, first I think that we should...
we should go over the rulesCopy !req
296. Because, you see, if by some freak of nature
I'm not able to answer a question,Copy !req
297. then old Kev-Kev here cannot be declared the winner
unless he can provide the answer for said questionCopy !req
298. Otherwise we're just going back and forth, back an-Copy !req
299. Fabry's Disease. Page two thousand, ninety-eight of Harrison's
Guide to Internal Medicine. It's a fun game, but I-I, uh, I'll be back in 48 minutesCopy !req
300. It's funny how one person can shake
another's foundation to the coreCopy !req
301. Half the time, the guy doesn't even know he did it!Copy !req
302. Watching Dr. Casey's procedure again?Copy !req
303. He's so fastCopy !req
304. Yep. He's out of our leagueCopy !req
305. Funnier still how the same guy could be the mentor
I've always been looking forCopy !req
306. Nice place. It's got that-that great...
vomit and peanut smellCopy !req
307. Yeah... Reminds me of my first girlfriend.
She was a carnieCopy !req
308. You know, I'm always trying to get Cox to come out
and get a beer with me - he never doesCopy !req
309. Hey, you're not one of those guys who carries around pictures
of him and his attending, are you?Copy !req
310. Ahhhh, perfect!Copy !req
311. Well, I don't carry anything around...Copy !req
312. Good. 'Cause you know, those-those losers
who've been practicing medicine for three yearsCopy !req
313. but are still looking for some kind of mentor to pat 'em on the back
are just... pathetic, you know what I mean?Copy !req
314. TotallyCopy !req
315. Yep. It's funny what one person can doCopy !req
316. Aw, okay, I'm gonna need another beerCopy !req
317. None of us slept last night.
How I know that is irrelevantCopy !req
318. What does matter is I think
we formed a special bond because of itCopy !req
319. Stop looking at me or dieCopy !req
320. What's worse is that the guy who caused it
thinks we're his best friendsCopy !req
321. Morning, fellas!Copy !req
322. Whatta say there, KevCopy !req
323. All right, all six of your butt cheeks just,
uh, tightened upCopy !req
324. Someone around here pissing you guys off?
'Cause I will give 'em some attitudeCopy !req
325. Uhhh...
That guy!Copy !req
326. Hey, Hair Club!
That suit, that come with the flop sweat?Copy !req
327. You can do this, Theodore!
Take as much time as you needCopy !req
328. Okay... Here we go, babyCopy !req
329. I just don't understand
why this guy bothers him so muchCopy !req
330. Carla, Perry is a dysfunctional, unsuccessful,
emotionally-damaged old man! No offense, sweetieCopy !req
331. None takenCopy !req
332. Being the best doctor here is the only thing
he had to hang his hat onCopy !req
333. Listen, just because we have a child together doesn't
necessarily mean you know me, mmm'kay, princess? Watch and learnCopy !req
334. Say, Kev-Kev? Would you love to come and join us?Copy !req
335. Oh, thanksCopy !req
336. Um, what's up with the oatmeal today?Copy !req
337. Too much milkCopy !req
338. Not enough butterCopy !req
339. That's it!Copy !req
340. Did you just diagnose the oatmeal?
You can't just go and diagnose the oatmealCopy !req
341. He just did.
Kevin, are you single?Copy !req
342. Yeah. Why, are you?Copy !req
343. I'm thinking about itCopy !req
344. Heh. Yeah, me tooCopy !req
345. What-what in the hell... just happened?
Just... J-What just happened!Copy !req
346. Okay, I've removed the gallbladder,
sealed the vessels, aaaand time!Copy !req
347. Oh, my God! You can't even beat Dr. Kevin Casey's
lap-chole time when you're _imagining_ it!Copy !req
348. So! I could be just as fast if I was like him
and practiced over and over again on a simulatorCopy !req
349. Yeah... but you don'tCopy !req
350. Yeah, well I could spend my spare time
doing stupid hand exercises!Copy !req
351. I know... but you don'tCopy !req
352. Yeah, well, I could-Copy !req
353. You don'tCopy !req
354. But-Copy !req
355. Don't!Copy !req
356. Could you enjoy this any less?Copy !req
357. Because of theeeeeeeese! I don't think I canCopy !req
358. In! Gallbladder! Out! Done!Copy !req
359. Four seconds! A new record! World record!Copy !req
360. Look, I did my psych rotation,
okay?Copy !req
361. I know my father abandoning us
and only showing up in my lifeCopy !req
362. when he needs a place to sleep or a free
prostate exam is probably gonna be an issueCopy !req
363. I get it. But it's not like
I'm looking for a-a mentor...Copy !req
364. I just want a little validation. It's like when Kelso gave you
a cupcake 'cause you went four days without killing a patientCopy !req
365. That was awesomeCopy !req
366. You know!Copy !req
367. I've always felt like Doug understood me.
It's weird; after knowing him for three yearsCopy !req
368. I suddenly realized he was the type of mentor
I always wished Dr. Cox would beCopy !req
369. Wait!Copy !req
370. Doug, get the hell outta here!Copy !req
371. OkayCopy !req
372. I think when rational men are forced to face their shortcomings
they all do the same thing: Blame Kevin Casey!Copy !req
373. Who gave him the right to judge me?
'Cause I sure didn't! I'll give him a piece of my mind!Copy !req
374. See how he likes it! Unfortunately no one
knew where the son of a bitch was!Copy !req
375. Dr. Dorian! I'm far too irritable right now to pretend
I don't hate you, so let's cut to the chaseCopy !req
376. If you know where all the garbage in this hospital is going,
I'll give you... eight dollarsCopy !req
377. Sorry, sirCopy !req
378. Thanks!Copy !req
379. Huh?Copy !req
380. Dr. Kelso?Copy !req
381. What?Copy !req
382. The crows are back.
They're making your pimp-mobile look like SpinArtCopy !req
383. Dammit!Copy !req
384. It's just one step.
Come on, already! Aww, who'm I kidding?Copy !req
385. You did it, Teddy! It's over! Here comes sweet relief!Copy !req
386. Is this heaven?Copy !req
387. It's garbageCopy !req
388. Way to cost us a cherry gig, braCopy !req
389. Wha?Copy !req
390. I want my money back!
And Ted! Shower and get back to work!Copy !req
391. You know, if you try that around the corner,
you can land right in the streetCopy !req
392. Found him! Brace yourself, mister!
You're about to get an earful! J.D. style!Copy !req
393. Hey, buddyCopy !req
394. Hey... hey... Uh, give-give me a minute, will you?Copy !req
395. No, Kevin, I have to talk to you _right_ _now_Copy !req
396. DAMMIT!Copy !req
397. Later's cool tooCopy !req
398. I'm sorry. I just, I... Look, I spent the last few days
meeting new people and...Copy !req
399. trying to get used to this place,
and I'm stressed and I'm fried...Copy !req
400. and I just want to go home...Copy !req
401. But here's the punchline:
even though my last surgery was two hours agoCopy !req
402. I can't stop washing my damn handsCopy !req
403. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!Copy !req
404. I'm sorry...Copy !req
405. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Look... this is a weak momentCopy !req
406. Nobody's supposed to see this.Copy !req
407. And, uh, mark my words, I'll clean up the soap.
Probably several thousand times.Copy !req
408. Everyone's got their own burdens, J.D.Copy !req
409. and I'm not gonna be one of those people that dumps
mine on somebody else. Now whatta you need?Copy !req
410. NothingCopy !req
411. None of us needed anythingCopy !req
412. I think owning your burdens is half the battleCopy !req
413. Turk knows that he'll eventually have
to decide what his priorities really are...Copy !req
414. Baby. Come to bedCopy !req
415. And Dr. Cox knows he has to find
something else to hang his hat onCopy !req
416. You, my friend, are going to be
the best baseball player in the worldCopy !req
417. Which will make me the best
baseball player in the world's fatherCopy !req
418. Can't you hear it, Jack? Can't you hear it?Copy !req
419. Still, it's not that daunting if you look around
and see what other people have to deal withCopy !req
420. Goodnight, Dr. CaseyCopy !req
421. 'Night, J.D.Copy !req
422. Coldplay's "Everything's Not Lost"Copy !req
423. David DurrenbergerCopy !req