Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 1x6

Directed by Takayoshi Nagatomo

Stefan Johnson as Announcer's Voice (voice) • Caleb Yen as Additional Voices (voice) • Alan Lee as Additional Voices (voice) • Deneen Melody as Additional Voices (voice) • Dorah Fine as Additional Voices (voice)

Ramona arrives at Julie's doorstep with more questions and curiosity. A surprise visitor seeks forgiveness from Gideon. Knives taps into new talents.

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1. Oh no! I'm gonna be late!

2. I can't fail out of high school right after getting there!

3. Waaaa!

4. Owww…

5. You all right?

6. Thanks…

7. I'm so sorry.

8. I'm really in quite a rush—

9. Your way of running is quite improper.

10. I nearly thought a hippo hit me.

11. Be careful, or you might run someone over.

12. Baka!

13. You're go for Goose.

14. I'm looking for Graves, Gideon. Who the hell is Goose?

15. You've reached the adult formerly known as Gideon Graves.

16. It's the Goose now. Gordon Goose.

17. That's cool.

18. You know, my name isn't Lucas, actually.

19. It's Luke.

20. That's not even remotely the same thing.

21. Never mind.

22. What can I do you for?

23. Well, here's how I see it, Goose.

24. I've lost everything. You've lost everything.

25. I thought maybe you'd have some words of advice.

26. Now you want something from me.

27. I know I left you in the lurch after Matthew,

28. but if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, I—

29. Forgiveness is what you want?

30. Well, I have something entirely different in mind.

31. Friendship!

32. Ow!

33. Okay, ready?

34. Yeah!

35. You go first.

36. Whoa! That's awesome!

37. Wow!

38. I'm okay. Luke, I'm okay.

39. You're right, you know.

40. I'm a real baka boy sometimes…

41. Why…

42. Do they even like each other?

43. Because sometimes it feels like they hate each other.

44. This is season 12.

45. I can loan you the DVDs if you want the backstory.

46. I…

47. I was gone for 90 f****** minutes!

48. What did you do to my house?

49. And what's with the robot?

50. What robot?

51. - It's you. - Julie, I'll make this brief.

52. Is that the sound of skates I hear?

53. Tell Ramona to come in here and kick it. We'll watch TV and eat chips.

54. Oh no! We're out of chips! Jules, we need chips!

55. So it's you and Gideon now.

56. Me and Gideon? No.

57. That's Gordon. Gordon Goose.

58. You're saying the guy eating chips on your couch is not the former

59. all-powerful evil gazillionaire I used to date?

60. This info dump was inevitable.

61. Be back in a bit, baby!

62. Okay, bye.

63. I'll miss you!

64. I'll miss you f****** more!

65. Doo doo doo-doo doo, doo doo

66. Doo doo doo-doo doo

67. Bread makes you think

68. Does it?

69. Doesn't everything?

70. Too vague.

71. Bread makes you full

72. Too obvious.

73. Doo doo doo-doo-doo

74. Bread ain't all that

75. Bread makes you fat

76. Holy crap!

77. Hey, Knives, when did you start playing piano?

78. More or less than four hours ago?

79. Slightly more.

80. And how did you get the CEO of G-Man Media to bankroll your project?

81. Oh, well, that was my idea.

82. Mr. Patel had the capital,

83. but he was also an aspiring Broadway theater obsessive.

84. I read an interview with him in Forbes. So…

85. when he flew us to New York City for a pitch meeting in his secret lair,

86. I knew exactly what to say.

87. An off-Broadway musical.

88. And who better to play the lead than you?

89. Me? The main character?

90. Not a lot of people know this, but I majored in theater in college.

91. In fact, I briefly starred in my own one-man show.

92. Gasp!

93. I had no clue.

94. Did anyone get it on video?

95. Agony, misery, woe!

96. Though it's different for each

97. Always ten steps behind Always ten feet below

98. And she's just out of reach

99. Agony—

100. Wow, impressive!

101. You think he's got the chops, Stephen?

102. And then some!

103. Silence! I've made my decision.

104. Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical…

105. is a go project!

106. I hope you know how much we value your opinion, pal.

107. We're adapting your work, after all.

108. From one creative to another,

109. just know we're making every effort to treat the material with respect.

110. I know you're bummed your movie is dead, but this is fun too, right?

111. I don't care about the movie shutting down.

112. It didn't mean anything to me.

113. I mean, I miss having my own golf cart.

114. It didn't mean anything to you?

115. From one creative to another, I can't believe you're saying this.

116. All my songs are like children to me.

117. I guess the thing about that is I don't even remember writing it.

118. Do you mind explaining that in any way, shape, or form?

119. Well, I dreamed I saw my sleep paralysis demon at my computer.

120. Then I woke up the next day, and there it was.

121. A completed script with my name on it.

122. And you're sure it was a sleep paralysis demon?

123. What else would it be?

124. The person who actually wrote your script?

125. Oh!

126. Look!

127. We have to tell Ramona about this.

128. Oh, is she involved?

129. She's the one who's been searching for Scott this whole time.

130. Really?

131. You two moved on with your lives.

132. But she's been skating all over town asking a lot of stupid people

133. some really smart questions.

134. I didn't know that.

135. Come on, Knives. Can't we just let bygones be bygones?

136. When we saw Ramona on the movie set, you were as cool as a cucumber.

137. That was business. This is emotional business.

138. Emotional business

139. Can I get a witness?

140. Stop!

141. Enough with the songwriting. Can we focus for a second?

142. Right. Let's go see Ramona.

143. Gideon and Julie?

144. Please! Gordon Goose would never.

145. Can you please explain this "Gordon Goose" thing?

146. Well, when I was in high school in North Bay, Ontario,

147. Gordon Goose was the weirdest kid in my year.

148. His glasses were too big for his face. His clothes fit funny.

149. Even his hair looked wrong.

150. Everyone called him "Fearless"

151. because he wore those "No Fear" t-shirts every day.

152. I guess he started taking that name a little too seriously.

153. One day, out of nowhere, he presents the most popular girl in school

154. with a 12-point business plan as to why she should date him.

155. They call me Fearless.

156. I have no fear of the sting of rejection.

157. Therefore, there's no downside to me attempting this.

158. The whole school was watching.

159. He moved away after that.

160. But I never forgot about him.

161. I had no idea Gideon Graves was the dorky kid from my past

162. until he turned up on my doorstep.

163. Matthew Patel took everything he had.

164. And what was left behind?

165. Gordon Goose.

166. Gordon Goose.

167. And that's working for you?

168. We understand each other.

169. When I was with him, Gideon… Gordon was a twitchy, rage-filled,

170. impulsive, emotionally abusive, controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

171. But if he makes you happy, that's good, I guess.

172. It's not good. It f****** sucks.

173. I'm sorry, what?

174. When Gordon showed up, he was power-hungry.

175. He wanted revenge.

176. He would have done anything to get his empire back.

177. Ambition is hot.

178. But after a few days, it's like the evil drained out.

179. Now he just sits on the couch watching anime all day.

180. What if it's an act?

181. The Gideon I knew was a plotter.

182. The whole League of Evil Exes thing could have been a smokescreen

183. for an ultra-secret kidnapping plot.

184. Maybe none of the other exes were in on it.

185. Maybe it was all G-Man.

186. Or maybe the two of you were in on it together.

187. Look, I wish that was the case.

188. I wish we were up to some exciting villain business.

189. It would spice things up around the house.

190. But he's just a loser, trust me.

191. You can take him, or us, off your list.

192. One step forward, two steps back.

193. You should come over and say hey.

194. I think Gordon wants to apologize for creating the league and all that.

195. Do I have to?

196. Hey. So his real name is Gordon Goose, and he's living here in the neighborhood,

197. and he's dating some girl who works in a coffee shop.

198. Can you believe that crap?

199. I love that crap. I'm obsessed with that crap.

200. Stacey! Were you eavesdropping?

201. You shouldn't be here on your day off.

202. Scoot. Scoot on out of here.

203. Is that a hole in my roof?

204. I was gone for 90 f****** minutes!

205. What did you do to my house?

206. And what's with the robot?

207. What robot?

208. Where have I seen that robot?

209. I want some answers!

210. It wasn't me. It was the Goose.

211. What? Goose don't skate.

212. Why would I build a skate ramp in the middle of Julie's lovely home?

213. She seems pissed. Does this mean I can't live here?

214. Live here? What?

215. I don't care which one of you did it! You're both gonna pay!

216. - Gulp. - Oh no.

217. Julie Powers versus Lucas Lee and Gordon Goose.

218. Fight.

219. Stop! This is stupid.

220. Let's all be adults for once, okay?

221. Julie, what are you doing?

222. I don't know. I guess I got caught up in the moment.

223. Lucas, you can't live here. That's ridiculous.

224. Find your own place.

225. I'm flat broke.

226. I can't even afford a first-class flight back to L.A.

227. And the only work I can get is voicing an animated series.

228. Lucas Lee is live action or nothing.

229. You might need to open your mind to other opportunities.

230. And you!

231. Stop being a loser.

232. And treat Julie better than you treated me.

233. Hey, that robot with the lampshade on its head.

234. Where have I seen it before?

235. During the movie shoot. He was spying on me in my trailer.

236. Not there. Somewhere else.

237. You know who made him, right?

238. That's their special little guy right there.

239. The Twins.

240. I gotta go.

241. Guess she's got better things to do.

242. Well, it's been real.

243. Yeah, come by the coffee shop sometime.

244. Free coffee?

245. No f****** way!

246. But if you ever want a job, we're hiring.

247. Whatever.

248. Gordon…

249. My man.

250. Jules, do you think I'm a loser?

251. I don't know, Gordon. Sometimes, I guess.

252. Well,

253. what if I said that while it seemed like I wasn't doing anything

254. and was throwing a pity party…

255. I was actually planning an elaborate plan.

256. A plan in which I would get revenge on the one who took everything from me.

257. A plan that would turn Matthew Patel into dust.

258. What would you say if I was planning a plan like that?

259. What would I say?

260. I'd say, "That's hot."

261. Now clean my f****** house, Gordon!

262. Right away!

263. What are you all doing here?

264. We have information about your case, your Scott case.

265. None of us had your phone number.

266. What if I told you I cracked the case wide open?

267. Would any of you want to hear what I figured out?

268. This is my favorite part of every "whodidit."

269. The part when you find out who did it.

270. It's "whodunnit."

271. If anything, it'd be "Who's done it?" I would know. I used to be a writer.

272. Okay.

273. As you all know, Scott was taken from the scene of The Rockit

274. by someone who faked his death.

275. I've been trying to figure out who did it, why they did it, and how they did it.

276. And now I know all three.

277. Let's start with "the who."

278. By now, most of you know about my past.

279. I've dated a lot of people who were suspect…

280. That's a similar word to "suspects."

281. Wow!

282. Yeah. Wow!

283. Five exes have been eliminated from the list.

284. Matthew Patel, Roxie Richter, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram, and Gideon Graves.

285. Gordon Goose. Not that it matters.

286. Okay, so, seven exes, five eliminated.

287. That leaves—

288. Two. The Twins.

289. Ken and Kyle Katayanagi.

290. They were my TAs in Robotics 101.

291. Ken is 30 seconds older. Kyle's the hothead.

292. And that leads to "the why."

293. They have the motivation.

294. It was my second semester of college. I didn't know what I was doing.

295. I was a kid.

296. But to the Twins, I was fresh meat.

297. This year's girl.

298. They were a couple of players, and they wouldn't leave me alone.

299. So maybe I got a little bit of satisfaction

300. when they figured out I was playing them right back.

301. See, I was dating both of them at the same time.

302. Damn, Ramona.

303. Damn, Ramona.

304. Sounds familiar.

305. Familiar? To…?

306. Someone seeing someone and also seeing another someone,

307. and neither of the someones are aware of the other someone.

308. Oh. Scott. Us.

309. Hey, can we get back to the "whodidit"?

310. Right.

311. "The how" is a vegan portal created by vegan powers.

312. But this portal far exceeded the power level of my only vegan ex.

313. And that made me realize…

314. What's more powerful than a human vegan?

315. Two human vegans?

316. No. A robot vegan.

317. A robot that's never eaten meat.

318. A robot that's never had any dairy.

319. A vegan without the inherent flaws of humanity.

320. A vegan created by The Twins.

321. I remembered where I saw that robot before.

322. It was at The Rockit before Sex Bob-omb went on stage.

323. See? Right before Scott disappeared.

324. There you have it. The who, the why, and the how.

325. Ken and Kyle Katayanagi, the twins I spurned in college

326. kidnapped Scott Pilgrim by using their robot's unique capabilities

327. to create the most powerful vegan portal of all time.

328. It's simple, really.

329. Wow!

330. But maybe I missed something. What about "the where"? Where is he?

331. We'll know soon enough.

332. When I find the Twins, I find Scott.

333. So, about to be reunited with that one guy you went on one date with one time, eh?

334. Looks that way.

335. Are you excited?

336. That's a pretty big question.

337. Didn't we come here for a reason?

338. Oh, yeah, right!

339. We came here with information.

340. About your Scott case.

341. Well, about Young Neil, actually.

342. Young Neil didn't write that script.

343. He didn't write Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life!

344. Apparently, I didn't write the movie.

345. Then who did?

346. We don't know.

347. We didn't figure out the who, the why, or the how,

348. but we did figure out "the when."

349. I thought someone would say it! I wasn't pausing for dramatic effect.

350. According to the file data, that script was written 14 years from now.

351. - Hey. - Scott?

352. Where have you been?

353. Was it the Twins? Their robot?

354. The vegan portal?

355. Are you okay?

356. I'm okay.

357. And yes, it was the Twins, and their robot, and the vegan portal.

358. But someone else was behind the whole thing.

359. Someone else?

360. Who?

361. It was me.

362. I did it.