1. Is it true neither of you
have acted before?Copy !req
2. Yes. But we're very, very famous,
and that's basically the same thing.Copy !req
3. Hello again, friend of a friendCopy !req
4. I knew you whenCopy !req
5. Our common goal
Was waiting for the world to endCopy !req
6. Now that the truth…Copy !req
7. We're rock stars. We do what we want.Copy !req
8. And what we want right now
is to be movie stars.Copy !req
9. People keep asking me
if the movie lives up to my "vision."Copy !req
10. I guess, if I'm being honest,Copy !req
11. this whole shoot
does feel a little blurry.Copy !req
12. My mom says I should get my eyes checked.Copy !req
13. We're just trying
to honor Mister Neil's tremendous script,Copy !req
14. which I think is truly a tribute
to this great city.Copy !req
15. I'd even go so far as to say Toronto
is a character in the movie.Copy !req
16. A major character.Copy !req
17. Really? He said that?Copy !req
18. Who did he cast to play Toronto?Copy !req
19. Uh, guys,Copy !req
20. aren't we supposed to be interviewing
Envy Adams' stunt double now?Copy !req
21. Hey, I'm Ramona Flowers.Copy !req
22. They said I should come talk to you?
It's my first day.Copy !req
23. You're the stunt double
for Ramona Flowers,Copy !req
24. and your name is also Ramona Flowers?Copy !req
25. Is that Ramona Flowers, the stunt double,
or Ramona Flowers the character?Copy !req
26. I'm a physical person,
but I never thought about stunt work.Copy !req
27. Turns out I'm pretty good at it.Copy !req
28. Ramona!Copy !req
29. When you're done up there,
I've got another stunt for you.Copy !req
30. No problem.Copy !req
31. Great.Copy !req
32. I need you to run over to my hotel room
and give my dog some medication.Copy !req
33. It'll be in a blue bag on the counter.Copy !req
34. Do you think this could be
the beginning of a new career?Copy !req
35. Actually, I only took this job
because security realizedCopy !req
36. I wasn't working on the movie,
and I needed an excuse to be on setCopy !req
37. so I could get close enough to Todd
to find out if he used a vegan portalCopy !req
38. to kidnap this guy
I went out with one time.Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. Quiet! We're rehearsing, people!Copy !req
41. All right, I guess we're
gonna work on blockingCopy !req
42. while our diva gaffer does his thing.Copy !req
43. Todd, do you know what blocking is?Copy !req
44. Hold it.Copy !req
45. No stunts today.Copy !req
46. - I just wanted to ask Todd—
- You're not wanted here, Ramona.Copy !req
47. Todd is busy.Copy !req
48. We're acting, okay?Copy !req
49. So, skate on.Copy !req
50. As you can see,
the lighting in the scene is super darkCopy !req
51. to represent the darkness in Scott's soul.Copy !req
52. Young Neil, your glasses.Copy !req
53. Yeah, I finally got a prescription.Copy !req
54. They're sunglasses.Copy !req
55. Wow!Copy !req
56. I was wondering.Copy !req
57. There's no precedent
for the path you've taken.Copy !req
58. From heckling on the sidelinesCopy !req
59. to co-lead
in a major Canadian blockbuster.Copy !req
60. Can you speak to that?Copy !req
61. I decided the only thing better
than being me, was getting paid to be me.Copy !req
62. Why be Wallace Wells for free?Copy !req
63. Quiet on the set!Copy !req
64. Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life,
scene 43, take one.Copy !req
65. And action!Copy !req
66. Why don't we try having Scott
gently put his hand on Ramona's back?Copy !req
67. No, cut!Copy !req
68. Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life,
scene 43, take two.Copy !req
69. And action!Copy !req
70. All right, Todd,
just a gentle little touch.Copy !req
71. A movie set is kinda like a chemistry set.Copy !req
72. Some people just have too much chemistry.Copy !req
73. And what happens when you mix
a bunch of volatile chemicals?Copy !req
74. You get an explosion.Copy !req
75. You do? That's dangerous!Copy !req
76. Why are we mixing volatile chemicals
on a movie set in the first place?Copy !req
77. Scene 43, take 18.Copy !req
78. Action!Copy !req
79. Scene 43, take 32!Copy !req
80. Action!Copy !req
81. Scene 43, take 43.Copy !req
82. Action!Copy !req
83. We've been together
since we were 11 years old.Copy !req
84. Every day more magical than the last.Copy !req
85. Right, baby?Copy !req
86. Vegans are unusually loyal
to their partners.Copy !req
87. They never waver.Copy !req
88. That's true.Copy !req
89. Hey, buddy, it's not that bad.Copy !req
90. Maybe we just need to rethink the scene.Copy !req
91. This is the dumb version. But what if…Copy !req
92. Yes!Copy !req
93. Yes!Copy !req
94. Scene 43, take 44.Copy !req
95. And action!Copy !req
96. Scott and Wallace.
Let's look at each other.Copy !req
97. Deep into each other's eyes.Copy !req
98. You've never seen
eyes like these in your life.Copy !req
99. You're forgetting Ramona,
forgetting all about her.Copy !req
100. Now, kiss!
Kiss like your life depends on it!Copy !req
101. Cut! Print!Copy !req
102. I think we're onto something here, gang.
Scott, Wallace, great work!Copy !req
103. I don't remember writing that part.Copy !req
104. That's lunch, people!Copy !req
105. - Ramona!
- Ramona!Copy !req
106. Would you do us a huge favor
and give this to Envy Adams?Copy !req
107. We wrote a song
for her to sing in the movie!Copy !req
108. Please! It's like a cross
between the last number in All That JazzCopy !req
109. and the first number in Grease 2!Copy !req
110. What just happened?Copy !req
111. Not sure.Copy !req
112. Want to run lines in your trailer?Copy !req
113. Hey, so, quick question about the script.Copy !req
114. Run lines in your trailer?Copy !req
115. Lines in your trailer?Copy !req
116. Lines? Trailer?Copy !req
117. Okay.Copy !req
118. He's my best friend,
best friend with benefits.Copy !req
119. It's a lifelong thing for us.Copy !req
120. Sure, we experimented with other people.Copy !req
121. He dated Ramona. I dated Scott Pilgrim.Copy !req
122. But he always came back to me.Copy !req
123. I'm his destiny.Copy !req
124. Me and Todd?Copy !req
125. Yeah.Copy !req
126. He went to my high school junior year.Copy !req
127. He told me the love of his life
was waiting for him back in Canada.Copy !req
128. He also told me
that he liked to live in the moment.Copy !req
129. That generally meant sloppy make outs
behind the school.Copy !req
130. Is it true he punched a hole
in the moon for you?Copy !req
131. - Teleported to the moon and—
- Absolutely.Copy !req
132. Yes, he did.Copy !req
133. The most romantic thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
134. The most horrifying thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
135. Ramona.Copy !req
136. We need to talk about Scott Pilgrim.Copy !req
137. I'm Scott Pilgrim.Copy !req
138. No, I mean—Copy !req
139. Hold that thought.Copy !req
140. Wallace.Copy !req
141. Co-worker.Copy !req
142. At the end of day two,Copy !req
143. the production was
already 17 million dollars over budget,Copy !req
144. with only three shots in the can.Copy !req
145. Today I have a big fight scene,Copy !req
146. but I'm really hoping to pull Todd away
from Wallace for a few minutes.Copy !req
147. They always seem to be
running lines in his trailer.Copy !req
148. You two have incredible chemistry…Copy !req
149. What's it like working with Wallace Wells?Copy !req
150. He's taught me so much about acting.Copy !req
151. No. About living.Copy !req
152. What can you even say
about a man like that?Copy !req
153. - Babe?
- Envy!Copy !req
154. I can't be with you anymore!Copy !req
155. I'm in love with Wallace Wells!Copy !req
156. What?Copy !req
157. I'm changing! I feel myself changing.Copy !req
158. I'm a new person.Copy !req
159. A new boy!Copy !req
160. My skin is clearer!Copy !req
161. It's love.Copy !req
162. She's walking away?Copy !req
163. I thought she'd be happy for me.Copy !req
164. Todd, what happened to
all that "vegans never waver" stuff?Copy !req
165. I never said that.
I said, "vegans never wafer."Copy !req
166. We don't eat wafers. That's true.Copy !req
167. They never waver.Copy !req
168. Never waver…Copy !req
169. Look, any rumors about me having
a very hot on-set affair are just rumors.Copy !req
170. I'm—Copy !req
171. Excuse me, I'm talking to the camera here.Copy !req
172. Tell him what you just told me.Copy !req
173. I'm…Copy !req
174. He's in love with me, isn't he?Copy !req
175. Well?Copy !req
176. I'll fix this.Copy !req
177. Todd, buddy,
this was just an on-set fling.Copy !req
178. What?Copy !req
179. When the movie ends,
so does the relationship.Copy !req
180. Tale as old as time.Copy !req
181. You don't love me?Copy !req
182. But what about the sparks?Copy !req
183. What sparks?Copy !req
184. Todd!Copy !req
185. Baby! Sweetheart!Copy !req
186. Wallace Wells!Copy !req
187. You broke my boyfriend!Copy !req
188. Prepare to die!Copy !req
189. No fair!Copy !req
190. Stop it.Copy !req
191. Jeez, have some dignity.
This is a film set.Copy !req
192. If you want to fight with me,
fight with them.Copy !req
193. Four stunt doubles?Copy !req
194. They only gave me one!Copy !req
195. It's in my contract.Copy !req
196. Get a better lawyer, baby.Copy !req
197. Ramona, time for stunts!Copy !req
198. - Wait, what? I'm doing an interview—
- Do you want to keep your job?Copy !req
199. Where's everybody going?Copy !req
200. Wallace Wells versus Envy Adams!Copy !req
201. Fight!Copy !req
202. Who said that?Copy !req
203. Nobody.Copy !req
204. What part of the movie is this?Copy !req
205. Don't embarrass me, guys!Copy !req
206. Straight Wallace?Copy !req
207. You're a stunt double now?Copy !req
208. Why are you acting like that's weird?
You made the exact same career change.Copy !req
209. Well, I did it for very specific reasons.Copy !req
210. Fight them! Fight the Wallaces!
If you lose, you're fired.Copy !req
211. That's the sloppiest headbutt
I've ever seen.Copy !req
212. You call that a backflip? Terrible form!Copy !req
213. You give stunts a bad name.
This is tragic. You're all so slow!Copy !req
214. When was the last time you hit the gym?
Too many french fries!Copy !req
215. Come on, man.Copy !req
216. We can handle physical abuse,
but we draw the line at verbal abuse.Copy !req
217. Hey!Copy !req
218. Well, well, Wells.Copy !req
219. I guess now it's time
for you to fight your own fight.Copy !req
220. But not against me, against Ramona.Copy !req
221. Okay, time out, cut!Copy !req
222. Why does your character want
to fight Wallace in the first place?Copy !req
223. This isn't for the movie.
This is for real life.Copy !req
224. I broke her boyfriend.Copy !req
225. You and Todd?Copy !req
226. No more stunts. Where is he?Copy !req
227. Todd, we need to talk.Copy !req
228. Todd.Copy !req
229. Breaking vegan edge?Copy !req
230. Step inside.Copy !req
231. Welcome to my crib.
Let me give you a quick tour.Copy !req
232. Over there is the first place
I made out with Wallace.Copy !req
233. This is the second place
I made out with Wallace.Copy !req
234. And this is the third place where I—Copy !req
235. Nobody needs this information, Todd.Copy !req
236. Yeah, I think we're good.Copy !req
237. This trailer holds so many memories.Copy !req
238. It's where I fell in love
for the first time.Copy !req
239. The first time?Copy !req
240. Envy, what we had was fun,
but I discovered a new kind of fun.Copy !req
241. The kind of fun
where you care about another person.Copy !req
242. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
243. What about us?Copy !req
244. You've known him for three ****ing days!Copy !req
245. Is that all it's been?Copy !req
246. Even if it had just been two days,Copy !req
247. I'd be chasing that high
for the rest of my life.Copy !req
248. You can't fight the moonlight, babe.Copy !req
249. All right, I'm too famous
for this conversation.Copy !req
250. We're done. Goodbye.Copy !req
251. Hold on.Copy !req
252. We need to talk about Scott Pilgrim.Copy !req
253. I'm Scott Pilgrim.Copy !req
254. No, the real Scott Pilgrim.Copy !req
255. The guy you kidnapped
using a vegan portal.Copy !req
256. Here.Copy !req
257. I don't know if you did this alone,
or if Envy put you up to it.Copy !req
258. No one puts me up to anything.Copy !req
259. Only I put me up to things.Copy !req
260. It's a vegan portal, all right.Copy !req
261. But it's better than anything
Todd's ever made.Copy !req
262. I mean, look at
the thought that went into it,Copy !req
263. the craftsmanship.Copy !req
264. Todd didn't do this.Copy !req
265. That was rude…Copy !req
266. …but I'll allow it.Copy !req
267. You spent three days following my ordersCopy !req
268. because you wanted
to show Todd a video of a portal?Copy !req
269. You have no other leads?Copy !req
270. Tragic.Copy !req
271. Looks like you're never gonna find him.Copy !req
272. Maybe you should give up.Copy !req
273. Sometimes you just need
to leave losers in the past.Copy !req
274. Are you talking about Scott or me?Copy !req
275. And by the way, you're fired.Copy !req
276. I quit.Copy !req
277. Mr. Patel,
welcome to the Great White North.Copy !req
278. Yeah, it's great.
Everyone here works for me, right?Copy !req
279. - Yes, sir!
- Good!Copy !req
280. You're all fired!Copy !req
281. Sir, did you just say—Copy !req
282. Shut up! Guards!Copy !req
283. Hey, you! You over there.Copy !req
284. - Aren't you the director?
- Yes!Copy !req
285. - You're fired!
- No!Copy !req
286. What? Are you shooting
a documentary or something?Copy !req
287. Yeah.Copy !req
288. Well, not anymore.Copy !req
289. Hey, man. Get off me, man. Stop.Copy !req
290. Well, that was a waste
of our precious little time.Copy !req
291. All those people are cuckoo crazy.
All of them are.Copy !req
292. All of you, go home. Take off!Copy !req
293. We don't work for you.Copy !req
294. We just want a moment of your time.
We have an exciting opportunity.Copy !req
295. If you give us a chance,
we will blow your mind!Copy !req
296. I like your moxie, kids.
I have 30 seconds available next Tuesday.Copy !req
297. Call my girls. Let's make this happen.Copy !req
298. Matthew Patel.Copy !req
299. Ramona Flowers.Copy !req
300. What's with the outfit? Are you a CEO?Copy !req
301. Actually, yes.
I'm here to shut this movie down.Copy !req
302. I guess that was inevitable.
It's probably losing you a lot of money.Copy !req
303. Money? Who cares about money?Copy !req
304. Have you read the script?Copy !req
305. It's a character assassination of me,
Matthew Patel!Copy !req
306. I won that fight!
I punched Scott Pilgrim to death!Copy !req
307. Well, you didn't
actually punch him to death.Copy !req
308. Someone kidnapped him
and made it look like you won.Copy !req
309. - I didn't win?
- No.Copy !req
310. - He's not dead?
- No.Copy !req
311. - Is he mad at me?
- I don't know, dude.Copy !req
312. I'm trying to find him
and figure out who did this.Copy !req
313. But you know I took my new-found
confidence from killing Scott PilgrimCopy !req
314. and went back and defeated Gideon, right?Copy !req
315. I'm sorry?Copy !req
316. I went up against Gideon and won it all.Copy !req
317. Two record labels, this movie studio,
14 animal shelters,Copy !req
318. and The League of Evil Exes.Copy !req
319. The empire's mine, and I plan to keep it.Copy !req
320. I won't make the same mistakes he made.
I won't end up where he is now.Copy !req
321. Which is where exactly?Copy !req
322. Here, Toronto.Copy !req
323. He's shacking up with some girl
named Julie-something.Copy !req
324. Did you know Gideon
isn't even his real name?Copy !req
325. It's not?Copy !req
326. No, it's Gordon. Gordon Goose.Copy !req
327. What?Copy !req
328. Everything we knew
about that guy was a lie.Copy !req
329. This Julie, it wouldn't be Julie Powers?Copy !req
330. Yeah, that's it. You know her?Copy !req
331. I thought I did.Copy !req
332. Where are you going?Copy !req
333. Julie Powers and I need to talk.Copy !req