Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 1x13

Directed by

Gary Cole as Mayor Fred Jones Sr. (voice) • Patrick Warburton as Sheriff Bronson Stone (voice) • Richard McGonagle as Ed Machine (voice) • Dave Allen as Rick Yantz (voice) • Joe Holt as Hugh Dederdee (voice)

The gang investigates after Crystal Cove begins suffering from an infestation of deadly insects that targets workers of the company Destroido, the company that makes Shaggy and Scooby's favorite snacks.

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1. beep beep

2. On my way home now, darling.

3. 'You did not heed my warning.'

4. Honey, what's wrong with your voice? It's so deep.

5. Wait a minute. Is this that nut again?

6. 'I told you'

7. 'If you did not quit your job at Destroido'

8. 'and leave forever'

9. 'something terrible would happen to you.'

10. And I told you, I don't appreciate prank calls!

11. My sister-in-law is a paralegal

12. and if this keeps up, I'm suing you!

13. Go suck a lemon! Oh, boy!

14. The nerve of some people.

15. buzz buzz

16. Ew. One of those cicada things.

17. I hate those bugs. Urgh.

18. buzz buzz

19. buzz buzz

20. buzz buzz

21. What's going on? Hey. Go away!

22. Come on! Shoo. Shoo.

23. Aah. Aah. Oh. I give up!

24. boom

25. I warned you.

26. Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

27. The cicada

28. the most perfect insect

29. in a decidedly imperfect world.

30. buzz

31. Did he just kiss a bug?

32. Yeah. Isn't he just the best?

33. The cicada's life cycle is fascinating.

34. As grubs, they burrow into the ground

35. where they spend the next 17 years.

36. Psst! Want one?

37. Not from you I don't.

38. Oh. Can't we just be friends?

39. Ask me in 17 years.

40. Changes in our ecosystem, though

41. could wipe out the precious cicada

42. which is why we need to keep watch on companies

43. who pollute nature.

44. Isn't that right, Shaggy and Scooby?

45. - Huh? - Pardon?

46. Are you aware that Grandma Moonbeam's

47. Nature Slivers are manufactured by Destroido?

48. And every bite you take supports

49. the biggest polluter in Crystal Cove?

50. No. But they're, like, super good.

51. Yeah. Want one?

52. I don't even know why I let you take this class.

53. That guy's a total nut.

54. Mmm. I think, Dr. Yantz is amazing.

55. What? What are you talking about?

56. Well, for one thing, he's, he's intelligent.

57. And cute.

58. Yeah? Well, I wonder how cute he'd look

59. caught in one of my traps.

60. A real mean one.

61. Like, are you okay, Freddy?

62. Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be okay?

63. I don't know. You just seem a little, um..

64. Jealous.

65. What? What are you talking about?

66. Jealous. I'm not jealous.

67. Okay. Whatever you.. Ooh!

68. pfft

69. Ooh! It's a note from Mr. E.

70. Must have been in the bag of my Nature Slivers.

71. He says there's a mystery waiting for us at the hospital.

72. There's been some sort of weird accident.

73. What kind of accident?

74. grr

75. He says we'll find out when we get there.

76. Looks like Mr. E's right. Something's up.

77. That's Sheriff Stone's car.

78. Like, maybe we can stop by the cafeteria when we're done

79. and get some of that delicious hospital gelatin.

80. Yeah, with saltines and applesauce.

81. In gelatin.

82. Oh, um, hey, Daphne.

83. - Yes? - Um... right.

84. Uh, well, um, I was just kind of wondering

85. if maybe, you know, you'd like to, uh

86. go on a du-duh-d-d—

87. A date? A real date? A date date?

88. Yeah. You and me.

89. There's a new trap exhibit at the museum.

90. Ugh. Traps.

91. Gee, Fred, when you said you wanted to take me on a date

92. for a minute, I thought you meant it.

93. I do mean it. You love traps!

94. No, Fred. You love traps.

95. Uhh.

96. Steady, now.

97. There.

98. buzz buzz

99. Ew. It's on me. Get it off.

100. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off!

101. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ew!

102. Calm down. It's just a bug.

103. Help. Help.

104. Eww. Eww. Eww. Ooh. Ooh.

105. Thank you. Ick!

106. - Dad? - Oh, no.

107. - Can we help you with anything? - No. Go away.

108. Who's the patient?

109. An employee at Destroido. Go away.

110. Like, what happened to him?

111. It's classified. Go away.

112. It was this awful creature

113. made of thousands and thousands of cicada bugs.

114. They got in his hair, in his nose, all over him!

115. And.. Ew. Ew. Ew. Gross! Oh, ick.

116. What are you, three-years-old?

117. Alright. Fine. Yes. A bug creature, okay?

118. And I'm not gonna let a golden opportunity

119. like this go to waste.

120. I already talked with the city council.

121. We're gonna have a cicada bug creature festival this weekend.

122. The crowds will be huge.

123. And if you have any human decency left in your hearts

124. you will not get involved.

125. Sorry, dad, but we can't do that.

126. buzz

127. Hello?

128. 'You did not heed my warning.'

129. You again.

130. I'm taking a shower. Stop calling me.

131. 'I told you'

132. 'that if you did not quit your job at Destroido'

133. 'and leave town forever'

134. 'something terrible would happen.'

135. Blah, blah, blah. Leave me alone.

136. click

137. Hmm? Hmm.

138. buzz

139. Oh.

140. What is that?

141. A bug?

142. (man on TV) When you want fish oil, flax, and wheat in one crunchy bite

143. bite Nature Slivers. A division of Destroido.

144. Ohh. I want to bite some Nature Slivers.

145. I'm starving.

146. Like, me too.

147. Okay, gang. I got it. Room 24-B.

148. There, there. Poor dear. Such an ordeal.

149. 'Mr. Dederdee?'

150. Mind if we ask you a few questions?

151. We heard about your bug attack last night.

152. Come on in. I'm not going anywhere.

153. Well, I should go. Feel better, dear.

154. Huh? Grandma Moonbeam?

155. We're, like, your biggest fans.

156. Nature Slivers. Yummy.

157. Well, now, isn't that nice?

158. After I sold my company to Destroido

159. Hugh here has been instrumental

160. in making them so popular among young people.

161. You work at Destroido too?

162. - Mm-hmm. - Just like the other victim.

163. Well, I'll leave you all to talk.

164. Mr. Dederdee, do you have any idea why you were attacked?

165. Not really. I got a call a couple of weeks ago.

166. Some deep-voiced, creepy guy said

167. if I didn't quit my job at Destroido

168. 'something terrible would happen to me.'

169. I never thought it would be..

170. beep beep

171. Disgusting bugs..

172. Bugs, bugs all over me!

173. Bug. Buzzing bugs!

174. All over me. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs.

175. beep beep

176. Thanks again, Mr. Dederdee.

177. Code blue. Crash cart in room 613.

178. Good question-and-answer session, eh, gang?

179. ding

180. 'Uh, hit lobby, will you, Shag?'

181. Hmm.

182. ding

183. Nice one, dog boy. You pressed the wrong button.

184. This is the basement.

185. No, I didn't. Like, see?

186. Lobby.

187. Hmm. Must be broken.

188. buzz buzz

189. click

190. Oh! Oh!

191. clank

192. buzz buzz

193. Cease your useless investigations

194. or something terrible will happen to you tomorrow night.

195. Heed my warning. Heed it.

196. Heed!

197. ding

198. 'There has to be some reason the victims all work for Destroido.'

199. Ugh. Oh. Oh!

200. Like, maybe who's ever behind it doesn't like the company.

201. But who could train thousands of bugs to attack like that.

202. The same person who kisses them!

203. - What? - Dr. Yantz. It all fits.

204. Remember what he said in class about Destroido being

205. one of the biggest polluters in Crystal Cove?

206. He hates that company.

207. - It's not Dr. Yantz. - Wait a minute, Daphne.

208. Fred might be onto something.

209. Dr. Yantz is an expert on cicada.

210. He could have trained them to—

211. It's not Dr. Yantz!

212. How do you know?

213. Because... because... because..

214. Because he's cute?

215. I see the way you look at him.

216. Did he give you his phone number?

217. You've probably already texted him!

218. What if I did, and what if we made plans

219. to go to the trap exhibit, without you?

220. What? I..

221. We're going to settle this right now.

222. vroom

223. Uh, is he, like, in there?

224. Yeah.

225. Let's go.

226. You're making a big mistake, Fred.

227. Big mistakes is what I do.

228. The jig is up, Dr. Yantz.

229. Watch out for his weapon, gang.

230. No doubt he's got the cicada

231. under some sort of brain control.

232. I was putting them to sleep. It's their bedtime.

233. Huh! That's a good one, right, Scooby-Doo? Huh?

234. What is going on here?

235. You know exactly what's going on

236. girlfriend-stealer!

237. Girlfriend? Really?

238. You've been using cicada bugs

239. to attack employees of Destroido.

240. Are you insane? I'm calling the police.

241. 'Come on. You got to be kidding.'

242. Quiet. Now, one at a time.

243. Dr. Yantz is the cicada creature, dad.

244. You are? Ew!

245. Let's not jump to conclusions.

246. But if you are the cicada creature

247. would you mind showing up at the cicada festival tomorrow?

248. It would be a big help.

249. I am not the cicada creature.

250. Of course you're not.

251. Show up around 6:00. I'll have a photographer there.

252. If you don't get these kids out of here right now

253. 'I'm pressing charges.'

254. thud

255. But dad, we have to find out who the creature is, and fast.

256. Why, so you can ruin everything?

257. No, because it said it was going to attack us tomorrow night!

258. Tomorrow night?

259. That's wonderful!

260. (all) What?

261. I mean, terrible. Awful.

262. Fortunately, I know what to do.

263. Come to the cicada festival tomorrow night

264. so we can, protect you. 6 o'clock.

265. Let's hire another photographer. This is perfect.

266. Well, now.

267. Who wants to go out for cheesecake?

268. Ed, come on. Let's go back to the clubhouse.

269. - It's getting dark. - Forget it.

270. I'm having the best game of my life.

271. vroom

272. 'You did not heed my warning!'

273. - 'I told you that if you—' - Yeah, yeah.

274. Quit my job with Destroido, or something terrible

275. would happen to me.

276. Listen, you, I'm the CEO of the company

277. and I am not going anywhere. Now get lost.

278. That's the way to do it.

279. Huh?

280. What?

281. What?

282. Whoa. Hey. Aah!

283. roar

284. Looks like that cicada thing struck again last night.

285. And, like, we're next. Tonight!

286. Hey, don't worry. I've got it all figured out.

287. I was up all night building a trap

288. and believe me, we'll catch it.

289. Or die trying.

290. Okay, remember, we need to lure the creature

291. to the mystery machine here, where the trap is.

292. How do we do that?

293. Easy. We're the bait.

294. I was afraid you'd say that.

295. click

296. Did you really mean it, about me being your girlfriend?

297. Oh! Uh, you heard that?

298. Well, uh, uh, uh..

299. Ooh! Look, Whomp A Gopher!

300. Want to "Whomp A Gopher?" I want to "Whomp A Gopher!"

301. Oh! Whoa. Whoa. Ooh. Gotcha.

302. Oh, it's okay, Freddy.

303. I know you have problems expressing your feelings.

304. What makes you... say that?

305. Ugh!

306. I'd like you to be my boyfriend too.

307. And I'd be honored to go to the trap exhibit with you.

308. Dad!

309. - Hmm? - Where have you been?

310. That thing could have attacked you

311. and we wouldn't have had any pictures.

312. Gosh, dad. You really care! Aw, thanks.

313. Don't worry. We're just walking around

314. so the creature knows we're here.

315. Oh. Good idea. Yeah.

316. And if that thing attacks, run back here

317. so we can get pictures.

318. Hmm?

319. Like, dudes, I just saw Dr. Yantz

320. go in House of Spooky Things!

321. Just the break we need. Let's follow him.

322. You don't still think it's him?

323. There's only one way to find out.

324. Roar. Roar.

325. Oh.

326. Like, that's not very spooky.

327. Not spooky.

328. Nope. Not spooky.

329. Not spooky at all.

330. Like, this is definitely not spooky.

331. Now, this is spooky.

332. buzz buzz

333. What's that noise?

334. You will pay the price!

335. Huh?

336. Oh!

337. Like, I don't think it's Dr. Yantz!

338. Really? You think?

339. roar roar

340. 'Lead it back to the Mystery Machine.'

341. roar

342. beep

343. beep

344. buzz

345. roar

346. Now. Get him!

347. ptooey

348. 'Grandma Moonbeam?'

349. Did we miss it? Where are the bugs?

350. You're the cicada creature? But why?

351. Isn't it obvious? I wanted to shut down Destroido.

352. I found out they added a secret ingredient

353. to make Nature Slivers more tasty.

354. Landfill waste!

355. I demanded that they return to my original healthy recipe,

356. but they refused, and because they owned it

357. there was nothing I could do.

358. I vowed to get even.

359. I saw a Norwegian documentary

360. about a researcher using sound waves

361. to control penguins' movements.

362. I decided to adapt the idea for my revenge.

363. Since I didn't have any penguins

364. I used cicadas.

365. And I would have succeeded too

366. if it hadn't been for you meddling young people.

367. Well, now, it's the big house for you, grandma. Let's go.

368. Why can't anything in this town

369. ever turn out to be real?

370. Glad we could help, dad.

371. Well, another mystery successfully solved.

372. I'll say, like, who's up for a trip to the Clam Cabin?

373. It's all-you-can-eat krill night.

374. Krill? Oh, yum.

375. Sorry, gang, but Fred and I are gonna have to pass.

376. We've got a date.

377. 'Thanks again, Daph, for agreeing to come here.'

378. 'Oh, Freddy. I wanted to, for you.'

379. So, uh, how long do you think we'll be stuck in this trap?

380. Well, the cleaning crew usually gets in around 9:00

381. so it should only be 12 hours or so.

382. Hey, can I have a sip of your soda?

383. My throat's starting to close up from

384. the blood rushing to my head.

385. - Oh, Freddy. - Hmm.