1. - "THE SHRIEKING MADNESS
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2. THE BEAST THAT HATH NO NAME"?
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3. YOU'RE ACTUALLY READING THIS?
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4. - THE PROFESSOR
IS A GREAT WRITER.
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5. HIS STUFF IS SPOOKY.
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6. - HATECRAFT
IS A TOTAL FAKE.
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7. HE SAYS HE'S JUST WRITING
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8. WHAT DEMONS FROM
DARK DIMENSIONS TELL HIM.
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9. PLEASE!
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10. - HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY'RE NOT TRUE?
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11. - UM, BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN?
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12. WAIT UNTIL HARLAN ELLISON
SPEAKS HERE NEXT WEEK.
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13. HE'S A REAL WRITER.
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14. HE'LL SET YOU BOZOS
STRAIGHT ABOUT HATECRAFT.
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15. LATER.
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16. "CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON:
THE BEAST THAT HATH NO NAME."
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17. HOW CAN PROFESSOR HATECRAFT
NAME THE CREATURE IN THE TITLE,
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18. THEN SAY IT HAS NO NAME.
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19. RIDICULOUS.
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20. - OHH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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21. UHH!
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22. UHH! PLEASE!
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23. UHH! AAH!
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24. HELLO!
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25. PLEASE. PLEASE!
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26. AAH!
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27. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION
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28. - NOW, DAPH, CHIN UP.
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29. SPENDING SOME TIME AWAY
FROM YOUR LITTLE MYSTERY CLUB
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30. WILL DO YOU SOME GOOD.
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31. - STOP BY THE BUILDING
WE PAID FOR,
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32. AND IF YOU SEE
ANY PROFESSORS,
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33. REMIND THEM YOUR SISTERS
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34. ALL GRADUATED
FROM DARROW UNIVERSITY
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35. BY THE TIME THEY WERE 13.
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36. - I'M ONLY VISITING THIS SCHOOL
BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO, MOM.
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37. WHAT IF DARROW ISN'T FOR ME?
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38. - A COLLEGE GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THE OTHER BLAKE GIRLS
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39. ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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40. HA HA HA! OH, DAPHNE,
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41. SOMETIMES I WISH
WE WOULD HAVE HAD A BOY.
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42. - FRED, GO STRAIGHT
TO MY OLD FRATERNITY
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43. AND DROP MY NAME.
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44. THEY HAVE TO LET YOU IN,
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45. NO MATTER HOW MUCH
YOU TALK ABOUT TRAPS.
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46. - MAN, IT FEELS WEIRD
BEING HERE WITHOUT THE GANG.
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47. THINGS SURE HAVE BEEN
PRETTY ROUGH
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48. SINCE SHAGGY AND VELMA
BROKE UP.
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49. - BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER, FRED,
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50. THE ROGERS KID CHOSE
A DOG OVER A GIRL.
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51. WHAT'S HE THINKING?
THIS ISN'T SOME REALITY SHOW.
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52. NOW, I DREAMED OF THE DAY
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53. YOU'D BE HUMILIATED
BY MY FRATERNITY.
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54. DON'T BLOW THIS FOR ME.
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55. - I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M HERE THE SAME DAY
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56. AS MY FAVORITE AUTHOR.
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57. DO YOU THINK HARLAN ELLISON
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58. WILL SIGN ALL MY COPIES
OF HIS BOOKS?
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59. - I KNEW HARLAN
BACK IN THE DAY.
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60. JUST TELL HIM
CAPE COD DINKLEY SENT YOU.
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61. HE'LL SIGN.
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62. - BUT, LIKE, THE BEST THING
ABOUT DARROW UNIVERSITY
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63. IS THE BURGER PLACE
ON CAMPUS.
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64. THEY'RE KNOWN EVERYWHERE
FOR THEIR BURGERS.
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65. - AND THE FRENCH FRIES,
ONION RINGS, AND SHAKES.
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66. - TRY NOT TO EMBARRASS US,
PLEASE.
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67. BETTER YET, JUST DON'T
TELL THEM YOUR LAST NAME.
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68. - MU GAMMA TAU.
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69. MU ARE YOU?
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70. - UM, HI.
I'M FRED JONES JR.
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71. MY DAD WAS A MU GAMMA
TOE—TAU—UH, TOE.
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72. - FRED! I'M RHINO.
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73. GUYS, THIS IS FRED JONES JR.
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74. HIS DAD WAS MU LEGEND—
FRED JONES.
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75. WHAT?
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76. - I THOUGHT FRED JONES
WAS A MYTH.
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77. - I HEARD HE ATE
A LIVE BEAR.
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78. - SO, UH, WHAT
DO YOU GUYS DO HERE,
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79. STUDY? PARTY? MAKE TRAPS?
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80. - AMATEUR HOUR.
WHEN YOU'RE IN COLLEGE,
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81. MALE, AND RIPPED,
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
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82. WRESTLE!
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83. - GO GET HIM, RANDY!
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84. - THE BLAKE FAMILY CENTER
FOR SELF-NAMED BUILDINGS.
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85. HMM.
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86. - NO LONGER WILL THEY
IGNORE YOUR PEOPLE!
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87. ARE YOU WITH ME?
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88. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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89. - ARE YOU WITH ME?
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90. - UH... YES?
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91. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT...
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92. - WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING?
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93. THERE IT IS, SCOOB!
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94. I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE LEGENDS.
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95. - BURGERS, FRIES,
ONION RINGS!
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96. - WOW! WE'RE REALLY HERE.
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97. AHEM. UH, BRING US, LIKE,
YOUR MOST FAMOUS FOOD, PLEASE.
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98. IT'S THE WAY
I ALWAYS DREAMED IT.
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99. IT'S THE WAY
I'VE ALWAYS SMELLED IT.
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100. AHH.
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101. - EEW!
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102. THESE AREN'T BURGERS.
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103. - WE CHANGED MANAGEMENT
LAST WEEK.
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104. NOW WE'RE ORGANIC VEGAN.
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105. THOSE ARE PUREED SPROUTS
AND WHEAT GLUTEN.
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106. YUCK!
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107. UCCHH!
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108. - AND THAT'S WHY
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109. THERE HASN'T BEEN
ANYTHING GOOD WRITTEN
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110. SINCE THE 1970s.
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111. - THANK YOU.
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112. OK, QUESTIONS.
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113. - MY NAME IS HOWARD E. ROBERTS,
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114. AND MY FAVORITE WRITER
IS ONE OF OUR PROFESSORS,
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115. AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
COULD COMPARE YOUR WORK
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116. TO HIS MASTERPIECE,
"THE SHRIEKING MADNESS
OF CHAR-GAR GOTHA—"
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117. - YOU MEAN H.P. HATECRAFT?
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118. AN INTERESTING SCRIBBLER, YES,
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119. NO DOUBT.
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120. BUT MINOR.
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121. AND THAT'S BEING KIND.
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122. - THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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123. HE'S A BRILLIANT WRITER
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124. WHO UNDERSTANDS
THE DARK CREATURES
OF OTHER DIMENSIONS.
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125. - I PERCEIVE IN YOU,
YOUNG SIR,
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126. ONE WHO HEARS NOTHING
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127. BUT THE SOUND OF THE WIND
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128. BLOWING ACROSS
THE EMPTY DESERT
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129. THAT LIES BETWEEN YOUR EARS.
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130. - HATECRAFT IS, AT BEST,
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131. A LITERARY FRAUD,
A CON MAN.
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132. AT WORST, A DIRT SMEAR
IN THE DIAPER OF LITERATURE.
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133. - MR. ELLISON?
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134. - YES, DEAR. I CAN ONLY
SIGN SO FAST, YOU KNOW.
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135. - VELMA DINKLEY, SIR.
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136. I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK,
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137. AND THE THEMES YOU EXPLORE IN—
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138. - DINKLEY? NOT BY
ANY HAPPY CHANCE
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139. A RELATION TO CAPE COD DINKLEY,
AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE?
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140. - MY MOTHER.
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141. - OH, HOLY BRADBURY.
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142. YOU MUST GIVE HER
A KISS FOR ME.
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143. AND THANK HER
FOR THE CHICKEN SOUP.
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144. - JINKIES! I WILL!
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145. IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU.
THANKS SO MUCH.
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146. - MY PLEASURE.
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147. OH, BY THE WAY,
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148. JINKIES IS NOT
ACTUALLY A WORD.
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149. HATECRAFT THIS,
HATECRAFT THAT—
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150. PERHAPS SOMEONE COULD ASK ME
ABOUT MY OWN LATEST WORK
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151. ONCE IN A WHILE.
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152. UHH... UHH!
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153. - AAH!
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154. - IT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE.
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155. - HELP!
- HUH?
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156. - HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE
HELP ME, ALREADY! HELP!
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157. UHH! UHH! AAH! AAH!
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158. AAH!
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159. - I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!
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160. MAYBE THAT FOOD'S
IS NOT SO BAD!
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161. - MR. ELLISON, ARE YOU OK?
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162. - OK? I'VE BEEN VIOLATED
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163. BY A FIGMENT OF A FANTASIST'S
FABRICATED FALSEHOOD
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164. FOR THE SOLE FUNCTION
OF FAME AND FORTUNE.
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165. - OH, LIKE,
THAT IS A LOT OF FA.. FA...
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166. - REALLY?
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167. IS IT "LIKE" THAT?
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168. WHAT IF, LIKE, LIKE
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169. WERE USED IN, LIKE,
ITS PROPER GRAMMATICAL FORM
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170. AND NOT, LIKE,
AS A CONVERSATIONAL PAUSE,
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171. LIKE EVERY THIRD, LIKE, WORD?
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172. - BOY, WHAT GOT HIM SO UPSET?
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173. - MAYBE HE WOULDN'T
BE SO MAD IF HE SAW THIS.
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174. A COPY OF HATECRAFT'S BOOK,
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175. "CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON:
THE BEAST THAT HATH NO NAME."
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176. - SOMEONE'S READ THIS A LOT.
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177. THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF SENTENCES UNDERLINED.
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178. UCCH. AND IT SMELLS
LIKE OLD CLAM CHOWDER
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179. BEING GARGLED BY A SEAL.
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180. - BUT WHY WOULD A MONSTER
CARRY A BOOK ABOUT HIMSELF
AROUND WITH HIM?
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181. - I WANT TO MEET THIS
PROFESSOR HATECRAFT FOR MYSELF.
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182. - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT?
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183. - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT?
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184. HELLO?
PROFESSOR HATECRAFT?
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185. YOUR DOOR WAS OPEN.
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186. - WITH ALL THESE BOOKS,
YOU'D THINK THIS GUY
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187. COULD, LIKE, AFFORD A MAID.
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188. - OHH! OHH...
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189. - IT'S JUST A STATUE,
BEEF BRAINS,
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190. OF A CHARACTER FROM ANOTHER ONE
OF HATECRAFT'S BOOKS.
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191. TV: BREAKING NEWS.
THIS JUST IN.
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192. CAMPUS POLICE SAY
THEY HAVE NO LEADS
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193. ON TODAY'S THEFT OF
THE DARROW FAMILY ARCHIVES
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194. FROM THE UNIVERSITY LIBRARY.
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195. - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT?
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196. - OOH! BY THE TENDRILS
OF SHAP-SHAP SUMAGURATH,
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197. YOU FRIGHTENED ME.
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198. - WE'RE SORRY, PROFESSOR.
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199. WE'RE BIG FANS
WHO WANTED TO MEET YOU.
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200. - WELL, NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
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201. IT'S LIKE THE WRATH
OF FUNG FARD HARGENFLOG
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202. HAS DESCENDED UPON ME.
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203. I HOPE I HAVEN'T RELEASED
CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON ON THE WORLD.
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204. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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205. - MY WORK—TRANSLATING
THE DEMON-SUMMONING CHANTS
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206. WRITTEN IN THESE EVIL TOMES,
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207. WHICH MY STUDENT ASSISTANT
ALPHABETIZES FOR ME.
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208. - YOU THINK, LIKE,
EVERYTHING YOU'RE WRITING
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209. IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
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210. - DARK FORCES ARE AT WORK
IN THIS VERY HOME,
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211. AND I FEAR I MAY HAVE
INADVERTENTLY OPENED A PORTAL
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212. TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION.
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213. - THAT'S BAD, RIGHT?
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214. - STOP! YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY
UNLEASH ANOTHER DEMON.
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215. OH. THAT'S JUST FAN MAIL.
NEVER MIND.
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216. - A LOT OF THESE SEEM TO BE
IN THE SAME HANDWRITING.
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217. - MY FANS ARE VERY DEDICATED.
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218. NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,
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219. I SENSE MESSAGES
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220. FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE
COMING ON.
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221. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GANG?
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222. DO WE STAY TOGETHER AND KEEP
WORKING TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY?
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223. IS THAT A NO?
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224. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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225. THIS PLACE IS VEGAN.
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226. - THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO EAT
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227. FOR, LIKE, MILES.
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228. - YEAH. WE'RE SO HUNGRY,
WE'D EVEN EAT VEGETABLES.
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229. - WHOA... OOH!
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230. - SORRY.
MY FRIENDS WERE WRESTLING.
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231. - MY NEW BROTHERS
ARE GONNA TEACH ME A MOVE
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232. CALLED HAPPY TAPIOCA.
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233. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT APPARENTLY, UH,
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234. I'LL BE BLINDFOLDED
AND SUBMERGED INTO PUDDING.
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235. SEE YA AROUND.
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236. - HA HA! YEAH!
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237. - I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
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238. - HEY, GOOD JOB.
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239. - AHEM.
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240. BLEHH!
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241. - YOU SAID IT, SCOOB.
PLEASE PASS THE SALT.
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242. - AAH!
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243. CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON!
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244. - AAH—
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245. - LIKE, RUN!
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246. - AAH!
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247. - AAH! JUST BECAUSE
I'M LETTING YOU SAVE ME
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248. DOESN'T MEAN I FORGIVE YOU.
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249. TAPIOCA! TAPIOCA!
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250. - SO, WHAT CONSTRUCT
OF THE MAN
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251. ARE WE GOING TO GO AFTER
NEXT, ERNESTO?
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252. - DON'T WORRY, COMRADE DAPHNE,
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253. OUR TRUE CALLING
WILL PRESENT ITSELF SOON.
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254. IN THE MEANTIME, PICK SOMETHING
FROM THE LIST OF PROTESTABLES.
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255. IT'S FUN.
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256. - RICE CRACKERS, SCHWARMA,
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257. OLD PERSON SMELL?
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258. CAN YOU EVEN PROTEST THAT?
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259. - I DON'T KNOW,
BUT SOMEONE SHOULD.
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260. - OHH!
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261. - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT,
YOU HAVE TO RUN!
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262. CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON
IS AT THE CAMPUS BURGER!
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263. WAIT. WERE YOU SPYING ON US?
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264. - YES. I WANTED TO SEE
IF YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH,
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265. AND BY THE TALONS
OF FENG SHUI NABISCUS,
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266. YOU WERE!
I HAVE NO CHOICE NOW
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267. BUT TO REVEAL
THE TERRIBLE, DARK TRUTH
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268. ABOUT CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON.
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269. - I KNOW YOU'VE
HEARD THE RUMORS
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270. OF A SIGHTING
ON CAMPUS LAST NIGHT
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271. OF A MONSTER
FROM ONE OF MY NOVELS,
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272. BUT I WANT TO SET
THE RECORD STRAIGHT.
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273. MY WRITINGS, AS MR. ELLISON
SAID THE OTHER DAY,
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274. ARE A FRAUD.
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275. THERE IS NO CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON.
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276. I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP.
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277. - IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
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278. WHO IS FORCING YOU
TO LIE LIKE THIS,
PROFESSOR HATECRAFT?
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279. - THIS IS NOT A LIE.
I AM TELLING THE TRUTH.
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280. I PERPETUATED THE MYTH
TO SELL BOOKS
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281. AND TO GAIN ACCESS
TO THE LUCRATIVE WORLD
OF PLUSHY MONSTER TOYS.
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282. I AM SO SORRY.
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283. - IGNORE HIM!
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284. - WE ARE THE ONES
TELLING THE TRUTH!
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285. MONSTERS DESERVE EQUALITY.
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286. CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON
SHOULD NOT BE SILENCED.
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287. AND HERE'S A SONG
TO TELL YOU WHY.
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288. - NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
NO ONE'S LISTENING
TO A WORD WE SAY.
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289. - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
WE CAN DO—
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290. BUILD A TRAP.
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291. AND I CAN'T DO IT ALONE.
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292. - WHAT'S GOING ON?
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293. - OHH!
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294. - UH, I THINK WE MADE OUR POINT.
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295. THE PROTEST IS OVER.
AAH!
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296. - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, GANG?
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297. ARE WE GONNA SOLVE
THIS MYSTERY OR NOT?
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298. - AAH!
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299. AAH!
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300. - SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
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301. - PROFESSOR HATECRAFT?
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302. - OOH! HELP!
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303. - WE'LL NEVER FIND HIM
IF WE DON'T SPLIT UP.
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304. - OK. I GUESS THAT MEANS
WE GO—HUH?
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305. OH, COME ON.
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306. - WOW! I CAN'T WAIT
TO BE AN ADULT.
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307. YOU CAN HAVE
SO MUCH COOL STUFF
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308. THAT HAS THAT AWESOME
OLD PERSON SMELL.
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309. - HERE. YOU MIGHT
NEED THIS FOR THE TRAP.
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310. - GREAT FIND, DAPH.
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311. HEY, YOU KNOW, WE MAKE
A PRETTY GOOD TEAM, DON'T WE?
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312. - UH-HUH. IT'S LIKE WE KNOW
EACH OTHER'S THOUGHTS.
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313. - YEAH! HEY, GUESS WHAT
I'M THINKING NOW.
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314. - WELL, ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT ME?
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315. - HA! GOTCHA! I'M NOT
THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING.
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316. - MY MIND IS A COMPLETE VOID.
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317. GOOD TRY, THOUGH.
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318. - THANKS.
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319. - I THOUGHT SHAGGY
WAS RIGHT BEHIND US.
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320. - HUH? YOU WORRIED?
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321. - OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
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322. IT'S LIKE HE'S A PART OF ME.
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323. EVEN THOUGH
HE LEFT ME FOR YOU.
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324. - I'M SORRY.
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325. - SCOOBY! VELMA! HELP!
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326. - IT'S SHAGGY!
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327. SOMETHING JUMPED OFF
THE SHELF AT ME
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328. AND HAD, LIKE, A TENTACLE.
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329. - IT'S NOT A TENTACLE.
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330. IT'S A STRAP
FOR SOMEONE'S BOOK BAG.
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331. - THEY LOOK LIKE STORIES.
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332. LISTEN TO THIS TITLE.
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333. "THE DREADED BEAST
GOO-GOO GAGA."
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334. - EEW! YUCK!
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335. THEY'VE GOT THAT SAME SMELL.
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336. IT'S LIKE A BABOON
SMOKING A CIGAR
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337. WHILE BATHING IN A BATH
OF MOLDY TUNA
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338. AND CURDLED RANCH DRESSING.
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339. - HEY! LET ME OUT!
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340. - AAH!
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341. THANK GOODNESS!
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342. TRAPPED INSIDE WITH
ALL OF HATECRAFT'S LOUSY BOOKS,
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343. IT'S LIKE BEING
IN HIS VERSION
OF THE UNDERWORLD.
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344. - WHO PUT YOU IN HERE?
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345. - THE GUY WITH
ALL THE TENTACLES.
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346. WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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347. - CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON!
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348. STAY AWAY, YOU DEMON!
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349. - THE PROFESSOR!
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350. - HELP! HELP ME!
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351. HELP!
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352. - HELP ME! AAH!
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353. - WE'VE GOT TO DISTRACT IT.
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354. - HATECRAFT'S MONSTERS
ARE ONLY SUMMONED BY CHANTING.
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355. FOLLOW ME.
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356. - WHOA! AAH!
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357. - CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON...
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358. CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON...
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359. - DON'T CHANT AT IT, HIT IT!
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360. UHH!
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361. - OHH!
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362. - AAH!
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363. - HELP!
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364. AAH!
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365. - LIKE, YOU DON'T
HEAR MANY MONSTERS
FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS
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366. SCREAM FOR HELP.
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367. - THIS IS NO MONSTER.
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368. IT'S HOWARD E. ROBERTS,
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369. HATECRAFT'S STUDENT ASSISTANT
AND BIGGEST FAN.
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370. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
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371. - SUSPECTED HOW?
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372. - THINK ABOUT IT.
WE FOUND A BOOK
WRITTEN BY HATECRAFT,
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373. WITH SENTENCES UNDERLINED THAT
SMELLED LIKE CHAR-GAR GOTHAKON.
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374. - OF COURSE IT WAS ME.
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375. - SOMEONE HAD TO
DEFEND THE PROFESSOR
AGAINST HIS CRITICS.
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376. AND WHAT BETTER WAY
THAN TO DRESS
AS HIS GREATEST CREATION?
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377. FORTUNATELY,
I'D TAKEN A CLASS
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378. IN THE MILITARY APPLICATION
OF SONIC SHRIEK TECHNOLOGY
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379. AT THE LEARNING ANNEX.
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380. ALTHOUGH, IN RETROSPECT,
IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN
A GOOD IDEA
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381. TO GLUE REAL OCTOPUS LEGS
TO MY FACE.
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382. AH, SO THAT WAS THE SMELL!
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383. - BUT WHEN HATECRAFT
ADMITTED HE MADE IT UP?
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384. - THAT'S WHEN HE HAD TO FALL.
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385. AND HE WOULD HAVE, TOO,
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386. IF IT WEREN'T FOR
THE DARK ELDER FORCES
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387. CONSPIRING IN THE INKY
BLACK OF TIME MOST FOUL!
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388. OH. AND YOU MEDDLING KIDS.
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389. - H.P., ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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390. - HARLAN. YES.
JUST AN OVEREAGER FAN
WHO GOT CARRIED AWAY.
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391. - FANS. IMBECILES FIT ONLY
TO BE GNAWED BY RABID RATS.
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392. - YES. SOMEONE
COULD WRITE A BOOK.
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393. - HOW ABOUT,
"A BOY AND HIS FANS,"
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394. BY HARLAN ELLISON
AND H.P. HATECRAFT?
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395. - I WAS THINKING SOMETHING
MORE ALONG THE LINES OF,
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396. "SHAVU-RA HATAFAR,
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397. THE FAN THAT HAD NO NAME."
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398. - EXCEPT, UH,
YOU JUST NAMED IT.
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399. - DON'T START WITH ME,
ELLISON.
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400. - YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO COLLEGE JUST YET.
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401. - YEAH. IT'LL BE GOOD
TO GET HOME
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402. AND BACK TO SOLVING MYSTERIES.
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403. - AS A TEAM?
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404. - ABSOLUTELY.
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.
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405. HUH?
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406. - DARROW UNIVERSITY LIBRARY
DARROW FAMILY ARCHIVES?
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407. WAIT. AREN'T THOSE THE ARCHIVES
THE NEWS SAID WERE STOLEN?
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408. - MR. E! HUH. OPEN IT.
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409. - OOH. CAREFULLY.
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410. - IF THE FIRST MYSTERY INC.
HAD WHAT'S INSIDE THIS TRUNK,
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411. MAYBE THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE
VANISHED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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412. - WOW!
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413. THIS LOOKS LIKE THE ENTIRE
HISTORY OF CRYSTAL COVE.
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414. - GANG, I THINK ONE MYSTERY
JUST TURNED INTO TWO.
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415. - HMM.
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416. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION
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417. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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