1. Whoa!Copy !req
2. What? Time travel?Copy !req
3. What?Copy !req
4. Excuse me?Copy !req
5. What even is any of this?Copy !req
6. Who are you?Copy !req
7. Where are we?Copy !req
8. Toronto, Canada.Copy !req
9. When are we?Copy !req
10. The future.Copy !req
11. And you're…Copy !req
12. Scott Pilgrim.Copy !req
13. Whoa!Copy !req
14. Wow.Copy !req
15. Wow!Copy !req
16. So we actually make it past 25!Copy !req
17. Yeah, man.Copy !req
18. We might even
make it to 40 if we're lucky.Copy !req
19. This is wild!Copy !req
20. So what's up with us?Copy !req
21. Are we rich and famous?
Do we win a lot of cool fights?Copy !req
22. We do okay.Copy !req
23. The fact that we can grow a beard alone.Copy !req
24. Very impressive.Copy !req
25. Finally, somebody appreciates it.Copy !req
26. Whoa!Copy !req
27. We live here?Copy !req
28. No way!Copy !req
29. Yes way. Here, let me show you our house.Copy !req
30. Whoa!Copy !req
31. Hey!Copy !req
32. This place is so cool!Copy !req
33. It's just… Was there a reason
you brought me here?Copy !req
34. Because I was kind of
in the middle of fighting some dude.Copy !req
35. He said he was part of
some kind of hockey league.Copy !req
36. The League of Evil Exes.
That takes me back so many adventures ago.Copy !req
37. That's right, evil exes.Copy !req
38. - Whatever happened with that?
- Well, let me break it down for you.Copy !req
39. Fighting those exes was
the biggest mistake of our entire life.Copy !req
40. - Because we lost?
- No.Copy !req
41. Because we won.Copy !req
42. Come on, I'll show you.Copy !req
43. Whoa! VR?Copy !req
44. - You have virtual reality in the future?
- Yeah, we have it all.Copy !req
45. The future's more futuristic
than they originally predicted.Copy !req
46. - You're gonna love it here!
- I am? For how long?Copy !req
47. Welcome to the VR chamber.Copy !req
48. Wow!Copy !req
49. "Wow!"Copy !req
50. When did Knives Chau get here? Come on.Copy !req
51. Give this one a spin.Copy !req
52. Me and Ramona?Copy !req
53. How did you do this?Copy !req
54. It's so easy.
I paid some nerd on the Internet.Copy !req
55. That's that one guy. I know him.Copy !req
56. This is the league, eh?
They don't look so tough.Copy !req
57. That guy just skateboarded to his death.Copy !req
58. They're chumps. Seven deadly chumps.Copy !req
59. Wait, is that our ex?Copy !req
60. What's she doing here?Copy !req
61. Do we have to confront
our past or something?Copy !req
62. Because that sounds terrible.Copy !req
63. I'm telling you,
the whole thing was terrible.Copy !req
64. And for what?Copy !req
65. You punched a girl in the boob?Copy !req
66. Circumstances beyond my control.Copy !req
67. So Ramona dated a robot.
That's progressive.Copy !req
68. No, she dated the Twins. They're humans.Copy !req
69. What is this?Copy !req
70. Another red flag, pal.Copy !req
71. I don't see any flag, and it's all red.Copy !req
72. No, it's a figure of speech. God!Copy !req
73. We get married?Copy !req
74. This is really sweet, actually.Copy !req
75. And a honeymoon in Florida! I love it!Copy !req
76. Yeah. I met Optimus Prime!
Optimus f****** Prime.Copy !req
77. This is a really nice project, man.Copy !req
78. Is that…Copy !req
79. That's not part of it anymore.
Ignore that one.Copy !req
80. I told them to take that out. Next screen.
The next one is what's important.Copy !req
81. Now this one looks like
it's in a completely different style.Copy !req
82. Now what are you talking about?
It's the exact same, if not better.Copy !req
83. No. It's definitely worse.
Whoever did this is bad at art.Copy !req
84. So we're divorced?Copy !req
85. Well, technically we're separated.Copy !req
86. Man! When?Copy !req
87. After the honeymoon.
A few… Twelve, 13 odd years later. Yeah.Copy !req
88. Years! What?
We must have had some good times.Copy !req
89. Sure. But those aren't in the simulation.Copy !req
90. Back to the tour.Copy !req
91. I haven't even mentioned the band.Copy !req
92. Sex Bob-Omb is still going? Cool!Copy !req
93. Sex Bob-Omb? No, ancient history.Copy !req
94. I'm talking about my new band,
Pop'n TwinBee.Copy !req
95. The members are me and the Twins.
Thus, the name.Copy !req
96. You didn't catch that?
I told you about the Twins, though, right?Copy !req
97. The twins who dated Ramona?
Yeah, like a minute ago.Copy !req
98. - You said we defeated them.
- Yeah. Duh.Copy !req
99. We kicked their ass.
But after they respawned at home,Copy !req
100. I guess they learned
their lesson or whatever.Copy !req
101. You know, sometimes,
bad guys turn into great guys.Copy !req
102. You'll learn that on a later adventure.Copy !req
103. Check out our new video.Copy !req
104. It's a bop, right? Over a hundred views!Copy !req
105. Hundred and five, actually.Copy !req
106. Hey, why is all of Old Wallace's
old stuff in our garage?Copy !req
107. "Our" garage?Copy !req
108. When I said "our house,"
you thought I meant me and you.Copy !req
109. Knock, knock. You boys want some iced tea?Copy !req
110. Two Scotts. Yikes.Copy !req
111. Nobody mention Sonic the Hedgehog.Copy !req
112. - It's not what it looks like.
- Sonic the Hedgehog?Copy !req
113. How can Old Wallace
afford such a big house? No offense.Copy !req
114. None taken. I can't afford it.
It's kind of a sugar daddy situation.Copy !req
115. Sugar what?Copy !req
116. - My husband is—
- Don't.Copy !req
117. Well, it's not a secret.Copy !req
118. He's not ready.Copy !req
119. I haven't prepared him.Copy !req
120. He's gonna find out one way or another.Copy !req
121. All right.Copy !req
122. I didn't want to do this so soon,
but he's right.Copy !req
123. Somebody needs to tell you.
Wallace's husband…Copy !req
124. works at Nintendo.Copy !req
125. Where they make the video games?
- Yes.Copy !req
126. Does he get every game for free?Copy !req
127. - Yes.
- He doesn't. That's not true.Copy !req
128. It's true. They get every game for free.Copy !req
129. I knew it!Copy !req
130. Well, Wallace, I'm really happy for you.Copy !req
131. Oh please! You're seething with jealousy.
Get your own husband.Copy !req
132. Scott Pilgrim is refreshed.Copy !req
133. So why do we live here, Old Me?Copy !req
134. I thought when we grew up, we'd, you know,
no offense, stop living with Wallace?Copy !req
135. None taken. This is temporary.Copy !req
136. We're just crashing here
while we figure stuff out.Copy !req
137. Stuff with Ramona?Copy !req
138. Not everything is about Ramona, okay?Copy !req
139. But, yeah, obviously, stuff with Ramona.Copy !req
140. And where's Old Wallace's husband?Copy !req
141. - He's at work.
- Is that where he is?Copy !req
142. Yeah. I guess he's been there
for a few weeks then?Copy !req
143. What are you insinuating?Copy !req
144. I mean, I'd stay there too.Copy !req
145. Young Scott, shut up. You're not helping.Copy !req
146. I'm regular Scott.Copy !req
147. He's Old Scott.Copy !req
148. Fine. Regular Scott, shut up.Copy !req
149. Old Scott, why is there
a younger you in my kitchen?Copy !req
150. What do you mean? This was your idea!Copy !req
151. I'm sorry?Copy !req
152. Yeah. When me and Ramona
were having problems,Copy !req
153. you said,
"Too bad I don't have a time machineCopy !req
154. so I can go back and stop myself
from dating her in the first place."Copy !req
155. Buddy, I was obviously joking.Copy !req
156. Well, now you tell me.Copy !req
157. For real?Copy !req
158. How the hell did you get
a time machine in the first place?Copy !req
159. That technology
hasn't even been invented yet.Copy !req
160. Hey, you guys are smart, right?Copy !req
161. Do you think time travel is possible?Copy !req
162. He's retired, but…Copy !req
163. if Robot-01 was disconnected
from the space-time continuum,Copy !req
164. he would experience the entire duration
of his existence simultaneously.Copy !req
165. - Which would mean…
- In theory, at least.Copy !req
166. …sure, yeah, time travel.Copy !req
167. Kids' stuff. Easy.Copy !req
168. Was that seriously the end of the story?Copy !req
169. Wait a second.Copy !req
170. You brought me to the future
so I wouldn't fight the exes?Copy !req
171. So I wouldn't date Ramona?Copy !req
172. What? No!Copy !req
173. I just wanted someone to play two player
side-scrolling beat-'em-ups with, dawg.Copy !req
174. - I don't think that's it.
- Yeah, okay. All right.Copy !req
175. Yeah, I took you away
from Ramona on purpose.Copy !req
176. See, I used to have a heart.
It was right here.Copy !req
177. Now it's gone because she tore it out
and she rollerbladed all over it.Copy !req
178. Now it's all smooshed and broken
and covered in rollerblade tracks.Copy !req
179. Hey, I'm sure you two can work it out.Copy !req
180. Or you can tell me what you did wrong,
and I can go back and do a better job.Copy !req
181. You immediately assume I messed up!Copy !req
182. But I'm a good husband.Copy !req
183. I do the dishes,
I walk the cats, I make the spaghettis.Copy !req
184. And I won't take you back to the past
until I know for a factCopy !req
185. that you won't date Ramona Flowers.Copy !req
186. Because she is the one who's bad news!Copy !req
187. Not us!Copy !req
188. Is Old Me okay?Copy !req
189. Remember how you were
after Envy Adams dumped you?Copy !req
190. It's like that times ten.Copy !req
191. Oh no.Copy !req
192. Life's a funny thing.Copy !req
193. I'm sure not where I expected to beCopy !req
194. when I woke up
this morning in Ramona's bed.Copy !req
195. But it's not all bad, I guess.Copy !req
196. Hey, I'm Scott, by the way.Copy !req
197. Didn't I see you at The Rockit?
Back at our show in the past.Copy !req
198. I know that was a while ago for you,Copy !req
199. but did you happen
to get any of that on video?Copy !req
200. You record video of everything?Copy !req
201. Like "everything" everything?Copy !req
202. Let's start with the moment I left.Copy !req
203. Video games rule!Copy !req
204. What the—Copy !req
205. Stop! We come in peace!Copy !req
206. Sorry about this.
He kept asking to see you. Very annoying.Copy !req
207. Anyway, he's your problem now.Copy !req
208. Hold it. You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
209. I heard about Old You's
idiotic time travel plan.Copy !req
210. Sort of thought it was a joke.Copy !req
211. Convince himself
to stop being obsessed with me?Copy !req
212. Has he met himself?Copy !req
213. That's why I came up with a backup plan.Copy !req
214. A few years ago,
one of your dumb friends wrote a memoir.Copy !req
215. "Scott and Ramona and Me."Copy !req
216. "My Precious Big Life
as Scott Pilgrim's Best Pal."Copy !req
217. "By Old Young Neil."Copy !req
218. I read it. Decent love story.
Could have used more Wallace.Copy !req
219. "Scott and Ramona loved each other
very, very, very, very, very much."Copy !req
220. If Old Scott was gonna erase everything,Copy !req
221. I wanted there to be some way
for you to discover our story.Copy !req
222. So I sent it back in time.Copy !req
223. You have a time machine too?Copy !req
224. They're made out of parts
from an old DeLorean.Copy !req
225. When I hit 88 miles per hour,
I travel through time.Copy !req
226. I don't know what that is in kilometers.Copy !req
227. Okay. I get the plan in theory,
except Scott doesn't read books.Copy !req
228. Yeah, but I thought of that.Copy !req
229. So I moved some scenes around,
combined a few characters,Copy !req
230. and before I knew it,
I had a tight little screenplay.Copy !req
231. So you thought Old Me would convince
this me that Young You was bad newsCopy !req
232. and he'd send me back home
and we'd break up.Copy !req
233. And then one day,
I'd be at my local cineplexCopy !req
234. and see a preview
for a movie about myself—Copy !req
235. Okay.Copy !req
236. The plan may have been misguided. I just…Copy !req
237. I had to try.Copy !req
238. I mean, he's the love of my life.Copy !req
239. Then it wasn't misguided.Copy !req
240. Scott, the plan was a disaster.Copy !req
241. The movie fell apart, careers ended.Copy !req
242. That's not the story I saw.Copy !req
243. I saw a story about you. Or another you.Copy !req
244. The Ramona I left.Copy !req
245. She was looking for me.Copy !req
246. Looking for answers, never giving up.Copy !req
247. Like that famous detective.Copy !req
248. - Columbo?
- I was gonna say Detective Pikachu.Copy !req
249. But Columbo, exactly.Copy !req
250. Your Ramona sounds pretty cool.Copy !req
251. So cool.Copy !req
252. Well, then we better make sure
she gets what she wants.Copy !req
253. Goodbye, Old Wallace. Love the new hair.Copy !req
254. Call your husband.Copy !req
255. I agree, looks hot.
And you should call your husband.Copy !req
256. Don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
257. But thank you. I do look hot.Copy !req
258. Hey, baby, miss me? How's work?Copy !req
259. So that's why you're steaming.Copy !req
260. Wait, is Future Me here?Copy !req
261. I was just gonna drop him off,Copy !req
262. but figured I'd stick around
long enough to say hi.Copy !req
263. Well, hi.Copy !req
264. I gotta get a picture of this.Copy !req
265. Hey,Copy !req
266. this is yours, right?Copy !req
267. Thanks, Knives.Copy !req
268. While we're talking, FYI, I met someone.Copy !req
269. So I've gathered.Copy !req
270. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
271. I probably should've told you sooner.
It all just happened so fast.Copy !req
272. And maybe this isn't the best time
to have this realization,Copy !req
273. but I probably shouldn't have been
dating you in the first place.Copy !req
274. Apparently, a 23-year-old
dating a high schoolerCopy !req
275. is frowned upon by society.Copy !req
276. Scott, I'm glad you're alive…Copy !req
277. but I'm also glad you died.Copy !req
278. It gave me a lot of space
to reflect and grow.Copy !req
279. So thanks!Copy !req
280. Anytime.Copy !req
281. You're back! You're actually back.Copy !req
282. Yeah. It's… Yeah.Copy !req
283. What the…Copy !req
284. Wow! That really sucks.Copy !req
285. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for laughing.Copy !req
286. It must mean there's unfinished business.Copy !req
287. Emotional business.Copy !req
288. Can I get a witness?Copy !req
289. Stop.Copy !req
290. I hate to say it, but what if
I still have to fight your exes?Copy !req
291. I don't know, pal. A lot has happened.Copy !req
292. How much did you see
on that futuristic VR thingy?Copy !req
293. - I'm pretty much caught up.
- Then you know the game has changed.Copy !req
294. But the players are the same.Copy !req
295. So we track my exes down.
One by one, again.Copy !req
296. Wait!Copy !req
297. What if there was somewhere you could find
all the exes gathered togetherCopy !req
298. at the same time
to celebrate musical theater!Copy !req
299. Hey, you. HiCopy !req
300. Whoa!Copy !req
301. Todd Ingram, the former vegan?Copy !req
302. Never heard of him. I'm a solo act now.Copy !req
303. Of course, we're here to celebrate
my dead roommate's life,Copy !req
304. but why not cast me? I'm a triple threat.Copy !req
305. Why'd you have to go
And make things so complicated?Copy !req
306. Yeah, Scott was my brother.Copy !req
307. He's alive?Copy !req
308. Well, then I guess
I should say Scott is my brother.Copy !req
309. Everyone have their tickets?Copy !req
310. Then it's time for the big finale.Copy !req