Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 1x5

Directed by Rushio Moriyama

Stefan Johnson as Announcer's Voice (voice) • Caleb Yen as Additional Voices (voice) • Alan Lee as Additional Voices (voice) • Lucien Dodge as Additional Voices (voice) • Deneen Melody as Additional Voices (voice)

A documentary about the Toronto production reveals drama — and steamy romance — behind the scenes. Ramona takes on a daring but demanding gig.

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1. Is it true neither of you have acted before?

2. Yes. But we're very, very famous, and that's basically the same thing.

3. Hello again, friend of a friend

4. I knew you when

5. Our common goal Was waiting for the world to end

6. Now that the truth…

7. We're rock stars. We do what we want.

8. And what we want right now is to be movie stars.

9. People keep asking me if the movie lives up to my "vision."

10. I guess, if I'm being honest,

11. this whole shoot does feel a little blurry.

12. My mom says I should get my eyes checked.

13. We're just trying to honor Mister Neil's tremendous script,

14. which I think is truly a tribute to this great city.

15. I'd even go so far as to say Toronto is a character in the movie.

16. A major character.

17. Really? He said that?

18. Who did he cast to play Toronto?

19. Uh, guys,

20. aren't we supposed to be interviewing Envy Adams' stunt double now?

21. Hey, I'm Ramona Flowers.

22. They said I should come talk to you? It's my first day.

23. You're the stunt double for Ramona Flowers,

24. and your name is also Ramona Flowers?

25. Is that Ramona Flowers, the stunt double, or Ramona Flowers the character?

26. I'm a physical person, but I never thought about stunt work.

27. Turns out I'm pretty good at it.

28. Ramona!

29. When you're done up there, I've got another stunt for you.

30. No problem.

31. Great.

32. I need you to run over to my hotel room and give my dog some medication.

33. It'll be in a blue bag on the counter.

34. Do you think this could be the beginning of a new career?

35. Actually, I only took this job because security realized

36. I wasn't working on the movie, and I needed an excuse to be on set

37. so I could get close enough to Todd to find out if he used a vegan portal

38. to kidnap this guy I went out with one time.

39. What?

40. Quiet! We're rehearsing, people!

41. All right, I guess we're gonna work on blocking

42. while our diva gaffer does his thing.

43. Todd, do you know what blocking is?

44. Hold it.

45. No stunts today.

46. - I just wanted to ask Todd— - You're not wanted here, Ramona.

47. Todd is busy.

48. We're acting, okay?

49. So, skate on.

50. As you can see, the lighting in the scene is super dark

51. to represent the darkness in Scott's soul.

52. Young Neil, your glasses.

53. Yeah, I finally got a prescription.

54. They're sunglasses.

55. Wow!

56. I was wondering.

57. There's no precedent for the path you've taken.

58. From heckling on the sidelines

59. to co-lead in a major Canadian blockbuster.

60. Can you speak to that?

61. I decided the only thing better than being me, was getting paid to be me.

62. Why be Wallace Wells for free?

63. Quiet on the set!

64. Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, scene 43, take one.

65. And action!

66. Why don't we try having Scott gently put his hand on Ramona's back?

67. No, cut!

68. Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, scene 43, take two.

69. And action!

70. All right, Todd, just a gentle little touch.

71. A movie set is kinda like a chemistry set.

72. Some people just have too much chemistry.

73. And what happens when you mix a bunch of volatile chemicals?

74. You get an explosion.

75. You do? That's dangerous!

76. Why are we mixing volatile chemicals on a movie set in the first place?

77. Scene 43, take 18.

78. Action!

79. Scene 43, take 32!

80. Action!

81. Scene 43, take 43.

82. Action!

83. We've been together since we were 11 years old.

84. Every day more magical than the last.

85. Right, baby?

86. Vegans are unusually loyal to their partners.

87. They never waver.

88. That's true.

89. Hey, buddy, it's not that bad.

90. Maybe we just need to rethink the scene.

91. This is the dumb version. But what if…

92. Yes!

93. Yes!

94. Scene 43, take 44.

95. And action!

96. Scott and Wallace. Let's look at each other.

97. Deep into each other's eyes.

98. You've never seen eyes like these in your life.

99. You're forgetting Ramona, forgetting all about her.

100. Now, kiss! Kiss like your life depends on it!

101. Cut! Print!

102. I think we're onto something here, gang. Scott, Wallace, great work!

103. I don't remember writing that part.

104. That's lunch, people!

105. - Ramona! - Ramona!

106. Would you do us a huge favor and give this to Envy Adams?

107. We wrote a song for her to sing in the movie!

108. Please! It's like a cross between the last number in All That Jazz

109. and the first number in Grease 2!

110. What just happened?

111. Not sure.

112. Want to run lines in your trailer?

113. Hey, so, quick question about the script.

114. Run lines in your trailer?

115. Lines in your trailer?

116. Lines? Trailer?

117. Okay.

118. He's my best friend, best friend with benefits.

119. It's a lifelong thing for us.

120. Sure, we experimented with other people.

121. He dated Ramona. I dated Scott Pilgrim.

122. But he always came back to me.

123. I'm his destiny.

124. Me and Todd?

125. Yeah.

126. He went to my high school junior year.

127. He told me the love of his life was waiting for him back in Canada.

128. He also told me that he liked to live in the moment.

129. That generally meant sloppy make outs behind the school.

130. Is it true he punched a hole in the moon for you?

131. - Teleported to the moon and— - Absolutely.

132. Yes, he did.

133. The most romantic thing I've ever seen.

134. The most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

135. Ramona.

136. We need to talk about Scott Pilgrim.

137. I'm Scott Pilgrim.

138. No, I mean—

139. Hold that thought.

140. Wallace.

141. Co-worker.

142. At the end of day two,

143. the production was already 17 million dollars over budget,

144. with only three shots in the can.

145. Today I have a big fight scene,

146. but I'm really hoping to pull Todd away from Wallace for a few minutes.

147. They always seem to be running lines in his trailer.

148. You two have incredible chemistry…

149. What's it like working with Wallace Wells?

150. He's taught me so much about acting.

151. No. About living.

152. What can you even say about a man like that?

153. - Babe? - Envy!

154. I can't be with you anymore!

155. I'm in love with Wallace Wells!

156. What?

157. I'm changing! I feel myself changing.

158. I'm a new person.

159. A new boy!

160. My skin is clearer!

161. It's love.

162. She's walking away?

163. I thought she'd be happy for me.

164. Todd, what happened to all that "vegans never waver" stuff?

165. I never said that. I said, "vegans never wafer."

166. We don't eat wafers. That's true.

167. They never waver.

168. Never waver…

169. Look, any rumors about me having a very hot on-set affair are just rumors.

170. I'm—

171. Excuse me, I'm talking to the camera here.

172. Tell him what you just told me.

173. I'm…

174. He's in love with me, isn't he?

175. Well?

176. I'll fix this.

177. Todd, buddy, this was just an on-set fling.

178. What?

179. When the movie ends, so does the relationship.

180. Tale as old as time.

181. You don't love me?

182. But what about the sparks?

183. What sparks?

184. Todd!

185. Baby! Sweetheart!

186. Wallace Wells!

187. You broke my boyfriend!

188. Prepare to die!

189. No fair!

190. Stop it.

191. Jeez, have some dignity. This is a film set.

192. If you want to fight with me, fight with them.

193. Four stunt doubles?

194. They only gave me one!

195. It's in my contract.

196. Get a better lawyer, baby.

197. Ramona, time for stunts!

198. - Wait, what? I'm doing an interview— - Do you want to keep your job?

199. Where's everybody going?

200. Wallace Wells versus Envy Adams!

201. Fight!

202. Who said that?

203. Nobody.

204. What part of the movie is this?

205. Don't embarrass me, guys!

206. Straight Wallace?

207. You're a stunt double now?

208. Why are you acting like that's weird? You made the exact same career change.

209. Well, I did it for very specific reasons.

210. Fight them! Fight the Wallaces! If you lose, you're fired.

211. That's the sloppiest headbutt I've ever seen.

212. You call that a backflip? Terrible form!

213. You give stunts a bad name. This is tragic. You're all so slow!

214. When was the last time you hit the gym? Too many french fries!

215. Come on, man.

216. We can handle physical abuse, but we draw the line at verbal abuse.

217. Hey!

218. Well, well, Wells.

219. I guess now it's time for you to fight your own fight.

220. But not against me, against Ramona.

221. Okay, time out, cut!

222. Why does your character want to fight Wallace in the first place?

223. This isn't for the movie. This is for real life.

224. I broke her boyfriend.

225. You and Todd?

226. No more stunts. Where is he?

227. Todd, we need to talk.

228. Todd.

229. Breaking vegan edge?

230. Step inside.

231. Welcome to my crib. Let me give you a quick tour.

232. Over there is the first place I made out with Wallace.

233. This is the second place I made out with Wallace.

234. And this is the third place where I—

235. Nobody needs this information, Todd.

236. Yeah, I think we're good.

237. This trailer holds so many memories.

238. It's where I fell in love for the first time.

239. The first time?

240. Envy, what we had was fun, but I discovered a new kind of fun.

241. The kind of fun where you care about another person.

242. You wouldn't understand.

243. What about us?

244. You've known him for three ****ing days!

245. Is that all it's been?

246. Even if it had just been two days,

247. I'd be chasing that high for the rest of my life.

248. You can't fight the moonlight, babe.

249. All right, I'm too famous for this conversation.

250. We're done. Goodbye.

251. Hold on.

252. We need to talk about Scott Pilgrim.

253. I'm Scott Pilgrim.

254. No, the real Scott Pilgrim.

255. The guy you kidnapped using a vegan portal.

256. Here.

257. I don't know if you did this alone, or if Envy put you up to it.

258. No one puts me up to anything.

259. Only I put me up to things.

260. It's a vegan portal, all right.

261. But it's better than anything Todd's ever made.

262. I mean, look at the thought that went into it,

263. the craftsmanship.

264. Todd didn't do this.

265. That was rude…

266. …but I'll allow it.

267. You spent three days following my orders

268. because you wanted to show Todd a video of a portal?

269. You have no other leads?

270. Tragic.

271. Looks like you're never gonna find him.

272. Maybe you should give up.

273. Sometimes you just need to leave losers in the past.

274. Are you talking about Scott or me?

275. And by the way, you're fired.

276. I quit.

277. Mr. Patel, welcome to the Great White North.

278. Yeah, it's great. Everyone here works for me, right?

279. - Yes, sir! - Good!

280. You're all fired!

281. Sir, did you just say—

282. Shut up! Guards!

283. Hey, you! You over there.

284. - Aren't you the director? - Yes!

285. - You're fired! - No!

286. What? Are you shooting a documentary or something?

287. Yeah.

288. Well, not anymore.

289. Hey, man. Get off me, man. Stop.

290. Well, that was a waste of our precious little time.

291. All those people are cuckoo crazy. All of them are.

292. All of you, go home. Take off!

293. We don't work for you.

294. We just want a moment of your time. We have an exciting opportunity.

295. If you give us a chance, we will blow your mind!

296. I like your moxie, kids. I have 30 seconds available next Tuesday.

297. Call my girls. Let's make this happen.

298. Matthew Patel.

299. Ramona Flowers.

300. What's with the outfit? Are you a CEO?

301. Actually, yes. I'm here to shut this movie down.

302. I guess that was inevitable. It's probably losing you a lot of money.

303. Money? Who cares about money?

304. Have you read the script?

305. It's a character assassination of me, Matthew Patel!

306. I won that fight! I punched Scott Pilgrim to death!

307. Well, you didn't actually punch him to death.

308. Someone kidnapped him and made it look like you won.

309. - I didn't win? - No.

310. - He's not dead? - No.

311. - Is he mad at me? - I don't know, dude.

312. I'm trying to find him and figure out who did this.

313. But you know I took my new-found confidence from killing Scott Pilgrim

314. and went back and defeated Gideon, right?

315. I'm sorry?

316. I went up against Gideon and won it all.

317. Two record labels, this movie studio, 14 animal shelters,

318. and The League of Evil Exes.

319. The empire's mine, and I plan to keep it.

320. I won't make the same mistakes he made. I won't end up where he is now.

321. Which is where exactly?

322. Here, Toronto.

323. He's shacking up with some girl named Julie-something.

324. Did you know Gideon isn't even his real name?

325. It's not?

326. No, it's Gordon. Gordon Goose.

327. What?

328. Everything we knew about that guy was a lie.

329. This Julie, it wouldn't be Julie Powers?

330. Yeah, that's it. You know her?

331. I thought I did.

332. Where are you going?

333. Julie Powers and I need to talk.